{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Chandler","Joey","Ursula","Chandler and Joey","","Woman","Teacher","Ross","Carol","Susan","[Scene ","Helen","Nina","Ross and Susan","Monica","Rachel","Rachel and Chandler","Mr.Heckles","Phoebe","Soothing male voice","[Scene 13","(Joey nods his head","Monica and Rachel"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Rift’s Restaurant, as seen in <i>Mad About You</i>, Joey and Chandler areNEWLINEthere.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"This is unbelievable. It’s been like a half an hour. If this was aNEWLINEcartoon, you’d be looking like a ham right about now"},
				{"Character":"(Ursula Buffay, Phoebe’s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in herNEWLINEinimitable manner","Line":"Ursula Buffay, Phoebe’s identical twin sister, is waiting on tables in herNEWLINEinimitable manner."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"There’s the waitress. Excuse me, Miss. Hello, Miss"},
				{"Character":"(Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is comingNEWLINEfrom","Line":"Ursula spins around looking puzzled, quite unable to tell where the sound is comingNEWLINEfrom."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Hi"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Hi"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Hi"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Hi"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It’s Phoebe! Hi"},
				{"Character":"(Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over","Line":"Ursula notices Joey waving his hand, and comes over."},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hi. Okay, will that be all"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hi. Okay, will that be all"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Hi. Okay, will that be all"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait, wait! Wh-what are you doing here"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, I was over there, then you said, Excuse me, helloNEWLINEMiss, so now I’m here"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no... how come you are working here"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no... how come you are working here"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no... how come you are working here"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Right, yeah, ’cause its close to where I live, and the aprons areNEWLINEreally cute"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can we start over"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah. Okay great. I’m gonna be over here. (She wanders away."},
				{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"},
				{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"},
				{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"},
				{"Character":"Chandler and Joey","Line":"No, no, no"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Lamaze class, several couples and one trio sit on the floor, introducingNEWLINEthemselves to the teacher, who’s got as far as a woman sitting next to Ross, Carol,NEWLINEand Susan.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Woman","Line":"Hi, we’re the Rostins. Err, I’m J.C., and he’s Michael, andNEWLINEwe’re having a boy, and a girl"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good for you. Alrighty, next"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good for you. Alrighty, next"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good for you. Alrighty, next"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, um, I’m err, (has to clear his throat) I’m Ross Geller, and errNEWLINEah... (pats Carol’s bulge) ..that’s, that’s my boy in there, and uh,NEWLINE(points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carol’s,NEWLINEjust, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherentNEWLINEuntil) ..who’s next"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"I’m sorry, I didn’t get... Susan is"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"I’m sorry, I didn’t get... Susan is"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"I’m sorry, I didn’t get... Susan is"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan is Carol’s, Carol’s, Carol’s, friend.."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan is Carol’s, Carol’s, Carol’s, friend.."},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Life partner"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Life partner"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Life partner"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like buddies"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like buddies"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Like buddies"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Like lovers"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Like lovers"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Like lovers"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Like lovers"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know how close women can get"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"You know how close women can get"},
				{"Character":"(The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each otherNEWLINEaffectionately","Line":"The teacher smiles, but her eyebrows go up. Susan and Carol pat each otherNEWLINEaffectionately."},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Susan and I live together"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Susan and I live together"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"Susan and I live together"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Although I was married to her"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Although I was married to her"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, not me"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, not me"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, not me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Err, right"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"It’s a little complicated"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"It’s a little complicated"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"But we’re fine"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"But we’re fine"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"But we’re fine"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Absolutely. (Turns back to the woman next to him.) So, twins... hah!NEWLINEThat’s like two births. (He struggles again.) Ouch"},
				{"Character":"[Scene ","Line":"Chandler's Office, Chandler is working."},
				{"Character":"[Scene ","Line":"Chandler's Office, Chandler is working."},
				{"Character":"(Helen’s buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too","Line":"Helen’s buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And (he imitates the buzzer) to you too, Helen"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And (he imitates the buzzer) to you too, Helen"},
				{"Character":"Helen","Line":"(Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you"},
				{"Character":"Helen","Line":"(Over the intercom) Nina Bookbinder is here to see you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay. Send her in"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay. Send her in"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay. Send her in"},
				{"Character":"(He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophyNEWLINEfrom a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens theNEWLINEdoor","Line":"He hurriedly checks his hair in his computer screen, before taking a sporting trophyNEWLINEfrom a drawer to place ostentatiously on his desk. An attractive young woman opens theNEWLINEdoor."},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Hi"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi, Nina. Come on in"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi, Nina. Come on in"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"You wanted to see me"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"You wanted to see me"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"You wanted to see me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, Yes. Yes. I’ve just been going over your data here, and littleNEWLINEthing, you’ve been post-dating your Friday numbers"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Which is bad, because"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, it throws my WENUS out of whack"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Your... excuse me"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Your... excuse me"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Your... excuse me"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"WENUS. (Coughs) Weekly Estimated Net.."},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Oh, Net Usage Statistics, right. Gotcha, gotcha. Won’t happen again. INEWLINEwouldn’t want to do anything to hurt your... wenus"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have justNEWLINEfinished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins’NEWLINEpretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergencyNEWLINEsurgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi. Sorry I’m late. Where’s, where’s Carol"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. I’ll get theNEWLINEinformation"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both knowNEWLINEwhat’s going on"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No... No... No. I think I should stay, I think we should both knowNEWLINEwhat’s going on"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, good. This’ll be fun"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, good. This’ll be fun"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Oh, good. This’ll be fun"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alrighty. We’re gonna start with some basic third stage breathingNEWLINEexercises, so Mummies, why don’t you get on your back? And... coaches, you should beNEWLINEsupporting Mummy’s head"},
				{"Character":"(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down","Line":"Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down."},
				{"Character":"(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down","Line":"Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down."},
				{"Character":"Ross and Susan","Line":"What? What? What"},
				{"Character":"Ross and Susan","Line":"What? What? What"},
				{"Character":"Ross and Susan","Line":"What? What? What"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I am supposed to be the mommy"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I am supposed to be the mommy"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I’m gonna play my sperm card one more time"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Look, I don’t see why I should have to miss out on the coachingNEWLINEtraining just because I’m a woman"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I see. So what do you propose to do"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I see. So what do you propose to do"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I see. So what do you propose to do"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I will flip you for it"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I will flip you for it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Flip me for it? No, no, no... heads, heads, heads"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"(Triumphantly) On your back... Mom"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"(Triumphantly) On your back... Mom"},
				{"Character":"(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susan’s lap like all theNEWLINEother fathers","Line":"Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susan’s lap like all theNEWLINEother fathers."},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Alright, Mommies, take a nice deep cleansing breath"},
				{"Character":"(Forgetting herself, Susan does the Mommy action with Ross","Line":"Forgetting herself, Susan does the Mommy action with Ross."},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Good. Now imagine your vagina is opening like a flower"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nina? Nina. (He goes around his desk to where she is sitting.) Nina. (InNEWLINEpain) Nina"},
				{"Character":"(She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg","Line":"She sympathetically reaches out to fondle the inner thigh of his left leg."},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"Are you okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that INEWLINEcalled you in here today was, err... please don’t hate me"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"(Taking her hand away) What"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"(Taking her hand away) What"},
				{"Character":"Nina","Line":"(Taking her hand away) What"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Suddenly bright) Would you like to have dinner sometime"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel’s, Phoebe is watching a Spanish versionNEWLINEof The Waltons. At a nearby table sit Monica knitting, Rachel winding a ball of wool, andNEWLINEChandler supplying them both from a skein which is spread between his hands.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television","Line":"Phoebe uses the remote to stop the Spanish by turning off the television."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can’t believe you. You still haven’t told that girl sheNEWLINEdoesn’t have a job yet"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you still haven’t taken down the Christmas lights"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you still haven’t taken down the Christmas lights"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Congratulations, I think you’ve found the world’s thinnestNEWLINEargument"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Congratulations, I think you’ve found the world’s thinnestNEWLINEargument"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m just trying to find the right moment, you know"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, well, that shouldn’t be so hard, now that you’re dating.NEWLINE(Imitating men at their worst) Sweetheart, you’re fired, but how ’bout aNEWLINEquickie before I go to work"},
				{"Character":"(Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag","Line":"Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag."},
				{"Character":"(Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag","Line":"Joey lets himself in, carrying a large paper shopping bag."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel and Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel and Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"(There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered","Line":"There is a loud knocking at the door through which Joey has just entered."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, once you’re inside, you don’t have to knock any more"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, once you’re inside, you don’t have to knock any more"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’ll get it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’ll get it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’ll get it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’ll get it"},
				{"Character":"(She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair toNEWLINEfollow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there","Line":"She rises, dragging Chandler along by the wool. Rachel has to leap over a chair toNEWLINEfollow them. Monica opens the door to find Mr. Heckles standing there."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. Hi, Mr.Heckles"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"You’re doing it again"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"You’re doing it again"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"We’re not doing anything. We’re just sitting around talking,NEWLINEquietly"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can’t sleep"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can’t sleep"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You don’t even have cats"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You don’t even have cats"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You don’t even have cats"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I could have cats"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I could have cats"},
				{"Character":"Mr.Heckles","Line":"I could have cats"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Closing the door) Goodbye Mr.Heckles"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We’ll try to keep it down"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"We’ll try to keep it down"},
				{"Character":"(The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becomingNEWLINEtangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan","Line":"The wool-bound trio returns to the table. Rachel has to rush ahead to avoid becomingNEWLINEtangled. Joey brings the shopping bag over to Phoebe, and takes out a nice cardigan."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe, could you do me a favour? Could you try this on? I just wanna makeNEWLINEsure it fits"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan inNEWLINEher lap) ..oh, this is really.."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, my first birthday present... (delightedly examining the cardigan inNEWLINEher lap) ..oh, this is really.."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, no no no. It’s for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh... Sure, yeah... (disgustedly dropping the cardigan back into the bag)NEWLINE..okay, it fits"},
				{"Character":"(The others have been taking all this in","Line":"The others have been taking all this in."},
				{"Character":"(The others have been taking all this in","Line":"The others have been taking all this in."},
				{"Character":"(The others have been taking all this in","Line":"The others have been taking all this in."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you seein’ her again tonight"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are you seein’ her again tonight"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. Ice Capades"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. Ice Capades"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. Ice Capades"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yep. Ice Capades"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow, this is serious. I’ve never known you to pay money for any kindNEWLINEof capade"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’sNEWLINEuh, somethin’ about her"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know. I like her, you know. She’s different. There’sNEWLINEuh, somethin’ about her"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That you like, (snappily confronting Joey over the heads of the knittingNEWLINEcircle) we get it. You like her. Great"},
				{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
				{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
				{"Character":"(The circle freezes in apprehension","Line":"The circle freezes in apprehension."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, Phoebe, I asked you, and you said it was okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, well, maybe now it’s not okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, well, maybe now it’s not okay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay... Well maybe now I’m not okay with it not being okay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay... Well maybe now I’m not okay with it not being okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"(An embarrassed silence... finally broken b","Line":"An embarrassed silence... finally broken by"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Knit, good woman, knit, knit"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Knit, good woman, knit, knit"},
				{"Character":"(Monica frantically bursts into action as Rachel resumes winding, tanglingNEWLINEChandler’s wool","Line":"Monica frantically bursts into action as Rachel resumes winding, tanglingNEWLINEChandler’s wool."}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Lamaze class, Ross is again on the floor, cradled in Susan’s lap, but nowNEWLINECarol is cradled in his lap, and she has a pretend baby, on her lap. The teacher isNEWLINEshowing her class a video, which is about to end.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Soothing male voice","Line":"..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is theNEWLINEmiracle of birth"},
				{"Character":"Teacher","Line":"Lights please? And that’s having a baby. Next week is our finalNEWLINEclass"},
				{"Character":"(People start getting up. Ross grabs Carol’s doll to hold it upside down like aNEWLINEfootball, slapping it with his other hand","Line":"People start getting up. Ross grabs Carol’s doll to hold it upside down like aNEWLINEfootball, slapping it with his other hand."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Susan, go deep"},
				{"Character":"(Susan just glares back, as Ross’s inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, aNEWLINEbubble is about to burst..","Line":"Susan just glares back, as Ross’s inappropriate joke falls flat. Meanwhile, aNEWLINEbubble is about to burst..."},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"This is impossible. It’s just impossible"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"This is impossible. It’s just impossible"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"What is, honey"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"What that woman... did. I am not doin’ that. It’s justNEWLINEgonna have to stay in, that’s all, everything will be the same, it’ll just stay in"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everything’s gonna be alright"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Carol, honey, shhh, shhh, everything’s gonna be alright"},
				{"Character":"Carol","Line":"(screaming at Ross) Oh, what do you know?&nbsp; No one's going up to you andNEWLINEsaying, Hi, is that your nostril?&nbsp; Mind if we push this <strong>pot roastNEWLINEthrough it</strong>"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath"},
				{"Character":"(Both women gulp in air. Ross looks at his football, then manipulates theNEWLINEhead &amp; limbs back into place, until it resembles what it represents","Line":"Both women gulp in air. Ross looks at his football, then manipulates theNEWLINEhead &amp; limbs back into place, until it resembles what it represents."},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I know it’s frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just oneNEWLINEday, and when it’s over, we’re all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives"},
				{"Character":"(Ross is staring blankly into space","Line":"Ross is staring blankly into space."},
				{"Character":"(Ross is staring blankly into space","Line":"Ross is staring blankly into space."},
				{"Character":"(Ross is staring blankly into space","Line":"Ross is staring blankly into space."},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I mean, that’s what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross"},
				{"Character":"Susan","Line":"I mean, that’s what this is all about, right? Ross? Ross"},
				{"Character":"[Scene 13","Line":"Central Perk, the gang is gathered around Monica comforting her brother, whoNEWLINEin a slight state of shock is cuddling a cushion for security."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m gonna be a father"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m gonna be a father"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m gonna be a father"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is just occurring to you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"This is just occurring to you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I always knew I was havin’ a baby, I just never realised the baby wasNEWLINEhaving me"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(She comforts him too) Oh, you’re gonna be great"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(She comforts him too) Oh, you’re gonna be great"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Aw, how can you say that? I can’t even get Marcel to stop eating theNEWLINEbath mat. How am I gonna raise a kid"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys andNEWLINEbabies are actually different"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that, that monkeys andNEWLINEbabies are actually different"},
				{"Character":"(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave","Line":"Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave."},
				{"Character":"(Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave","Line":"Joey tires of this, so he gets up to leave."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where’re you going"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where’re you going"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Out"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"With"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Spreading his arms wide) Yes"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(Spreading his arms wide) Yes"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, could I just ask you one question"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, could I just ask you one question"},
				{"Character":"(Joey nods his head","Line":"Joey nods his head."},
				{"Character":"(Joey nods his head","Line":"Joey nods his head."},
				{"Character":"(Joey nods his head","Line":"Joey nods his head."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, not that it’s any of your business, but, no, we haven’t,NEWLINEokay"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, not that it’s any of your business, but, no, we haven’t,NEWLINEokay"},
				{"Character":"(Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back","Line":"Joey walks toward the door, then hesitates and turns back."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You meant sex, right"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You meant sex, right"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"You meant sex, right"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend they’re not there","Line":"Phoebe buttons her lip, while the rest of the gang pretend they’re not there."}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel’s, Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are sharing a bowlNEWLINEof popcorn, while Monica carefully reads the instruction manual for her television set.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I ended up telling her everything"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, how’d she take it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, how’d she take it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, how’d she take it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.)NEWLINELittle tip: if you’re ever in a similar situation, never ever leave yourNEWLINEhand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I think I get how to do this"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I think I get how to do this"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, I think I get how to do this"},
				{"Character":"(Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book,NEWLINEbut the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth","Line":"Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book,NEWLINEbut the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, so, can we turn this off? Can we just make it... make them goNEWLINEaway? Because I can’t, I can’t watch"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, they’re gone"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Remotely turning off the television) okay, Pheebs, they’re gone"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you alright"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you alright"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you alright"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. It’s just, you know, it’s this whole stupid UrsulaNEWLINEthing, it’s.."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he’s going out with her. I mean, is itNEWLINEreally so terrible"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, he’s going out with her. I mean, is itNEWLINEreally so terrible"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um, yeah. Look, I mean, I’m not saying she’s like evil orNEWLINEanything. She just, you know, she’s always breaking my stuff. When I wasNEWLINEeight, and I wouldn’t let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under theNEWLINEbus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had aNEWLINEboyfriend who was like your best friend"},
				{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"(Wistfully, shaking their heads) No"},
				{"Character":"Monica and Rachel","Line":"(Wistfully, shaking their heads) No"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, but that’s what he was for me. And she you know, kind of stoleNEWLINEhim away, and then... broke his heart... and then he wouldn’t even talk to meNEWLINEany more. Because he said he didn’t wanna be around... anything that lookedNEWLINElike either one of us"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh... Oh, Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I mean, I know Joey is not my boyfriend, or my thermos, or anything, but.."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re not gonna lose him"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re not gonna lose him"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You’re not gonna lose him"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hon, you gotta talk to Joey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Okay"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, come on, he doesn’t know this stuff. If he knew how you felt"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But he’s falling in love with her"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But he’s falling in love with her"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But he’s falling in love with her"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh please, they’ve been going out a week. They haven’t even sleptNEWLINEtogether yet, I mean, that’s not serious"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay... Okay"},
				{"Character":"(Monica and Ross indicate that they mean right now","Line":"Monica and Ross indicate that they mean right now."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, oh"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’sNEWLINEapartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead herNEWLINEidentical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts","Line":"Phoebe gets up and walks across the hallway, but the door to Chandler and Joey’sNEWLINEapartment is shut. She knocks, and anxiously waits for Joey to come, but instead herNEWLINEidentical twin sister emerges wearing one of Joey’s shirts."},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"(Surprised) Oh"},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe reels back in shock, while Ursula defiantly leans against the doorpost asNEWLINEthough she owns the place","Line":"Phoebe reels back in shock, while Ursula defiantly leans against the doorpost asNEWLINEthough she owns the place."},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, may we help you"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, may we help you"},
				{"Character":"Ursula","Line":"Yeah, um, may we help you"}]
			}
		}
	},
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