{"Content":{ "Cast":["Monica","Chandler","(Monica notices something","","Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Ross","Rachel","Phoebe","Eric","Brenda","Joey"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as MonicaNEWLINEenters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"(Monica notices something","Line":"Monica notices something."}, {"Character":"(Monica notices something","Line":"Monica notices something."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! You cleaned! (Gasps) Look at these floors! You did theNEWLINEwindows! Oh, I have been begging you for months and you did! You cleaned! 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Whew"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Fine, I can do it. (Gets anxious.) Whew"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s the matter"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What’s the matter"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, usually when I’m this anxious, I clean"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross’s Building, they are approaching the apartment of the woman who died.NEWLINERoss knocks on the door and a woman answers it.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi. I’m Ross Geller. 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Uh yeah, she and I would talk all the time in-in (Rachel pokesNEWLINEher head in and starts to look around) the laundry room. (Pushes Rachel out of the way."}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"You speak Dutch? (In Dutch) Zeer vereerd een vriendNEWLINEvan mijn moeder te ontmoeten. (Translation: I’m very honored to meet a friend of myNEWLINEmother."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know I would it’s just painful"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know I would it’s just painful"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know I would it’s just painful"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know I would it’s just painful"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So she’s really not dead"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So she’s really not dead"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"No, she’s hanging in there"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm. Do you think—Could you tell me if she’s hanging in, in aNEWLINEone bedroom or a two"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Eric’s Apartment, he’s opening the door to reveal Phoebe.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Come in, I’m so glad you’re here"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Come in, I’m so glad you’re here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, me too. Not in the shaky angry way you are though"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Just seeing her brought it all back. All the lies, the way she used me. INEWLINEjust…I got so angry just looking at her…(Looks at Phoebe)…face"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. (Covers her face with her hand.) Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. (Covers her face with her hand.) Yeah"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"I’m sorry. I just…when I look at you I see her. When I see her INEWLINEget a little bit angry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe this is too weird"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe this is too weird"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Maybe this is too weird"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"No wait! There’s only a problem when I look at you. (Sits down on theNEWLINEcouch.) Oh I got it! I got it. (Puts his hands to his eyes."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No don’t tear out your eyes!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No don’t tear out your eyes!"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"I was just, I was just gonna take out my lenses"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yeah try that. (He finishes and looks at her.) So, is that better"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Not really. You…you’re blurry, but you still look like Ursula.NEWLINEYou’re Blursula. Okay wait. Maybe…If I-if I just don’t look at you for aNEWLINEwhile. (Stands up and turns his back to her.) See? It…it works. I’m not,NEWLINEI’m not angry at all anymore! This is a great date"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Look Eric, turn around. (He does so.) Look, I like you, but itNEWLINEshouldn’t be this hard. Y’know? This is our first date y’know? FirstNEWLINEdates are supposed to be about excitement and electricity and ‘Ooh, he just touchedNEWLINEmy hand, did he mean to touch my hand?’ and y’know first kisses and…(HeNEWLINEkisses her)…second kisses. (Motions for him to kiss her again which he does and theyNEWLINEstart to make out."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is sweeping and Monica is sitting at the kitchenNEWLINEtable.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nice jeans"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Nice jeans"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"Oh thanks! I like your top"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) You’re not gettin’ it"}, {"Character":"(Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, butNEWLINEleans so far over she falls out of the chair","Line":"Brenda bends down to use the dustpan and Monica leans over to look for the stain, butNEWLINEleans so far over she falls out of the chair."}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What happened?"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What happened?"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What happened?"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What happened?"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What happened?"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What happened?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I fell asleep"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I fell asleep"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"I was thinking about taking my lunch break"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, will you do the top of the cabinets? That’ll really work upNEWLINEyour appetite for lunch"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"(Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order toNEWLINEclean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain.NEWLINEThat doesn’t work so she sticks her head between Brenda’s legs. Suddenly BrendaNEWLINEchanges her stance and traps Monica’s head between her legs","Line":"Brenda pulls a chair to the counter and uses it to get up on the counter in order toNEWLINEclean the top of the cabinets. Monica sneaks over, bends over, and tries to see the stain.NEWLINEThat doesn’t work so she sticks her head between Brenda’s legs. Suddenly BrendaNEWLINEchanges her stance and traps Monica’s head between her legs."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What’s going on?"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"What’s going on?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m sorry. I’ve never had a maid before, is this not okay"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Eric’s Apartment, he and Phoebe are still making out.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, oh no! I have to go! I have a massage appointment"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Oh no, stay here we’ll keep doing this. I’ll pay you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, I got in trouble for that before. I’ll see you later"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, I got in trouble for that before. I’ll see you later"}, {"Character":"Eric","Line":"Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way youNEWLINEkiss"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really? That’s the thing I’m worse at! You’ll see.NEWLINE(Exits."}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Mrs. Verhoeven’s Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elderNEWLINEVerhoeven’s health or lack there of.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi. How is she"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"It’s not looking good"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"It’s not looking good"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(happily) Oh. (Realizes then sadly) Oh. Well I uh, I brought her someNEWLINEbloemen. (Flowers in Dutch."}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"That’s so sweet. (Takes the flowers.) Would youNEWLINElike to come in and say good-bye? I’m sure it would mean a lot to her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I don’t know that it would"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I don’t know that it would"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh I don’t know that it would"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter","Line":"Well, her memory is pretty much gone"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right then. (Follows her in and checks the place out."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right then. (Follows her in and checks the place out."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Brenda is wiping the coffee table and Chandler is tryingNEWLINEto look at her bra and leans over on the coffee table to get a good look.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"(noticing him) What are you doing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m leaning. This is where I lean"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m leaning. This is where I lean"}, {"Character":"Brenda","Line":"Okay. 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