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<h1 align="center">The One With Ross' New Girlfriend</h1>
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<font size="3"><b><i>
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</i></b></font><p><font size="3"><b><i></i></b>Written by: Jeff Astroff & Mike Sikowitz</font><br>
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<font size="3">Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Mindy Mattingly
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Phillips</a></font><br>
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With Minor Adjustments by: <a href="mailto:eaasen@plains.nodak.edu">Eric Aasen</a></p>
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<hr>
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<font size="3">
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is recapping last season, and as she talks we see a
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montague of scenes from Ross and Rachel.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with
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Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of
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got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about
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her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in
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love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet
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him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane
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with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough
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about us. So, how've you been?</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Opening Credits</strong></p>
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<p align="left">[Scene, The Airport, continued from last season, Rachel is waiting for
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Ross to come of the plane, when she sees he's coming off with another woman.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me.
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Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.) </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (seeing her) Rach!</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, there you are! Hi! Oh, so, so, how was China, you? (Hits him with
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the flowers.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You're bleeding. </p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I am? Oh, look at that, yes I am. Enough about me, enough about me, Mr.
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Back from the Orient. Come on. I wanna hear everything! Everything. (Looks at Julie)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, where do I start? This is Julie. Julie, this is Rachel.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly,
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thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> (Loudly, proving she can speak English.) Thank you. I'm from New York.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, well, not a problem. We'll just use them to stop the bleeding. Ok.
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Baggage claim? Ok.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is waiting for Rachel to return from the airport
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with Ross.]</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> No way!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I'm telling you, she went to the airport, and she's gonna go for it with
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Ross! </p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my god. This is huge. This is bigger than huge. This is like, all
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right, what's bigger than huge?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Um, this?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yes.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Guys, you got your hair cut.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, yes, we did, thanks to Vidal Buffay.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> 'Cause, you know, (in that voice) if you don't look good, we don't look
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good. I love that voice.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm
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around her. Cramp, cramp.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ok, I think she's trying to tell us something. Quick, get the verbs.</p>
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<p>(She hits Chandler.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to Chandler) You, you, you said he liked me. (Ross and Julie enter)
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You, you slowpokes!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my
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sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> What up?!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Everyone, this is Julie.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (out of breath) Julie.</p>
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<p><b>All:</b> Ohh. (Happily) Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> Hi, but I'm not here, you haven't met me. I'll make a much better first
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impression tomorrow when I don't have 20 hours of cab and plane on me.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> And bus.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> Oh my god.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> The screaming guy?</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> And the spitting?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> You gotta hear this story.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> We're on this bus, that's easily 200 years old...</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> 200 at least.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> ...and this guy...</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away
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the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I
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can think about.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> This is amazing. I mean, how, how did this happen?</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> Well, Ross and I were in grad school together.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> But we haven't seen each other since then. Well I land in China, guess
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who's in charge of the dig. </p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Julie! Julie, isn't that great? I mean, isn't that just
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kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (to Julie) It's an expression.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, we just wanted to say a quick hi, and then we're gonna go see the
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baby.</p>
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<p><b>Julie:</b> And then we've gotta get some sleep.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, it's really 6:00 tomorrow night our time.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, listen, don't tell us what's gonna happen though, 'cause I like
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to be surprised.</p>
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<p>(Ross and Julie exit)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler enter.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, Rach, can I get some coffee?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, sure.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Thank you.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey, Rach, can I get...</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Did you talk to him?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Not yet.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Then, no.</p>
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<p>(He goes to sit down next to Ross.)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left
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you, you were totally in love with, you know.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that
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kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> God?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> It was you, pal.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, maybe it was God, doing me.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But
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then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never
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would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, you owe me one, big guy.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (To Ross) Here's your lemonade.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> I didn't order lemonade.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh. Well then, you better go take that back because they're gonna charge
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you for that. </p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> But...</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Go-go-go-go, come on! (Ross goes over to the counte) (to Chandler) So
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uh, what did you find out?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> He said...he said, he said that they're having a great time. I'm
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sorry. But, the silver lining, if you wanna see it, is that he made the decision all by
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himself! Without any outside help whatsoever.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> How is that the silver lining?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> You have to really wanna see it.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and the gang is watching Sumo wrestling on TV.]</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.</p>
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<p>[Cut to Phoebe and Monica in the kitchen.]</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, ok. How, it's been so long since you've had sex, you're wondering if
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they've changed it?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No, although now that's what I'm thinking.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right, so what were you thinking?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I
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thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohh! No.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Why not?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Because, I'm just, I'm incredibly anal and an unbelievable control
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freak.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> No you're not.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I know I'm not, but you are, and I was trying to spare your feelings.</p>
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<p>(The phone rings.)</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (answering the phone) Hello? Oh, hi. Yeah, hold on a second. Ross, it's
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Julie, for you. (Throws him the phone.)</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (on phone) Hello? Hi.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Needs some clothes altered?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been goin' to him forever. He
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did my first suit when I was 15. No wait, 16. No, 'scuse me, 15. (still confused) All
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right, when was 1990?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay. You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (on phone) Ok, ok, sweetheart, I'll see you later. Ok, bye. What? (Sits
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down next to Rachel) Oh, that is so sweet. No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two,
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three. (Doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet) Well you didn't hang up
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either. </p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> She didn't hang up either!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y...</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking
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to me.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Rachel! I'll just call her back. </p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to Monica) Ok, ok, ok. How did this happen to me? How did this happen
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to me? A week ago, two weeks ago, I was fine. Ross was just Ross, just this guy. Now he's
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Rrrooossss, oh, this really great guy that I can't have.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Sweetie, I wanted you to have him too.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I know you did. I'm just gonna deal with it, I'm just gonna deal with
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it. (Ross comes by, smoching with Julie on the phone.) I gotta get out of here. (Exits)</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning.]</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> (to Chandler) You know, I think I was sixteen.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (to Phoebe) Please, just a little bit off the back.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'm still on "no."</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you
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could close your eyes for just a sec?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> No-no-no-no-no, (grabs his pants) I'm not fallin' for that again.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What's goin' on?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, I sorta did a stupid thing last night.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> What stupid thing did you do?</p>
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<p><strong>Paulo:</strong> (entering from Rachel's room) Bon giorno tutti!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ewww! (Gets up and walks away.)</p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Commercial Break</strong></p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ok, Paulo, why don't you just go get dressed, and then you be on your
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way, ok, bye-bye. (Paulo goes into his room.)</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Rachel, how did this happen?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don't know, I just kinda ran into him last night.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Where?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> At his apartment. Is this juice?</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Whoa, whoa. And the fact that you dumped him because he hit on Phoebe?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh God, I know I'm a pathetic loser.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Honey, you're not pathetic, you're sad.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> People do stupid things when they're upset.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone
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looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.</p>
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<p>(Ross and Julie enter.)</p>
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<p><strong>All:</strong> Hi!</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hi. Sorry we're late but we were<72>well, there was touching.</p>
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<p><strong>Paulo:</strong> (entering) Hey, hey Ross.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey, Paulo. What are you doing here?</p>
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<p><strong>Paulo:</strong> I do Raquel.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (to Rachel) So, uh, he's back.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, he's back. Is that a problem?</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> No, not a problem.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Good! I'm glad it's not a problem.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Paulo) Ok, you're gonna have to not touch my ass.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, in spite of the yummy bagels and palpable tension, I've got
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pants that need to be altered.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, Chandler, when you see Frankie, tell him Joey Tribbiani says hello.
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He'll know what it means.</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Are you sure he's gonna be able to crack that code?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair
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was so much shorter and cuter.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right. Ok, but, but! You have to promise that you will not be
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all like control-y and bossy and Monica about it.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I promise.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get
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cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica's bedroom, Phoebe is finishing with her haircut and Monica is whincing.]</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right, that's it, I quit.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> What? I didn't say anything.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, but this (makes Monica's face) isn't the face of a person who
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trusts a person. Ok, this (makes Monica's face) is the face of a person who, you know,
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doesn't trust a person.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Phoebe. It's just a little shorter than what we
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had discussed.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> How who wears it?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Demi Moore.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Demi Moore is not a he.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, he was a he in <em>Arthur</em>, and in <em>Ten</em>.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh. Oh!</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh my God!</p>
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<p><strong>Phoebe:</strong> Oh my God!</p>
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<p><strong>Monica:</strong> Oh my God!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh my God! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Which one's Demi Moore?</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> She's the act<strong>ress</strong> that was in <em>Disclosure</em>, <em>Indecent
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Proposal</em>, <em>Ghost</em>!</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.</p>
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<p><b>Monica:</b> <strong>I know</strong>!</p>
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<p>[Scene: Frank's tailor shop, Chandler is getting his pants measured.]</p>
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<p><strong>Frankie:</strong> How long do you want the cuffs?</p>
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> At least as long as I have the pants.</p>
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<p>(Pause as Frankie resumes his work.)</p>
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<p><strong>Frankie:</strong> I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.</p>
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<p>(He slowly measures it up his leg, and Chandler makes a rather surprised face.)</p>
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<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing
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her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> How is she?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.</p>
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<p><b>Ross:</b> How's the hair?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on
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one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Can we see her?</p>
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<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't
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you come on in. </p>
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<p><strong>Ross:</strong> Yeah. (Gets up, but then pauses when he realizes what that
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meant.)</p>
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<p>(They go into the bedroom leaving Joey and Rachel alone.)</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> How're you doing?</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I'm okay.</p>
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Ooh, that bad, huh? </p>
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<p><strong>Rachel:</strong> What?</p>
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<p><strong>Joey:</strong> Look, I can sense when women are depressed and vulnerable. It's
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one of my gifts.</p>
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> When I saw him get off that plane with her, I really thought I hit rock
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bottom. But today, it's like there's rock bottom, 50 feet of crap, then me.</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Joey:</b> You gotta tell Ross how you feel.</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> Come on. How can I just tell him? What about Julie?</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Joey:</b> What about her? They've only been going out for two weeks. Ross has been
|
||||
in love with you for like 10 years.</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don't know, I don't know.</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, Rach, Rach! I've been with my share of women. In fact, I've been
|
||||
with like a lot of people's share of women. The point is, I've never felt about anyone the
|
||||
way Ross felt about you.</p>
|
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|
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause)
|
||||
Your tailor is a very bad man!</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Joey:</b> Frankie? What're you talking about?</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Ross:</b> (entering from the bedroom) Hey, what's goin' on? (Pats Chandler on the
|
||||
shoulder which causes him to jump.)</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Chandler:</b> Joey's tailor...took advantage of me.</p>
|
||||
|
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<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Joey:</b> No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh come on! He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand
|
||||
up my leg, and then, there was definite...</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Cupping.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Joey:</b> That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over,
|
||||
then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear. (Chandler
|
||||
and Ross stare at him) What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure
|
||||
pants?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yes, yes it is. In prison! Whatsa matter with you?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Joey:</b> What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is now out and about.]</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Even Mary Tyler Moore would've been better.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> I like it. I do, I think it's a Ten. (Chandler laughs.)</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Monica:</b> Thank you. My hair is very amused.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Come on, Monica, things could be worse. You could get caught between
|
||||
the moon and New York City. I know it's crazy, but it's true.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Chandler and Ross) Thank you.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, I gotta go. Bye. Bye, Rach.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (sticking her head in from the balcony) Wait, are you leaving?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, that's kinda what I meant by "bye!"</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, can I talk to you for a sec? </p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay. (goes out onto the balcony)</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Joey:</b> Hey, when the doctor does that hernia test...</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Chandler:</b> That's ok.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>[Out on the balcony]</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> What's goin' on?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a
|
||||
stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um,
|
||||
second of all (Ross is laughing), what?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those
|
||||
things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next
|
||||
day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No. No-no-no-no.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, then, I think, I think the guy is scum. I hate him. I mean I
|
||||
actually<EFBFBD>I-I physically hate him. I always have. You are way too good to be with a
|
||||
guy like that. </p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Rachel:</strong> Really?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Ross: </strong>You deserve to be with someone who appreciates you, and who gets
|
||||
how funny and sweet and amazing, and adorable, and sexy you are, you know? Someone who
|
||||
wakes up every morning thinking "Oh my god, I'm with Rachel". You know, someone
|
||||
who makes you feel good, the way I am with Julie. (Rachel has moved closer, but hearing
|
||||
that she starts to back up.) Was there a second of all?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, I think that was the whole all.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Ross:</strong> Okay. Okay. (They hug.) Okay.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>[Cut back inside, Joey is on the phone.]</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Joey:</b> I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p align="center"><strong>Closing Credits</strong></p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Julie is wanting to get her hair cut from Phoebe.]</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Julie:</b> I was thinking of doing it a little shorter, you know, like Andie
|
||||
McDowell's new haircut?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Phoebe:</strong> Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><strong>Julie:</strong> Really?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> You wanna do it right now?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Julie:</b> Great! (Julie leaves)</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's
|
||||
the girl from<em> Four Weddings and a Funeral</em>, right?</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy
|
||||
from <em>Planet of the Apes</em>.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you.</p>
|
||||
|
||||
<p><b>Rachel:</b> You're welcome.</p>
|
||||
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|
||||
|
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<p align="center"><strong><font size="3">End</font></strong></p>
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