{"Content":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Chandler","Monica","Ross","Student","Rachel","Waitress","Joey","Joey's Date"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries andNEWLINEfind Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! I got you a present!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my goodness! Where did you hide it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I got it for your wedding and I ordered it weeks ago, and it finally gotNEWLINEhere"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs you didn’t have to get us anything for our wedding youNEWLINEalready sang"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting) I love it! It’s huge!! Let’s open it! Open it!!NEWLINE(Monica rips open the paper."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s a Ms. Pac-Man machine!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s a Ms. Pac-Man machine!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s a Ms. Pac-Man machine!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I didn’t know where to put it so I just left it here for now"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh well, maybe we can put it in the guest bedroom"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right. (He goes to push it and it doesn’t move."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kinda like it here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you really like it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do you really like it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you kidding?! I practically spent my entire childhood at the arcade!NEWLINEThis is like—Oh my, this is like my second favorite game"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really? What was your first"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh really? What was your first"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well I-I really don’t remember the name of it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well what did it do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, you just—you put a quarter in and y’know pull-pull someNEWLINEhandles and win like a candy bar or something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"A vending machine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Don’t feel bad for me! I won like every time"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Don’t feel bad for me! I won like every time"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is watching Phoebe play Ms. Pac-Man.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. No! Yes! Ahh. Oh, would you look at that Monica? I just knocked offNEWLINEall of your top scores, how sad"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I’m next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Don’t!NEWLINEDon’t start another game! I said I’m next! Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t hear you over all the winning"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler! Phoebe’s hogging the game"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who cares? It’s a stupid game"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You only think it’s stupid because you suck at it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don’t suck. It’s sucks. You suck"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you,NEWLINEthen maybe I should just keep it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! No-no! I love it! It is a great present! In fact, why don’t youNEWLINEgo home and wait for the thank you card"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why do you want to play this game so bad"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! It’s not like it spits out a Clark bar after everyNEWLINEgame"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. Phoebe that’s it. Come on, get out—out of the chair. GetNEWLINEout! (She goes to move Phoebe, but Phoebe goes limp and Monica can’t move her.) OhNEWLINEcome…Phoebe"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" N.Y.U, Ross is teaching a class.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"…which brings us back, of course, to Greely’s theory of dominance.NEWLINE(The bell rings.) Okay, that-that’s all for today. Oh, uh does anyone know where theNEWLINEFreeman building is"}, {"Character":"Student","Line":"Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A"}, {"Character":"Student","Line":"Yeah, it’s the new building on Avenue A"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?! That-that’s all the way cross town, I’m supposed to teachNEWLINEa graduate seminar there in ten minutes"}, {"Character":"Student","Line":"Ooh, dude. That’s not gonna happen"}, {"Character":"Student","Line":"Ooh, dude. That’s not gonna happen"}, {"Character":"(Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exitingNEWLINEstudents","Line":"Ross grabs his things and runs to the door only to be blocked by his exitingNEWLINEstudents."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I’m the teacher!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Move it! Move it! Move it!! Hey!!! I’m the teacher!"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, a waitress is taking Joey and Rachel’s dinner order.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now the filet mignon, what comes with that"}, {"Character":"Waitress","Line":"There’s a side of steamed vegetables"}, {"Character":"Waitress","Line":"There’s a side of steamed vegetables"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Emmm. Now, instead of the vegetables, is there anyway I can substituteNEWLINEthe three-pound lobster"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know what? Bring her both, and I’ll have the same. (TheNEWLINEwaitress leaves."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! This is shaping up to be a pretty good date—Oh, I almostNEWLINEforgot. I didn’t pay you the rent check"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We’re on a date"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh whoa-whoa-whoa, no roommate stuff. Okay? We’re on a date"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So doNEWLINEyou have any moves"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! No. Umm, just myself and if they don’t like me for—(Laughs.)NEWLINEI’m sorry I couldn’t even get through that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh alright. Umm, well, okay, I usually start by having a bottle of wineNEWLINEsent to my table from a fan"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God. And that works?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well it does when you combine it with, This is so embarrassing, INEWLINEjust want to have a normal life"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you poor little famous man"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh okay, how about this one. I was gonna wait until the end of the nightNEWLINEto kiss you, but you’re so beautiful…I don’t think I can"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looks interested) Oh my God! Wow! That was fantastic, I almost leanedNEWLINEin. I really almost did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, so…so tell me one of your moves"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright. So where’d you grow up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright. So where’d you grow up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s your move? Boy Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s your move? Boy Rach, you’re lucky you’re hot"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on, just answer the question"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(exasperated) Queens"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And so were-were you close to your parents"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, with my mom. Yeah, not so much with my dad"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know. I guess there’s just always been this distanceNEWLINEy’know—I mean we both try to pretend it’s not there, but it is"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sympathetic) Oh. (Starts rubbing his wrist with her fingers.) It’sNEWLINEgotta be rough"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it is. It’s really tough. Y’know sometimes INEWLINEthink—Wow!! Nice move"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it is. It’s really tough. Y’know sometimes INEWLINEthink—Wow!! Nice move"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where’d you grow up, it’s so simple"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you! And now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go to the restNEWLINEroom"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"(Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room","Line":"Rachel gets up and heads for the rest room."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And now you’re watching me walk away"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And now you’re watching me walk away"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I am! Again so simple"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes I am! Again so simple"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are returning from their date.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I am not gonna answer that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh come on! Just pick one! Between Monica, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross ifNEWLINEyou had to, if you had to, who would you punch"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No one! They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No one! They are my friends, I wouldn’t punch any of them"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, but I don’t know why. Look at me, I’m having such aNEWLINEwonderful time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I never laughed so hard—Did you see the wine come out of my nose"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, I think everyone saw the wine come out of your nose"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date soNEWLINEmuch"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date soNEWLINEmuch"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well that is because you have never been on a date with me before"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, now don’t judge me. I normally wait until my dateNEWLINEleaves, but you live here. I’m ripping into this swan"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah! Okay, well then you don’t judge me. I’m gonna suck on theNEWLINEcellophane from the brownie I had before. (They both do as they planned."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So tell me, what are Joey Tribbiani’s end of the night moves"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah, well, if I want the girl to kiss me, first thing I do is make my lipsNEWLINElook irresistible."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you do that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now you can’t tell anyone, but uh…I put on shiny lip balm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, like a moth to a flame, I’m telling ya. Okay all right, so nowNEWLINEyou go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t want to tell you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I don’t want to tell you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because it’s embarrassing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because it’s embarrassing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"More embarrassing than shiny raspberry lip balm?! (Rachel just looks atNEWLINEhim.) I didn’t say raspberry before did I? All right just-just tell me Rach, justNEWLINEtell me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we’reNEWLINEat the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for aNEWLINEsecond, and then I make this sound, Hmmm. Okay, I know it doesn’t soundNEWLINElike anything, but I swear it works"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stunned and turned on) Yeah. Why—Yeah, that would work for ya"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, I gotta go to bed. Honey, I had such a wonderful time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. (She kisses him.) Yeah. (She goes into her room.) Me to. (He thenNEWLINEstarts to freak out."}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is trying to erase Chandler’s dirty wordsNEWLINEwhile he looks on.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I got that. I’ll escape over there. I’ll come back overNEWLINEhere. All right, come on Ms. Pac-Man. It’s got—Right—(She dies.)NEWLINEWell, you’re just a little bitch, aren’t you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, I’m sorry that I was hogging theNEWLINEgame before—(Sees the top ten list)—Oh my God! Your friends have someNEWLINEunfortunate initials"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"They’re all Chandler"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"They’re all Chandler"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"They’re all Chandler"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler sucks! He couldn’t have gotten this good"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I did. (Looks at his still deformed hand) But it came at a price"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But Ben is coming over tonight and he can’t see this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh come on, by age seven kids have already seen orgies. (They bothNEWLINElook at him.) Was it just me?"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, Joey is on his hot date and they’re not speaking right now.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Hey. Are you all right? You seem a little distracted"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no! I’m fine. It’s just… Hey, can I ask you something?NEWLINEHave you ever looked at someone that you’ve known for a while and thenNEWLINEsuddenly…suddenly see them a different way"}, {"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"}, {"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"}, {"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"You mean like from behind"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, that…that’s exactly it. You’re right. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Ew, y’know what? One time I saw this guy from behind and heNEWLINEseemed like a totally normal guy and then he turned around and it was Stephan Baldwin"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talkingNEWLINEabout"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what I’m talkingNEWLINEabout"}, {"Character":"Joey's Date","Line":"Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, sure. (She gets up, walks towards the bathroom, and Joey watchesNEWLINEher go.) Ehhh"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is watching Cujo while Joey returns from hisNEWLINEdate scaring Rachel.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God! Thank God you’re home! I’m watching Cujo"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(incredulous) Alone?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(incredulous) Alone?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes! But what is wrong with this dog?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, did you get to the part where they’re trapped in the car andNEWLINECujo’s throwin’ himself at the windshield"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, whatNEWLINEare you doing home so early? What happened to your date"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, it didn’t work out"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, okay. Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y’know, I never thought I’d say this about a movie, but INEWLINEreally hope this dog dies. (Joey brings over a stool at sits on it next to RachelNEWLINEwho’s in the big chair.) What are you doing over there? Come sit here, you protectNEWLINEme"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh sure, yeah, why not? (Sits on the arm of the chair."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. (Pushes play.) Okay, that’s him! That’s him! That’sNEWLINECujo! That’s Cujo"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I know! I know. Yeah, it’ll be okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God….What’s he gonna do now? I can’t watch! (DragsNEWLINEJoey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this?NEWLINEAren’t you scared"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Terrified. (But for a totally different reason."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Terrified. (But for a totally different reason."}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Joey Dates Rachel.html"}