{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Ross","Rachel","Monica","Chandler","Gunther","Phoebe","Joey","All","Dr. Green","Student"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is telling a story about whatNEWLINEhappened at work and the rest of the gang are thinking to themselves, denoted by italics.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I told Carl, ‘Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are,NEWLINEnobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.’ But of course this went in one ear andNEWLINEout...."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"<i>I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretendNEWLINEhe’s Alan Alda.</i"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"<i>Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?</i"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"<i>If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, thatNEWLINEwould be the best.</i"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"<i>If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, thatNEWLINEwould be the best.</i"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"<i>What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was myNEWLINEwife.</i"},
				{"Character":"(Joey is singing in his head","Line":"Joey is singing in his head."},
				{"Character":"(Joey is singing in his head","Line":"Joey is singing in his head."},
				{"Character":"(Joey is singing in his head","Line":"Joey is singing in his head."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"<i>Who’s singing?</i"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"<i>Who’s singing?</i"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"‘Okay. (listens) Okay, daddy we’ll see you tomorrow night.NEWLINE(listens) Okay bye-bye.’ (hangs up"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"We"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that’sNEWLINEokay"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh shoot, tomorrow’s not so good, I’m supposed to um, fall offNEWLINEthe Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, my father doesn’t hate you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, my father doesn’t hate you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross, my father doesn’t hate you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Please, he refers to me as ‘wethead’"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, allNEWLINEright, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love youNEWLINElike I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you doNEWLINEcome to dinner, I’ll love you like I do in that black thing that you like"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(leaning in) I’ll go"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(leaning in) I’ll go"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(leaning in) I’ll go"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(leaning in) I’ll go"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Fine"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Gunther"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Gunther"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi Gunther"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Yeah, we’ll see"},
				{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Yeah, we’ll see"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey, you guys"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey, you guys"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guess what"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Guess what"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got a gig"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got a gig"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yay!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yay!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yay!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yay!"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Yay!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"See, that’s why I could never be an actor. Because I can’tNEWLINEsay gig"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I can’t say croissant. (realises) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I can’t say croissant. (realises) Oh my God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s the part"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s the part"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it’s not a part, no. I’m teaching acting for soap operasNEWLINEdown at the Learning Extension"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on! That’s great"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on! That’s great"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on! That’s great"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"Wow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, yeah. It’s like my chance to give something back to the actingNEWLINEcommunity"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know your probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glares at him) I know"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glares at him) I know"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glares at him) I know"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(glares at him) I know"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around beforeNEWLINEhe’s done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he thenNEWLINEunderlines it, and draws the line right through his name.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Good evening. I’m Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting forNEWLINEsoap operas. Now um, on my first day as (proudly) Dr. Drake Remoray on <i>Days of OurNEWLINELives</i>, (looks for a reaction from his students, and gets none.) I learned that one ofNEWLINEthe most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean actingNEWLINEagain, it means, you don’t have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes likeNEWLINEthis. (looks all intense for a moment and then gasps, the students cheer him) Thanks,NEWLINEthanks, a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget to work in soap operas some of you willNEWLINEhave to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Daddy"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Daddy"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"This where they put it? What, there no table available in theNEWLINEkitchen! Hello, baby"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You remember Ross"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You remember Ross"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You remember Ross"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"Um-hmm"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"Um-hmm"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"Um-hmm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Nice to see you again Dr. Green."},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"So! (they both try to sit next to Rachel but Dr. Green isNEWLINEsuccessful.) (to Ross) How’s the library"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, museum"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, museum"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, museum"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, museum"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, museum"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ugh, museum"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"What happened to the library"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There never was a library. I mean there are libraries, its just that I ah,NEWLINEI never worked at one"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"You know what’s really good here, the lobster. What do you sayNEWLINEshall I just order three"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, if you’re really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was aNEWLINEjoke, I made a joke"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, if you’re really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was aNEWLINEjoke, I made a joke"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, actually Daddy Ross is allergic to lobster"},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"What kind of person is allergic to lobster? I guess the kind ofNEWLINEperson that works at a library"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s not a library.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s not a library.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s not a library.."},
				{"Character":"Dr. Green","Line":"(interrupting him) I know!! It’s a museum! What, you’re theNEWLINEonly one around here who can make a joke! At least mine was funny. Ah, waiter, we willNEWLINEhave two lobsters and a menu. (nods at Ross, and mouths I don’t know to the waiter."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Classroom, Joey is lecturing on facial expressions.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, I’ve never been able to cry asNEWLINEan actor, so if I’m in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take aNEWLINEpair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, let’s say I wanna convey thatNEWLINEI’ve just done something evil. That would be the basic ‘I have a fishhook in myNEWLINEeyebrow and I like it’ (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretendNEWLINEfishhook.) Okay, let’s say I’ve just gotten bad news, well all I do there is tryNEWLINEand divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And that’s how it’s done. Great soapNEWLINEopera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Hey, Mr. Trib"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Hey, Mr. Trib"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Hey, Mr. Trib"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Guess what, I got an audition"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Awww, one of my students got an audition. I’m so proud"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Awww, one of my students got an audition. I’m so proud"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You bet! What’s the part"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You bet! What’s the part"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You bet! What’s the part"},
				{"Character":"Student","Line":"Oh it’s great, it’s a role on <i>All My Children</i>, NickNEWLINEthe boxer"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica’s bedroom, Phoebe is trying to hide the bed from Monica.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(sees the bed) What’s this"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isn’t it cool! Varoom! Varoom"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Isn’t it cool! Varoom! Varoom"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is not the bed I ordered"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is not the bed I ordered"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know, you must’ve won like a contest or something!"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe starts to make a sound like a car acceleratin","Line":"Phoebe starts to make a sound like a car accelerating"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe starts to make a sound like a car acceleratin","Line":"Phoebe starts to make a sound like a car accelerating"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe makes a sound like a car screeching to a halt","Line":"Phoebe makes a sound like a car screeching to a halt."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why is this car in my bedroom"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why is this car in my bedroom"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m sorry, okay, I-I wasn’t looking, and the store says thatNEWLINEthey won’t take it back because you signed for it.."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"When did I sign for it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"When did I sign for it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"When did I sign for it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"When I was you! Y'know what, it’s all Joey’s fault,NEWLINE‘cause he left his nose open"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you make brownies today"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you make brownies today"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Did you make brownies today"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Knock, knock"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Knock, knock"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he won’t notice the bed"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, I’m going for sushi does anybody want.. (enters and sees theNEWLINEbed) Whoa-whoa, somebody missed the off ramp"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s Monica’s bed. What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s Monica’s bed. What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s Monica’s bed. What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It’s Monica’s bed. What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (to Monica) It’s a racecar"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So. This has always been Monica’s bed, what you’re justNEWLINEnoticing now, how self-involved are you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, well it this bed isn’t new, how come there is plastic onNEWLINEthe mattress"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offersNEWLINEher, her hand to comfort her."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sometimes I have bad dreams. (starts to break down, and Phoebe offersNEWLINEher, her hand to comfort her."}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are there, yelling at Joey.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You told him to play the boxer gay!"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I-I might’ve said supergay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I-I might’ve said supergay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You totally screwed him over"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You totally screwed him over"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you’re this guy’s teacher. I mean how could you do this"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Because, Monica, the guy’s so good, and I really, really want thisNEWLINEpart"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if you really, really want it, then it’s okay"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Classroom, Joey is talking to his students.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when you’llNEWLINEhave a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in theNEWLINErecent, present. And I’m ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor toNEWLINEplay a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turnedNEWLINEout, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, he’s got a twoNEWLINEyear contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, meNEWLINEI’m stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be onNEWLINETV. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause fromNEWLINEhis students.) Thank you"}]
			},
		"9":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica’s bedroom, Chandler is playing with the bed.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Varrrrrroom! Hey! Watch it lady! Varrrrrrrrrrom! (makes a screechingNEWLINEsound as he pretends to stomp on the brakes.) Hey-hey good lookin’! (honks theNEWLINEbed’s little horn on the steering wheel.) Varrrrrrrrroom. (notices Rachel and stops)NEWLINEAll right, I’ll leave. My bed’s so boring"}]
			}
		}
	},
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