{"Content":{ "Cast":["Monica","Joey","(Ross returns","Chandler","Ross","Phoebe","Gary","Joey and Ross","(Gary just glares at him","","Ross and Joey","Rachel"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Rachel, Joey, and Monica are sitting on the couch asNEWLINERoss is up getting some coffee.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, guys, listen, don't forget that tomorrow is the day that EmilyNEWLINEgets married again, so whatever we do, just try to really keep Ross's mind off of it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah, good idea"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah, good idea"}, {"Character":"(Ross returns","Line":"Ross returns."}, {"Character":"(Ross returns","Line":"Ross returns."}, {"Character":"(Ross returns","Line":"Ross returns."}, {"Character":"(Ross returns","Line":"Ross returns."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey man, what's up"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey man, what's up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting marriedNEWLINEtomorrow. (Joey panics.)"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooh, Ross, look! Look! (Points behind Ross."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooh, Ross, look! Look! (Points behind Ross."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(turning and looking) What? Where"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(turning and looking) What? Where"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Right over there! Right there! Look-look-look"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What am I looking at"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What am I looking at"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What am I looking at"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering, with Gary) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering, with Gary) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering, with Gary) Hey"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"How are you"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"How are you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Monica, I'm sorry I didn't come by last night. I was out with Gary; heNEWLINElet me ride around with him in his cop car. We saw and prevented crimes"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got to go on a ride along?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got to go on a ride along?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You got to go on a ride along?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I want to go on a ride along"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, yeah! Me too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, yeah! Me too"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Really?! You"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Really?! You"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Well, it's kinda dangerous"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Well, it's kinda dangerous"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I like danger"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I like danger"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay, you guys free tonight"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay, you guys free tonight"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Gary's cop car, Ross is in the front seat with Gary of course. Chandler is inNEWLINEthe back seat.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Gary) That was so cool man, the way you leaned on that guy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It is starting to get dark out there"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It is starting to get dark out there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Gary) He told you everything! I mean you totally cracked him"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Yeah well, being that he was the victim, they're usually pretty talkative"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(laughing) Okay. (Deadpan) But it is officially nighttime"}, {"Character":"(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars","Line":"Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hey, Gary, want me to grab the berry for ya"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"It's called the cherry"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"It's called the cherry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's the—Chandler!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's the—Chandler!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's the—Chandler!"}, {"Character":"(Chandler starts laughing at his joke","Line":"Chandler starts laughing at his joke."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(returning from a deli) Okay, I got it! This place makes the best sandwichNEWLINEin the world"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hey Joe does it have meatballs on it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-ho, yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-ho, yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-ho, yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-ho, yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-ho, yeah"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Does it have melted cheese and marinara sauce"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Yeah, you can't eat that in my car"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid forNEWLINEthis car"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Your tax dollars"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Your tax dollars"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Your tax dollars"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Your tax dollars"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, okay"}, {"Character":"[Time lapse, they're still on the ride along and Joey is just sniffing his sandwich","Line":"Time lapse, they're still on the ride along and Joey is just sniffing his sandwich."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(leans in and takes a sniff of Joey's sandwich) Wow! That sandwichNEWLINEreally does smell good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Did I say you could smell it?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Did I say you could smell it?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Did I say you could smell it?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can't smell your sandwich"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can't smell your sandwich"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Half the taste is in the smell! You-you're sucking up all the tastiness"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I'll give them back. (Exhales strongly through his nose and JoeyNEWLINEjust glares at him.) Look! What is so great about that sandwich"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, imagine the best sex you've ever had"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you thinking about Monica"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, what's that like"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, what's that like"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The ride along.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So where are we going next"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"This witness won't return my calls so we're gonna see if we can surpriseNEWLINEhim coming home"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sur-surprise him? We're not, we're not gonna make anybody mad are we"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoesNEWLINEa little bit before he lawyers up"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, no one talks like that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, no one talks like that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh what? Like your Mr. Cop"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, I'm more cop than you two"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, I'm more cop than you two"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How do you figure that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hello! I'm in the front seat, okay? I'm Gary's partner"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, jealous! (He drops the cherry and it turns on."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, jealous! (He drops the cherry and it turns on."}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hey, do you mind? We're under cover here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, no problem. (Tries to turn it off."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, no problem. (Tries to turn it off."}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Ross"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Ross"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Ross"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Ross"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry! Sorry! Oh, (He sticks it under his shirt) there! (It's just thereNEWLINEflashing through his shirt) Hey Gary, who am I? Phone home"}, {"Character":"(Gary just glares at him","Line":"Gary just glares at him."}, {"Character":"(Gary just glares at him","Line":"Gary just glares at him."}, {"Character":"(Gary just glares at him","Line":"Gary just glares at him."}, {"Character":"[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's notNEWLINEtoo happy about it","Line":"Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's notNEWLINEtoo happy about it."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look at Officer Ross riding back here with the visitors"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, what's up with that Serpico"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, what's up with that Serpico"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, what's up with that Serpico"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" The ride along, they're all waiting outside of the witness's house and still inNEWLINEthe car in the same places as before.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, y'know, we-we're safe right? I mean nothing bad can go down"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"No. But that reminds me, (handing back a clipboard) sign this"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What is it"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Oh it's nothing, it just says that you can't sue the city if you scrapNEWLINEyour knee or y'know, get your head blown off"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(deadpan) Oh, hurry up. I want to sign that"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? What? What? What is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? What? What? What is it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Is everything okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Is everything okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Is everything okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's going on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's going on"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Okay, he sees us. Now don't move. Don't look at him"}, {"Character":"(They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion JoeyNEWLINEslowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler isNEWLINEobviously hurt","Line":"They all turn and look away. Suddenly a loud bang sounds out and in slow motion JoeyNEWLINEslowly throws his body over Ross. Gary is shocked at what he sees while Chandler isNEWLINEobviously hurt."}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hey, it's okay. It was just a car backfire. (Joey slowly moves off ofNEWLINERoss.) Hey, look at that! You tried to save your buddy. You see that? You see what he did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) You okay man"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) You okay man"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) You okay man"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) You okay man"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Ross) You okay man"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh. Thank Joey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-huh. Thank Joey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, HELLO!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, HELLO!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, HELLO!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hi"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe alreadyNEWLINEthere.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hey, anybody want to meet a hero"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) John Glenn is here?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) John Glenn is here?"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"No, Joey"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"No, Joey"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"No, Joey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, we had the most incredible night! Okay, so, we're in theNEWLINEcar"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Wait! Hold on! (He goes over to Phoebe and gives her a kiss.) (To Phoebe)NEWLINEHi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"(To Ross) Okay, go ahead"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"(To Ross) Okay, go ahead"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired.NEWLINEAnd Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My God, Joey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My God, Joey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My God, Joey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"My God, Joey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(pouting) It was a car backfire"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, but-but he didn't know that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, but-but he didn't know that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I didn't know that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I didn't know that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I didn't know that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And it could've just as easily have been a bullet"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Hey Joe, you ever think about joining the force? We could use a guy likeNEWLINEyou"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who jumps at loud noises"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who jumps at loud noises"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Who jumps at loud noises"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! I could've died tonight"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! I could've died tonight"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I thinkNEWLINEI'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets upNEWLINEand starts for the door."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I do have a newfound respect for life"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I do have a newfound respect for life"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(returning) Oh my God! (Storms out."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(returning) Oh my God! (Storms out."}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"(To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"(To Phoebe) So you wanna get some dinner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now,NEWLINEI'd throw my body on you"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"Oh yeah? Well maybe you and I should take a walk through a badNEWLINEneighborhood"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Gary","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"Ross and Joey","Line":"Bye"}, {"Character":"(They leave as Ross stares in awe at Joey","Line":"They leave as Ross stares in awe at Joey."}, {"Character":"(They leave as Ross stares in awe at Joey","Line":"They leave as Ross stares in awe at Joey."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cut it out Ross! I hate to have to save your life and kick your ass in theNEWLINEsame day"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, butNEWLINEgets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into theNEWLINEkitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach, what uh, what are you doing here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Y'know what? You are in our apartment all the time! Okay?NEWLINEThis is, this is just a drop in the bucket mister"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here.NEWLINEYou're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, just a little scared. What's going on Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I hadNEWLINEan actual near death experience"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! What? What happened?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! What? What happened?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! What? 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I-I am seeing everything so-so clearly now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because a car backfired"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because a car backfired"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because a car backfired"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(stares at her briefly) Okay, why are you here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I-I-I don't know how this fits into your whole seizingNEWLINEthing but um, Emily called you today"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You talked to her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You talked to her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You talked to her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You talked to her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You talked to her"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, she left a message. (He starts for the machine.) (Stopping him.) ButNEWLINEit-it kinda got erased. There's just (Pause) something wrong with your machine"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, okay, what-what did she say"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, okay, what-what did she say"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding andNEWLINEdid you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now, that-that was a good thing that I told you, right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh? Yeah! Yes, of course"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay. Thank you! Thank you! Because—I'm sorry, all right. BecauseNEWLINEy'know what? She didn't want me—not important. The point is, I was right. YourNEWLINEdecision. Okay? I was right. (She starts for the door.) (Stops) Your decision"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Right. I guess, I guess I should call Emily"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, no, that's not the right decision. That's not, that's not right,NEWLINEno Ross-Ross, come on! I mean, that woman made you miserable! Okay, Ross, do you reallyNEWLINEwant to get back into that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, look, yesterday I would've even considered calling her back, but myNEWLINEex-wife calls on the same day I have a near death experience. I mean, that-that has got toNEWLINEmean something"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh, Ross! That was not a near death experience! That was barelyNEWLINEan experience"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh, Ross! 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And maybe this is a chance for you to escape getting back together withNEWLINEEmily"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That does make sense. Because I do wanna seize some opportunity, but I-INEWLINEreally don't wanna see or talk to her"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, there you go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, there you go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, there you go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, there you go"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. Maybe today is just, close call day"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughing) Close call day"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughing) Close call day"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, thanks Rach. (They hug."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, honey no problem. Okay. (Gets up."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh wait-wait-wait! The message is blinking. Maybe you didn't erase it."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"(Ross hits the playback button","Line":"Ross hits the playback button."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on machine) Hey Ross, it's you! (Hits the stop button) OhNEWLINEyeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. (She heads for the door again."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. (She heads for the door again."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(looking at the coffee table where his money was) Hey umm, was-was MonicaNEWLINEhere"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I want my money back"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(going out the door) Yeah, uh you-you probably need that for stamps,NEWLINEright"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Ride Along.html"}