{"Content":{ "Cast":["Ross","Rachel","Chloe","Phoebe","Monica","Jasmine","Monica and Phoebe","Chandler","Joey","[Cut to Living Roo","[Cut to Monica's bedroo","All","(Long pause","(Paus",""], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I mean, I don’t feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like you’veNEWLINEgot a girlfriend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Is this about Mark"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Is this about Mark"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Is this about Mark"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Is this about Mark"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(shocked) Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(shocked) Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, it’s not, it’s not"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, it’s not, it’s not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. 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Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rainNEWLINEforest"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They have the best stuff in there"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They have the best stuff in there"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"They have the best stuff in there"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica's Bedroom, Monica and Phoebe are waxing their legs.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(reading from the instructions) After applying the Waxine and linenNEWLINEstrips to leg number one,"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Grasp one of the linen strips by its ‘easy grab tab’ and pullNEWLINEit off in one quick pain free motion"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! Ow-oh-oh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. (Does so.) Ow!!!!! 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Oh my God!!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Now, are you glad we didn’t start with the bikini strips"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Phoebe’s Work, Ross is now trying to stop Jasmine from telling Phoebe.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering out of breath) Jasmine?"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We met at Phoebe’s birthday party, I’m, I’m Ross Geller"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"You did a bad thing"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"You did a bad thing"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"You did a bad thing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, I did"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, I did"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, I did"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Very bad"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Very bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Very bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Very bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Very bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Very bad"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Very, very bad"}, {"Character":"Jasmine","Line":"Very, very bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m agreeing with you. 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You slept with someone"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I should think so. You slept with someone"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica's bedroom, they’re all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe,NEWLINEdon’t like it. 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I think INEWLINEneed a ‘take notice’ walk"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you actually saying these words"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you actually saying these words"}, {"Character":"[Later, in the living room, Rachel is sitting on the couch, Ross is on the chair","Line":"Later, in the living room, Rachel is sitting on the couch, Ross is on the chair."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, now you’re not even taking to me? (moves over to the coffeeNEWLINEtable) Look Rachel, I-I’m sorry, okay, I’m sorry, I was out of my mind. INEWLINEthought I’d lost you, I didn’t know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insaneNEWLINEmust I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I don’t cheat right, I,NEWLINEthat’s not me, I’m not Joey"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica's bedroo","Line":"Cut to Monica's bedroom"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica's bedroo","Line":"Cut to Monica's bedroom"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica's bedroo","Line":"Cut to Monica's bedroom"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica's bedroo","Line":"Cut to Monica's bedroom"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica's bedroo","Line":"Cut to Monica's bedroom"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa-ho-ho! (He looks at Chandler, who gives him a ‘come on’NEWLINElook.) Yeah, okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey. It’s three in the morning. They don’t know that I’veNEWLINEcome home yet. 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