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<h1 align="center">The One Without The Ski Trip </h1>
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<p>Written by: Scott Silveri &amp; Shana Goldberg-Meehan<br>
Transcribed by: <a href="mailto:Ericaasen1@aol.com">Eric Aasen</a> </p>
<hr>
<p>[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Can I see the comics?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> This is the <i>New York Times</i>.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay, <b>may</b> I see the comics?</p>
<p>[Monica and Phoebe enter.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> We are. He<48>s meeting us here.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No! Rachel is meeting <b>us</b> here.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh come on, they can be in the same room.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Why? What happened now?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well Ross was hangin<69> out over at our place, Rachel comes over to
borrow some moisturiser from Chandler....</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over to
borrow something.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Wait. Why was he yelling at her? He<48>s the one who slept with
someone else. </p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened,
that she should of forgiven him by now.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand what
he means. Oh my God, this is like <i>60 Minutes</i>, okay, when, when, at first
you<EFBFBD>re really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'know
you just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced.
Man, I hope Ross doesn<73>t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they
never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I had the same dream!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl. </p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, I had the opposite dream.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y'know what maybe it<69>s gonna be okay, I mean it<69>s been a
week.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, I mean it<69>s never taken me a week to get over a relationship.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> It<49>s never taken you more than a <b>shower</b> to get over a
relationship.</p>
<p>[Rachel enters.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (seeing her) Okay, let<65>s go!! Let<65>s hit the road!!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hey!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Let<65>s get the show on it! </p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it<69>s sooo close.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Closer than here?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I found
coffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, let<65>s skedaddle.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Wait, I<>m not just gonna drink somebody<64>s old coffee.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, your highness.</p>
<p>[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel I<>m really sorry.
(imitating Rachel) That<61>s okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross)
Yeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?!</p>
<p align="center"><b>Opening Credits</b></p>
<p>[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, the whole gang is there, except for Ross and Rachel. Joey
is trying to eat Chinese with chopsticks and fails miserably. There<72>s a knock on the
door, and Chandler answers it to reveal Rachel]</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (softly) Is he here?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> No.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh. (smiles) Here<72>s your moisturiser. Hi! </p>
<p><b>Monica and Phoebe:</b> Hey!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five
tickets, <i>Calvin Klein</i> lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (they<65>re
all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yes, yes, it<69>s just that we ah, we kinda all ready, made plans
with Ross.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, well okay. Well, there you go.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, it<69>s just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he
wants y'know, us to check it out.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hm-mm.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeah, he<68>s really excited about it too, he even recorded show
times on his answering machine.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ohh!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> We<57>re sorry honey.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, it<69>s okay. (starts to leave)</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Rach, it<69>s, it<69>s ah, it<69>s not that we don<6F>t want to,
really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> And heels.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel,
Chandler mouths <20>Come on!<21>) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and
we set that night aside.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, hey, come on, if he asked you first, that<61>s only fair. (leaves)</p>
<p>[Chandler makes a noise of absolute disgust and heads into the living room.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Ohhh boy, do I feel bad.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh yeah.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Very bad.</p>
<p>[We see Chandler lighting up a cigarette.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Chandler what are you doing?!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Chandler!!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (jumps back and points at the cigarette) Oh my God!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> You<6F>re smoking again?!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I<>m,
I<EFBFBD>m smoking still.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Look, I<>m telling you this is just like my parents divorce, which
is when I started smoking in the first place.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Weren<65>t you nine?!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Yeahhh. I<>m tellin<69> ya something, that ah, first smoke after
nap time....</p>
<p>[There<72>s a knock on the door.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh that<61>s great, with my luck, that<61>s gonna be him.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Him? Him, Ross?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Nope, hymn 253, His Eyes Are On The Sparrow! When my parents got
divorced is when I started using humour as a defence mechanism. (answers the door and
it<EFBFBD>s Rachel again.)</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my
sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing.
Huh? I<>m asking you first, right?!. I mean I<>m playing by the rules.</p>
<p><b>All:</b> Absolutely, yeah!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Chandler! You<6F>re smoking? What are you doing?!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Hey, shut up!! You<6F>re not my real Mom!!</p>
<p>[Scene: Ross<73>s, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to
smoke by an open window.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can
cut glass over here!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Wait. Really?! <20>Cause mine get me out of tickets.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending
this time with me. It<49>s been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say
thanks.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathon
okay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in an
Irish accent) Two days of darts, it<69>ll be great!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> It<49>ll be great for next weekend.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no, no, this weekend guys!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> It<49>ll be great for next weekend. I mean, (in an Irish accent)
it<EFBFBD>ll be grrreat.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> What<61>s going on?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel<65>s
sister<EFBFBD>s cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> So, for the whole weekend?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> We<57>re really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, that<61>s okay, I mean if you guys <b>all</b> have to go away for
the first weekend I<>m alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Y'know what, I can stay, I<>m gonna stay. <20>Cause the last time
I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in your
grandmother<EFBFBD>s cab, but y'know what, I<>ll stay.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Noo! I<>ll stay. He<48>s my brother.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> What a pity stay?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No! We<57>re gonna have fun. We can make fudge!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Pity food? Y'know what that<61>s okay, all right, I don<6F>t need any
of you to stay, okay nobody stays.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, then, I might as well offer to stay.</p>
<p>[Scene: In Phoebe<62>s Grandmother<65>s cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebe<62>s
driving, Rachel<65>s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Why? Do you think he<68>s still mad at us?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (to Joey) Well he<68>s probably mad after you called him this
morning to borrow his goggles.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What? Mine aren<65>t tinted.</p>
<p>[Chandler starts to light a cigarette.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Chandler!!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> What?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> What does the sign say?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Beam me up Jesus.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, the <20>No Smoking<6E> sign. There<72>s no smoking in my
Grandmother<EFBFBD>s cab.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.</p>
<p><b>All:</b> Oh!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Please!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, come on, there<72>s a rest stop right up there! Come on, I
really have to goooooooooo.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh, now I have to go!!</p>
<p>[Scene: The rest stop, Phoebe<62>s pulling in.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> What?</p>
<p>[Both Chandler and Joey put their feet up against the glass, Monica doesn<73>t and
gets thrown up against the glass.]</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Ow!</p>
<p>[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in his
hands.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Rachel, who<68>s staying in the cab.) Aren<65>t you gonna go?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No. Thank you.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is <20>no
tissue, no tuschy.<2E> (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybody<64>s going.
(She gets out and starts to close the door.)</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> No, y'know what don<6F>t close it (Rachel slams the door shut locking
themselves out.) <20>cause the... keys...are in there.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> What<61>s going on?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> (to Joey) My lighter<65>s in there! (points to the cab)</p>
<p align="center"><b>Commercial Break</b></p>
<p>[Scene: The rest stop, the gang is still stuck, Chandler is kneeling at the rear
bumper.]</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Damn! (stands up) The tailpipe<70>s not hot enough to light this!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Relax okay, I-I-I can get this open. Anybody have a coat hanger?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh I do! Op, no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put
it on this morning.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> So, if you<6F>re parents hadn<64>t got divorced, you<6F>d be able
to answer a question like a normal person?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Look, I just need a wire something to jimmy it. Oh hey, one of you guys
give me the underwire from your bra!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> What?!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What?!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Come on! Who has the biggest boobs?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Please!!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Whoever has the biggest boobs, has the biggest bra, therefore has the
biggest wire.</p>
<p><b>The Girls:</b> No, not getting my bra!</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> If you wanna get back in the car, we need the wire, your call.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, Monica<63>s are the biggest.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, it<69>s gotta be Rachel.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually
sometimes, st-stuff my bra.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right then, your bra would still be big.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, I stuff outside the bra.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Ladies, ladies, let<65>s just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take
off Monica<63>s bra.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> All right, forget it, nevermind, you can have mine.</p>
<p>[Chandler crumples up his cigarette pack and throws it on the ground.]</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (seeing him) Chandler, what are you doing? There is a trash can right
there.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well, I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and
save us.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (finishing removing her bra) Okay, there.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Thank you Phoebe, that is very, very generous.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Okay, now let<65>s decide who has the nicest ass.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (opening the door) And there you go!</p>
<p><b>All:</b> Oh, yeahhhhh!!!</p>
<p>[They all run to get in the cab, and Chandler pulls out a smoke.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Chandler!!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> At least let me smoke it to the good part.</p>
<p>[Phoebe puts the car in gear and starts to back out.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay. (The car moves a few feet and sputters to a stop.) Oh, no!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What, what<61>s it, what<61>s going on?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, this has happened before.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> So you know how to fix it?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yep. Put more gas in.</p>
<p>[Scene: Carol and Susan<61>s, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there
is a knock on the door.]</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> (answering the door) Hi! </p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (entering) Hey.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Hey, what are you doing here?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did you
get the tape that was half the last episode of <em>M*A*S*H</em> and half the hostages
coming home?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Ah yeah, but now it<69>s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming
home.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Where<72>s Ben?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> He<48>s sleeping.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Umm, yeah, actually, Susan<61>s gonna be home any minute, it<69>s
kinda an anniversary.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> It<49>s not that kind of anniversary.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Ah! (realises) Oh.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Sooo!! Anyway...</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. <20>Cause you
know love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, so
Rachel and I broke up.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Oh God, Ross I am so sorry.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, well.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we should
probably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh yeah, I<>d love that.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Oh, great! Me too.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at the
table.)</p>
<p>[Scene: The rest stop, Phoebe is on the phone to the motor club.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Great!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, what town are we near?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route
we<EFBFBD>re on?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah, we are definitely on Route 27.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay. (on phone) We are at a rest stop on Route 27. Okay. (to Rachel)
There is no Route 27. (listens) (to Rachel) Okay, either 93 or 76?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> I don<6F>t know, I<>m sorry, I always slept in the back when we
drove up here.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay. (on phone) Hey, can you send somebody up and down 76 and check
every rest stop, and, and also 93? (listens) Okay! (hangs up) Yeah, no they don<6F>t do
that.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ugh, okay, well somebody will come and save us.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a
half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live
here! </p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> But if...</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, you<6F>ll have to
think of something else.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh good, oh Joey and Chandler are back.</p>
<p>[Joey walks up helping Chandler.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> So the going for help went well?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I have the lung capacity of a two year old. (starts to light another
cigarette.)</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Then why are you smoking?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Well it<69>s very unsettling.</p>
<p>[Scene: Carol and Susan<61>s, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> ....right? Right? I mean it<69>s pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they
just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I don<6F>t, I don<6F>t need
them, huh, I<>ve got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Ah, Susan will be so pleased.</p>
<p>[Ross<73>s beeper goes off.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Where<72>s 717? (He gets up to
return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross
grabs the last piece.) Hey, you<6F>ve have more of these for Susan right?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> No. But it<69>s okay, I<>ll just put out pickles or something.</p>
<p>[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it
rings.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Pheebs? What, why are you whispering?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> I ate a bug.</p>
<p>[Rachel starts to walk up.]</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a
penny. Let<65>s stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don<6F>t know where we are, so
we can<61>t get a tow truck.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, now you want a favour?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yes, please.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Well, oh, I<>m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I<>m a little
too busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you got
home safely okay?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe,
hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, I<>m not gonna pick them up.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Listen, we both know you<6F>re gonna do it <20>cause you<6F>re not
a jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, or
save us both time and sulk in the car.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, Rachel doesn<73>t want me to....</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you <20>cause she fell in love
with that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don<6F>t punish
your friends for what Rachel did to you.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, you<6F>re right.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens)
What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calms
down) yeah. Where are you? I<>ll find you. (hangs up)</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> You slept with another woman?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, you-you<6F>re-you<6F>re one to talk.</p>
<p>[Scene: The rest stop, Joey is making a sign.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay, done.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (reading the sign) What<61>s <20>pleh<65>?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> That<61>s <20>help<6C> spelled backwards so that the helicopters can
read it from the air!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Huh. What<61>s doofus spelled backwards?</p>
<p>[Ross drives up.]</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (all excited) Op, op, car! Car!! (sees it<69>s Ross) Ugh!!!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Oh, it<69>s Ross on one of his drives!</p>
<p><b>Chandler and Joey:</b> Hey!!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hi!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> What is he doing here?!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> <b>He</b> is saving your butt, ah, unless of course I<>m stepping on
some toes here, in which case I can just mosey on, I<>ve got plenty of people to help
on the Interstate.</p>
<p><b>All:</b> No! Come on!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> All right!! Fine! Fine.</p>
<p>[Ross grabs the gas can he brought along, and walks through Joey<65>s sign destroying
it.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Arrrghh!!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh no, now it<69>s not gonna make any sense!</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who
drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and we<77>re then
gonna go skiing?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Oh, this is horrible, it<69>s just horrible.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Ask me what?</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?</p>
<p><b>Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey:</b> No, I wasn<73>t gonna ask you that, no.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Excuse me?</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> It<49>s horrible.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (sarcastic) Oh please, can<61>t I come to your special, magical cabin?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Why would you even want to come Ross? You<6F>re a horrible skier.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh-oh, hitting me where it hurts, my ski skills.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> Here we go again.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> I-I can<61>t handle this, you guys.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Y'know what, I can handle it, handle<6C>s my middle name. Actually
it<EFBFBD>s the ah, middle part of my first name.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> All right Pheebs, your cab<61>s ready.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> All right, let<65>s go!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> You<6F>re welcome.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Oh, I<>m sorry, were you speaking to me or sleeping with someone
else?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> We were on a break!</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Y'know Ross why don<6F>t you put <b>that</b> on your answering
machine!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Hey-hey, it<69>s valid okay? And I<>m not the only one who thinks
so, Monica agrees with me.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> (to Monica) What?!</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> (shyly) I don<6F>t know.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> That<61>s what you said last night.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> What I said was, was that I understood. Joey<65>s the one who agreed
with you!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Really Joey?</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (pause) What?</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Y'know what, but there is, there is no right or wrong, here.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> No, I think it<69>s very obvious who<68>s wrong here.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Obviously not to Joey.</p>
<p>[They all turn around and look at Joey.]</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> (pause) What?</p>
<p>[They all start fighting with each other.]</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (to Rachel) Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do.
No-no-no-no.</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> Guys, guys, guess who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to
stop the fighting.)</p>
<p>[They stop briefly to look at Chandler, but then start fighting again.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! (they all stop fighting, Chandler continues
to dance.) Look what you<6F>re doing to Chandler!! (Chandler finally stops) (to Ross and
Rachel) Yeah, look, we know this is really, really hard for you guys. Okay? (Ross starts
to leave) You don<6F>t, all right you don<6F>t have to love each other, okay? You
don<EFBFBD>t, you don<6F>t even have to like each other much right now. But please, you
have to figure out a way to be around each other.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Yeah, and not put us in the middle.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Yeah, otherwise, I mean that<61>s, that<61>s, that<61>s just it
for us hanging out together. Y'know is that what you want? (they both look away) Can you
be civil?</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Yeah.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> I can.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay. Good, all right, let<65>s get back in the car, <20>cause
it<EFBFBD>s freezing, and my chest is unsupported.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Oh what, wait, wait a second, I mean, what are we doing? Who<68>s going
with who?</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross
cuts him off.) No, I<>m, you, you planned this all out, and I don<6F>t want to ruin
it, so you guys should just go.</p>
<p><b>Joey:</b> Come on man, you drove all the way up here.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> No, no, really, I<>ve got to take the car back anyway, I<>m
spending all day tomorrow with Ben, It<49>s fine, no guilt I promise.</p>
<p><b>Rachel:</b> Thank you.</p>
<p><b>Monica:</b> All right, we<77>ll call you when we get back.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Maybe we can like go to a movie or something. </p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Or, or the rodeo!!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> That would be great.</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Okay!</p>
<p><b>Chandler:</b> I was being Shelly Winters from <i>The Poseidon Adventure</i>.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> I know!</p>
<p>[They all get in the cab and drive away.]</p>
<p><b>Phoebe:</b> Bye!!!</p>
<p>[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery<72>s dead.]</p>
<p align="center"><b>Closing Credits</b></p>
<p>[Scene: Carol and Susan<61>s, Carol is running to answer the door.]</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> (looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (entering) Hi! Sorry I<>m late. Were you sleeping?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Ahh, nooo!!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the
best one I could, <20>cause that<61>s not where you want to skimp.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> You<6F>re a genius, Ross.</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even
110?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Okay, I<>ll pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> Okay.</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Okay, bye!!</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go,
y'know?</p>
<p><b>Carol:</b> Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back to
the bedroom)</p>
<p><b>Ross:</b> (outside the door) So I<>m gonna take off then!</p>
<p align="center"><b>End</b></p>
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