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"Cast":["Phoebe","Monica","Chandler","Ross","Joey","Rachel","Joanna","Mr. Posner","Mrs. Lynch","Allesandro","Joey and Ross","","Chandler and Ross","Gunther","(paus","Sophie"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they\nbought for the catering business. It’s an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman\nriding on a dragon painted on the side of it.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Come on, no peeking! (They are leading the gang out with there hands\nover their eyes."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Our eyes are closed and we’re about to cross the street. Very\ngood"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okayyyyy, open up!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okayyyyy, open up!"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okayyyyy, open up!"},
{"Character":"(They open their eyes and are stunned at the van","Line":"They open their eyes and are stunned at the van."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin'\nvan"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, it’s for our catering business"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, it’s for our catering business"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think I know that girl"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I think I know that girl"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, umm, we’re not gonna really keep it this way though"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, we’re gonna paint over the sword, and replace it with a\nbaguette."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And also, we don’t know what to do with this. (She turns on a\nswitch and the girl’s nipples light up."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, I definitely know her"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah, I definitely know her"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office, Rachel and Sophie are sitting at their desks working as\nJoanna walks in.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something.\nThere’s an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(interrupting) Okay, but that would actually be a big step down for me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, actually, I meant for me. The hiring committee is meeting people\nall day and"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh. Well, I wish I could say no, but you can’t stay my assistant\nforever. Neither can you Sophie, but for different reasons"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"God, I am so glad you don’t have a problem with this, because if\nyou did, I wouldn’t even consider applying"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Really? Well, in that case"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(interrupting) And that’s I’m so glad… there’s no\nproblem"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"That’s fine, actually I’m on the hiring committee, so\nthere’ll be at least one friendly face"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! That’s great"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! That’s great"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh! That’s great"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"You know, Junior Miss is where I started. Oh, I had to sleep with the ugliest\nguy to get that job"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"No-ho-ho! (pause) Yeah. (pause) I mean, no-no-no-no-no, don’t you\nworry, I’m sure with your qualifications you won’t need to sleep with some guy\nto get that job. Although, I might need some convincing"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I, umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I, umm"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I, umm"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Kidding! God, I feel wild today"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Bloomingdale’s, Rachel is meeting with Mr. Posner, Mrs. Lynch,\nand Joanna the hiring committee.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Mr. Posner","Line":"You have a very impressive resume, Ms. Green. I especially like what\nI see here about implementing a new filing system"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Filing system? Oh-oh! You mean those-those little colored labels you put\non all the folders? (to the committee) It certainly did brighten up the inside of the\nfiling cabinets."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, they uh, they-they do more than that"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I notice that you’ve been trusted with a lot of rather\nimportant responsibilities"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, Joanna really has been an incredible mentor to me"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh. And Rachel has been really incredible in getting my morning bagel\nfor me. It’s amazing how she gets it right almost every time"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I-I-I of course, I have more responsibilities than that"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Oh yes, well there’s the coffee too. (to the committee) Rachel can\ncarry two things at once"},
{"Character":"Mr. Posner","Line":"Yes, that’s very good. Now a uh, big part of this job is\ncultivating personal relationships, especially with designers"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I realize that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I realize that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, I realize that"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(interrupting) And Rachel shouldn’t have any problem with that. The\nonly problem might be getting a little too friendly, if you know what I mean"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love working with designers"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I love working with designers"},
{"Character":"Joanna","Line":"With them, under them, what’s the difference? Eh, Rach"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, continued from earlier.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"(entering) I want a retraction! Our food is not\ninedible swill"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I couldn’t eat it! I had five friends who couldn’t eat it, and\none of them eats books"},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Well our service is not grossly incompetent"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"The waiter carried the breadsticks in his pants"},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Well, you said that we except the Discover Card, which we\ndo not"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, that I’ll retract. But I stand by my review, I know food\nand that wasn’t it. You’re marinara sauce tasted like tomato juice! You should\nserve it with vodka and a piece of celery."},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious"},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"Hey! I’m proud of that sauce, it’s delicious"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God! You own an Italian restaurant and you think that tastes\ngood?! Where are you even from"},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"(shyly) Lebanon"},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"(shyly) Lebanon"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hand me those tomatoes, I’m gonna show you what it should taste\nlike! Come on, hand me them"},
{"Character":"Allesandro","Line":"How long is this gonna take? ‘Cause I got another critic to go\nyell at"}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! What are you guys doing here? I thought you’d be out partying\nwith Gandel-worf"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s Gandolf, and he’s not coming"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So you’ve been sittin’ around here all mornin’"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! I balanced my checkbook."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! I balanced my checkbook."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, and I-I gave first names to all of the foosball players"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can’t believe he didn’t come"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can’t believe he didn’t come"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So what if he didn’t come! We can still go out and party ourselves"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh-no, y’know with Gandolf we’d be out all\nnight"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah! We’d meet, we’d meet total strangers, and hang out with\nthem"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah! We’d meet, we’d meet total strangers, and hang out with\nthem"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we could do that!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we could do that!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There’s other stuff too"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"We’ll do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want\nto party with us, dude! Come on"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah!!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It’s not like we don’t know how to party!"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! All right? Let’s go"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! All right? Let’s go"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And may-maybe we could end up on a boat again"},
{"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!!"},
{"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!!"},
{"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah!!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right!"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Chandler) Hey-hey-hey, when uh, when were we on a boat"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Remember that really cold morning, you woke up and those dogs were\nlicking your face"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, those were seals, man"}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Joey, Ross, and Chandler are making a pit stop on their party\ntour.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, so we’ll get a little coffee, and get energized, and\nwe’ll head back out"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, all right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, all right"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, we’re having fun, right"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"We don’t need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to\nsome strangers, and uh, after this, we’ll head down to the docks and see about that\nboat thing"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m kinda beat"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m kinda beat"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m kinda beat"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, me too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, me too"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Are you serious?"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank God! I’m exhausted"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"So you guys want coffees"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"So you guys want coffees"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but uh, I don’t want to be up too late, so uh, I’ll have a\ndecaf."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, me too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, me too"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, me too"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I\nstrained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I can’t hear a word you’re saying, my ears are ringing so bad"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m just glad I brought that extra pair of socks, y’know? I used\nthem as mittens, I didn’t want to touch a thing in that last place"},
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{"Character":"Ross","Line":"How sad are we"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I know"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I know"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know what? We’re not sad, we’re not sad, we’re\njust not 21 anymore. Y’know? I’m 29 years old, damnit! And I want to sit in a\ncomfortable chair, and watch television and go to bed at a reasonable hour"},
{"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! And I like to hang out in a quiet place where I can talk to my\nfriends"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler and Ross","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"We’re 29, we’re not women"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"We’re 29, we’re not women"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office, she is coming in for the day carrying a picture for her\nnew office. Mrs. Lynch is coming out of Joanna’s office, carrying a box.",
"lines":[
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, hi Mrs. Lynch! Is Joanna in already"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"Oh my goodness! You haven’t heard"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Heard what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Heard what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Heard what"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"Joanna passed away last night"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! How?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! How?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! How?"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"Well, she was leaving work and she was hit by a cab"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Oh, I cannot believe it"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, God. Oh, God. (gets worried) Oh God"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"I didn’t realize that she was so close"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes, so close. Mrs. Lynch, I know that this is an\nemotional and difficult time, for all of us. But by any chance did Joanna send any\npaperwork your way before… it happened"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"No. Nothing. Imagine, if she had just stepped off that curb a few\nseconds later"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes-yes, just a few seconds and she’d still be with us—nothing\nabout an assistant buyer"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes-yes, just a few seconds and she’d still be with us—nothing\nabout an assistant buyer"},
{"Character":"Mrs. Lynch","Line":"(starting to cry) No, I’m sorry. I have to go. (She leaves as\nSophie arrives."},
{"Character":"Sophie","Line":"(happily) Good morning"},
{"Character":"Sophie","Line":"(happily) Good morning"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Sophie, I guess you didn’t hear about Joanna"},
{"Character":"Sophie","Line":"I sure did! (smiles"},
{"Character":"Sophie","Line":"I sure did! (smiles"}]
}
}
}
}