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<h1 align="center">The One Where Joey Tells Rachel</h1>
<hr>
<p>Written by: Andrew Reich &amp; Ted Cohen<br>
Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:webmaster@thecfsi.com">Eric Aasen</a></p>
<hr>
<p><strong>Lisa Kudrow:</strong> (voiceover) Previously on Friends</p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Joey: </b>There<EFBFBD>s this woman, that I like.&nbsp; A lot.&nbsp; Well, it<69>s
complicated.&nbsp; She<68>s with this other guy.&nbsp; For a long time.&nbsp; And I
could never do that to the guy, y<>know?&nbsp; <20>Ccause we<77>re really good
friends.</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Ross: </b>So, uh, this guy, she used to go out with, is, uh<75> is he a good guy?</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Joey: </b>Yeah, he<68>s the best.</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Ross: </b>Then talk to him! He might be fine with it.</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Joey: </b>Oh, I don<6F>t know.</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Ross: </b>Joey, it<69>s worth finding out. I mean, if you really like her.</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Joey: </b>I do! So much! I can<61>t stop thinking about her! I can<61>t sleep,
I<EFBFBD></p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Ross: </b>Okay, Joey, you know what? You have to go for it. How often does this happen
to you, huh? You owe it to yourself. (Walks towards the door until<69>)</p>
<b>
</b><p><b>Joey: </b>It<EFBFBD>s Rachel.</p>
<p>[Fade to Black, then fade in again with Ross stopped at the doorway.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (closes the door) Did you um<75>I<EFBFBD>m sorry, did you just say
it<EFBFBD>s Rachel?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yes.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Um, you<6F>you like Rachel?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yes. I like Rachel.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Rachel?!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uh<75>Hey-hey, y<>know,
y<EFBFBD>know who else I like? You! And it-it doesn<73>t get said enough. I like you Ross.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> But R-R-Rachel-Rachel?! </p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, but it<69>s not a big deal.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> It<49>s not a big deal? Oh, I<>m sorry I just<73>um, I<>what
about all the stuff you-you just said? I mean how about, I like<6B>you-you can<61>t
stop thinking about her. Like how you can<61>t sleep?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I<>m an actor, y<>know? As-as a group, we tend to be over
dramatic.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Rachel who<68>s carrying my baby? Rachel?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Look no, I-I know it<69>s bad, and I know it<69>s wrong. Okay? But-but
it<EFBFBD>s not like anything<6E>s ever gonna happen. Y<>know? These-these are just
feelings, they<65>re gonna go away.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Y<>know what? I-I gotta go. (Starts to leave.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh come on Ross! Hey Ross-Ross don<6F>t<EFBFBD></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (stops) I just<73>y<EFBFBD>know<6F>I-I just have one<6E>Rachel?! </p>
<p>(He exits and starts to walk away, passes a window, stops, and says
"Rachel?!" again. Joey sighs and turns around to face Gunther.)</p>
<p><strong>Gunther:</strong> Rachel?!!</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Chandler are on the couch.]</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh-oh! Okay, she<68>s kicking!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh! (Puts his hand on her belly.) She<68>s growing inside you.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Whoa!!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh! (Pulls his hand away.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wow that was a big one.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I think that<61>s the youngest girl ever to reject me.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (entering) Oh hey you guys!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh hey!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey listen let me ask you, do you believe in soul mates?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there
for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. That<61>s why
I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. He<48>ll find me.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Uh-huh, (To Chandler) and you?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No. I mean I believe that uh, certain people are more suited for each
other and I believe in falling in love, but soul mates, I don<6F>t think they exist.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, good.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Why?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well last night, I met Monica<63>s.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other
half.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Come on, don<6F>t be crazy. (To Rachel) You don<6F>t think
there<EFBFBD>s someone out there better suited for Monica than me, do ya? (Rachel looks at
him.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (To Phoebe) Well, what<61>s he like?!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well he<68>s tall.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh-huh.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> He has brown hair.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Of course, of course.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> He works with food!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh sure. Older?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Obviously, and he<68>s British.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, I was just gonna ask!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah? And, he<68>s-he<68>s so centered and mature and confident.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, it<69>s so sad they never had a chance to meet.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Luckily, the guy she settled for can<61>t hear what you<6F>re
talking about.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, I<>m so sorry. Um, and maybe I<>m wrong! I
but<EFBFBD>y<EFBFBD>know I<>m gonna go out with him again, I<>ll find out more.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> You believe that this guy is destined for someone else and you<6F>re
still gonna date him?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girl<72>s gotta eat.</p>
<p>[Scene: Ross and Rachel's, Ross is opening the door to Monica.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I just talked to Joey, I just<73>I want to see how you were.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh y<>know, I still<6C>I can<61>t believe it. Joey and Rachel I
mean it<69>s<EFBFBD> It<49>s like you and me going out, only weirder!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right, I know you<6F>re hurting, and-and I want to be supportive,
but don<6F>t say that again.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then he<68>d be the
stepfather of my child.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Honey, I don<6F>t think that<61>s something we need to worry about!
First of all he<68>s-he<68>s never gonna tell her how he feels about her. And even if
he did you have no idea how she<68>d react.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Sure, because women never like Joey. Y<>know, I think he<68>s a
virgin.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Joey<65>he<68>s not even thinking about going after Rachel!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> He<48>s not?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No! All he<68>s thinking about is how you<6F>re taking this! I mean,
listen it<69>s totally freaking him out. He<48>s talking about moving to Vermont.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Why?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> He says he wants to leave the country. (Pause) He thinks you hate him.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hate him? I<> No, I don<6F>t hate him. (Pause) It<49>s just
it<EFBFBD>s Rachel, y<>know?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Honey I can<61>t even imagine how hard this must be for you. But, I
don<EFBFBD>t want you to lose Joey over it. And right now he just needs to know that
you<EFBFBD>re still his friend.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay. Okay, I<>ll talk to him.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right. Now do it soon, he just asked me how to convert his dollars
into Vermont money.</p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are on the couch as Phoebe enters with
Monica<EFBFBD>s soul mate.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh! Hi!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Hi!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Umm, Chandler, Monica, this is Don.</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Oh, hello. (Shakes Chandler<65>s hand.) Hello. (Shakes Monica<63>s
hand.)</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (mouths to Chandler) Soul mate.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (mouths to Phoebe) What?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (cough talks) Soul mate.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> So, what have you guys been doing?</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Well, we just had a terrible lunch today at Reattica. What is with all the
sun-dried tomatoes at that place?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I know! What is this, 1985?!</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> That<61>s exactly what I said. Phoebe, isn<73>t that strange.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Not really.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What<61>s wrong with sun-dried tomatoes? (Everyone stares at him.)
On a barbecue chicken pizza? (Still there<72>s staring.) No?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> So Don, what-what other restaurants do you like?</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Well, Octavio, 27&amp;7<EFBFBD>Oh! And there<72>s this great little place,
Alessandro<EFBFBD>s.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh my God! That<61>s my restaurant, I<>m the chef there.</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> You<6F>re kidding me!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No!</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Your food is fantastic! Wow, I really want to talk to you about your menu,
once I get some coffees first. Um, anyone want any?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh, I<>d like a latte. Oh y<>know what? If you<6F>re gonna
talk about me, I<>m gonna go with you. </p>
<p>(They go over to the counter and Chandler moves closer to Phoebe.)</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What are you doing?!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Nothing! I swear to God I didn<64>t know you guys would be here! And
the good news is you didn<64>t believe in soul mates. So<53></p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I believe in tall, handsome strangers who hit on my wife!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> They<65>re just talking, and y<>know what? Just because I think
they<EFBFBD>re soul mates doesn<73>t mean anything<6E>s gonna happen.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (returning) Phoebe, good work.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Yeah! Oh he<68>s great, I love him. (Walks away and Chandler glares at
Phoebe.)</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Don<6F>t worry, we<77>ll find you someone else.</p>
<p>[Scene: Joey<65>s Apartment, there<72>s a knock on the door and Joey answers it to
Ross.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, I understand if you came by to hit me, I deserve it.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, I don<6F>t want to hit you.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh what then? Kick me?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (getting worried) Bite me?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no I don<6F>t want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to
tell you that I<>m not mad at you and<6E>and that I certainly do not hate you. I
just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh now<6F>Hey Ross-Ross! Do you wanna-wanna come in for a beer or
something?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Uh<55>yeah sure. (Enters.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel
left. I don<6F>t<EFBFBD></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (pouring two glasses) Hey look Ross, you need to understand something
okay? I uh<75>I am never gonna act on this Rachel thing, okay? I-I would never do
anything to jeopardize my friendship with you. (He hands Ross a glass.)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Thank you.</p>
<p>(They clink glasses and take a drink. Ross likes it, Joey hates it. Then Ross sees Joey
hating it, mimics he hates it as well.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Anyway, it uh<75>look it<69>ll just<73>take me a while to get over
her, that<61>s all. I<>m not even sure how to do that, I mean I<>ve never been
in love before so<73></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?! You<6F>re in love with her.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, I thought you knew that.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Umm, no.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Wow. Hey look, if it helps, I don<6F>t want to feel this way. Honest. I
just keep thinking, "Ah, I<>ll get over this." Y<>know? I just<73>It
just keeps gettin<69> harder. I don<6F>t, I don<6F>t know what to do. Y<>know?
What do I do?</p>
<p>(Pause)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> I think you need to tell her how you feel.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay that<61>s the green stuff talkin<69>.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, I<>m serious. You-you need to find out where she is, because if
she<EFBFBD>s not where you are, then you can start to move past this.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> But what if uh<75>and I<>m not saying she will be<62>But<75></p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> If she is where you are then uh<75>then my feeling weird about it
shouldn<EFBFBD>t stand in the way.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Are you sure?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah. Look if-if she<68>s gonna end up with somebody else, the truth is
she couldn<64>t find a better guy. So<53></p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey thanks.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> So when do you think you<6F>re gonna talk to her?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh my God I have to tell her! I haven<65>t even thought about what I
will say. What should I say?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> I<>m understanding, but let<65>s not get carried away.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I<>m sorry, you<6F>re right. What am I gonna say? (He takes another
sip of the green stuff and recoils at the taste.) Oh!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, tell me about it. (He stands up, turns his back to Joey, and enjoys
another sip.)</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Chandler are watching Monica and Don talk.]</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> <20>so I<>ve been slowly phasing out the wine importing and focusing
more on the cheese side of things.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Cheese you say? That<61>s some pretty smelly work, huh Don?</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Excuse me?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Cheese, it<69>s smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too.</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, I<>m one of the people who
thinks the smellier the better.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Me too! Yeah, Chandler can<61>t stand it. He won<6F>t even allow me
to have blue cheese in the house.</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> And you<6F>re still married to him? (They both laugh, and Chandler tries
to but fails.)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> You know what I<>d love to do? I would like to go to France and eat
nothing but bread and cheese<73>Not even bread, just cheese. No, I want the bread. Yeah.
Ah, and pastries<65> (Breathlessly) And pate. Oh, I<>m really not high, it<69>s
just I used to be fat.</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> Well if you where ever enter the Loire valley let me know, I<>ve got a
great little villa you can stay at.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Is it made of cheese?</p>
<p><b>Don:</b> No. But God, a house made of cheese, wouldn<64>t that be incredible?!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I<>d move in tomorrow!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (disgusted) Oh come on! (To Phoebe) Are you listening to this?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I<>m so sorry.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What do we do?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I don<6F>t know, they both want to live in a house of cheese! I
don<EFBFBD>t know how you fight that.</p>
<p>[Scene: Outside Ross and Rachel's, Joey walks up to knock on the door, but stops.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay. Okay, I can do this. I can tell her how I feel. Just uh, just stand
up straight. (Does so.) Take a couple deep breaths. (Does so.) Look confident. (Does so as
Rachel opens the door and startles him.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Joey? What<61>s up?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay what<61>s up?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Here? In the hall? What are we animals?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well honey, I<>m late for a meeting. So can you just make it quick?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I<>want to have dinner with
you tonight. That<61>s all.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to
meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay. That<61>s good. Okay, that give you a couple hours to prepare what
you<EFBFBD>re gonna say. Good. Yeah. (Someone comes out of his apartment and it startles
Joey again.) Don<6F>t you people ever knock?!</p>
<p>[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I<>d like to have Don and Phoebe over. Wouldn<64>t that be nice?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Sure, why don<6F>t you set it up. I<>ll just be over here,
browsing through the personals.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Are you okay? You<6F>ve been acting weird all afternoon.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, fine. Fine. Not perfect!! But good enough.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Jeez! What is with you?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I<>m sorry, did you say cheese?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right, what<61>s going on?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Phoebe thinks you and Don are soul mates, and I don<6F>t believe in
that kind of stuff. But then you two totally get along. So look, I won<6F>t stand in
your way if you want to run off with Don and live in a house of cheese.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Chandler, you don<6F>t believe in soul mates?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No. But I<>m sure (mimics Don) <20>tomatoes<65> does.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I don<6F>t believe in soul mates either.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> You don<6F>t?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No. I don<6F>t think that you and I were destined to end up together.
I think that we fell in love and work hard at our relationship. Some days we work really
hard.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> So you<6F>you don<6F>t want to live with Don in a cheese house?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No, I<>ve had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard
that would be to clean?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I love you.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I know.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y<>know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I
found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica
doesn<EFBFBD>t look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.</p>
<p>[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> <20>and I know Chandler is kidding but it happens every time he
touches my stomach. I mean I<>m really worried the baby<62>s not going to like him.
(Joey is staring at the table.) Are you okay?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What? Yeah! Sure! Uh, look at the uh, the reason<6F>(Exhales
slowly)<29>Is it hot in here?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No. Not-not for me, but why don<6F>t you take off your sweater?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I would, but this is a nice place and my T-shirt has a picture of Calvin
doing Hobbs.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my God! Really?! Can I see it?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah. Sure. (They both half stand up, Joey pulls the neck of his sweater
out, and Rachel looks down it to see his T-shirt.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Huh. Wow, I wouldn<64>t think Hobbs would like that so much.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Uh<55> How long have we known each other?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Um, seven<65>e-e-eight, <b>eight</b> years. Wow.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Uh-huh, long time.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> But over the past few weeks<6B></p>
<p>(A waiter runs over interrupting Joey.)</p>
<p><b>Waiter:</b> Hah, sorry about the wait, but it is mega-jammed in here! We have a
couple specials tonight<68></p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Actually uh, could you give us a second?</p>
<p><b>Waiter:</b> Sure. Sure. (Turns away, then turns back) Second<6E>s up! (Joey glares
at him.) Not<6F>that kind of table. (He walks away.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> So you were saying?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I<>m not quite sure.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I
said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and
umm<EFBFBD>now here we are.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, here we are. Uhh<68> I<> I think I<>m<EFBFBD>falling in love
with you.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (stunned) What?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I<>m falling in love with you.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, you<6F>re kidding! Oh,
it<EFBFBD>s a joke! (Laughs.) It<49>s funny. It<49>s funny. I don<6F>t get it. (Joey
doesn<EFBFBD>t say any thing and Rachel realizes it<69>s not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay.
Umm<EFBFBD> I-I<>uh, wow. Are you uh<75> How did umm<6D> When?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Does it really matter?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow, it is hot in here.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay look Rach, I know this is a lot. You don<6F>t have to say anything.
You-you uh, you take as much time as you need. (Long pause as Rachel says nothing.) Okay,
you gotta say something!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Joey, Joey I love you so much, but I<></p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> But. (Hangs his head down.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Joey.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah-yeah right. That<61>s okay. That<61>s fine. That<61>s uh,
pretty much what I was expecting. So uh, it<69>s no big deal. All right? I think
I<EFBFBD>m gonna go. (Stands up.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No! Joey please! Please don<6F>t! Please don<6F>t leave like this!
Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Don<6F>t start doing that. You can<61>t do that Rach, <20>cause then
you<EFBFBD>re gonna make me do that. (Starts to cry.) Oh, here we go! (Sits down next to
her.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Can I? (Hug him.)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Sure! </p>
<p>(They hug.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh Joey honey I don<6F>t<EFBFBD>I don<6F>t want to lose<73></p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey-hey-hey, hey! You can<61>t. Okay? Ever!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I<>m so sorry.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh no-no Rach, please, don<6F>t be sorry. Okay? Don<6F>t be sorry.
(They hug again.) Y<>know I was only kidding you.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, that was a real good one.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Closing Credits</strong></p>
<p>[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are still hugging as a waiter walks by the table
to talk to the annoying waiter from before who is watching.]</p>
<p><b>Waiter No. 2:</b> Is this your table?</p>
<p><b>Waiter:</b> Yeah.</p>
<p><b>Waiter No. 2:</b> God, you<6F>re gonna be here all night!</p>
<p><b>Waiter:</b> I know! I haven<65>t even read them the specials yet!</p>
<p><b>Waiter No. 2:</b> What<61>s the matter with them?</p>
<p><b>Waiter:</b> I don<6F>t know. I think maybe one of them is dying. (Pause) I kinda
hope it<69>s the girl. (The other waiter is shocked.) The guy is really cute!</p>
<p align="center"><strong>End</strong></p>
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