{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With The Giant Poking Device.html":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Chandler","Ross","Phoebe","Joey","Monica","","Janice","Gunther","Chandler and Phoebe"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Chandler, and Ross are there, Rachel\nis serving brownies.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I will have one. (Ross and him both take one."}, {"Character":"(Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams","Line":"Phoebe takes a bite and spits it out and screams."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m not gonna have one"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, I’m not gonna have one"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Neither will I. (they both put back the brownies."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no, it’s just my tooth"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no, it’s just my tooth"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right I’ll have one. (he and Ross take another brownie,"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So what’s a matter, you need a dentist? I’ve got a good one"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I can’t see him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"See that is the problem with invisible dentists"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why? Why can’t you go to him"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why? Why can’t you go to him"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Because, every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That is so weird, because every time I go to the dentist, I look down\nthe hygienist’s blouse"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe, what? Umm...what?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe, what? Umm...what?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe, what? Umm...what?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, yeah, first there was my aunt Mary, and then there was umm, John,\nmy mailman, and then my, my cowboy friend ‘Albino Bob’"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And all these people actually died"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And all these people actually died"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, while I was in the chair! That’s why I take such good care of\nmy teeth now, y'know, it’s not about oral hygiene, I floss to save lives"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs, come on, you didn’t kill anybody, these people just happened\nto die when you went to the dentist. It’s, it’s, it’s just ah, a\ncoincidence"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well tell that to them. Oh! You can’t, their dead"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, All are there except for Chandler.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(looking out the window) Ewww! Ugly Naked Guy is using his new hammock.\nIt’s like a Play-Doo Fat Factory."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I’m going to the dentist, so listen, okay, just be on the\nlook out for anything that, that, that you can fall into, or, or that can fall on you,\nor... All right, just look out! Okay, And um, I also just wanna, I just wanna tell you all\nthat um...... (starts to cry and runs out"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I have a problem I have to go into work for a few hours, some kids\nmessed up the Homo Sapien display"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did they do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did they do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did they do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did they do"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, they painted over the word ‘Sapien’ for one thing, then\nthey rearranged the figures, let’s just leave it at that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"So, do you want me to watch Ben for you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, that’s what I was going to ask, thank you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, that’s what I was going to ask, thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths\n‘Don’t worry, I’ll be here the whole time.’ to Ross.) Yes! That’d\nbe great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica\nsarcastically mouths ‘Yeah!’ and holds up her thumb."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, Ross"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, Ross"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, Ross"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’ve got a science question"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"If the Homo Sapiens, were in fact ‘Homo-sapien’, is that why\nthere extinct"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Joey, Homo Sapiens are people"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Joey, Homo Sapiens are people"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey-hey, I’m not judging"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The street, Chandler and Joey are walking past a jewelery store.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey! Hold on a minute, hold on a second. Do you think these pearls are\nnice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’d really prefer a mountain bike"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Janice’s birthday is coming up, I want to get her something\nspeacial. Come in here with me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something\nspeacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s a good idea, ‘Dear Janice have a Hubba-Bubba\nbirthday’. I would like to get her something serious"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, you want something serious. Y'know what you should do, you should get\nher one of those um, barium enemas. Those are dead serious"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right. Look, I’m gonna go in here, and you don’t buy me\nanything ever. (starts to go into the store"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right. Look, I’m gonna go in here, and you don’t buy me\nanything ever. (starts to go into the store"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(stopping him) No, no, you can’t, you can’t, okay, you\ncan’t, you can’t buy her pearls, you just can’t, you can’t, you\ncan’t"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh God. Uh, okay, here’s the thing, this is the thing, okay, the\nthing is.."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is the thing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is the thing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay. I went down to the ‘Mattress King’ showroom and, and I saw\nJanice, kissing her ex-husband"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They were in his office"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They were in his office"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well she, she wouldn’t do that, she’s with, she’s with\nme"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m telling you man, I saw it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m telling you man, I saw it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well, you’re wrong! Okay, you’re wrong"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I’m not wrong! I wish I was. I’m sorry. Bet that barium enema\ndoesn’t sound so bad now, huh"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is waiting for Janice to arrive, and is angrily\nfllipping through a magazine.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Janice","Line":"(entering) How’s my Bing-a-ling"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah, I don’t know, you tell me. Anything you ah, wanna tell me,\nbecause, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why are your eyes so white"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Why are your eyes so white"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You tell me! Maybe, it’s because I was just fooling with my ex!\nOh no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no, that was you!"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh my God!"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh my God!"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh my God!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"How did you know"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"How did you know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey told me, he saw you two kissing"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"In the park"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"In the park"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"In the park"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! In his office! How many kisses were there"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Just those two"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Just those two"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Just those two"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wh-wh-why, wh-why, why, why was there kissing!? There should be no\nkissing!"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh, I’m sorry honey, I’m so, so, (nasally) haaaaa! I’m\nso, so sorry, I just (nasally) haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I-I-I can’t\nbreathe. Can you get me a bag, or something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(giving her a bag) Here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(giving her a bag) Here"}, {"Character":"(Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out","Line":"Janice starts to breath into it and sucks in the reciept, and then spits it out."}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"The receipt"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"The receipt"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"The receipt"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"The receipt"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with\nme? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do\nyou still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her\nhead yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) I’m gonna need an actual answer here okay,\nso which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(rushing in) Okay. If you’re alive you answer your phone"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! Y'know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason we get when\nwe get Chinese food"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, now we got a reason"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we’re fashioning a very long poking device"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, what’s a matter"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, what’s a matter"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I talked to Janice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh my God, is she going back to him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"She doesn’t know. Says she loves us both. Y'know I woke up this\nmorning and I was in love, well I was happy. Y'know it serves me right for buying that\ntwelve pack of condoms. And now I can’t even return them, because she choked on the\nreciept"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you ah, what are you gonna do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What are you ah, what are you gonna do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don’t know, y'know. What, what, would you do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it doesn’t matter what I would do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, it doesn’t matter what I would do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Come on, tell me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Come on, tell me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, you’re probably not gonna want to hear this but ah, if it\nwas me, and this is just me, (Chandler gets ready to throw another dart) I would ah, I\nwould bow out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey\nquickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They have a kid together, y'know. They’re like, they’re like a\nfamily, and if, I don’t know, there’s chance they could make that work, I know I\nwouldn’t want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna\nah, come poke a nude guy"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Janice are there.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me\nget through it, because it’s, it’s, it’s not gonna be easy"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I think you should go back with Gary. I don’t wanna be the guy\nthat breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.\nWhenever I would see him I was always think y'know ‘You’re the reason, you are\nthe reason why their not together.’ and I hated that guy. And it didn’t matter\nhow nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Wow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, well. It’s the right thing to do"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh! You’re right. Oh God. But, before I can say\n‘good-bye’, there’s something I really need you to know, Chandler. The way\nI feel about you, it’s like, I finally understand what Lionel Richie’s been\nsinging about. Y'know, I mean what we have, it’s like movie love, you’re my\nsoulmate, and I can’t believe we’re not going to be spending the rest of our\nlives together"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Then don’t leave me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Then don’t leave me"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Then don’t leave me"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Forget what I said, I was babbling! Pick me"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"No, you were right, you were right. I mean, I-I-I’ve got to give my\nmarriage another chance"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No you don’t! No, no, no, I say you have to give your divorce\nanother chance"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"(standing up) I’m sorry. (hugs him"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"(standing up) I’m sorry. (hugs him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh. Don’t go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh. Don’t go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohhh. Don’t go"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"No, I-I-I gotta go. (she starts to walk away, but Chandler doesn’t\nlet her go."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No. No! No! No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No. No! No! No"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Honey, honey, people are looking"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Honey, honey, people are looking"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don’t care! (turns around and to the people watching them) I\ndon’t care!"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Yeah, um, I’m, I’m leaving now. (tries to get her leg out of\nChandler’s grasp, she finally does, but Chandler takes off her shoe."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can’t leave! I have your shoe"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You can’t leave! I have your shoe"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Good-bye Chandler Bing. (walks out with one shoe"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel has those in burgendy"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel has those in burgendy"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is listening to a Lionel Richie album", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(singing) I’ll hold you close in my arms. (Phoebe\nenters) I can’t resist your charms. And love....Love....I’ll be a fool for you. I’m sure, you know I\ndon’t mind"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(high pitched) No you know I don’t mind"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(high pitched) No you know I don’t mind"}, {"Character":"Chandler and Phoebe","Line":"Yes! You mean the world the world to me. Oh...I know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ve found"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ve found"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I’ve found.......in you, my endless (Phoebe goes high pitched,\nChandler goes low pitched) love. (they both look at each other.) My endless\nlove. (once again they don’t match tones, and they just look at each other"}] } } } }