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dessert."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Argh. The producer from Days Of Our Life left me a message on the NEWLINEmachine asking why I wasn't at the parade! They say everybody is very pissed off NEWLINEat me and they all got to meet Santa! [Whining"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember NEWLINEand it doesn't invite alot of questions. You weren't at the parade, because you NEWLINEhad a family emergency"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh...I like that! Yeah! I wasn't at the parade because I had a family NEWLINEemergency"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooo...What happened"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooo...What happened"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooo...What happened"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooo...What happened"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Er...My sister's raccoon came...."}, {"Character":"Phoebe[cutting in]","Line":"No! Nothing with the raccoon!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe[cutting in]","Line":"No! 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But...you did hurt my feelings...so, I want you to know NEWLINEthat if I die, you don't get Joey."}, {"Character":"[Amy walks to the couch and sits next to Rache","Line":"Amy walks to the couch and sits next to Rachel"}, {"Character":"[Makes a throaty sound twice. On the second time, Rachel looks annoyed","Line":"Makes a throaty sound twice. On the second time, Rachel looks annoyed."}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"In case you haven't noticed, I'm not talking to you"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"In case you haven't noticed, I'm not talking to you"}, {"Character":"[Rachel makes a long throaty sound, imitating Amy'","Line":"Rachel makes a long throaty sound, imitating Amy's"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"You know, this is...this is classic Rachel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah...yeah, right. Remember in high school, when I died, and NEWLINEdidn't give you my baby?"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"This, might be my one chance to have a child, Rachel. 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Well, you didn't come to see me in the hospital when I was NEWLINEgetting my lips done!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I did the FIRST time!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I did the FIRST time!"}, {"Character":"[Gets up from the couch and walks to the dining tabl","Line":"Gets up from the couch and walks to the dining table"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And...and you know what? You wanna know why I'm not giving Emily to NEWLINEyou?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Emma"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"OH! Whoose side are you on!/ I'm not giving you Emma because there is NEWLINEno way, you could handle the responsibility of a child"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Well, how hard could it be? You do it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooooooooohoohooo.......[realizes it is the wrong time and looks away, NEWLINEat his shoes."}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Do I know why you don't want me to have the baby? Because you don't want NEWLINEme to be happy! You have ALWAYS been jealous of me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Jealous of what? Of your lack of responsibility? Your...Your NEWLINEinmaturity? Your total disregard for other people's feelings?"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Er...To name a few"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Er...To name a few"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Er...To name a few"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Er...To name a few"}, {"Character":"[Rachel looks exasperate","Line":"Rachel looks exasperated"}, {"Character":"[Rachel looks exasperate","Line":"Rachel looks exasperated"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Y'know, you're just, you've always been like this. You just...you had to NEWLINEhave everything and I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you NEWLINEstole Timmy from me...I mean do you even realize how much that hurt me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Timmy was my boyfriend! And you made out with him!"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Oh come on, that was twenty years ago, get over it"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Oh come on, that was twenty years ago, get over it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh god! I cannot believe...i cannot believe that i invited you here NEWLINEtoday!"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Yeah, y'know what I cannot believe? That my so-called sister, gets a NEWLINEthirty percent discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hahah......Ahhahah...It's forty-five"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hahah......Ahhahah...It's forty-five"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"You...bitch."}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"You...bitch."}, {"Character":"[Rachel looks proud of hersel","Line":"Rachel looks proud of herself"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby, and your...your NEWLINEsmall apartment."}, {"Character":"[Ross on hearing this, throws a napkin angriliy on the tabl","Line":"Ross on hearing this, throws a napkin angriliy on the table"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Well, let me tell you something. Your baby? Isn't even that cute."}, {"Character":"[An audible intake of breath from everyone. Joey's eyes widen","Line":"An audible intake of breath from everyone. 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I work out!"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"So do I"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"So do I"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I do karates"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I do karates"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I do Yoga"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I do Yoga"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Bring it on"}, {"Character":"[Amy pushes Rache","Line":"Amy pushes Rachel"}, {"Character":"[Amy pushes Rache","Line":"Amy pushes Rachel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Put the plates back in the boxes! Put the plates back in the NEWLINEboxes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did you just push me?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did you just push me?"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Uh yeah! I think I did"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"Uh yeah! 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Let's toss some Jell-O on them"}, {"Character":"[Amy spits on Rachel's hand","Line":"Amy spits on Rachel's hands"}, {"Character":"[Amy spits on Rachel's hand","Line":"Amy spits on Rachel's hands"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew! Ew! Gross gross"}, {"Character":"[Rachel stops Amy by holding onto her forehead. Amy's hands swing randomly NEWLINEinfront, unable to reach Rachel. They back up to the table and Rachel NEWLINEaccidentally pushes one of the plates, smashing it. Monica on seeing this, grows NEWLINEweak in the knees. Ross supports her. Chandler puts a box of plates on a NEWLINEchai","Line":"Rachel stops Amy by holding onto her forehead. Amy's hands swing randomly NEWLINEinfront, unable to reach Rachel. They back up to the table and Rachel NEWLINEaccidentally pushes one of the plates, smashing it. Monica on seeing this, grows NEWLINEweak in the knees. Ross supports her. Chandler puts a box of plates on a NEWLINEchair"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Alright! That is it! This is our apartment and you cannot behave NEWLINEthis way. Now if you can't act your age, then you shouldn't be here at all. Now, NEWLINEthose plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out...But NEWLINEthey're very important to Monica...And I want you to apologize to her right now. NEWLIN"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"I'm sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Mon...I'm so sorry"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ok...That's better. Now I want you to apologize to each other, and NEWLINEmean it"}, {"Character":"Amy & Rachel","Line":"Sorry."}, {"Character":"Amy & Rachel","Line":"Sorry."}, {"Character":"Amy & Rachel","Line":"Sorry."}, {"Character":"Chandler(Whispering)","Line":"By the way, that fight was totally arousing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude, well done! You know what? 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I mean it's just a plate, it's not like NEWLINEsomebody died"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's alright...you can mourn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's alright...you can mourn"}, {"Character":"Monica (Through tears)","Line":"Thank you! It was so beautiful!"}, {"Character":"[Gets up and passes the dustpan to Rache","Line":"Gets up and passes the dustpan to Rachel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm going to go to Joey's and get pies."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Actually, not pies, it's just pie."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Actually, not pies, it's just pie."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don't care. Oh my god, I've lost the will to scold"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look, Amy...I got a little out-of-control over there. Erm...and I'm NEWLINEsorry. You're my sister and erm...if it really means that much to you.."}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"So you're going to give me the baby?"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"So you're going to give me the baby?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"You are not going to regret this!"}, {"Character":"Amy","Line":"You are not going to regret this!"}, {"Character":"[They embrace. Emma crie","Line":"They embrace. Emma cries"}, {"Character":"[They embrace. Emma crie","Line":"They embrace. Emma cries"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"She needs changing.."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no no! I'll get her. I'm super-confident, totally responsible NEWLINEand fourth in line to raise Emma./ I'll be right there Emma! Just let me get my NEWLINEtrusty diaper bag here"}, {"Character":"[The diaper bag's strap hooks onto the chair where the plates are and falls, NEWLINEbreaking all the plates. 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