{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where They're Gonna PARTY!.html":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Joey","Rachel","Joanna","Mr. Posner","Mrs. Lynch","Allesandro","Joey and Ross","","Chandler and Ross","Gunther","(paus","Sophie"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they\nbought for the catering business. It’s an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman\nriding on a dragon painted on the side of it.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands\nover their eyes."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Our eyes are closed and we’re about to cross the street. Very\ngood"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okayyyyy, open up!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okayyyyy, open up!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okayyyyy, open up!"}, {"Character":"(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van","Line":"They open their eyes and are stunned at the van."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin'\nvan"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, it’s for our catering business"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, it’s for our catering business"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think I know that girl"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think I know that girl"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a\nbaguette."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And also, we don’t know what to do with this. (She turns on a\nswitch and the girl’s nipples light up."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, I definitely know her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, I definitely know her"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as\nJoanna walks in.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something.\nThere’s an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committee is meeting people\nall day and"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you can’t stay my assistant\nforever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"God, I am so glad you don’t have a problem with this, because if\nyou did, I wouldn’t even consider applying"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting) And that’s I’m so glad… there’s no\nproblem"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"That’s fine, actually I’m on the hiring committee, so\nthere’ll be at least one friendly face"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! That’s great"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! That’s great"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! That’s great"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest\nguy to get that job"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you\nworry, I’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy\nto get that job. Although, I might need some convincing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I, umm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I, umm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I, umm"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Kidding! God, I feel wild today"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Bloomingdale’s, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch,\nand Joanna the hiring committee.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Mr. Posner","Line":"You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what\nI see here about implementing a new filing system"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put\non all the folders? (to the committee) It certainly did brighten up the inside of the\nfiling cabinets."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, they uh, they-they do more than that"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I notice that you’ve been trusted with a lot of rather\nimportant responsibilities"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel\nfor me. It’s amazing how she gets it right almost every time"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh yes, well there’s the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can\ncarry two things at once"}, {"Character":"Mr. Posner","Line":"Yes, that’s very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is\ncultivating personal relationships, especially with designers"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I realize that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I realize that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I realize that"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(interrupting) And Rachel shouldn’t have any problem with that. The\nonly problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love working with designers"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love working with designers"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"With them, under them, what’s the difference? Eh, Rach"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"(entering) I want a retraction! Our food is not\ninedible swill"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I couldn’t eat it! I had five friends who couldn’t eat it, and\none of them eats books"}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Well our service is not grossly incompetent"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants"}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, which we\ndo not"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food\nand that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should\nserve it with vodka and a piece of celery."}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious"}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes\ngood?! Where are you even from"}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"(shyly) Lebanon"}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"(shyly) Lebanon"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hand me those tomatoes, I’m gonna show you what it should taste\nlike! Come on, hand me them"}, {"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"How long is this gonna take? ‘Cause I got another critic to go\nyell at"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought you’d be out partying\nwith Gandel-worf"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s Gandolf, and he’s not coming"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you’ve been sittin’ around here all mornin’"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! I balanced my checkbook."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! I balanced my checkbook."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can’t believe he didn’t come"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can’t believe he didn’t come"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So what if he didn’t come! We can still go out and party ourselves"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh-no, y’know with Gandolf we’d be out all\nnight"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah! We’d meet, we’d meet total strangers, and hang out with\nthem"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah! We’d meet, we’d meet total strangers, and hang out with\nthem"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we could do that!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we could do that!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"There’s other stuff too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"We’ll do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want\nto party with us, dude! Come on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s not like we don’t know how to party!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! All right? Let’s go"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! All right? Let’s go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!!"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!!"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were\nlicking your face"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, those were seals, man"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party\ntour.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, so we’ll get a little coffee, and get energized, and\nwe’ll head back out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, all right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, all right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, we’re having fun, right"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"We don’t need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to\nsome strangers, and uh, after this, we’ll head down to the docks and see about that\nboat thing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m kinda beat"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m kinda beat"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m kinda beat"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, me too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, me too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you serious?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you serious?"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank God! I’m exhausted"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"So you guys want coffees"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"So you guys want coffees"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but uh, I don’t want to be up too late, so uh, I’ll have a\ndecaf."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, me too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I\nstrained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can’t hear a word you’re saying, my ears are ringing so bad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, y’know? I used\nthem as mittens, I didn’t want to touch a thing in that last place"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"(paus","Line":"pause"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"How sad are we"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what? We’re not sad, we’re not sad, we’re\njust not 21 anymore. Y’know? I’m 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a\ncomfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my\nfriends"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"We’re 29, we’re not women"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"We’re 29, we’re not women"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her\nnew office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joanna’s office, carrying a box.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"Oh my goodness! You haven’t heard"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Heard what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Heard what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Heard what"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"Joanna passed away last night"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! How?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! How?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! How?"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, God. Oh, God. (gets worried) Oh God"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I didn’t realize that she was so close"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an\nemotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any\npaperwork your way before… it happened"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few\nseconds later"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes-yes, just a few seconds and she’d still be with us—nothing\nabout an assistant buyer"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes-yes, just a few seconds and she’d still be with us—nothing\nabout an assistant buyer"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"(starting to cry) No, I’m sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as\nSophie arrives."}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"(happily) Good morning"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"(happily) Good morning"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Sophie, I guess you didn’t hear about Joanna"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"I sure did! (smiles"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"I sure did! (smiles"}] } } } }