{"Content":{ "Cast":["Joey","Rachel","Supervisor","Phoebe","Ross","Mr. Geller","Monica","","Earl","Guy","The Hey Guy Guy","Chandler","(They confer again"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joey’s chair and not havingNEWLINEmuch luck at it as Joey enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you doing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, y’know I was thinking of moving the couch over here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughs) Why would you want to do that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(laughs) Why would you want to do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So that there will be a decent place for me to sit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, there is a decent place to"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on, help me move this"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No. No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. Rosita does not move"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry, Rosita? As in"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry, Rosita? As in"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"As in Rosita does not move"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"As in Rosita does not move"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom toNEWLINEthe kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming offNEWLINEof Stevie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Stevie the TV"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glaring at her) Is there a problem"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glaring at her) Is there a problem"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.)NEWLINEOh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pullingNEWLINEon the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel isNEWLINEapologizing to him.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, Joey I am so sorry"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted toNEWLINEmove your mom, and you said don’t, and I did it anyway and her head fell off"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right?NEWLINEWe’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(slowly turning and glaring at her) She’s not even cold yet"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(slowly turning and glaring at her) She’s not even cold yet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But don’t you think Rosita would’ve wanted you to move on? INEWLINEmean y’know, she did always put…your comfort first"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s true"}, {"Character":"(Rachel turns for the door and makes the Wow! face","Line":"Rachel turns for the door and makes the Wow! face."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I… (Shuts off the TV.) I don’t want Stevie to see her likeNEWLINEthis"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by theNEWLINEsupervisor.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try toNEWLINEsell as much toner as you possibly can"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(laughs) Why don’t we do a trial run"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(laughs) Why don’t we do a trial run"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from theNEWLINEscript.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supplyNEWLINEmanager please"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"I’m the supply manager"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"I’m the supply manager"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"I’m the supply manager"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, okay I would like to talk to you about your toner needs"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We don’t need any toner"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We don’t need any toner"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"We don’t need any toner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh okay, well I’m sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up theNEWLINEphone.) Yeah you’re right, this is easy"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Okay, what was wrong with that call"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"Okay, what was wrong with that call"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh well, all right…um, no offense, but you were kind of rude"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"They’re always going to tell you they don’t need toner,NEWLINEbut that’s okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in thisNEWLINEscript"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"So, I think you’re ready to sell toner, do you have any lastNEWLINEquestions"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. (Pause) Oh wait yes! I do, I do have one question. What is toner"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to goNEWLINEthrough their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I’m here"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I’m here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Monica) Hey"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out toNEWLINEwatch me work"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, it’s time for a new family to start their memories hereNEWLINEand hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and theNEWLINEasbestos in the ceiling"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I’m sorry we can’t store your childhood things anymore"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, that’s okay, I can’t wait to see everything again! All ofNEWLINEthe memories"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, I don’t know what’s in the boxes down here, but I doNEWLINEknow there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I used to love to play restaurant"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, not as much as you used to love to play uncooked batter eater"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a lightNEWLINEbulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So, I think your boxes are over here. (They walk over toNEWLINEthem."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So, I think your boxes are over here. (They walk over toNEWLINEthem."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Great! (Finds a pack of cigarettes.) Wait, dad who-who’sNEWLINEcigarettes are these"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I don’t know. They-they must be your mother’s, but please,NEWLINEplease don’t ask her. I’ll throw these away. (He puts them in his pocket as RossNEWLINEfinds something of interest in one of his boxes."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Cool! Dad! My report cards! Hey, check this out dad, (reading his grades)NEWLINEMath, A. Science, A. History, A. Gym…(He puts it away and finds something else.)NEWLINEOooh, my rock polisher"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look there’s your old makeup kit"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look there’s your old makeup kit"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look there’s your old makeup kit"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh look, look there’s your old makeup kit"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s a clown kit! Clown kit"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s a clown kit! Clown kit"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, the white seems to be untouched. (He throws it back into theNEWLINEbox as Mr. Geller moves a tarp and makes a discovery.) Uh-oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Y’know how the garage floods every Spring"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How are you ever going to sell this place"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How are you ever going to sell this place"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I think I accidentally used Monica’s boxes to keep the waterNEWLINEaway from the Porsche"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no. Dad! Dad! What…(He goes to open one of her boxes and it ripsNEWLINEapart.) Oh God…everything’s ruined! Dad, she’s gonna be crushed"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You don’t secretly smoke do you"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You don’t secretly smoke do you"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You don’t secretly smoke do you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So it’s just your mother then"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Okay, so…no toner today. Thanks anyway, bye-bye"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No-no wait-wait! I can’t just let you hang up! Just please talk toNEWLINEme"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Well…I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in hisNEWLINEoffice that reads, Today’s Tasks: KILL SELF.) I guess I could push itNEWLINEback"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Now, why do you want to kill yourself"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"It’s just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at thisNEWLINEmeaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-I’m sorry"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-I’m sorry"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"I-I’m sorry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No look, I-I’m sure that people know you exist"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. I’ve been talkingNEWLINEto you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one’s even looked up fromNEWLINEtheir desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh,NEWLINEI’m gonna kill myself! (There’s no response; no one even looks up.) I’llNEWLINEget back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge!NEWLINE(Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on theNEWLINEwall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (ToNEWLINEPhoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" The Geller’s Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are stillNEWLINEdeciding what to do.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well, she’ll understand right? It’s not like I did it onNEWLINEpurpose"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, that won’t matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry andNEWLINEall hers is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes herNEWLINEthink you guys love me more than you love her"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my God, does she really thinks that"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my God, does she really thinks that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, can you blame her"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored youNEWLINEunconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dad, dad I don’t want to hear about it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, not right now. Okay look, Monica came here for some memories andNEWLINEdamnit, we’re gonna give her some! Okay, grab…grab some empty boxes. Okay?NEWLINEWe’ll-we’ll take stuff from mine and whatever we can pass off as hersNEWLINEwe’ll-we’ll put ‘em in there."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Great"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like uh y’know like this! This! (He picks up one of those artNEWLINEprojects that kids make in kindergarten and first grade.) She-she could’ve made this"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right? And this! (He picks up a trophy) She-she could’ve won this"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(grabbing a glove) This could’ve been hers"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(grabbing a glove) This could’ve been hers"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure! Ooh-ooh, what about this"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your make-up kit? I’d feel better"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Your make-up kit? I’d feel better"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Earl, you’re not hearing me! All I’m saying is thatNEWLINEyou’re not alone, alright? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of herNEWLINEcoworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didn’t mean him."}, {"Character":"Guy","Line":"/strong> (walking past Earl’s desk) Hey guy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, what was that? That sounded like someone being nice to you"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"No! That’s just the Hey Guy guy. He says that toNEWLINEeverybody! He’s the worst! I’d like to take him with me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. So Earl, let’s just forget about the people at theNEWLINEoffice, okay? There-there’s gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking aroundNEWLINEfor! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"(laughs) Yeah! Right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh sorry, boyfriend"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh sorry, boyfriend"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, whatever! Anything"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, whatever! Anything"}, {"Character":"The Hey Guy Guy","Line":"Hey guy"}, {"Character":"The Hey Guy Guy","Line":"Hey guy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, he’s gotta go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, he’s gotta go"}, {"Character":"Earl","Line":"Okay, I should, I should probably be getting back to my thing now. See ya.NEWLINE(Hangs up."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! I’m not finished yet! Don’t! Don’t you dare hang upNEWLINEon me!!"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The newNEWLINEgirl’s good"}, {"Character":"Supervisor","Line":"(walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The newNEWLINEgirl’s good"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as RachelNEWLINEenters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Chandler"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rollingNEWLINEmassage, and speakers in the head rest"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I’d love to but I’ve tried that so many times theyNEWLINEwon’t even let me in the store anymore"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well what if I told you you can do it in my apartment"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well what if I told you you can do it in my apartment"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that isNEWLINEmaking all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair ofNEWLINEthe Year"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actualNEWLINEproduct by the way, I’m not sure about the 3000 part."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s awesome! That’s great! What made you do it?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s awesome! That’s great! What made you do it?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s awesome! That’s great! What made you do it?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, it’s a long story, but umm I broke Joey’s chair"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joey’s chair"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! You broke Joey’s chair"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I thought I broke Joey’s chair! That’s why I replacedNEWLINEit with mine"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhhh. That’s how it got fixed"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohhhhh. That’s how it got fixed"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, what did you think, that-that elves came in and fixed it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo! (Laughs) Angels"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m gettin’ my chair back! (Heads for Joey andNEWLINERachel’s."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? Wh-hey"}, {"Character":"(They enter Joey and Rachel’s to find that Joey has broken Chandler’s chair","Line":"They enter Joey and Rachel’s to find that Joey has broken Chandler’s chair."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it looks like it wasn’t healed after all! Yeah! So, I guessNEWLINEthis chair is mine now! (Sits down in it and groans."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey you broke my chair!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Your chair?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, there was no miracle?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joe, no miracle"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joe, no miracle"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. I’m soNEWLINEglad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh! Nice try, but you don’t get that chair anymore! All right?NEWLINEThat is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think I should get the chair"}, {"Character":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion","Line":"Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion."}, {"Character":"(Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion","Line":"Rachel and Joey both laugh at that suggestion."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you figure"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you figure"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points toNEWLINERachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no! This chair’s not going anywhere"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No-no-no! This chair’s not going anywhere"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, where’s the logic in that?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, where’s the logic in that?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough toNEWLINEbreak a chair in half"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So Joey breaks my chair and I get nothing"}, {"Character":"(Joey whispers in Rachel’s ear to confirm his response","Line":"Joey whispers in Rachel’s ear to confirm his response."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What are you guys? Like a gang or something?"}, {"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."}, {"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."}, {"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."}, {"Character":"(They confer again","Line":"They confer again."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! We are"}, {"Character":"(Rachel whispers in Joey’s ear","Line":"Rachel whispers in Joey’s ear."}, {"Character":"(Rachel whispers in Joey’s ear","Line":"Rachel whispers in Joey’s ear."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We’re the Cobras"}] }, "9":{ "SceneDescription":" The Geller’s Garage, Monica is picking through her ruined childhoodNEWLINEheirlooms with Ross.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, this is terrible! Everything is destroyed! Look at this. (SheNEWLINEpicks up some kind of furry thing.) It obviously meant enough for me to save it, and INEWLINEdon’t even know what it is! Ohh, it’s still soft. (She rubs it against herNEWLINEcheek.) What do you think this is"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right. I think it was a mouse"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right. I think it was a mouse"}, {"Character":"(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Ross’s sweater toNEWLINEclean them","Line":"Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Ross’s sweater toNEWLINEclean them."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) How are you honey"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(entering) How are you honey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How do you think I am?! You’ve wrecked all my childhood memories.NEWLINEYou love Ross more than me. And I just rubbed a dead mouse on my face"}, {"Character":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica","Line":"Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica."}, {"Character":"(Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica","Line":"Ross gets up to let his dad sit next to Monica."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, I’m sorryNEWLINEabout everything that happened and I’d probably never be able to make it up to you,NEWLINEbut here’s a start. (He hands her a small box."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) What’s this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) What’s this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening it) What’s this"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"It’s the key to my Porsche. 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I mean a couple of stupidNEWLINEboxes get wet and she gets a Porsche?"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why don’t we take it for a spin"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why don’t we take it for a spin"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(To Monica) Why don’t we take it for a spin"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, what about me?! I’m a medical marvel!"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Rosita Dies.html"}