{"Content":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Chandler","Monica","Rachel","Joey","Monica and Rachel","Ross","Paul","The Museum Official","Elizabeth","Female Clerk","Gunther"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(dejected) Hi, you guys"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What’s the matter"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What’s the matter"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well it’s just—it’s one of those situations that I justNEWLINEhate. Y’know? A massage client gave me three tickets to the Helmet-Pelts exhibit atNEWLINEthe Morgan Chase museum"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(nodding knowingly) Now you’re thinking you gotta sleep with him"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(nodding knowingly) Now you’re thinking you gotta sleep with him"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! No! It’s just that he gave me three tickets and there are sixNEWLINEof us"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll give up my ticket"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll give up my ticket"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay that’s so generous"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay that’s so generous"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And I think Ross is generous too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Great! Okay then it’s just us girls"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Great! 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But I have plans; Elizabeth and I are going out of town"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh that’s great"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh that’s great"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh that’s great"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh that’s great"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I mean think about all the money that you’re gonna make"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why? What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why? What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why? What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why? What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, her father pays you for baby-sitting right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, that’s funny. But maybe it’s time to move on, let it go,NEWLINEy’know? Stop it! 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Y’know? Because he’sNEWLINEneed—he’s got like a hearing aide y’know, ‘cause-‘causeNEWLINEy’know, ‘cause he’s all old, and…"}, {"Character":"(Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. PaulNEWLINEthen pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group thatNEWLINEhe’ll just be one second","Line":"Paul reveals his presence by laughing, thus concluding standard sitcom joke 2B. PaulNEWLINEthen pulls Ross aside to have a little chat with him and tells the rest of the group thatNEWLINEhe’ll just be one second."}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Okay look, Ross, just so you know that since Lizzie likes you so much,NEWLINEI’ve decided to accept the fact that you’re going out with her"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really? That okay, that’s great"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really? That okay, that’s great"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really? That okay, that’s great"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really? 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(She kinda storms out with the couple."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, you should totally put your name down on the lis"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Monica, you should totally put your name down on the lis"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! Are you crazy?! I’m not getting married! I’m not evenNEWLINEengaged"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but there’s a two-year wait. And then what if you get engagedNEWLINEin two years and then you got to wait another two years for this place. That’sNEWLINEfour years. Chandler’s not gonna wait that long. He’s gonna find somebody else,NEWLINEy’know? Someone, someone who did put their name on the list. (Rachel agrees."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah hon, it can’t hurt to put your name down! I mean in if twoNEWLINEyears if you’re not engaged you just don’t use it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, I mean I guess there is no harm in putting my name down"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m gonna do it too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m gonna do it too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Me too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really? Who would, who would you marry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t know, I don’t have anyone right now. Y’know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t know, I don’t have anyone right now. Y’know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Don’t feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn’t gay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, that stuff is"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, that stuff is"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, that stuff is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Don’t even get me started on yours"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Don’t even get me started on yours"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" A Cabin in the Woods, Elizabeth is giving Ross a tour.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"This place is really beautiful"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Yeah, I’ve been coming here since I was a kid. This used to beNEWLINEmy Grandma’s"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-notNEWLINEher actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyes—Do-do you want to make out"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Sure"}, {"Character":"(They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly","Line":"They fall to the couch and start to make out, but Ross stops suddenly."}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Are you okay? What’s wrong"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Are you okay? 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Besides, it’s kinda fun hiding"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"(They start making out again","Line":"They start making out again."}, {"Character":"(They start making out again","Line":"They start making out again."}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"(quietly) Hey umm, you brought protection right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(loudly) Why?! Are there like bears or something?! (Looks around and thenNEWLINEsees that Elizabeth is shaking her head no and realizes what Elizabeth meant.) Ohh. Oh,NEWLINEprotection. Yeah-no, yeah-no, that-that-that I forgot"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"I’ll just run to the store and get some"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"I’ll just run to the store and get some"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no! Hey-hey, I’m the guy! I’ll get it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no! Hey-hey, I’m the guy! I’ll get it"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Do you know where the store is"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Do you know where the store is"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little bit"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little bit"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little bit"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A little bit"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"(laughs) I’ll be back in ten minutes"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Why don’t you get in the hot tub and I’ll meet you there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh, okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh, okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh, okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh, okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohh, okay"}, {"Character":"(Elizabeth leaves and Ross starts to remove his clothing right there in the middle ofNEWLINEthe living room where someone can see him. 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What are you doing here?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you doing here?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you doing here?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you doing here?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What are you doing here?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I came with Paul"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I came with Paul"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I recognize the ankles"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I recognize the ankles"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Get up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Get up"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Get up"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"(entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahh. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahh. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahh. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ahh. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Diet Coke. (Hands her the glass."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Op, ice. I need ice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Op, ice. I need ice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Op, ice. I need ice"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"I’ll be right back. (He goes to get the ice."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(under the couch) You and your ice"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(under the couch) You and your ice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for theNEWLINEkitchen.) No! Not in there! He’s in there! (She points Ross to the door next to theNEWLINEkitchen."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(before entering) Did you really hear a bear"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(before entering) Did you really hear a bear"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Go-go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Go-go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Go-go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Go-go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Go-go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Go-go"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"(entering) Here you go honey. One Diet Coke with ice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, thank you"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"I’m so happy that you’re here"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"I’m so happy that you’re here"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"(entering) Here I am"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"(entering) Here I am"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"(jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeth’s here! 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(Motions that he brought Rachel hereNEWLINEto be alone with her."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Did-did you come up here to work on that term paper or something"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Yeah! Yep"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Yeah! Yep"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Yeah! Yep"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Yeah! Yep"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Yeah! Yep"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, why do y’know go in that room (points to the room Ross is in)NEWLINEand do your homework"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Ohh, I wouldn’t do it in there. That’s my dad’sNEWLINEbedroom"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s your, that’s your dad’s bedroom. (Yelling)NEWLINEThat’s your dad’s bedroom"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That’s your, that’s your dad’s bedroom. (Yelling)NEWLINEThat’s your dad’s bedroom"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Why are you yelling"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Why are you yelling"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa, that Diet Coke just went straight to my head! Woo"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The Dry Cleaner’s, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in anotherNEWLINEattempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isn’t working right now.NEWLINEInstead, a beautiful woman is working.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Female Clerk","Line":"Can I help you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh yeah, where-where’s the guy who decides who’s pictures go upNEWLINEon the wall"}, {"Character":"Female Clerk","Line":"He’s not here right now"}, {"Character":"Female Clerk","Line":"He’s not here right now"}, {"Character":"Female Clerk","Line":"He’s not here right now"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, you’re kidding me! All-all right, well make sure you tell himNEWLINEthat Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all of these clothes. Okay? I’m an actor;NEWLINEI’m kinda getting my picture up there on the wall"}, {"Character":"Female Clerk","Line":"Y’know, there are two people who could put your picture upNEWLINEthere. (She makes eyes at him."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh really? Well, maybe you and I go out for drinks? (Pause) You’reNEWLINEthe other one right? (She thinks about it for a second and nods yes."}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica rushes in.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Have you seen Chandler?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Have you seen Chandler?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! 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Y’know, harm can it do if you go and put your name down"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel said that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel said that"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Rachel said that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well Rachel’s not here! (Runs out."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well Rachel’s not here! (Runs out."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Paul’s Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Ross? Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself upNEWLINEinto.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) I’m gonna go out this window. (Points to theNEWLINEwindow next to him.) I’ll meet you at the front door. 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You and I are going to have to have a little talk"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Daddy"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Daddy"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Daddy"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Daddy"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"You’re next!"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"You’re next!"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"You’re next!"}, {"Character":"Elizabeth","Line":"Okay. I didn’t know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel."}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from myNEWLINEdaughter or I’ll have you fired. What you heard was, Take my daughter, come upNEWLINEto my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"No, let me explain! Fired!"}, {"Character":"Paul","Line":"No, let me explain! 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Take these cappuccinos to table 11 and that guy over thereNEWLINE(points) wants the biscotti."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Do you still work here"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Do you still work here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! No, I quit a long time ago. (Pause) Did I forget to you that one?NEWLINEI’m sorry"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Oh that’s cool, I was gonna fire you anyway"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Oh that’s cool, I was gonna fire you anyway"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Great! (Takes his coffee and leaves."}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Paul’s The Man.html"}