{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Underdog Gets Away.html":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Terry","Ross","Susan","Joey","Girl","Chandler","Carol","(Susan enters"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is confronting her boss, Terry.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was\nwondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary"}, {"Character":"Terry","Line":"An advance"}, {"Character":"Terry","Line":"An advance"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we\ngo skiing in Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the\nwhole independence thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job"}, {"Character":"Terry","Line":"Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really,\nreally awful"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm\ntrying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee?\n(everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, is uh, is Carol here"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"No, she's at a faculty meeting"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan:\nCome in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to\nthe museum"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What's it look like"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What's it look like"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What's it look like"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What's it look like"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Kinda like a big face without skin"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok. (browsing the apartment) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about\nbein' a lesbian"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you\ndo it."}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you\ndo it."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Actually, I'm reading it to the baby"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're...\ncrazy"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Do you uh, do you talk about me"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Yeah, yeah, all the time"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Yeah, yeah, all the time"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The subway, Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting. He goes up to her.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> We did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy.\n(pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Yeah, right"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Yeah, right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Get out"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Get out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Really? You don't know what that means to me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> (provocatively) Nothing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Yeah. (she gets up, notices something behind Joey) Oh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's wrong"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's wrong"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's wrong"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's wrong"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What's wrong"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> I just remembered, I have to do something"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. What"}, {"Character":"Girl","Line":"/strong> Um, leave"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait, wait, wait"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait, wait, wait"}, {"Character":"(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says","Line":"What\nMario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are\nshown with the poster displayed all over New York City."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Set another place for Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Tonight, on a very special Blossom"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Carol and Susan's, Ross is preparing to talk to her belly.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Anytime you're ready"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I\ntalking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain\nacoustical advantage, but.."}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Just aim for the bump"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Just aim for the bump"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this\nis too weird. I feel stupid"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan\ndoes it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major, you gotta pick a major.\nSo, on a dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's\nface it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok"}, {"Character":"(Susan enters","Line":"Susan enters."}, {"Character":"(Susan enters","Line":"Susan enters."}, {"Character":"(Susan enters","Line":"Susan enters."}, {"Character":"(Susan enters","Line":"Susan enters."}, {"Character":"(Susan enters","Line":"Susan enters."}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Hi, how's it goin"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest\nlooks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I did"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I did"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I did"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I did"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I did"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"I did"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Does it always, uh--"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"No, no that was the first"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"No, no that was the first"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"Keep singing! Keep singing"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When\nyou come out I'll buy you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"I felt it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"I felt it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"I felt it"}, {"Character":"Susan","Line":"I felt it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(singin) Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" The Subway, Joey sees his poster and he peels off the caption on his poster,\nrevealing more posters underneath. The captions read, as follows:
\n\n\n\n\n\n\nBladder Control Problem
\n
\n Stop Wife Beating
\n Hemorrhoids?
\n Winner of 3 Tony Awards...
He's finally happy with that and walks away.", "lines":] } } } }