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<h1 align="center"><strong>The One Where Chandler Crosses a Line</strong></h1>
<hr>
<p>Written by: Adam Chase<br>
Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
<hr>
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating
breakfast.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy
naked! It was like torture!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Y'know if we ever go to war and you<6F>re captured, you<6F>re in for a
<strong>big</strong> surprise.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it<69>s bad
enough that I<>m in love with my roommates girlfriend<6E>which by the way, I think
she knows. Because every time we<77>re in the room together there<72>s this weird like
energy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen
her naked. I mean at least when I<>ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her
body was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she<68>s smooth!
Smooth! (leaves)</p>
<p>(Pause)</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe?</p>
<p><b>All:</b> Yeah! Oh my God!</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is getting a phone number from a woman (Casey) as Chandler
watches from the doorway.]</p>
<p><b>Casey:</b> Here you go.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Great! All right, so I<>ll call you later.</p>
<p><b>Casey:</b> Great! (leaves)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (rushing up) Hey-Hey-Hey! Who was that?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> That would be Casey. We<57>re going out tonight.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Goin<69> out, huh? Wow! Wow! (Does a little celebration dance) So
things didn<64>t work out with Kathy, huh? Bummer.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> No, things are fine with Kathy. I<>m having a late dinner with her
tonight, right after my early dinner with Casey.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (shocked) What?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah-yeah. And the craziest thing is that I just ate a whole pizza by
myself! (Laughs)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wait! You<6F>re going out with Kathy!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah. Why are you getting so upset?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I<>m upset<65>for you. I mean, having sex with an endless
line of beautiful women must be very unfulfilling for you. (He can<61>t believe he just
sad that.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What is the big deal? It<49>s not like we<77>re exclusive.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Look, Joey, Kathy is clearly not fulfilling your emotional needs. But
Casey, I mean granted I only saw the back of her head, but I got this sense that
she<EFBFBD>s-she<68>s smart, and funny, and gets you.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> You got all that from the back of her head?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right look, I think it<69>s time for you to settle down. Y'know?
Make a choice, pick a lane.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Who<68>s Elaine?</p>
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards,
and Phoebe is working on a new song.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (singing) "<em>Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair.
Swinging with the greatest of ease<73></em>" Darn it! Now, I don<6F>t know who to
get to the next verse.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, you could just go uh, "<em>greatest of ease</em><EFBFBD> (plays air
guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about
<EFBFBD>bah-bah-bha-bhan?<3F></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well umm, y<>know, I used to play.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh yeah, that<61>s right, the keyboards, huh?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in
college. I mean that<61>s-that<61>s when I really found my sound.</p>
<p>(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink.)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth
it. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every
allowed to hear, "The Sound."</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I wanna hear "The Sound."</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Really? No. I mean, nah, I haven<65>t played in so long, and-and, well
it<EFBFBD>s-it<69>s really personal stuff, y<>know?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Come on, play that funky music white boy.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up in<69>No, yeah,
okay. (Runs out.)</p>
<p>[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut,
"The Sound."]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay, guys.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> All right! Bring it on, you<6F></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Here we go. (Plays one note) Y<>know, I<>ve-I<>ve never played
my stuff for anyone before, so it<69>s important that-that you understand it<69>s
about communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y<>know, umm, you
should-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That<61>s what
I<EFBFBD>m<EFBFBD></p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (interrupting) Oh my God! Play!</p>
<p>(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over
the background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam,
someone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes,
and for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks.)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (At a loss for words) Boy, that was-that was, umm<6D> terrific.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Really, bitchin<69>!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Wow, it was so<73>wow!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Really?! I mean, really?!!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, I mean, you should play in public!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Wow! Thanks, you guys. That<61>s uh<75>ohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you
another piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I<>ll be
right back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, I<>m<EFBFBD>I am so<73>
(starts to break up and leaves)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, I can<61>t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus
it<EFBFBD>s just, it<69>s so different from the stuff you usually hear.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> You mean like, music?</p>
<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching Yasmein Bleeth running on TV, and the
duck starts quacking.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I know what you<6F>re thinkin<69>! Yes, yes, your breasts
are just as firm and juicy.</p>
<p>(There<72>s a knock on the door.)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Come in!</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> (entering) Hey! (sees what<61>s on TV) Oh God, is that <em>Baywatch</em>?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uh yes, but uh, I just watch it for the articles.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> So is Joey around?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No-no, he<68>s not back yet, but he<68>ll be here any minute. So
uh, come on in. Have a seat. Bow or stern?</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> I uh, don<6F>t really have a preference. You?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I like it in the stern. (Realizes what he just said.) <20>of the
boat. (The phone rings, and he answers it.) (on phone) Hello.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (on the other end at a pay phone) Hey, it<69>s me. Listen Casey and I
were on our way back and had a little car trouble.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What happened?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> We broke down on the Parkway, so I have to walk back and get some
transmission fluid. And hey, listen could you please tell Kathy that I<>ll be there as
soon as I can.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Why can<61>t you tell her?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> <20>Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about
to<EFBFBD>(he stops talking suddenly)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Joey! Joey!!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I thought your time ran out.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Me too, but I guess I do have a couple of more<72>(his time runs out for
real)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (to Kathy) Uhh, that was Joey. He<48>s running a little late, he
says he<68>s sorry.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Oh.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> So I guess it<69>s just uh, you and me then.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Oh, okay.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I think it is!</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> So what did you do today?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, I had an appointment to get my haircut<75></p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> (interrupting) Oh, it looks great!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> <20>and then it got canceled.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Well, I could cut it.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Really?! You do that?</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunt<6E>s dog grooming shop, but
hey, what do you say?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Dog grooming huh? Okay, just don<6F>t make my tail too poofy.</p>
<p>[Cut to later, Kathy is cutting Chandler<65>s hair.]</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> You have really great hair.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, thanks. I grow it myself. (Kathy is running her fingers through
his hair, and Chandler catches himself enjoying it too much.) Y<>know who also has
great hair is Joey!</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Yes! Yeah! Joey has great hair! Umm, I<>m basically done here. Just
let me get this off your neck.</p>
<p>(Kathy leans in really close and Chandler mouths "Oh my God." She moves
around in front of him and kneels at his feet.)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What-what <20>cha doin<69>?</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Checking to see if it<69>s even.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> <20>Kay.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Looks good.</p>
<p>(They lean in to kiss and are interrupted by the phone.)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (jumping up to answer the phone) Oh the phone! The phone<6E>s making
sounds! (On phone) Hello!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (on phone) Hey dude, it<69>s me.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey it<69>s Joey!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Listen uh, I<>m really sorry, it looks like I<>m gonna be stuck
here for a while. I got the transmission fluid, but when I went to put it in the car, the
transmission wasn<73>t there!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, it must<73>ve fallen out a few blocks back. I just figured we hit
a dog.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> (on phone) Hey. (listens) Oh no it<69>s fine, don<6F>t worry about
it. (listens) Yeah-no, stop apologizing, it<69>s okay. (listens) Yeah! I<>ll talk to
you tomorrow. (hangs up) (to Chandler) I should uh, probably go.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah. Yes! Yeah. </p>
<p>(Kathy leaves and Chandler groans in agony. Kathy knocks on the door and Chandler opens
it.)</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> I forgot my purse.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh. </p>
<p>(They kiss, passionately.)</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> No, I really did forget my purse.</p>
<p>(They kiss again.)</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still
kissing, then they stop suddenly.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No-no-no-no, this is bad! It<49>s bad! This is bad!</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Horrible!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation?</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> No-no-no, the kiss was good.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay!</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> No, but that<61>s bad!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here<72>s what we do, we-we forget it happened.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> What?!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we<77>re unhappy
forever. Sound good?</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Can you really do that?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I have to; he<68>s my best friend, and you<6F>re seeing him.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you<6F></p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (interrupting) Oh-no-no-no! Don<6F>t! Don<6F>t! See-see,
you<EFBFBD>re getting me confused, I<>m starting to urn. </p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> I<>m sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I-I think we have too.</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> Okay. Bye.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against
the door.) Are you still out there?</p>
<p><b>Kathy:</b> (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)</p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasn<73>t improved.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (His voice is altered to sound like a computer.) Electrifying. (He plays
the sound of a ticking clock.) Emphatic time-time-time<6D></p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, there<72>s a <em>Starbucks</em> about
three blocks down.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (pushing Monica back onto the couch) It<49>s so inspired! Look at him!
Look at him go!</p>
<p>[cut back to Ross who finally finishes his so-called song with the same crash from
before. He gets some applause, mainly <20>cause he<68>s done.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (with the altered voice) Thank you guys-guys-guys<79></p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (to Phoebe) Hey, aren<65>t you up next?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh no, I<>m not playing tonight.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Why not?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I can<61>t follow Ross! It<49>d be like those bicycle ridding chimps
that followed <em>The Beetles</em>. No.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Phoebe, Ross sucks! </p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Phoebe, the place has emptied because of him.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my God, he<68>s not even appreciated in his own time. I would give
anything to not be appreciated in my own time!</p>
<p>(Rachel and Monica look at each other, and agree on something without saying anything.)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay. Umm, Phoebe, you suck too.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, Phoebe you<6F>re<72> awful!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You guys. You suck too. (She hugs them both.)</p>
<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on
it.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Aww man! I can<61>t believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the
door.)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to
reveal a fully furnished apartment.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I sure did.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Why?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I just thought it<69>d make me feel good to do something nice
for my friend.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, you<6F>re amazing.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh no-no-no. <strong>This</strong> is amazing. (He goes over and
presses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing
the TV.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That<61>s the dream!
Man, how did you afford this stuff?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, y<>know I<>m 29. I mean who needs a savings account.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, I don<6F>t know.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey
listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I<>m
gonna do that.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> You mean with Casey.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no-no, I think I<>m gonna see how things go with Kathy. She<68>s
pretty cool.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Or Casey.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no, Kathy.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Could be Casey.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> No. No, Kathy.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Consider Casey.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Y<>know what I think? I think somebody<64>s got a little crush on
Casey. How <20>bout I fix you two up? What do you think?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place!</p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Ross has just finished playing.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (to Phoebe) Hey!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey! You were really great! You were really, really great!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you don<6F>t want to
play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, kinda. Yeah. Yeah.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Pheebs<62></p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I-I can<61>t<EFBFBD>I mean y<>know I was trying to be really
y'know okay and upbeat about it, I just<73>I feel so dwarfed by your musical gift.
I<EFBFBD></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> See but, Pheebs that-that is the exact opposite intent of my music.
Y<EFBFBD>know my music is-is meant to inspire, and if it bothers you this much, then I<>
I won<6F>t play anymore.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh no. No-no-no, don<6F>t do that! How could I live with myself if I
knew I was depriving the world of your music.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, okay.</p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting
coffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I kissed Kathy.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Are you serious?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Does Joey know?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No. Is there anyway, <strong>anyway</strong> you think he<68>ll
understand this?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> You obviously haven<65>t screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all
look at her) Which we all appreciate.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you
kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would<6C>ve just stepped aside.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, don<6F>t say that! Don<6F>t say that. That<61>s not true. Is
it?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I think maybe, yeah.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> He loves you.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Then why didn<64>t you tell me to do that?!!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! No, that<61>s right. And I thought it was a really good idea.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I know, I remember that!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I remember you did.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, Chandler, you<6F>re gonna have to tell him.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Why?! Why do I have to tell him?!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Because you do.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I know.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this.</p>
<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey! Samboucha Margarita? </p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Is that a real thing?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, we only had samboucha, so it is now.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Listen ah, Joe, I-I need to, I need to talk to you about something.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What<61>s up?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> It<49>s-it<69>s about Kathy. Umm, uh, I like her. I like her a lot
actually.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> You do?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, you<6F>re timing couldn<64>t be better. She<68>s not my
girlfriend anymore.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, she broke up with me.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh uh, when?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Just now, after acting class. At first I thought she was doing some kind
of scene, that<61>s why I let people watch.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh man, I am so sorry. Are, are you okay?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, I<>ve been better. But, I<>m all right. So you like her huh?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, but I-I uh, don<6F>t have too.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no-no, no it<69>s uh, it<69>s okay.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah. You know why? <20>Cause you came to me first.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I thought that would be the best thing to do.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> But hey, listen just so you know, you might have you<6F>re work cut out
for you. <20>Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that she<68>s into
some other guy. So<53></p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> See uh, that<61>s-that<61>s actually what I wanted to talk to you
about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Who?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> It<49>s me. I<>m the other guy.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to
talking, and one thing to another and<6E></p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> And what?! Did you sleep with her?!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No! No! No! I just kissed her.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What?!! That<61>s even worse!!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> How is that worse?!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I don<6F>t know! But it<69>s the same!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Look, I<>m sorry! But there<72>s nothing I can do, I think
I<EFBFBD>m in love with her!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Who cares?! You went behind my back! I would never do that to you!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> You<6F>re right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Over the line?! You-you<6F>re-you<6F>re so far past the line, that
you-you can<61>t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes. Yes! Right! And I feel horrible. You have to believe me!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Is that why you bought all this stuff?! (Chandler makes a face like
"Well, kinda.") Well, y<>know what I will not watch your TV, I will not
listen to your stereo, and there<72>s a cinnamon raisin loaf in the new bread maker that
I<EFBFBD>m not gonna eat! You know why?!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Probably because<73></p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Because it<69>s all tainted with your betrayal. From now on this
apartment is empty for me! And I<>m not happy about you either. (The bread maker
dings) Oh, and just so you know, I made that bread for you. (Joey walks into his bedroom
and slams the door.)</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Closing Credits</strong></p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting
on the couch.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my God, he<68>s lost it. He<48>s totally lost it.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (removing ear plugs) What?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Phoebe, his music could not <strong>get</strong> any worse. There are
rats in the basement that are hanging themselves.</p>
<p>(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it.
Y<EFBFBD>know, I<>m not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my
set?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help.</p>
<p>(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and
Rachel.)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, like I could <strong>lose</strong> it.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> I played bad on purpose guys.</p>
<p>(Both Monica and Rachel laugh.)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah<61>no, just that last song.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
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