{"Content":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Stranger","Ross","Chandler","Julie","Monica","All","Joey","Phoebe","","Duncan","Rachel"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is on the phone.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the womanNEWLINEwas walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is aNEWLINEsafe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing (a pigeon flies in the window andNEWLINElands on the table) Oh my Goood, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, INEWLINEgotta go. (hangs up) OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it'sNEWLINEnot for you. (grabs a pot and lid) OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoyNEWLINEthe gentle comedy. (puts pot over the pigeon) Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, ohNEWLINEmy God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. (knock at the door) It's openNEWLINEyou guys"}, {"Character":"(a stranger enters with flower","Line":"a stranger enters with flowers"}, {"Character":"(a stranger enters with flower","Line":"a stranger enters with flowers"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi, hi can I help you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi, hi can I help you"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Yeah, I'm looking for Phoebe, does she still live here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, no she doesn't but I can, I can get a message to her"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. (leaves flowers onNEWLINEbar"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Great. Uhh, just tell her her husband stopped by. (leaves flowers onNEWLINEbar"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? (in surprise she forgets she has the pigeon in the pot and lets itNEWLINEget away"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hey, how, how did you do that"}, {"Character":"Stranger","Line":"Hey, how, how did you do that"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Julie are sitting on the couch.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, uh, does it do anything, you know, special"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance toNEWLINEthe magical land of Narnia"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign ofNEWLINEvirility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-stateNEWLINEarea"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Huh? Are, uh, any of these cultures, per chance, in the tri-stateNEWLINEarea"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know, you are so amazing, is there anything you, you don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Monica at the counter) Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Monica at the counter) Ooh, Julie's so smart, Julie's so special"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look honey, I wanted you to hook up with Ross as much as you did. ButNEWLINEhe's with her now and you're just gonna have to get over it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I hadNEWLINEto do, I just have to get over it"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enters all dressed u","Line":"Phoebe enters all dressed up"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"/strong> Woah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Foxy lady"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Foxy lady"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Foxy lady"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Foxy lady"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Where you goin'"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Where you goin'"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, I'm gonna go meet Duncan, he's skating tonight at the Garden, he'sNEWLINEin the Capades"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ice Capades"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, no the gravel capades. 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Ha ha ha ha. . ."}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ta-da"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ta-da"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ta-da"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ta-da"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Ahh, look at you, you look great"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do I? Thank you, so do you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Do I? Thank you, so do you"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sparkly. So, wow, this is pretty wonerful, huh. Mr. major capades guy.NEWLINEI, I remember when you were just, like, King Friday in Mr. Roger's Ice is Nice"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"You always said I'd make it"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"You always said I'd make it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, well, ya know, I'm kind of spooky that way. Wooo"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"I missed you. (they hug) I'm gonna get changed"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"I missed you. (they hug) I'm gonna get changed"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"OK"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Um, now. Phoebs"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"Um, now. Phoebs"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, right, OK. Ole"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, right, OK. Ole"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Duncan","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, the matador. (Duncan leaves) Ole, ha ha ha"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, after dinner. Chandler enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's this in my pocket? Why it's Joey's porno movie"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pop it in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pop it in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pop it in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pop it in"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm fine with it, I mean, if you're OK watching a video filled with twoNEWLINEnippled people. (Chandler puts the tape in"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's wrong with people having sex"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's wrong with people having sex"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's wrong with people having sex"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading toNEWLINEwomen and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me outNEWLINEhere"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hell, I wanna see Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hell, I wanna see Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hell, I wanna see Joey"}, {"Character":"(The video starts with the cheesy porn disco musi","Line":"The video starts with the cheesy porn disco music"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh,NEWLINEnever mind"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've everNEWLINEseen"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've everNEWLINEseen"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All I say is, she better get the job"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Looks to me like he's the one getting the job"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Looks to me like he's the one getting the job"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, INEWLINEcan't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'emNEWLINEhave sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, (Joey from TV) you know that's bad forNEWLINEthe paper tray"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice work my friend"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice work my friend"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nice work my friend"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy'sNEWLINEbutt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . "}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, everyone is sitting around. 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Let's just talk, we never just hang out and talk anymore"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, that's all we do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel, that's all we do"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"What about Julie"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"What about Julie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you have been in our lives for nearly two months now and we don'tNEWLINEreally know you. I mean, who is Julie? I mean, what do you like, what don't you like? WeNEWLINEwanna hear everything"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, that could take a while"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, that could take a while"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, that could take a while"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So. I mean, who here does not have the time to get to know Julie"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got the time to get to know Julie"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got the time to get to know Julie"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got time"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got time"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? (Rachel gives her a look fromNEWLINEhell) That's fine"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"OK Julie, so now let's start with your childhood, what was that like"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"Well, in a nutshell. . "}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nah, uh, uh, uh, uh"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Julie is telling her life story.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"And my second grade teacher was Ms. Thomas, and my first grade teacherNEWLINEwas Mrs. Cobb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> Mrs., Mrs. Gobb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"/strong> Mrs., Mrs. Gobb"}, {"Character":"Julie","Line":"No Cobb, as in cobb salad"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now, what exactly is in a cobb salad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm goin' home"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm goin' home"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"(Outside in the hallway, Chandler, Joey, and Monica exi","Line":"Outside in the hallway, Chandler, Joey, and Monica exit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Boy that Julie's a talker, huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Boy that Julie's a talker, huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good-night"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good-night"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Good-night"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So, it's pretty late, you're probably uh, not still planning on. . "}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no-no, I am"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no-no, I am"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no-no, I am"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, no-no, I am"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well, are hey, are you nervous"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Um, no, I uh, I have done it before"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Um, no, I uh, I have done it before"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. 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You know, INEWLINEmean, really happy. I just, I just don't wanna, I don't wanna mess it up, ya know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, yeah, sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, yeah, sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, yeah, sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, it's not your fault"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, it's not your fault"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe it, maybe it doesn't have to be this tough. I mean, maybe you wereNEWLINEon the right track with this whole, you know, spontaneous thing. I mean, women really likeNEWLINEthat"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I mean, you know it, I mean, if it were me I, I, you know, I'dNEWLINEwant you to, I don't know, like catch me off guard, you know, with like a really goodNEWLINEkiss, you know really, sort of um, soft at first, then maybe um brush the hair away fromNEWLINEmy face, and look far into my eyes in a way that let's me know that something amazing isNEWLINEabout to happen"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(being drawn in by her talk) Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(being drawn in by her talk) Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And then, I don't know, I mean you'd pull me really close to you soNEWLINEthat, so that I'd be pressed up, you know, right against you. 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