{"Content":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Phoebe","Doug","Chandler","Monica","Nurse","Dr. Schiff","","Ross","Roger","Mona","Locksmith","Joey","(Pause"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is looking around the shop as Phoebe returns from gettingNEWLINEsome more coffee.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look at that guy by the window, wow"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He’s awfully short and I think he’s talking to himself. And toNEWLINEbe completely honest, he’s not that good in bed"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, what is wrong with me lately? I mean it’s like every guy INEWLINEsee—I mean look here. 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So this has happened to you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh absolutely yeah! Oh and keep in mind, now, I was carrying triplets soNEWLINEin, y’know, medical terms I was-I was thrice as randy"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow! This explains so much! Last weekend, I went from store to storeNEWLINEsitting on Santa’s lap"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, I remember trying to steal a cardboard cutout of EvanderNEWLINEHolyfield from a Foot Locker"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, y’know what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, I’ll ask herNEWLINEabout this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, that’s what you need a good…pill"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Yeah, that’s what you need a good…pill"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler’s Office, his boss Doug is entering, Monica is there as well.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Bing! Ho! And the Bing-ette"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Honey, you remember my boss Doug right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Honey, you remember my boss Doug right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes, hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes, hi"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hi. So good news, the divorce is final. I signed the papers this A.M"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I didn’t know you and Carol were getting divorced, I’mNEWLINEsorry"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulationsNEWLINEto you guys though"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No leg-chewing for us sir"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No leg-chewing for us sir"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No leg-chewing for us sir"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No leg-chewing for us sir"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh well, give it time. So the divorce, the marriage, we’ve got a lotNEWLINEto celebrate. How about we all go out to dinner tomorrow night"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t think of anything we’re doing. (Quietly) WhyNEWLINEcan’t I think of anything we’re doing"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Tomorrow night it is then, I should be out of court by six. They keepNEWLINEthrowing these sexual harassment cases at me and I keep knocking them out of the park"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I’ll see you tomorrow! (Doug exits.) Just so you know,NEWLINEwe’re not seeing him tomorrow. (Chandler wonders why.) I-I cannot spend anotherNEWLINEevening with that man. Do you remember how he behaved at our wedding"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s because he wasn’t invited because of the way he behavedNEWLINEat our engagement party"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah. Boy, urine cuts right through an ice sculptureNEWLINEdoesn’t it"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s Doctor’s Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurseNEWLINEenters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Just so you know, Dr. Long can’t be here today, she was called toNEWLINEthe hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guyNEWLINEwho took my blood sample really cute? Y’know who I’m talking about, baldNEWLINEhaircut, hairy fingers… (Stops when she realizes it was her."}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"(entering) Hi Rachel? I’m Dr. Schiff. (By the way, he’s anNEWLINEattractive man."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, you are"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, you are"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, you are"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, you are"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, you are"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, you are"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"So, how’s it going"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"So, how’s it going"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where areNEWLINEyou from? What do you do"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"I’m a doctor"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"I’m a doctor"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"I’m a doctor"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"I’m a doctor"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right! Right! I-I actually meant in your spare time, do you cook? Do youNEWLINEski? Or do you just hang out with your wife or girlfriend"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"Uh, I don’t have a wife or girlfriend, but I do like to ski"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I love to ski! How amazing is this?"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"So, are you experiencing any discomfort"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"So, are you experiencing any discomfort"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I’m very comfortable"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I’m very comfortable"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"Any painful gas"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"Any painful gas"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"Okay then, would you like to lie down on the table"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"Okay then, would you like to lie down on the table"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well would you like me to lie down on the table"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"I’m sorry, is there something going on here"}, {"Character":"Dr. Schiff","Line":"I’m sorry, is there something going on here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you feel it too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you feel it too"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler’s Office, Doug is entering.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Bing! We’re all set for tonight, 8 o’clock"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh uh, as it turns out, we can’t do it. Monica has to work"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh, my ex-wife didn’t work, unless you call turning into her motherNEWLINEwork. Fine. Tomorrow night then"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh uh well tomorrow’s no good for her either"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh uh well tomorrow’s no good for her either"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh? Why not"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh? Why not"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh? Why not"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh? Why not"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Oh? Why not"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s the semi-finals…of her…botchy ball tournament"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"What’s going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me orNEWLINEsomething"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well now-now you’re just talking crazy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well now-now you’re just talking crazy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well now-now you’re just talking crazy"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"So why can’t the three of us go out together"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because uh…we-we…we split up. Monica and I split up. HoldNEWLINEme"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Good God Bing I…well I can’t say I’m altogether surprised,NEWLINEI saw the way she looked at you, and there was no love there. And the way she looked atNEWLINEme, pure lust"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what would really help me through this tough time isNEWLINEchoking something. Can I choke ya"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what would really help me through this tough time isNEWLINEchoking something. Can I choke ya"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Bing my boy, we’re gonna get you over this. Now here’s the plan,NEWLINEgrab your coat, we’re going to a strip club"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. (Doug looks at him.) But to hell withNEWLINEthat bitch"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistakeNEWLINEhe’s made with a woman.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You gave her a key to your apartment?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not just a key, I gave her the only key! I am now a homeless person in aNEWLINEvery serious relationship"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! How’d the conversation go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering with some guy) Hey. Ooh Ross! How’d the conversation go"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh great, I live on the street"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where?! (Ross exits."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where?! (Ross exits."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where?! (Ross exits."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi! Okay, Monica, Rachel, this is my friend Roger"}, {"Character":"Roger","Line":"/strong> Hey everybody"}, {"Character":"Roger","Line":"/strong> Hey everybody"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Roger"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Roger"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Roger"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So umm, I’m gonna get us some drinks. (To Rachel) Would you help meNEWLINEout"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (They go into the kitchen."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (They go into the kitchen."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, he’s here to have sex with you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, he’s here to have sex with you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’re welcome"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’re welcome"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe no"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe no"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe no"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s okay, he’s a virgin"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s okay, he’s a virgin"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think he’ll haveNEWLINEsex with you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, okay let’s leave these two alone"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! 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So y’know, I have all of these feelings and I don’t knowNEWLINEwhat to do about them, because I can’t date like a normal person, which is fineNEWLINEbecause I don’t need a relationship, I mean all I really want is one great night.NEWLINEJust sex, y’know? No strings attached, no relationship, just with someone that I feelNEWLINEcomfortable with and who knows what he’s doing. For just one great night, I mean isNEWLINEthat really so…hard…to find. (Looks at Joey.) 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