{"Content":{ "Cast":["Ross","Chandler","Delivery Girl","Caitlin","(The duck starts quacking","Phoebe","Joey","Rachel","Grandma Tribbiani","(Phoebe gets up","Monica","All",""], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as RossNEWLINEenters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! You look nice. What's the occasion"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica and I are celebrating our ten-month anniversary, we've gotNEWLINEreservations at Ja George"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! How'd you get in there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! How'd you get in there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! 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I'll see you later"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, bye"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, bye"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, bye"}, {"Character":"(He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him","Line":"He closes the door and turns to see Ross glaring at him."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell was that?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell was that?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What the hell was that?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The flirting! Aren't you supposed to be going out with, I don't know hmm,NEWLINElet's say my sister?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I was not flirting"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I was not flirting"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I was not flirting"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It was totally flirting. 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But she knows Capricorn One"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Doesn't know, Hello. But she knows Capricorn One"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."}, {"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."}, {"Character":"(Phoebe gets up","Line":"Phoebe gets up."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(following her) Phoebe! I have to have those earrings, we're going toNEWLINEleave as soon as the show is over"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But I already gave them back to you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But I already gave them back to you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you didn't"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you didn't"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No you didn't"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said.NEWLINE(Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It's not here Pheebs, it's not here. Ohh, I went to Joey and Chandler'sNEWLINElast night! Okay! (Goes to the door."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Make sure you check Chandler's jewelry box"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait a minute. Chandler has a jewelry box"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, we have like ten minutes. Do you want me to get into that now?"}, {"Character":"(Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross","Line":"Rachel heads for Joey and Chandler's and Phoebe heads for the kitchen to find Ross."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) Hey Pheebs! How's that uh, vegetarian pizza working out forNEWLINEya? You and those vegetables have a real thing going on, huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(she just looks at him) Why are you being weird"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(she just looks at him) Why are you being weird"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(she just looks at him) Why are you being weird"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Do you like it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Do you like it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Do you like it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, that would be, Why are you being cute"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I'm working on my flirting"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I'm working on my flirting"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh! I did not get that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh! 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Look, I'm sorry, some things areNEWLINEdifferent for men and for women"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on, teach me something about men and women"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on, teach me something about men and women"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Go on, teach me something about men and women"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I've already taught you so much already, but whatever. See whenNEWLINEyou flirt with a guy you think, I'm just flirting, no big deal. But the guy isNEWLINEthinking, Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No way"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's true"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's true"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well that's pathetic"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well that's pathetic"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Again true"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Again true"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Again true"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"And this goes for all guys"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All guys that are awake. Then we go to sleep and then all the guysNEWLINEfrom the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross in the kitchen) All right, it's another commercial; I stillNEWLINEhaven't told her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like (checks his watch)NEWLINEten minutes left"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Joey! This is like the last commercial. You've got like (checks his watch)NEWLINEten minutes left"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, I know! What am I going to do? (Thinks) Ooh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! You are not gonna run out and leave her here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(dejected) Yeah, all right. (Thinks of something.) Ooh! (He quickly runsNEWLINEout before anyone can stop him."}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime itNEWLINEfor her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small"}, {"Character":"[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's","Line":"Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's."}, {"Character":"[Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's","Line":"Time lapse, Rachel is coming back from Chandler and Joey's."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) (To Phoebe) (whispering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Did you find it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Did you find it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Did you find it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The earring? No. But look, I found my sunglasses under the couch! I'veNEWLINEbeen looking for these since like last summer. (Puts 'em on."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, those are my sunglasses, you borrowed them from me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her room) Phoebe! (Motions for the earrings. Phoebe givesNEWLINEher the one-minute sign."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Rachel) What are we going to do?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Rachel) What are we going to do?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Rachel) What are we going to do?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know, I don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know, I don't know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh gosh, she's going to kill me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh gosh, she's going to kill me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh that'd be great"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh that'd be great"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh that'd be great"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mon, can I talk to you for a sec"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mon, can I talk to you for a sec"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, what is it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, what is it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, I lost one of your earrings. I'm sorry! I am so, so sorry"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(shocked) Wow! All right well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost itNEWLINEyou lost it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I will replace it, I promise. I feel so terrible"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look at you! Come here! (They hug.) Feel better"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! You're the best"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! You're the best"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! You're the best"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute, I-I-I, I can't do this. ListenNEWLINEhoney, this is, it's not Phoebe's fault. She lent me the earrings, and I lost it.NEWLINEI'm so sorry. Honey, I feel terrible too. (Holds out her arms for a hug."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(angrily) That is exactly why I do not lend you stuff!! (RachelNEWLINElooks over at Phoebe in resignation.) Okay?! I mean, first it's my jewelry! And if it'sNEWLINEnot my jewelry, it's-it's my blue sweater! And if it's not my sweater, it's my sunglasses"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Your sunglasses?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Your sunglasses?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Your sunglasses?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Your sunglasses?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Your sunglasses?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, right! (Hands Monica back her sunglasses."}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"(from outside) Pizza"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"(from outside) Pizza"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"(from outside) Pizza"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes.NEWLINEPrepare yourselves for some Class A flirting"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, hold on. (Pauses as he readies himself.) Okay. (Walks away."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, INEWLINEdon't flirting is the right thing to… (Ross interrupts and shushes her."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You'll see. Okay. (Readies himself.) Oh, what's-what's her name"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You'll see. Okay. (Readies himself.) Oh, what's-what's her name"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Caitlin"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(He opens the door while faking a laugh.) Hey! Oh, we-we can't keep eatingNEWLINElike this. (Monica turns her head in shame."}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"It's uh, $12.50"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"It's uh, $12.50"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"It's uh, $12.50"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, (gets the money) so, do you make the pizzas in one of those uh,NEWLINEwood-burning ovens"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"No actually umm, I think that they're umm, gas"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"No actually umm, I think that they're umm, gas"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Gas? Wow! Intense"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Gas? Wow! Intense"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Gas? Wow! Intense"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) If this is the way all the Gellers flirt, we don't have aNEWLINEproblem"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Caitlin) Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Caitlin) Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"(wanting more than anything to get the money and leave this horrible,NEWLINEhorrible place) Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They put that in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They put that in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They put that in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They put that in"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's aNEWLINEleak"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"(getting more desperate to leave) Well okay"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"(getting more desperate to leave) Well okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A lot of other gas smells"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A lot of other gas smells"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh the humanity"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh the humanity"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Meth-methane smells"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Meth-methane smells"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"Y'know what umm, actually I, I really, I should go"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet"}, {"Character":"Caitlin","Line":"Y'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this oneNEWLINEis on me! (Runs for her life."}, {"Character":"(Ross closes the door slowly","Line":"Ross closes the door slowly."}, {"Character":"(Ross closes the door slowly","Line":"Ross closes the door slowly."}, {"Character":"(Ross closes the door slowly","Line":"Ross closes the door slowly."}, {"Character":"(Ross closes the door slowly","Line":"Ross closes the door slowly."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To All) Was I talking to her about gas"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"More so than anything else"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"More so than anything else"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I-I-I found it interesting"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I-I-I found it interesting"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, no-no, hey, hey, don't worry about it! In nine years, she and I willNEWLINEbe right there. (Goes and sits on the couch dejectedly."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes. (She grabs a coupleNEWLINEof the old pizza boxes and exits."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(walking over to Ross) Ross"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(walking over to Ross) Ross"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(walking over to Ross) Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What else do they add smell too"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Joey's grandmother are stillNEWLINEwatching Law & Order.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey Ross? 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And if I don'tNEWLINEget it, (pause, picks up the duck) I'm gonna shoot this duck"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on the tape) I'm comin' out! (He opens the door and hops out pointing theNEWLINEgun in all directions and then runs out of view."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) And she's supposed to buy this?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Phoebe) And she's supposed to buy this?"}, {"Character":"Grandma Tribbiani","Line":"Joey, bravo! (Starts with that Italian stuff again."}, {"Character":"(Suddenly, the tape cuts away from Joey's impromptu scene, to Chandler standing really,NEWLINEreally close to the camera","Line":"Suddenly, the tape cuts away from Joey's impromptu scene, to Chandler standing really,NEWLINEreally close to the camera."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(singing) Ground control to Major Tom! CommencingNEWLINEcountdown…engines…on"}, {"Character":"(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape","Line":"Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape."}, {"Character":"(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape","Line":"Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape."}, {"Character":"(Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape","Line":"Joey and Chandler both run to shut off the tape."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. 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