{"Content":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Chandler","Monica","Ross","Rachel","Wendy",""], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica & Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there. Phoebe recites
NEWLINE the last verse of The Night Before Christmas, written in 1822
NEWLINE by Clement Clarke Moore (1779-1863), to Joey.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;
NEWLINE and away they all flew like the down of a thistle;
NEWLINE but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
NEWLINE Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(smiling) Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(smiling) Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're really not coming back"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're really not coming back"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by
NEWLINE the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, who does"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is singing her holiday song.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some
NEWLINE very important people to me"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out
NEWLINE their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of
NEWLINE motor oil.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, these are for you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wiper blades. I don't even have a car"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, Pheebs, your turn"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, Pheebs, your turn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I
NEWLINE was getting gas"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guuuyys"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guuuyys"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You got me a cola drink"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You got me a cola drink"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And, a lemon lime"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you
NEWLINE another sweater"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And last but not least"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And last but not least"}, {"Character":"(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms","Line":"Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They're ribbed for *your* pleasure"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They're ribbed for *your* pleasure"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Back in the conference room in Tulsa.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your
NEWLINE familys. It's bad enough that we're working new year's eve"}, {"Character":"(All others are looking up, surprise","Line":"All others are looking up, surprised"}, {"Character":"Did I not tell *anyone* about new year's eve? -- Alright, look,
NEWLINE go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! G","Line":"id I not tell *anyone* about new year's eve? -- Alright, look,
NEWLINE go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go"}, {"Character":"(All are leaving, wishing each other a merry Christmas, peace
NEWLINE on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays","Line":"All are leaving, wishing each other a merry Christmas, peace
NEWLINE on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door,
NEWLINE turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Naah... I couldn't leave you alone"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Naah... I couldn't leave you alone"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Naah... I couldn't leave you alone"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. Thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. Thanks"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs
NEWLINE clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking
NEWLINE for that ham"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade
NEWLINE Wendy", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still
NEWLINE keeps her grip on his tie."}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"(laughs) ...Missy"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"(laughs) ...Missy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ...
NEWLINE (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"You are to me... (She gets closer again, putting her arms around
NEWLINE his waist/chest."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several
NEWLINE steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger."}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm *happily* married"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Oh. What's *that* like"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Oh. What's *that* like"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right. So, I'm sorry.."}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was
NEWLINE ... happy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know.
NEWLINE She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case:
NEWLINE right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and
NEWLINE smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass.
NEWLINE Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery
NEWLINE aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing
NEWLINE is ever gonna happen between us"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have
NEWLINE is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not
NEWLINE just goof around with him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing
NEWLINE around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical
NEWLINE definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and
NEWLINE have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But
NEWLINE if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at
NEWLINE me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary.
NEWLINE I am *so* bad at this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think you're better than you think you are"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think you're better than you think you are"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really? Okay, so.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting) Know when to stop"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts
NEWLINE to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the
NEWLINE wedding book as Monica enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask
NEWLINE you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you
NEWLINE work, you work really hard for that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Eh, you work for that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should
NEWLINE spend all of the money on the wedding"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I
NEWLINE told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if
NEWLINE having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's
NEWLINE what we're gonna do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what
NEWLINE about our, what about the future and stuff"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two
NEWLINE kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get
NEWLINE to go to college"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You thought about that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You thought about that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You thought about that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How many kids were we gonna have"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What else did you think about"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What else did you think about"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place
NEWLINE outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their
NEWLINE bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell
NEWLINE on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through
NEWLINE the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over
NEWLINE the garage where Joey could grow old"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure you do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You sure"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You sure"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I love you so much"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I love you. (They kiss."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I love you. (They kiss."}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Mondler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting
NEWLINE on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks
NEWLINE down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the
NEWLINE offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just
NEWLINE realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of
NEWLINE the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to
NEWLINE Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy
NEWLINE yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//the one with christmast in tulsa.html"}