{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Joey","Ross","Monica","Chandler","Phoebe","Rachel","(She comes back out","","Mrs. Geller","Mr. Geller"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and JoeyNEWLINEenters carrying a loaf of bread.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who wants French toast"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who wants French toast"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I’ll have some"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I’ll have some"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Good, me too. (Tosses him the loaf.) Eggs and milk are in the fridge.NEWLINEThanks"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her room) Oww"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering from her room) Oww"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s the matter honey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s the matter honey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t know, my hand feels weird. I guess it’s because,NEWLINEI’m engaged! (Shows off the ring.) How long before it starts getting annoying"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It starts"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, so let’s get started on the wedding plans"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! (Runs off."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! (Runs off."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! (Runs off."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(incredulous) Already?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(incredulous) Already?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, we got a lot to do! We gotta think about the flowers, theNEWLINEcaterers, the music"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I got some thoughts on that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I got some thoughts on that"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh wait Chandler, too many cooks"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Take it from me, as the groom all you have to do is show up and try to sayNEWLINEthe right name"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(returning) Okay! (Sets down a huge 3 3-ring binder on the table."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(returning) Okay! (Sets down a huge 3 3-ring binder on the table."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What in God’s name is that?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my God, the wedding book?! I haven’t seen that since the forthNEWLINEgrade"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This baby has got everything. Take y’know, locations for instance.NEWLINE(She opens up the binder to the locations chapter.) First, organized alphabetically, thenNEWLINEgeographically, then by square footage."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is so smart! (To Chandler, under her breath) Break it off. Break itNEWLINEoff now"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That is so smart! (To Chandler, under her breath) Break it off. Break itNEWLINEoff now"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much tellingNEWLINEChandler what the wedding plans are.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, so I haven’t cleared the budget with my parents yet, butNEWLINEtell me how this is for music"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right umm, a string quartet for the procession"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Aw"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"A jazz trio for cocktails. The <i>Bay City Rollers</i> for dancing.NEWLINEWait, that was from my sixth grade wedding"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you couldn’t get them anyway. Ian doesn’tNEWLINEplay anymoreNEWLINEand Derrick… (Off of Rachel and Monica’s looks) And Derrick is a name INEWLINEshouldn’t know"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sitting up from the couch) Hey Mon, do you have another pillow? (Holds upNEWLINEone.) Y’know, something a little snugglyer"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, the duck"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it wasNEWLINEimmediately found and properly cleaned up"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Now, do I get to look at this book or is it just for people who areNEWLINEactually involved in the wedding"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Of course you can look at it! Yeah, I want your opinion too"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Centerpieces"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Centerpieces"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Centerpieces"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! Roses or Lilies? (Holds up a picture of each."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Definitely roses. (Monica and Rachel exchange a look.) Well, I justNEWLINEthink they’re a little more weddingy. (Monica holds the Lily picture closer to him.)NEWLINEBut Lilies are the clear choice"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! It’s like one mind"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! It’s like one mind"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! It’s like one mind"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sitting up again) Guys! Guys!! You gotta let me nap! Ugh, I’mNEWLINEgonna get cranky"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duckNEWLINEgot sick"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I’m gonna go! (Gets up and heads for the door."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now Joey, what did the duck do?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now Joey, what did the duck do?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know! But he did not eat your face cream"},
				{"Character":"[Cut to Joey and Rachel’s, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes openNEWLINEthe door to find the duck","Line":"Cut to Joey and Rachel’s, Joey enters and heads for his bedroom. He pushes openNEWLINEthe door to find the duck."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sickNEWLINEand Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream?NEWLINE(He’s about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachel’s room. He walksNEWLINEinto her room and feels the bed.) That’s so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.)NEWLINEPillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under himNEWLINEand pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.)NEWLINE(In his head.) <i>Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar…</i>(StopsNEWLINEreading and thinks.) <i>The vicar? </i>(Continues reading) <i>…wouldn’t be homeNEWLINEfor hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out andNEWLINEgrabbed his…</i>(Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is aNEWLINEdirty book! (Continues to read."}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sweeping up as Rachel enters.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Joey, what ‘cha doing"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sweepin’. Why? Turn you on"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, did you  eat my face cream"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, did you  eat my face cream"},
				{"Character":"(She walks into her bedroom","Line":"She walks into her bedroom."},
				{"Character":"(She walks into her bedroom","Line":"She walks into her bedroom."},
				{"Character":"(She walks into her bedroom","Line":"She walks into her bedroom."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where are you going? The vicar won’t be home for hours"},
				{"Character":"(She comes back out","Line":"She comes back out."},
				{"Character":"(She comes back out","Line":"She comes back out."},
				{"Character":"(She comes back out","Line":"She comes back out."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, (nervously) where did you learn that word"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where do you think, (pause) Zelda"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Where do you think, (pause) Zelda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(gasps) You found my book?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(gasps) You found my book?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah I did"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, what-what are you doing going into my bedroom?"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, look I’m sorry, I went in there to take a nap and I know INEWLINEshouldn’t have, but you got porn"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey-hey, y’know what? I don’t care! I’m not ashamed of myNEWLINEbook. There’s nothing wrong with a woman enjoying a little…erotica. It’s just aNEWLINEhealthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (SheNEWLINEgoes into her room."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got porn"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"So Chandler, your parents must’ve been thrilled whenNEWLINEyou told them you were engaged"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, I should probably call them"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, I should probably call them"},
				{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I remember when we first got engaged"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I don’t think I ever heard that story"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh dad, really you don’t need to"},
				{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(ignoring her) Well, I’d gotten Judy pregnant. I stillNEWLINEdon’t know how that happened"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(incredulous) You don’t know how that happened?! Your dogNEWLINEthought my diaphragm was a chew toy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What a sweet story"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, at least you’re not hearing it for the first time at yourNEWLINEfifth grade Halloween party"},
				{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What?! They wanted a scary story"},
				{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What?! They wanted a scary story"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Anyway, we’re really excited about our wedding plans, and well INEWLINEguess pretty soon we’ll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.NEWLINE(She and Chandler laugh, but her parents don’t.) What"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"You tell her Jack, I can’t do it"},
				{"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"You tell her Jack, I can’t do it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund don’t you"},
				{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house"},
				{"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"We have it. Only now, we call it the beach house"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, his massage client is on the table and Ross is reluctantlyNEWLINEstarting his massage. He spreads some lotion in his hands, and doesn’t like it.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay! Now, I’m going to touch you. (He does so, very gingerly.) Ohh,NEWLINEthat’s soft. (He starts poking him and notices his salad spoons and starts to massageNEWLINEhim with those."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Rachel enters and sees Joey sittingNEWLINEthere.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(quietly) Joey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(quietly) Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach, do you smell smoke"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Rach, do you smell smoke"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, I get it, smoke, chimney, chimney sweep, very funny, ha-ha"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no-no, I’m serious. You don’t smell it? Something’s onNEWLINEfire"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well no, I don’t smell anything"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well no, I don’t smell anything"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well no, I don’t smell anything"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, y’know what? It’s probably just your burnin’ loins"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Nothing"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(takes a drink) Damn, this coffee’s cold! Hey Rach, do you mind if INEWLINEheat this up on your loins? (Joey and he both laugh."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y’know, I can not believe you told him, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y’know, I can not believe you told him, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I guess you bought that book after we broke up huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh, yeah I did, because I wore out my first copy when I was withNEWLINEyou. (Exits."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(chases her) Oh yeah, yeah? Well uh, when we were going out, I read tonsNEWLINEof porno magazines! (Realizes a table of women overheard him.) (To that table.) ‘Sup"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Ross! How could you do that to an old man?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) I’m sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My massage client, Arthur? His daughter called and said that some guyNEWLINEthat worked for me gave him a really weird massage this afternoon"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(incredulous) I gave him an extremely professional massage"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(incredulous) I gave him an extremely professional massage"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He said you poked at him with wooden spoons"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He said you poked at him with wooden spoons"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, so it wasn’t uh, a traditional massage. But I did give himNEWLINEacu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with aNEWLINEmop"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, he’s never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollarsNEWLINEa week"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, y’know what? This is your fault! You’re the one thatNEWLINEdidn’t move his-his appointment"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, y’know what? This is your fault! You’re the one thatNEWLINEdidn’t move his-his appointment"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it’s my fault?! You didn’t have to massage him! YouNEWLINEcould’ve sent him away! You could’ve not rolled<i> Tonka</i> trucks up and downNEWLINEhis back"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"He said he liked that!! Oh you’re right, you’re right. I’mNEWLINEsorry"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dude, what are you massaging an old man for"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"His daughter was hot"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"His daughter was hot"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"His daughter was hot"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Gotcha"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing her checkbook as Joey enters from hisNEWLINEroom wearing a hockey helmet, gloves, and shin guards.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hello, Zelda"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hello, Zelda"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are you supposed to be"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"The vicar"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you even know what a vicar is"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you even know what a vicar is"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like a goalie, right"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Like a goalie, right"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, it’s enough alright?! You keepNEWLINEmaking these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and it’s—I’mNEWLINEnot—it’s just not funny anymore"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I’m sorry. Rach I—Rach I’m sorry. Okay? I’mNEWLINEsorry! Maybe I can make up for it by, taking you roughly in the barn. (Giggles."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?!NEWLINELet’s do it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right! Y’know what? That’s it! You wanna do it?!NEWLINELet’s do it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(starting to move closer to him) That’s right, I wanna do it withNEWLINEyou! I’ve been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(nervously backing away) I-I-I-I did? (He puts a stool in front of her."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(moves the stool out of the way) Yeah! Ohh, I’ve been waitin’NEWLINEso long to get on that body"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"This body? (He backs into the kitchen."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"This body? (He backs into the kitchen."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"This body? (He backs into the kitchen."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah that’s right! Come on Joey; sex me up"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah that’s right! Come on Joey; sex me up"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, you’re startin’ to sound like the butcher’s wifeNEWLINEthere in-in chapter seven"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, come on now, don’t keep me waiting. Get those clothes off! But,NEWLINEI would keep that helmet on because you’re in for a rough ride! (He backs intoNEWLINEthe door."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to, I’m scared"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to, I’m scared"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to, I’m scared"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to, I’m scared"}]
			}
		}
	},
	"Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Rachel’s Book.html"}