{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//the one with christmast in tulsa.html":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Chandler","Monica","Ross","Rachel","Wendy",""], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica & Chandler's Apartment, everyone's there. Phoebe recites
\n the last verse of "The Night Before Christmas", written in 1822
\n by Clement Clarke Moore (1779-1863), to Joey.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;
\n and away they all flew like the down of a thistle;
\n but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
\n \"Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(impressed) Wow, that was great! You really wrote that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(smiling) Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(smiling) Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(coming from the bedroom) Say goodbye elves, I'm off to Tulsa"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can't believe you're not gonna be here for Christmas"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You're really not coming back"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, we have all this paperwork that needs to be filed by
\n the end of the year. If I don't get it done, I'll be fired"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so unfair, you don't even like your job"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, who does"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is singing her holiday song.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So here is a, a very special holiday song that I wrote for some
\n very important people to me"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's apartment. Joey and Chandler are giving out
\n their Christmas presents out of a cardboard box from a case of
\n motor oil.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, these are for you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wiper blades. I don't even have a car"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, Pheebs, your turn"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OK, Pheebs, your turn"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I
\n was getting gas"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You guuuyys"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And for Ross, Mr. Sweet-tooth"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You got me a cola drink"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You got me a cola drink"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And, a lemon lime"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well this, this is too much, I feel like I should get you
\n another sweater"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And last but not least"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And last but not least"}, {"Character":"(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms","Line":"Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They're ribbed for *your* pleasure"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Back in the conference room in Tulsa.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your
\n familys. It's bad enough that we're working new year's eve"}, {"Character":"(All others are looking up, surprise","Line":"All others are looking up, surprised"}, {"Character":"Did I not tell *anyone* about new year's eve? -- Alright, look,
\n go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! G","Line":"id I not tell *anyone* about new year's eve? -- Alright, look,
\n go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go"}, {"Character":"(All are leaving, wishing each other a merry Christmas, peace
\n on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays","Line":"All are leaving, wishing each other a merry Christmas, peace
\n on earth, etc. Only Wendy stays."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good, God's speed, good people! (he starts to close the door,
\n turns around and sees Wendy) You're not gonna go"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Naah... I couldn't leave you alone"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Naah... I couldn't leave you alone"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. Thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. Thanks"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Besides, I can't leave until their Christmas party downstairs
\n clears out; there are some *pissed off* insurance people looking
\n for that ham"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah. (The phone rings; he answers it) Chandler Bing"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The conference room in Tulsa again, Chandler is trying to evade
\n Wendy", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Whoa-ho, back off, Missy! (He takes a step back, but she still
\n keeps her grip on his tie."}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"(laughs) ...Missy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I don't know; I'm not used to girls making passes at me! ...
\n (She lets go of his tie) Wait a minute... am I sexy in Oklahoma"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"You are to me... (She gets closer again, putting her arms around
\n his waist/chest."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(flattered) No,... no... (realizing) NO! (He quickly gets several
\n steps away from her.) Look, I'm, I'm married"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"So? I'm married. (Showing him the ring on her finger."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm *happily* married"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm *happily* married"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I'm *happily* married"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Oh. What's *that* like"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right. So, I'm sorry.."}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was
\n ... happy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know.
\n She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case:
\n right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and
\n smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass.
\n Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery
\n aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing
\n is ever gonna happen between us"}, {"Character":"Wendy","Line":"Okay, let me ask you something: if what you and your wife have
\n is so great, then why are you spending Christmas with me"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well uh, you and I are just goofing around, I thought, why not
\n just goof around with him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing
\n around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical
\n definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and
\n have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But
\n if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at
\n me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary.
\n I am *so* bad at this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think you're better than you think you are"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really? Okay, so.."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really? Okay, so.."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(interrupting) Know when to stop"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, I sensed that I should stop. So we're okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts
\n to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Right"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the
\n wedding book as Monica enters.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Listen umm, I've been thinking, it's not fair for me to ask
\n you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you
\n work, you work really hard for that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ehh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Eh, you work for that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, I thought about it too, and I'm sorry. I think we should
\n spend all of the money on the wedding"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You do?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I
\n told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if
\n having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's
\n what we're gonna do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what
\n about our, what about the future and stuff"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two
\n kids, y'know? We'll pick our favorite and that one will get
\n to go to college"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You thought about that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You thought about that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How many kids were we gonna have"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What else did you think about"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What else did you think about"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place
\n outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their
\n bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell
\n on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through
\n the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over
\n the garage where Joey could grow old"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) Y'know what? I-I don't want a big, fancy wedding"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Sure you do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, I want everything that you just said. I want a marriage"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You sure"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You sure"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I love you so much"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I love you. (They kiss."}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Mondler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting
\n on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.", "lines":[ {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actuary... no. Book-keeper... no. Topless dancer... (he looks
\n down on himself, checking, then nods satisfied and marks the
\n offer with a pen) (to Monica:) Hey, d'you know what I just
\n realized? You are the sole wage earner. *You* are the head of
\n the household. I don't do anything - I'm a kept man"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You are! (she picks up a bill from the table, handing it to
\n Chandler) Hey, here's twenty bucks. -- Why don't you go buy
\n yourself something pretty while I'm at work tomorrow"}] } } } }