{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey’s Award.html":{ "Cast":["Joey","Phoebe","Monica","Rachel","The Cute Guy","","Jake","Chandler","Announcer","Lewis","Ross","(Ross glares at him","Jessica Ashley","(The enter","Morse"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the\nphone with my agent"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! (Joey looks at her.) I’m sorry, too soon. You go"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Good for you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Good for you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Congratulations! Wow! I can’t believe you’re nominated for an Emmy"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh Soap Opera Digest award"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! I’m up for a Soapie"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! I’m up for a Soapie"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey? Is that something you’re making up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, no, no! It’s real! And it has been since 1998. (Rachel returns\nfrom the bathroom.) Hey Rach! Rach! I’m up for a Soapie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(gasps) Oh my God! Oh my God!! That is like the third most prestigious\nsoap opera award there is"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who I’m taking to the awards.\n(Points to Rachel."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thank you! Well, I guess now I know who I’m taking to the awards.\n(Points to Rachel."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, stop that! Don’t kid about that! (Gasps) Will all the stars be\nthere"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Many are scheduled to appear"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Many are scheduled to appear"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Oh my God! I can’t go! I’m gonna be too nervous"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to Joey) Okay, I’ll go"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to Joey) Okay, I’ll go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No!! You are getting married! This is all I have"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are drinking coffee and Phoebe notices a cute\nguy checking them out.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! That guy at the counter is totally checking you out"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? (Looks.) My God, he’s really cute"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Go for it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Go for it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Go for it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, I’m engaged"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, I’m engaged"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m just saying, get his number just in case. But no: Chandler is in\nan accident and can’t perform sexually and he would want you to take a lover to\nsatisfy the needs that he can no longer fulfill"}, {"Character":"The Cute Guy","Line":"(To Monica) Hi"}, {"Character":"The Cute Guy","Line":"(To Monica) Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Op, can I just tell you something? Very flattered but umm, I’m\nengaged. (Points to her ring."}, {"Character":"The Cute Guy","Line":"Wow! Uh, this is kind of embarrassing. I was actually coming over to\ntalk to your friend"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well you should be embarrassed. (Leaves."}, {"Character":"The Cute Guy","Line":"(To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you"}, {"Character":"The Cute Guy","Line":"(To Phoebe) I thought you knew I was looking at you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I did, but that was really fun"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica’s Restaurant Kitchen, she’s cooking as Phoebe enters.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! How’d your date go with Jake"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, great! We couldn’t keep our eyes off each other all night and\nthen every once and a while y’know, he’d kinda lean over and stroke my hair and\ntouch my neck. (Does that to Monica."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, stop it Phoebe, you’re getting me all tingly"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(laughs) All I could think of was y’know, \"Is he gonna kiss\nme? Is he gonna kiss me?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"And did he"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"And did he"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"And did he"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’m a lady Monica, I don’t kiss and tell. But this hickey\nspeaks for itself. (She starts to open up her blouse."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay-okay, I got it. I got it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay-okay, I got it. I got it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I just like him so much that I just feel like I’ve had 10 drinks\ntoday and I’ve only had six"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I haven’t had that feeling since I first started going out with\nChandler. Wow, I’m never gonna have that feeling again, am I"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You sound like a guy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You sound like a guy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You sound like a guy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, a guy would be saying, \"I’m never gonna get to sleep with\nanyone else.\" Oh my God! I’m never gonna get to sleep with anyone else!\nI’ve been so busy planning the wedding that I forgot about all the things that\nI’d be giving up! I mean, I…I’m never gonna have a first kiss again"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’ll have a last kiss"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You’ll have a last kiss"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is saying good-bye to her boyfriend Jake at the door to\nCentral Perk.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Jake","Line":"Bye Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay bye. (They kiss."}, {"Character":"Jake","Line":"All right. Bye. (Backs out the door."}, {"Character":"Jake","Line":"All right. Bye. (Backs out the door."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye\nat the door so as not to flaunt our new love"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, it’s okay. You don’t have to tip toe around me.\nI-I’ve been thinking about it and umm, y’know what? I’m okay about not\nhaving that new relationship feeling"}, {"Character":"Jake","Line":"(yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(yelling back) I miss you too!!!! (He walks away."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"See? That’s what I mean. I mean that, that’s great! But\nI wouldn’t trade in what I have for that. I mean I’m gonna be with Chandler for\nthe rest of my life, and that’s what makes me happy. (Chandler approaches.) Hey\nsweetie, come here! Come sit down. Hey Phoebe and I were just talking about how our\nrelationship is deep and meaningful. It really is, don’t you think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh totally! (Holds up his finger.) Pull my finger"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh totally! (Holds up his finger.) Pull my finger"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The 2001 Soapie Awards, the announcer is introducing the next presenter.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Announcer","Line":"Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani\nfrom Days of Our Lives. (Applause as Joey angrily walks to the podium and eyes the\ntrophy."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(angrily and monotone) Any one of the brilliant actresses nominated for\nthis award tonight deserves to take it home. Unfortunately only one can. (Shakes his head\nin disgust.) The nominees for Best Supporting Actress are: from Passions: Erin Goff.\n(There is applause, which Joey disgustedly waits to die out.) From One Life to Live:\nMary Loren Bishop (They start to applaud again, but Joey interrupts in with the rest of\nthe nominees), from All My Children: Sarah McCann, and from Days of Our Lives:\nJessica Ashley. And the winner is…(Opens the envelope)…Jessica Ashley from Days\nof Our Lives. (Applause) Uh, unfortunately Jessica couldn’t be with us tonight, so\nI’ll be accepting this award on her behalf. (Realizes something) And I’m sure\nthat Jessica would like to thank my parents who always believed in me. She’d also\nlike to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe, and Rachel, who’s\nsittin’ right there! (Points at Rachel.) (The music starts and his microphone is\nturned off; this angers Joey again and he disgustedly exits."}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross’s Classroom, he is writing on the board and Alan is coming in to see\nhim.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"Professor Geller"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(turning towards him) Yes Mr. Lewis, how can I help you"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"I know I didn’t do well on my midterms and stuff but, I was kinda\nhoping you could change my grade"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And why exactly would I do that? (Goes back to writing on the board."}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"Because I’m in love with you"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"Because I’m in love with you"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"Because I’m in love with you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(turning around and dragging the chalk down the board) What?"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"Yeah, I’m all…in love with you and stuff. So could you change\nmy grade"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"Well why not? You changed Ned’s grade"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well that’s different! Okay? Because he, he was actually in love with\nme"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"No he’s not! He’s totally yanking your chain! He’s done\nthis with three other teachers"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"He’s got a girlfriend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I can’t believe someone would do that for a grade"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"I know! It’s awful. I love you"}, {"Character":"Lewis","Line":"I know! It’s awful. I love you"}, {"Character":"(Ross glares at him","Line":"Ross glares at him."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Silvercup Studios, Joey and Rachel are there to give Jessica her award.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I cannot believe I’m gonna meet Jessica Ashley"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay wait-wait p-please be cool! Okay? I work with this woman"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, I’m totally cool! (She coolly knocks on the door"}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"Come in"}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"Come in"}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"Come in"}, {"Character":"(The enter","Line":"The enter."}, {"Character":"(The enter","Line":"The enter."}, {"Character":"(The enter","Line":"The enter."}, {"Character":"(The enter","Line":"The enter."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Jessica"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Jessica"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(coolly) Hey Jess"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah, this is my friend Rachel"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ah, this is my friend Rachel"}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"‘Sup? (Joey glares at her."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh listen, here’s your Soapie. I accepted it for ya. (Hands it to\nher."}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"(shocked) Oh my God! I won! Do you have any idea what this\nmeans?! (She rolls her eyes and throws it onto the couch."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, that-that-that’s it? You’re gonna, you’re gonna put\nit on your shelf or anything"}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if you’ll\nexcuse me. (She exits."}, {"Character":"Jessica Ashley","Line":"No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if you’ll\nexcuse me. (She exits."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To Rachel) Take it back"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Absolutely"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y-y-yeah! (As they start to leave, Rachel pauses and steals a vase with\nflowers in it.) Yeah you do. (They exit."}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross’s classroom, he has just finished his lecture and the students are\nfiling out.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh Mr. Morse, can I speak to you for a moment"}, {"Character":"Morse","Line":"(walking up) That was a great lecture today. Did you get a little hair\ncut"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh-hmm, yeah-yeah do you like it? Do-do you looove it? I just want you to\nknow that I’m changing your grade back"}, {"Character":"Morse","Line":"What?! Why"}, {"Character":"Morse","Line":"What?! Why"}, {"Character":"Morse","Line":"What?! Why"}, {"Character":"Morse","Line":"What?! Why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"‘Cause I know what you’re trying to pull here. Okay? It’s\nnot gonna work"}, {"Character":"Morse","Line":"I’m not trying to pull anything. Look, I love you dude"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y’know what? I-I’m not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This\nlittle thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay—(Ned looks\nshocked)—Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me\nfeel, Ned?! You used me! You don’t love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to\nmake a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor\nFredrickson, I’ll be right with you. (To Ned) Don’t make this worse and\nI’ll give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave."}] } } } }