{"Content":{
"Cast":["Phoebe","Chandler","Joey","Alice","","Ross","Carol","Joshua","Rachel","Mr. Burgin","Mrs. Burgin","Monica","(Susan and Emily get off","Susan","Emily"],
"Scenes":{
"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Wow, it is true what they say, pregnant bellies look likeNEWLINEa drum"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, it’s justNEWLINEI’m so pregnant that I—my guitar doesn’t fit anymore. So I thoughtNEWLINE‘til I’m not, I’m just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds reallyNEWLINEcool"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Listen. Listen. (She starts to play and sing.) Smelly cat, smellyNEWLINEcat, what are they feeding you? Personal Best"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but I’m gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but I’m gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but I’m gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but I’m gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but I’m gonna"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but I’m gonna"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi! Hi! You’re crazy! Okay? This is Emily. Emily is straight"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I marriedNEWLINEher"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I definitely. I don’t like the name Ross"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I definitely. I don’t like the name Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What a weird way to kick me when I’m down"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What a weird way to kick me when I’m down"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! No! I-I meant for the baby"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! No! I-I meant for the baby"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. What’s wrong with Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. What’s wrong with Ross"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it’s just y’know that something like this would never toNEWLINElike The Hulk, y’know"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually that-that’s not true, in The Incredible Hulk uh, No.NEWLINE72, Dr. Bruce Banner found… (Sees everyone staring at him and stops.) Y’know,NEWLINEugh, nevermind, my girlfriend’s a lesbian. (Leaves."},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, I decided I’m definitely going to go with either Joey orNEWLINEChandler"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, I decided I’m definitely going to go with either Joey orNEWLINEChandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person namedNEWLINEChandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Raymond Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Raymond Chandler"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Raymond Chandler"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Someone you didn’t make up"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Someone you didn’t make up"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, there are no famous Joey’s. Except for, huh, JoeyNEWLINEButtafucco"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that guy really hurt us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that guy really hurt us"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that guy really hurt us"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it’s likeNEWLINEy’know, Chanoey"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, Joey! Come on, think about it, first of all, he’llNEWLINEnever be President. There’s never gonna be a President Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right look man, I didn’t want to bring this up, but Chandler, isNEWLINEthe stupidest name I ever heard in my life! It’s not even a name; it’s barelyNEWLINEeven a word. Okay? It’s kinda like chandelier, but it’s not! All right?NEWLINEIt’s a stupid, stupid non-name"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, you’re, you’re right. I have a horrible, horrible name"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, you’re, you’re right. I have a horrible, horrible name"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m sorry man, I didn’t—I’m-I’m sorry. I’mNEWLINEsorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m sorry man, I didn’t—I’m-I’m sorry. I’mNEWLINEsorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So I guess it’s Joey then"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So I guess it’s Joey then"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross’s apartment, Carol has come to pick up Ben.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(opening the door.) Hey"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey! How’s Ben"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey! How’s Ben"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey! How’s Ben"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I asked him if he wanted to eat, he said, No. I askedNEWLINEhim if he wanted to sleep, he said, No. I asked him what he wanted to do, heNEWLINEsaid, No. So, he’s sweeping. (We see Ben playing with a broom and aNEWLINEdustpan."},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey, Ben! Hey"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey, Ben! Hey"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey, Ben! Hey"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey, Ben! Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So umm, any word from Susan"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So umm, any word from Susan"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ooh, yeah! She said she’s having sooo much fun with Emily"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, INEWLINEdon’t know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"What’s too much fun"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"What’s too much fun"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"What’s too much fun"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"What’s too much fun"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh my God, you are so paranoid!"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh my God, you are so paranoid!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Am I?"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"I can’t speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committedNEWLINErelationship"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment,NEWLINESusan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Y’know? Say-say they’reNEWLINEcoming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks,NEWLINEthey’re laughing, y’know, someone innocently touches someone else…NEWLINEThere’s electricity, it’s new. It’s exciting. Are you telling me thereNEWLINEisn’t even the slightest possibility of something happening"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Maybe"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"OH MY GOD!! I didn’t really believe it until you just said it!"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Joshua’s parents’ apartment, continued from earlier.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joshua","Line":"Uhh, Rachel, my parents"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! It’s so nice to meet you. (She goes over and shakes theirNEWLINEhands.) Hello."},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Burgin","Line":"Hello. Well, Joshua, that $500 was for groceries"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this isNEWLINEnot—that’s-that’s not what it is. See, see, okay, I work in fashion, seeNEWLINEand-and, this is a real dress actually. It’s-it’s, they’re-they’reNEWLINEwearing it in Milan, so part of my job is too wear the clothes, and then I see how peopleNEWLINErespond, and then I report back to my superiors at Bloomingdale’s, so…NEWLINEAnd obviously in uh, in-in this case, (She grabs a pen and paper) I am going to reportNEWLINEback, USA not ready"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Burgin","Line":"Maybe in L.A"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Burgin","Line":"Maybe in L.A"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Burgin","Line":"Maybe in L.A"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Burgin","Line":"Maybe in L.A"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Joshua","Line":"There you go"},
{"Character":"Joshua","Line":"There you go"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"So, have you kids eaten yet"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"So, have you kids eaten yet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, we were going to do that after—I mean umm, next"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"Well, we’re starving, why don’t we all go get something toNEWLINEeat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin’NEWLINEaround the house."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, yeah, well… Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin’NEWLINEaround the house."},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"So… We go eat"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"So… We go eat"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Mr. Burgin","Line":"You’ll wear that. We’ll be eating, and of course,NEWLINEyou’ll be wearing that"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is telling Phoebe and Monica of her date.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, you wore your nightie to dinner"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, yeah. And uh, the best part though, when the uh, waiter spilledNEWLINEwater down my back, I jumped up, and my boob popped out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, no"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, it’s all right. I got nice boobs. (Phoebe and Monica nod thereNEWLINEheads in agreement."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(returning from the phone.) So, I just picked up a message from Emily, sheNEWLINEand Susan are going to a poetry reading together!"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So! Poetry? Susan’s gay! They’re being gay together"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Emily’s straight"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Emily’s straight"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Emily’s straight"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wake up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wake up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, wake up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, Carol really messed you up"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, Carol really messed you up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Excuse me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Excuse me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Excuse me"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous,NEWLINEsycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I don’t know what sycophant means,NEWLINEbut the rest is right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, I don’t know what you’re talking about, I am not a crazy,NEWLINEjealous person"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She’s totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked outNEWLINEabout Mark and there was nothing going on"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This totally makes sense"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This totally makes sense"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This totally makes sense"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It does not"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It does not"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, sure it does! In high school, you weren’t jealous at all evenNEWLINEthough all your girlfriends were cheating on you"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, all right, so up until ‘92-93 he was very trusting, thenNEWLINE’94 hit, Carol left him and bamn! Paranoid city"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely! Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely! Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely! Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely! Absolutely"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is so much fun"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is so much fun"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is not fun"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is not fun"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is not fun"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look, all we’re trying to say is, don’t let what happened withNEWLINECarol ruin what you got with Emily"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. The ’92 Ross wouldn’t"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. The ’92 Ross wouldn’t"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. The ’92 Ross wouldn’t"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I still think I was right about that whole Mark thing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What—yeah—what, y’know what? I hope Emily is aNEWLINElesbian"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. ANEWLINEgorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nice luggage"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nice luggage"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"I was gonna say"},
{"Character":"Carol","Line":"I was gonna say"},
{"Character":"(Susan and Emily get off","Line":"Susan and Emily get off."},
{"Character":"(Susan and Emily get off","Line":"Susan and Emily get off."},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"(They both run and hug they’re respective partners","Line":"They both run and hug they’re respective partners."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Hey! I missed you"},
{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Hey! I missed you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I missed you too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I missed you too"},
{"Character":"Susan","Line":"(To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time"},
{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, so did I"},
{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, so did I"},
{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, so did I"},
{"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, so did I"},
{"Character":"(They hug and give each other a little peck on the cheek","Line":"They hug and give each other a little peck on the cheek."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Carol) No tongue. (And gives her the thumbs up."}]
}
}
},
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