{"Content":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Joey","Phoebe","Chandler","Monica","(Joey giggles","Front Desk Clerk","(Monica opens it anyways","Woman At The Wedding","Man At The Wedding","Ross","Anxious Wedding Guest","(Phoebe and Rachel enter","Monica and Phoebe"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" The Hotel Lobby, Rachel and Phoebe are at the front desk checking out.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Listen y’know what sir? For the last time, I don’t care whatNEWLINEthe computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did notNEWLINEwatch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. (Phoebe grabs the receipt and shows it to Joey who gets mad.) I wasNEWLINEtold the name of the movie would not appear on the bill"}, {"Character":"(Chandler and Monica enter","Line":"Chandler and Monica enter."}, {"Character":"(Chandler and Monica enter","Line":"Chandler and Monica enter."}, {"Character":"(Chandler and Monica enter","Line":"Chandler and Monica enter."}, {"Character":"(Chandler and Monica enter","Line":"Chandler and Monica enter."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to the front desk clerk) Hi! We’re checking out of the bridalNEWLINEsuite"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(depressed) That’s right. I’m no longer a bride. I’llNEWLINEnever be a bride again. Now, I’m just someone’s wife"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And I’m the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits downNEWLINEin a huff.) Oh honey, come on don’t be upset. We still have so much to look forwardNEWLINEto"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, right. (Rolls her eyes."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, right. (Rolls her eyes."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, right. (Rolls her eyes."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh yeah, right. (Rolls her eyes."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We got the honeymoon"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We got the honeymoon"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s not ‘til Thursday"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The wedding pictures"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The wedding pictures"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"The wedding pictures"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"They won’t be ready for weeks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Not the disposable cameras from the tables"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Not the disposable cameras from the tables"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That’s true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll tell you what, I will go get them developed and you can goNEWLINEhome"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"(Joey giggles","Line":"Joey giggles."}, {"Character":"(Joey giggles","Line":"Joey giggles."}, {"Character":"(Joey giggles","Line":"Joey giggles."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What? What did you take a picture of"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing! It was something"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nothing! It was something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you joking? Check out is not ‘til noon and he has a goodNEWLINE(checks her watch) eleven minutes left"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he gotNEWLINEso excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until y’know, he screamed out RadissonNEWLINEat the end"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, well I’m gonna get Ross, get the cameras, and get themNEWLINEdeveloped. (Joey laughs again.) 32 Joe. You’re 32! (Exits"}, {"Character":"Front Desk Clerk","Line":"(To Monica) Here’s a copy of your bill"}, {"Character":"Front Desk Clerk","Line":"(To Monica) Here’s a copy of your bill"}, {"Character":"Front Desk Clerk","Line":"(To Monica) Here’s a copy of your bill"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries…Oh my God! INEWLINEcan’t believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that’s sad. Mashuga nut"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that’s sad. Mashuga nut"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, that’s sad. 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What do you think it is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an oldNEWLINEwoman"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"A little mirror that when you look into it you see yourself as an oldNEWLINEwoman"}, {"Character":"(Monica opens it anyways","Line":"Monica opens it anyways."}, {"Character":"(Monica opens it anyways","Line":"Monica opens it anyways."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"A tiny salt shaker!!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"A tiny salt shaker!!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh! My God! For tiny salt"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh wow! Okay. Well that was fun"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. Okay, I’m just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest ofNEWLINEthem"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Whew. Although y’know, this is part of a salt and pepper set. INEWLINEmean… I guess y’know it may just count as a half a present. What do you think"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well I guess it’s okay to open one more if it’s part of a set.NEWLINEY’know, it’s probably this one. (Grabs another small one."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Or this one! (She grabs and starts to open the biggest present."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Or this one! (She grabs and starts to open the biggest present."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, how are you feelin’? Any morning sickness"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Shh-shh-shh! The guys don’t know yet do they"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Shh-shh-shh! The guys don’t know yet do they"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Joey and Ross don’t know anything and Chandler still thinksNEWLINEthat Phoebe’s pregnant"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah that’s right Chandler does still think I’m pregnant. HeNEWLINEhasn’t asked me how I’m feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad forNEWLINEthe woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Don’t worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for aNEWLINEfew more hours, ‘cause I’m going to tell the father today"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the firstNEWLINEfloor"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, is it someone in this building? Is it that tall guy from the firstNEWLINEfloor"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew! No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew! No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew! No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew! No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew! No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?! I think he’s cute"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?! I think he’s cute"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well then you have his baby"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Believe me I’m trying"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Believe me I’m trying"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Believe me I’m trying"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow. Y’know it is so weird. I mean, you’re gonna tell this guyNEWLINEtoday and he has no idea what’s gonna happen"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. You’re just gonna knock on his door and change his lifeNEWLINEforever. You’re like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexualNEWLINEmagnetism"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. Uh-huh, I guess it is pretty big news"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Pretty big? It’s huge! God, this guy doesn’t have a clue!NEWLINEHe’s just walking down the street thinking, ‘I had sex with Rachel Green. INEWLINErock!’ then bam! He’s a father and everything’s different"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well it’s only different if he wants it to be. I mean, I’m notNEWLINEgonna ask him for anything"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Then he still has this huge decision to make. Now he’sNEWLINEwalking around thinking, ‘Do I want to be a dad?’ and then bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that bam"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t. He got…he-he-he-he’s hit by a bus"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey Joey, what would you do if someone that you slept with told you thatNEWLINEshe was pregnant"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(warily) Who called here? Did she sound blond? Huh? Did-did-did she haveNEWLINEan accent? I gotta make a call! (Starts to leave) I shoulda never walked into thatNEWLINESunglass Hut"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Joey! Joey! No, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybodyNEWLINEpregnant"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Joey! Joey! No, it’s not you! You didn’t get anybodyNEWLINEpregnant"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.)NEWLINEIs somebody pregnant"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah. That’s me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah. That’s me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah. That’s me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God Pheebs! You’re gonna have a baby"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God Pheebs! You’re gonna have a baby"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Yes I am. Oh my God, I’m gonna have a baby! (Joey and PhoebeNEWLINEhug."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa, wait a minute. Who’s the father"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa, wait a minute. Who’s the father"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You don’t know him. It’s not important. He wants nothing to doNEWLINEwith me or the baby. (She sits down like she’s pregnant."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well who is this guy?! Huh? Who is he? ‘Cause I will track him downNEWLINEand kick his ass"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"David Lynn! David Lynn! David Lynn!! (Exits"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who’s David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who’s David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who’s David Lynn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh some guy from my gym. A little annoying"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is sitting on the couch as Phoebe enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not yet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not yet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not yet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Not yet"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, well what are you doing here? Are you about to do it? (Gasps) Is itNEWLINEGunther"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! Phoebe, it’s not Gunther"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank God, ‘cause that hair on a baby"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe the father is not here okay? I haven’t told him yet and INEWLINEdon’t think I can tell him at all now"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking,NEWLINE‘I’m gonna tell the father today’ and then bam"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bus"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bus"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bus"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bus"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bus"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bus"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, you! Phoebe you freaked me out. You kept saying how huge this allNEWLINEis"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well-well but it is huge"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well-well but it is huge"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well-well but it is huge"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. INEWLINEdidn’t even go to how huge this was going to be for the father"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’re thinking about this way too much. Just tell him and get itNEWLINEover with. It’s like, it’s like ripping off this Band-Aid. (On her arm) QuickNEWLINEand painless, watch. (Rips it off.) Oh mother of…See"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" The Banquet Room, Ross and Chandler are in their tuxes and have started to fakeNEWLINEthe pictures.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us"}, {"Character":"Woman At The Wedding","Line":"Oh! Of course. 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(He runs off."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well go! Go move it! (He runs off."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, you ready for the last picture"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Get ready to run. (Chandler walks over to the new bride.)NEWLINECongratulations on your wedding. 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(Another one.) And that’s me and Ross.NEWLINE(Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! That is a great picture"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! That is a great picture"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! That is a great picture"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! Oh and interesting because I found the cameras in one of our bags!NEWLINE(Throws them into his chest."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh, didn’t see that coming"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh, didn’t see that coming"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh, didn’t see that coming"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, so this isn’t a picture of our first, but it is a pictureNEWLINEof my first kiss with…with this lady. Which by the look on your face I’m sureNEWLINEyou’ll remember. So we don’t need—(Rips the picture)—There’s noNEWLINEneed to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed rightNEWLINEnow"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That would be a good idea"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That would be a good idea"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. (Sees the living room.) You opened all the presents without me?!NEWLINEI thought we were supposed to do that together"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You kissed another woman"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You kissed another woman"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You kissed another woman"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Call it even?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Call it even?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Call it even?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay! 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