{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Dollhouse.html":{ "Cast":["Chandler","Joey","Monica","Phoebe","Ross","All","","Rachel","Ross and Rachel","[A phone rings","The Director","Kate","[They resume rehearsing","Lauren","Joanna","Sophie"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey are there.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait a minute, wait. You’re telling me this actress person is the\nonly woman you ever wanted who didn’t want you back?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Oh my God! (to Chandler) Is this what it’s like to be you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow, you’re really crazy about her, huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow, you’re really crazy about her, huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss\nher and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like\nsomebody’s ripping out my heart"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, it’s so great to see you feeling like this"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Monica, uh Dad called this morning and ah, Aunt Silvia passed away"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes!! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We were all pretty shaken up about it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, am I missing something though? ‘Cause I thought death was\nsomething that’s supposed to be sad, in a way"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well ah, Aunt Silvia was, well not a nice person"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, she was a cruel, cranky, old bitch! (Ross gives her a look) (to\nRoss) And I’m sorry she died. Did Dad say I get the dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You get the dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You get the dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I get the dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I get the dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, a house for dolls, that is so cool! When I was kid, I had a barrel"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, just a barrel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know what, you can play with my dollhouse"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?! Really?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?! Really?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?! Really?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Any time you want. Y'know, when I was younger, all I wanted to do was to\nplay with this dollhouse, but no!! It was to be looked at, but never played with"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"My Grandmother used to say that exact same thing to me"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica is showing off her new dollhouse. It’s a huge\ndollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look at it! Ohhh! Wallpaper’s a little faded, that’s okay.\nCarpet’s a little loose. Hardwood floors!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Ooh! Oh Monica! It’s so beautiful"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know!!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know!!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know!!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know!!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, I’m here, ready to play"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I brought a bunch of stuff for the house, so check it out. Ha-ha. (She\nremoves this large ceramic dog that comes up to the second floor and places it next to the\nhouse."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That’s a dog, every house should have a dog"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Not one that can pee on the roof"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Not one that can pee on the roof"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, maybe it’s so big because the house was built on radioactive\nwaste"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(holding a tissue) And is this in case the house sneezes"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no, that’s the ghost for the attic"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t want a ghost"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t want a ghost"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, nobody wants a ghost. But you’ve got one, because the house\nis sitting on an ancient Indian burial ground"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait a minute, the house was built on radioactive waste, and an ancient\nIndian burial ground? That would never happen"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, obviously you don’t know much about the U.S. government"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I need to talk to you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure, what’s up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sure, what’s up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, sorry. I meant Chandler"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I-I know. Well if something comes up... (walks away"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, my boss, Joanna, when you left, she started asking questions about\nyou.."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin’\nout the Chan-Chan man"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you\ninterested at all"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(looks at him) That was (pause) surreal. Okay, what do think? Are you\ninterested at all"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, she seemed cool, attractive. I’ll do it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh thank you, Chandler, this is so great, she’s gonna love me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(holding a dinosaur) Okay, dinosaur attack!! Quick, everybody into the\nhouse!! Ahh-ahh! (the dinosaur starts attacking the house. She starts to bark like a dog.)\nRoof! Rrroof-roof-roof"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, Phoebe, y'know what? That-that’s it, that’s it, all\nright? No dinosaurs, no ghosts, no giant dogs, okay? They’re not the right size,\nthey’re not Victorian, and they just don’t go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, (starts to pack up her stuff) fine. Come dinosaur, we’re not\nwelcome in the house of no imagination"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, Pheebs, while we’re hovering around the subject. I just have to\nsay dinosaurs, they-they don’t go, rrroof"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The little ones do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The little ones do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The little ones do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The little ones do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The little ones do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The little ones do"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made\nherself.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey!"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Look everybody, look at my new dollhouse!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wow!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Look, look! (She lifts up the roof, and the front panel falls revealing\nthe interior."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, what’s this?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, what’s this?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, okay, it’s the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. (She slides\na doll down the slide"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s very interesting, Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s very interesting, Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What’s this"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"The Licorice Room, you can eat all the furniture. And, when guests come\nover, they can stay on the tootsie roll-away bed"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is the coolest house ever!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is the coolest house ever!"}, {"Character":"(Monica is looking on with a hurt expression on her face","Line":"Monica is looking on with a hurt expression on her face."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, does anybody want to join me in the aroma room? (lights some\nincense"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Watch, watch. (She turns a strand of Christmas lights strung around the\nhouse."}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Ooohhhh!"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Ooohhhh!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And, and! (She turns on a bubble maker."}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Ahhhh!"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Ahhhh!"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Ahhhh!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey, my Father’s house does that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Chandler) O-o-o-okay, how did it go? Tell me everything"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, the movie was great, dinner was great, and there’s nothing\nlike a cool, crisp New York evening."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Of course, I didn’t get to enjoy any of that, because\nJoanna’s such a big, dull dud"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" The Theatre, Joey and Kate are rehearsing.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on baby, don’t go. Please? What do you say"}, {"Character":"[A phone rings","Line":"A phone rings."}, {"Character":"[A phone rings","Line":"A phone rings."}, {"Character":"The Director","Line":"(answering the phone) Hello. Oh! It’s you. Just ah, just\none-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that\nthere will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing\nto the moment! (He goes to take the call."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Kate) That guy’s like a cartoon. What do you see in him anyway"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"He happens to be brilliant. Which is more than I can say for that sweater\nyou’re dating"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, I’m not interested in her sweater! It’s what’s\nunderneath her sweater that counts. And besides, since ah, since when do you care who\nI’m going out with"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"I don’t care. Why, do you want me to care"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"I don’t care. Why, do you want me to care"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"I don’t care. Why, do you want me to care"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you want me to want you to care"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Do you"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Do you"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Do you"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Do you"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Do you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"The Director","Line":"(returning) Okay, I’m afraid to say this, but let’s pick\nit up where we left off"}, {"Character":"[They resume rehearsing","Line":"They resume rehearsing."}, {"Character":"[They resume rehearsing","Line":"They resume rehearsing."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on baby, don’t go. Please? What do you say"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"I’ve got no reason to stay."}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"I’ve got no reason to stay."}, {"Character":"(Joey grabs her and kisses her","Line":"Joey grabs her and kisses her."}, {"Character":"(Joey grabs her and kisses her","Line":"Joey grabs her and kisses her."}, {"Character":"The Director","Line":"Stop!! Stop it! You must stop! You are bad actors! This is a\nterrible play! I’ll see you in the morning. (exits"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"I can’t believe we go on in, in a week"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, it’s gonna be all right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, it’s gonna be all right"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"(to Joey) Hey! So since we’re getting off early, do you want to go\nand paint mugs"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"You know! At the place I told you about last night"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah, with the mug painting. Yeah. I was so listening to that. But ah,\ny'know what, I think I kinda need to work on my stuff tonight"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"Oh, okay"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"Oh, okay"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"Oh, okay"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"Oh, okay"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"Oh, okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. (he gives her a peck on the cheek"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"I’ll see you tomorrow. (she kisses him full on the mouth."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"G’night. (exits"}, {"Character":"Lauren","Line":"G’night. (exits"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Kate) Ah, are you okay"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Yeah, I guess. Look, what are we gonna do about this scene, huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Well umm, maybe if it had more heat"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How do you mean"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Well, Adrian’s looking for a reason to stay, right? Victor can’t\njust kiss her, he’s gotta, gotta really give her a reason, y'know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Maybe he could slip her the tongue"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Maybe he could slip her the tongue"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Or maybe, maybe he could grab her, and, and, and, and lift her up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, yeah, and then Adrian, she maybe she could wrap her legs around his\nwaist"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"And then she could rip off his shirt and kiss his chest, and, and his\nstomach"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And then, then he could use his teeth, his teeth to undo her dress, and,\nand, and bite her"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this\nraw, animal..."}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"And then right, right when the scene ends, he could take her with this\nraw, animal..."}, {"Character":"[cut to Joey’s bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers","Line":"cut to Joey’s bedroom, Joey and Kate are emerging from under the covers."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Something like that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Something like that"}, {"Character":"Kate","Line":"Yeah, that’s pretty much what I had in mind"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s office.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"(entering) Did he call"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Sorry"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Sorry"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Why?! Why?! He said he’d call. Why hasn’t he called"}, {"Character":"Sophie","Line":"Maybe he’s intimated by really smart, strong, successful women"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Sophie, would you please climb out of my butt. Why hasn’t he\ncalled, Rachel? Why"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, okay. Umm, well ah, maybe he, maybe he feels awkward because you\nare my boss"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Awkward? Why should he feel awkward"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Awkward? Why should he feel awkward"}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Awkward? Why should he feel awkward"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well.."}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"The only person that should feel awkward is you, and you didn’t\ntell him not to call me, did you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. I.."}, {"Character":"Joanna","Line":"Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you\nwork for, there are always ways to fix...that"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mon"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mon"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(from the bathroom) I’m in the shower"}, {"Character":"[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell\nsomething and turns around to see Phoebe’s dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes\noff the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire","Line":"He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell\nsomething and turns around to see Phoebe’s dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes\noff the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, fire! There, there’s a fire! Fire!"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Ross are inspecting the damage to the\ndollhouse.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Sorry I ah, I scared you in there"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, that’s okay. By the way, I was just checking the shower\nmassager"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. There’s....been a\nfire"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What\nhappened?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, we believe it originated here. (He uses a pointer and points to the\npoint of origin.) In the Aroma Room"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. Did everyone get out okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right. Did everyone get out okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, the giraffe’s okay. And so is the pirate"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh. What is this? (She sees a tissue covering something, and moves to\nremove it."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No Phoebe, don’t look! You don’t want to see what’s under\nthere!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(She pauses to ready herself, and removes the tissue.) Ohh, the-the\nFoster puppets!"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is talking on the phone.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Well, so anyway Beth, what I’m saying is I should’ve\nconsidered your feelings before I went home with you that night. I’ve ah, I’ve\nrecently learned what’s it like to be on your side of it, and I’m sorry. So, do\nyou think you can forgive me? (listens) Great. Thanks. Okay, bye. (He sits down and\ncrosses out something, and dials the phone again.) Hello, Jennifer? (listens) Oh hi, Mrs.\nLoreo, is Jennifer there? (listens) Oh, she’s not home huh? (listens) Well ah,\nactually I kinda need to talk to you too"}] } } } }