{"Content":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Mona","Mona's Date","Mr. Zelner","","Chandler and Monica","(Awkward silence"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Rachel walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey’s door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey? Are you in there"}, {"Character":"[Cut to inside Monica and Chandler’s, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eatingNEWLINEbreakfast","Line":"Cut to inside Monica and Chandler’s, Monica, Chandler and Joey are eatingNEWLINEbreakfast."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hearing Rachel and jumping up with his plate) Oh God! That’s Rachel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you have to talk to her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you have to talk to her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, you have to talk to her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no, I can’t! I can’t! Not after the other night, it’sNEWLINEjust it’s…too weird, okay? Don’t tell her I’m here! (Turns to run toNEWLINEthe bathroom and his bagel falls off the plate onto the floor.) Don’t eat that! (RunsNEWLINEto the bathroom as Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Rachel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey Rachel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is Joey here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don’t see him. (To Monica) Do you see him"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t see him. Hey! Maybe he’s in the sugar bowl! (Opens theNEWLINEsugar bowl) Joey? Nope! (Closes the sugar bowl and they both laugh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, at least you make each other laugh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, at least you make each other laugh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I haven’t seen him since that night that he told me how heNEWLINEy’know… I don’t know, I think he’s avoiding me. Why is that bagel onNEWLINEthe floor"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"We were playing a game"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"We were playing a game"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"We were playing a game"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind ofNEWLINEsituation"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?! No! No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What?! No! No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right. Well listen, if you see Joey will you just tell himNEWLINEuh…tell him I miss him. (Exits and Joey enters."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Joey) Okay, did you hear that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Joey) Okay, did you hear that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler)NEWLINEDude, I don’t know. That’s a pretty small hole"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, you gotta talk to her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, you gotta talk to her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, you gotta talk to her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can’t! Y’know? You guys don’t know what it’s like toNEWLINEput yourself out there like that and just get shot down"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(incredulous) I don’t know what that’s like?! Up until I wasNEWLINE25 I thought the only response to, I love you, was, Oh crap"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hello? No rejection? I got shot down at fat camp! Boy, kids are meanNEWLINEwhen they’re hungry"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right so, so what do I do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is Rachel. I mean, what are you gonna do, never going to talk toNEWLINEher again? I mean I know it’s weird, it’s awkward, but you gotta at least try"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah. Okay. (Goes to take a bite out of the previously mentioned bagel.)NEWLINEWhoa! (Stops.) I almost forgot this was on your"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting him) We didn’t play it!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting him) We didn’t play it!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting him) We didn’t play it!"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is cooking as Rachel paces nervously.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it’sNEWLINEnot even like we know how to be with each other anymore"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know it’s tough now, but things will get better"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"How do you know that? What if it just gets worse and worse and worse, toNEWLINEthe point where we can’t even be in the same room with each other?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcasticNEWLINEcomment? Some cheese"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a sarcasticNEWLINEcomment? Some cheese"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just putNEWLINEit in the nearest one"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, where is the Kat Stevens CD"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"In the James Taylor case"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"In the James Taylor case"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where is the James Taylor CD"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Where is the James Taylor CD"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Honey, I’m gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them inNEWLINEthe right case"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay. No need to panic. Deep breathes everyone. Okay umm uh, we’reNEWLINEjust gonna have to spend some time and put the CDs in the right cases"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, if we’re gonna do that we should come up with some kind ofNEWLINEorder. Y’know alphabetically or by genre"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmm, I don’t know. We really have to talk this through"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmm, I don’t know. We really have to talk this through"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I-I’m sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on thisNEWLINEuncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see himNEWLINEtry to get him talking about something else"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. That makes sense"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah. That makes sense"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, like I don’t know, maybe you have a work problem that youNEWLINEneed his advice on"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, I can do that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Good. (To Chandler) Uh honey, the Miami Vice soundtrack? Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They were just giving those away at the store (off Monica’s look)NEWLINEin exchange for money"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh I really don’t know what to tell you Rach, I really don’t.NEWLINEI mean, maybe Joey can help you out with your, with your big work problem"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah Joey she’s…Rachel’s got this really big workNEWLINEproblem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Y’know what, if we’reNEWLINEgonna make dinner we’re gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you uh, have a…big work problem"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you uh, have a…big work problem"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah it’s umm… Yeah it’s uh… It-it’sNEWLINEy’know—It’s nothing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think I’m gonna take off"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh. Okay. (Awkward silence.) So uh, I think I’m gonna take off"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah—No wait! Joey no wait it is. It’s something.NEWLINEIt’s-it’s umm…it’s my boss"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, and umm my baby"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, and umm my baby"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My boss wants to buy my baby"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Oh my-oh my God"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Oh my-oh my God"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Oh my-oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know I told you, it’s a really big problem"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What he wants to buy your baby?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What he wants to buy your baby?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Can you believe that?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Can you believe that?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s crazy"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s crazy"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That’s crazy"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s what I told him"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s what I told him"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, how did this even happen"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, how did this even happen"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well I’ll tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and hisNEWLINEwife—They-they can’t have children. So umm, and that—we were at theNEWLINEChristmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, Rachel, I want to buy yourNEWLINEbaby"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Man! When you said it was a problem about your boss and the baby I figuredNEWLINEit was something about maternity leave"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that would’ve been a much simplerNEWLINEproblem"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! Yeah! (Pause) Yeah that-that would’ve been a much simplerNEWLINEproblem"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside Mona’s Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mona? (There’s no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers whereNEWLINEher extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. HeNEWLINElooks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to hisNEWLINEbrain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth toNEWLINEsqueal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses theNEWLINEkey to open the door and enter Mona’s apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt,NEWLINEwhere would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch."}, {"Character":"Mona","Line":"(entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over yourNEWLINEshirt"}, {"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh, it’s okay"}, {"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh, it’s okay"}, {"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh, it’s okay"}, {"Character":"Mona","Line":"No, it’s still wet. Y’know what? Let me get it out before itNEWLINEsets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Ross’s shirt.)"}, {"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt"}, {"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"Oh umm, I-I don’t know if I want to wear a woman’s shirt"}, {"Character":"Mona","Line":"No-no that’s a man’s shirt"}, {"Character":"Mona","Line":"No-no that’s a man’s shirt"}, {"Character":"Mona's Date","Line":"It’s awfully pink. (Ross mouths, It’sNEWLINEsalmon!"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Mr. Zelner’s Office, he’s in a meeting as Joey bursts in.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"May I help you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Chandler, and now Rachel are organizing CDs.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(singing) The sun’ll come out…tomorrow! Bet…yourNEWLINEbottom dollar that tomorrow… (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) …there’llNEWLINEbe sun"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday aboutNEWLINEthat thing with my boss. That really meant a lot"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Not a problem. Oh, and just so you know, that guy’s not going to beNEWLINEbothering you about that baby thing anymore"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(worried) What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Let’s just say I took care of it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Let’s just say I took care of it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa, let’s say more"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Don’t worry! Don’t worry. I just told him, very nicely,NEWLINEYou don’t go buying people’s babies, so back off!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Monica","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Monica","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesn’t want to buy my baby! I made thatNEWLINEup"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! Why?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So that we would have something to talk about! So it wouldn’t beNEWLINEawkward"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you couldn’t think of anything else?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you couldn’t think of anything else?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You said your boss wants to buy your baby?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You said your boss wants to buy your baby?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Joey) I can’t believe that you yelled at my boss!NEWLINEI’m-I’m gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can always sell your baby"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can always sell your baby"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Joey, I can’t believe you brought my boss into this! I’mNEWLINEgonna get fired"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You lied to me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, she told me too! (Points to Monica and Joey glares at her."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler has two copies of Annie"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Chandler has two copies of Annie"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Mr. Zelner’s Office, Rachel is knocking on the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Morning. You wanted to see me"}, {"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"Please, come in. Have a seat. (She does so."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay look Mr. Zelner"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay look Mr. Zelner"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay look Mr. Zelner"}, {"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"Oh I think it’s best that I speak first"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (Motions for him to continue."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. (Motions for him to continue."}, {"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"I’ve asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness toNEWLINEour conversation"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God"}, {"Character":"Mr. Zelner","Line":"If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby…I amNEWLINEsorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did notNEWLINEmean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that INEWLINEunderstand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, as long as we are clear about that. (Exits smugly."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as RachelNEWLINEenters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So? What-what-what happened"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So? What-what-what happened"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s all gonna be okay. They’re just so happy that I’mNEWLINEnot suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as INEWLINEunderstand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any otherNEWLINEchild I should bear"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, Ralph Lauren is really going out of there way to showNEWLINEthey’re not in the baby buying business"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, can you give us a minute"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, can you give us a minute"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, can you give us a minute"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh I’m sorry, you’re kicking me out of my own living room"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll be in there. (Goes into the bedroom."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, I’m really sorry that I lied to you. I was just trying toNEWLINEmake things"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know. I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It kinda worked. I mean y’know, I don’t know about you buy INEWLINEhaven’t thought about our thing since all this"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey you’re right. Yeah, it’s kinda been like us again a littleNEWLINEbit"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know! I miss that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know! I miss that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know! I miss that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah I know! I miss that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too. I mean I…haven’t thought at all about how I put myselfNEWLINEout there and said all that stuff and how you didn’t feel the same way about meNEWLINEand-and how it was really awkward"}, {"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."}, {"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."}, {"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."}, {"Character":"(Awkward silence","Line":"Awkward silence."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"My gynecologist tried to kill me"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Tea Leaves.html"}