{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Cooking Class.html":{ "Cast":["Ross","Phoebe","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Rachel","All","Katie","","The Interviewer","(They enter","The Acting Teacher"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a huge\nstack of newspapers.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the\ntable."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well that’s no way to sell newspapers. Why don’t you try,\n\"Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They all\ngasp.) I didn’t want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought all\nthe copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Man, this is bad! And I’ve had my share of bad reviews. I still\nremember my first good one though. (Quoting) \"Everything else in this production of Our\nTown was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(seeing the stack of newspapers) Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers!\nIt must be a good review! Is it great?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(reading) Oh dear God"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What about the rest of Manhattan?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What about the rest of Manhattan?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, they all know"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, they all know"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, this is horrible"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m so sorry"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m so sorry"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m so sorry"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m so humiliated"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m so humiliated"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah but y’know what they say Mon, \"There’s no such thing\nas bad press."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don’t think that umm, (reading) \"The chef’s Mahi Mahi\nwas awful awful,\" is bad press"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is he right? Am I really—Am I awful"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And I’m not just saying\nthis because I’m your friend, I’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s the\ntruth. You’re food is abysmal"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on.
\n\nJoey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I can’t remember. Did we say we were gonna\nmeet here or at the movies?
\n\nMonica: We said at the movies, but…
\n\nJoey: Okay, I’ll see you there. (Starts to leave)
\n\nMonica: Joey! (He returns) Now that you’re here…
\n\nJoey: Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) What\nuh—How come you’re not going?
\n\nChandler: I have a job interview I have to get ready for.
\n\nJoey: I thought you already have a job.
\n\nChandler: And people say you don’t pay attention. No, this is a much better\njob. It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statistical\nfactoring for other companies.
\n\nJoey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
\n\nChandler: That’s what I do now.
\n\nMonica: Hey Joey, come taste this.
\n\nJoey: What is it?
\n\nMonica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… (Feeds him a\nspoonful of what she’s cooking.) I’m getting my revenge!
\n\nJoey: You cooked him?
\n\nMonica: No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so before\nwe go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, I\ncannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! "Restaurant reviewer admits:\nI was wrong about Monica."
\n\nChandler: The front page? You really do live in your own little world,\ndon’t ya?
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