{"Content":{ "Cast":["Ross","Monica","Phoebe","Rachel","Chandler","Joey","(Rachel laughs","Melanie","(Joey starts to kiss her","Man","Julie","Ross and Julie"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new babyNEWLINEboy, Ben, to the group.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And here's little Ben nodding off.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Awww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, let me see! (grabs picture) Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing?NEWLINEYou must just want to kiss him all over"}, {"Character":"(Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point","Line":"Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point."}, {"Character":"(Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point","Line":"Ross is practically drooling over Rachel at this point."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(quietly) That would be nice"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(quietly) That would be nice"}, {"Character":"(Chandler, annoyed with Ross's fawning, makes a 'pfft' noise","Line":"Chandler, annoyed with Ross's fawning, makes a 'pfft' noise."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pardon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pardon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pardon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pardon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pardon"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pardon"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walksNEWLINEover to where Joey is seated"}, {"Character":"(Joey is looking at his check","Line":"Joey is looking at his check."}, {"Character":"(Joey is looking at his check","Line":"Joey is looking at his check."}, {"Character":"(Joey is looking at his check","Line":"Joey is looking at his check."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, Chan, can you help me out here? I promise I'll pay you back"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now oweNEWLINEme... 17 jillion dollars"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I will, really. I'll pay you back this time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I will, really. I'll pay you back this time"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sigh)... And where's this money coming from? (gives money to Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some...NEWLINEresearch"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well... I'm helping out down at the N.Y.U. Med School with some...NEWLINEresearch"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(overhearing) What kind of research"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, just, y'know.... science"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, just, y'know.... science"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Science. Yeah, I think I've heard of that. (everyone's interest is piqued,NEWLINEthey all look over"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sigh)... It's a fertility study"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sigh)... It's a fertility study"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sigh)... It's a fertility study"}, {"Character":"(Rachel laughs","Line":"Rachel laughs."}, {"Character":"(Rachel laughs","Line":"Rachel laughs."}, {"Character":"(Rachel laughs","Line":"Rachel laughs."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Joey, please tell me you're only donating your time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, INEWLINEjust go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey,NEWLINEbut at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, ooh, you're gonna be making money hand over fist"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I mean, this is unbelievable"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. This is really, really huge"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know. This is really, really huge"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same everNEWLINEagain"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, is there a mute button on this woman"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, is there a mute button on this woman"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think this is so great! I mean, you and Ross! D-did you have any idea"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned somethingNEWLINEabout asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what elseNEWLINEdid he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn'tNEWLINEmind getting a cup of coffee or something"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn'tNEWLINEmind getting a cup of coffee or something"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross? All this time? Well, I've got to talk to him. (gets up to leave"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(quickly) H-He's in China"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(quickly) H-He's in China"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The country"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The country"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The country"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The country"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, no, wait. (checks Ross's itinerary) His flight doesn't leave forNEWLINEanother forty-five more minutes"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about the time difference"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about the time difference"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"From here to the airport"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"From here to the airport"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes! (Rachel walks towards door) You're never gonna make it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, what're you gonna say to him"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, what're you gonna say to him"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I don't know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well then maybe you shouldn't go."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well then maybe you shouldn't go."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's theNEWLINEkind of thing that can wait"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Here, look, alright, does this help"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Here, look, alright, does this help"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe gets up, holds the picture of Ross up to her face","Line":"Phoebe gets up, holds the picture of Ross up to her face."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noooo... look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him.NEWLINEI mean, this is just too big. Y'know, I just, I've just gotta talk to him. I... I gotta...NEWLINEOK, I'll see you later. (opens door"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey's Bedroom, he and Melanie are in bed together.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"Mmmmmm... Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey... I think I blacked out there for aNEWLINEminute"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Heh, heh. It was nothin'"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Heh, heh. It was nothin'"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"Well, now we've gotta find something fun for you! (she starts kissingNEWLINEhis chest"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(panicked) Uhhh.. y'know what? Forget about me. Let's, uh... let's giveNEWLINEyou another turn"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"(surprised) M-Me again"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"(surprised) M-Me again"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"(surprised) M-Me again"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"(surprised) M-Me again"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure! Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure! Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sure! Why not"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow"}, {"Character":"(Joey starts to kiss her","Line":"Joey starts to kiss her."}, {"Character":"(Joey starts to kiss her","Line":"Joey starts to kiss her."}, {"Character":"(Joey starts to kiss her","Line":"Joey starts to kiss her."}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"Oooh, I gotta tell you... you are nothing like I thought you would be"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Melanie","Line":"I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guysNEWLINEwho're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man INEWLINEever met. I mean... you're practically a woman"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is eating breakfast, Joey quietly opens hisNEWLINEbedroom door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, big.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhhh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(quietly) ...spender"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(quietly) ...spender"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"She's still asleep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"She's still asleep"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So how'd it go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So how'd it go"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, it was amazing. You know how you always think you're great in bed"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you knowNEWLINEme"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it's like, last night, I couldn't do the thing that usually makes meNEWLINEgreat. So I had to do all this other stuff. And the response I got... man, oh man, it wasNEWLINElike a ticker tape parade"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the paradeNEWLINEroute"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, I know, as it happens my room is very very close to the paradeNEWLINEroute"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It was amazing! And not just for her... uh-uh. For me, too. It's like, allNEWLINEof a sudden, I'm blind. But all my other senses are heightened, y'know? It's like... I wasNEWLINEable to appreciate it on another level"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I didn't know you had another level"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I didn't know you had another level"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I didn't know you had another level"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know! Neither did I"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know! Neither did I"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is seated, and the apartment is filled withNEWLINEbaskets of fruit. Joey enters, check in hand.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Seven hundred bucks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright, you did it! Do we have any fruit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like INEWLINElearned something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really? So, you're gonna stick with this 'it's all for her' thing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What, are you crazy? When a blind man gets his sight back, does he walkNEWLINEaround like this? (Joey closes his eyes and walks around with arms spread."}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Airport. Madonna's Take A Bow plays in the background as Rachel waits atNEWLINEthe gate with flowers.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sifting through crowd) Excuse me, pardon me, excuse me, excuse me,NEWLINEsorry. Hi"}, {"Character":"[Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message toNEWLINEgets off the plane, his wife still upset with him","Line":"Cut to the jetway, the old man who the flight attendant delivered Rachel's message toNEWLINEgets off the plane, his wife still upset with him."}, {"Character":"Man","Line":"For God's sake, will you let it go? There's no Rachel"}, {"Character":"Man","Line":"For God's sake, will you let it go? 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I cannot wait for you to meet my friends"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"You don't think they'll judge and ridicule me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, they will. I just... uh.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, they will. I just... uh.."}, {"Character":"Ross and Julie","Line":"/strong> Can't wait"}, {"Character":"Ross and Julie","Line":"/strong> Can't wait"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, they're gonna love you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, they're gonna love you"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Rachel Finds Out.html"}