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<h1 align="center">The One With Phoebe's Husband</h1>
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<i>
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</i><p><i></i>Written by: Alexa Junge<br>
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Transcribed by: <a href="http://www.livesinabox.com/friends/season2/josh.html">Josh Hodge</a></p>
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<hr>
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<font size="3">
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<p align="left">[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman
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was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a
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safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing (a pigeon flies in the window and
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lands on the table) <strong>Oh my Goood</strong>, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I
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gotta go. (hangs up) OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's
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not for you. (grabs a pot and lid) OK, that's fine, read the<em> Family Circus</em>, enjoy
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the gentle comedy. (puts pot over the pigeon) Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh
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my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. (knock at the door) It's open
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you guys.</p>
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<p>(a stranger enters with flowers)</p>
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<p><b>Stranger:</b> Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi, hi can I help you?</p>
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<p><b>Stranger:</b> Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her.</p>
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<p><b>Stranger:</b> Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. (leaves flowers on
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bar)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What? (in surprise she forgets she has the pigeon in the pot and lets it
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get away)</p>
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<p><b>Stranger:</b> Hey, how, how did you do that?</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> This is unbelievable Phoebs, how can you be married?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, I mean, I'm not <strong>married</strong>, married, ya know, he's
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just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I can't believe you married Duncan. I mean how could you not tell me? We
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lived together, we told each other everything.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'm sorry Monica but I knew if I told you, you'd get really, like,
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judgemental and you would not approve.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this
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guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You see, and you thought she'd be judgemental.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> OK, I wasn't in love with him and I was just helping out a friend.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Please, when he left town you stayed in your pajamas for a month and I
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saw you eat a cheeseburger.</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Huuh.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, didn't you?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I might have.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I can't believe you didn't tell me.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, c'mon, like you tell me everything.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What have I not told you?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there
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on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the
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terrace.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What!</p>
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<p>(Rachel, Joey, Ross, and Phoebe run over to the window to look.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Wait a minute, who told you? (turns to Chandler who's looking sheepish)
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You are dead meat.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I didn't know it was a big secret.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh
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I don't know, having a third nipple!</p>
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<p>(Everyone comes back from the window and surrounds Chandler with Ross hopping on the
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couch.)</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You have a third nipple?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (to Monica) You bitch.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Whip it out, whip it out.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (walks into the living room) C'mon, there's nothin' to see, it's just
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a tiny bump, it's totally useless.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I can't believe you. You told me it was a nubbin.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Joey, what did you think a nubbin was?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it
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was. Let me see it again.</p>
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<p>(They go over to Chandler.)</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Yeah, show it. Show it. The nubbin, the nubbin, the nubbin.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Joey was in a porno movie.</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Huuh.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> If I'm goin' down, I'm takin' everybody with me.</p>
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<p>(They all run over to Joey.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You were in a porno?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ahh, alright, alright, alright, I was young and I just wanted a job, OK.
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But at the last minute I couldn't go through with it so they let me be the guy who comes
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in to fix the copier but can't 'cause there's people havin' sex on it.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> That is wild.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (to Chandler) So what's it shaped like?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, is there a hair on it?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> What happens if you flick it?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to
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the magical land of Narnia.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of
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virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-state
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area?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to Monica at the counter) Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. But
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he's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had
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to do, I just have to get over it.</p>
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<p>(Phoebe enters all dressed up)</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Woah.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Foxy lady.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> Where you goin'?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the Garden, he's
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in the Capades.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> The Ice Capades?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> No, no the gravel capades. Yeah, the turns aren't as fast but when
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Snoopy falls. . . funny.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I can't believe you're dressing up for him. I mean, you're just, you're
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setting yourself up all over again.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those
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feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice
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to look nice for your gay husband.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (holding cream pitcher) Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. (holds pitcher
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in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid) Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh I see, I see, because of the third nipple thing. Ha ha ha ha. . . </p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, close to closing. Ross and Julie are still there. Rachel is
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cleaning tables.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> OK sweetie, I'll see you later.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> See you later Rach.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Bye-bye Julie. (Julie leaves)</p>
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<p>(Rachel is still cleaning, Ross is laying on the couch. Ross kicks Rachel in the butt.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p>(Ross kicks her again)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey, c'mon, cut it out.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Can I ask you somethin'?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Sure.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Naa.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What? C'mon, talk to me.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have,
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having the sex?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are
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you and Julie not having sex?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Technically, huh, no.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wow. Is it, is it 'cause she's so cold in bed. Or, or is it 'cause she's
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like, kinda bossy, makes it feel like school?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean,
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uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, no no no, don't need to know the details.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my
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whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you
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know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm
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weird.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, no, no, no I don't think it's weird, I think, I think umm, in fact,
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in fact you know what I think?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I think it's sexy.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Sexy?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man
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who does not want to have sex.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No kidding?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah. In fact you know what I'd do?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I'd wait.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You'd wait?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yes, absolutely. I would wait and wait. . . then I'd wait some more.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Really?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care
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if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That
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just means it's working.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Women really want this?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> More than jewelry. (Rachel struts off, extremely pleased with herself)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Phoebe!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ta-da.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Hey.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Ahh, look at you, you look great.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Do I? Thank you, so do you.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Thanks.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy.
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I, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> You always said I'd make it.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> I missed you. (they hug) I'm gonna get changed.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> OK.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Um, now. Phoebs.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, right, OK. Ole.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Um, the matador. (Duncan leaves) Ole, ha ha ha.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross's apartment. Ross and Julie are setting the table.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Julie, can you hold this for a second, thanks. (hands her a bowl and
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kisses her)</p>
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<p>(Chandler, Monica, Joey, and Rachel enter. Ross and Julie don't notice.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Uh, Julie.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> Yeah?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Sorry, you had a paleontologist on your face. But, uh, it's gone now,
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you're alright.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hi everyone.</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (pulls Rachel aside) I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little
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talk before.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, I was going to, but after I talked to you, I talked to Joey.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What did, what did he say?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I
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though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to
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have sex tonight so. . .</p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross's apartment, after dinner. Chandler enters.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Pop it in.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with two
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nippled people. (Chandler puts the tape in)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What's wrong with people having sex?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to
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women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out
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here.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Hell, I wanna see Joey.</p>
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<p>(The video starts with the cheesy porn disco music)</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh,
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never mind.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever
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seen.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> All I say is, she better get the job.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Looks to me like he's the one getting the job.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I
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can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em
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have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) <i>you know that's bad for
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the paper tray</i>.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Nice work my friend.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's
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butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . .</p>
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<p>[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and
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Duncan enters.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So um, so what's up, you came to see me yesterday.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Oh, yeah, um, alright, I kinda need a divorce.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohh. . .K. How come?</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Umm, actually, I'm getting married again.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this. I'm straight.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Huuh.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Yeah, I know, I.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I, I don't, I don't understand, how can you be straight? I mean, you're,
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you're so smart and funny and you throw such great Academy Award parties.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> I know, that's what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point
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where you can't live a lie anymore.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So how long have you known?</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was
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supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was
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just tryin' to fit in.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> And um, and there's actually a, a woman?</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Her name's Debra.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh. Well is she, is she the first that you've been with?</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in
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college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to
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me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college. </p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Sure.</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> But now I know I don't have a choice about this, I was born this way.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone
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for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'</p>
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> I'm, I'm still me.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Why couldn't you have just figured this out six years ago?</p>
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<p>[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> You know, it still smells like monkey in there.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> That saves us a conversation.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, listen, this has been great but I'm officially wiped.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Me too, we should get goin'.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, no, I mean, no, c'mon you guys, I mean, c'mon look it's only eleven
|
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thirty. Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Rachel, that's all we do.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> What about Julie?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don't
|
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really know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? We
|
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wanna hear everything.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> Well, that could take a while.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> I got the time to get to know Julie.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> I got time.</p>
|
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? (Rachel gives her a look from
|
||||
hell) That's fine.</p>
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|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Julie:</b> Well, in a nutshell. . .</p>
|
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|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh.</p>
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|
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<p>[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is signing the divorce
|
||||
papers.]</p>
|
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So, um, have you told your parents?</p>
|
||||
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<p><b>Duncan:</b> No, but it'll be OK, they're pretty cool, my brother's straight so. . .</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (handing him the papers) Here you go. You know what, I just have one
|
||||
more question, um, if you had figured this out sooner and um, I had been around, do you
|
||||
think that I would have been the one who. . . no, um, I'm sorry, don't tell me, I don't
|
||||
think either answer would make me feel better.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Duncan:</b> I love you Phoebe. (they hug and kiss)</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> So your brother's straigh huh? Seriously.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>[Scene: Ross's apartment, Julie is telling her life story.]</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Julie:</b> And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacher
|
||||
was Mrs. Cobb.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Rachel:</strong> Mrs., Mrs. Gobb?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Julie:</b> No Cobb, as in cobb salad.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I'm goin' home.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>(Outside in the hallway, Chandler, Joey, and Monica exit)</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Boy that Julie's a talker, huh?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Good-night.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . .</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, no-no, I am.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, well, are hey, are you nervous?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Um, no, I uh, I have done it before.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are
|
||||
ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I uh, I don't know, I guess I'm just gonna see, see what happens.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Rachel:</strong> OK, gook luck.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Wha, uhh, what?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the
|
||||
first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> OK, now I'm nervous.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Maybe you should put it off.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no, I don't wanna put it off, I just, God I just, I spent last year
|
||||
being so unbelievably miserable, ya know, and now, now I'm actually happy. You know, I
|
||||
mean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I know, yeah, sorry.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What, it's not your fault.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you were
|
||||
on the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really like
|
||||
that.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Really?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'd
|
||||
want you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really good
|
||||
kiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away from
|
||||
my face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing is
|
||||
about to happen.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> (being drawn in by her talk) Uh-huh.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you so
|
||||
that, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. And, um, it would get kind
|
||||
of sweaty and uh, and blurry, and then it's just happening.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ohh. . . Thanks Rach, goodnight. (goes back in apartment)</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh, God.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p align="center"><strong>Closing Credits</strong></p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>[Scene: A Street, the next morning. Ross is dancing along, <i>Singing in the Rain</i>
|
||||
is playing. Two old ladies are sitting on a bench.]</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Good morning.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Old Woman:</strong> somebody got some last night.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
</font><p><font size="3"><b>Ross:</b> Twice</font></p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p align="center"><font size="3"><strong>End</strong>.</font></p>
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