{"Content":{ "Cast":["Mac","C.H.E.E.S.E","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Rachel","(Phoebe gets up","Phoebe","Hilda","Man","Tag","Terry","Nurse #1","Nurse #2","Dr. Stryker Ramoray","The Director"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there and they are finishingNEWLINEwatching the first episode of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. Joey is of course Mac.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mac","Line":"(on TV) Well, if we learned one thing today C.H.E.E.S.E. is thatNEWLINEcheerleaders and high explosives don’t mix. (Cut to Joey laughing while Rachel,NEWLINEChandler, and Monica aren’t amused."}, {"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"You can say that again Mac"}, {"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"You can say that again Mac"}, {"Character":"Mac","Line":"Well, I couldn’t have done it without you buddy. You’re a genius"}, {"Character":"C.H.E.E.S.E","Line":"Oh yeah? 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