{"Content":{ "Cast":["Chandler","Rachel","Phoebe","Ross","Joey","Monica","","David","The Wedding Guest","The Second Guest","The Woman","Aunt Millie","Frannie"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Monica’s, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table eatingNEWLINEcheesecake. The box it came in is also on the table.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh. Mmm"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ohh. Mmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Comes in the front door and walks towards the kitchen.) Hi"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you have got to try this cheesecake"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, y’know I'm not that much of a sweet tooth. I—(ChandlerNEWLINEputs a forkful of the cheesecake in her mouth.)—Wow. My God, so creamy. Oh my God,NEWLINEthis is the best cheesecake I have ever had. Where did you get this? (She reaches over toNEWLINElook at the label on the box."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sentNEWLINEit to us"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, this is not addressed to you. This is addressed to Mrs.NEWLINEBraverman downstairs. (Gasping) Thief"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can'tNEWLINEreturn a box after you've opened the box"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I—no! I didn't read the box before I opened it. And you can'tNEWLINEreturn a box after you've opened the box"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why, why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why, why not"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it's too delicious"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because it's too delicious"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, you stole this cheesecake. That is wrong"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No-no-no! It is going to be okay, because Mrs. Braverman is gonna sendNEWLINEaway for a free one and that way we all win! The only losers are the big cheesecakeNEWLINEconglomerate, (Reading the label) Momma’s Little Bakery. (Pause) I feel terrible,NEWLINEI’m a horrible, horrible, horrible person"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(taking a bite) Oh, I’m sorry, what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(taking a bite) Oh, I’m sorry, what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(taking a bite) Oh, I’m sorry, what"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Rachel, and Ross are playing MonopolyNEWLINEas Phoebe enters angrily.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Umm, I think he’s still out. What’s wrong"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I’ll tell you Rachel Karen Green, I had plans with JoeyNEWLINEtonight and he left me this note. (Hands it to Rachel."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(reading the note) Pheebs, can’t make it, got a date. Talk toNEWLINEyou later. Big Daddy. (Laughs) Big Daddy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh that’s a nickname we were trying out"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, y’know what nickname never caught on? The Ross-A-Tron! (MonicaNEWLINEshakes her head in disgust."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Here’s Joseph Francis"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Here’s Joseph Francis"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-Wha-Ho! What are you middle naming me for?! I left you a note"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So what?! That doesn’t give you the right to ditch me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So what?! That doesn’t give you the right to ditch me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, you can cancel plans with friends if there is the possibility forNEWLINEsex"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe he’s right, that is the rule"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Phoebe he’s right, that is the rule"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I don’t accept this rule. When we make plans, I expect you to showNEWLINEup. Okay, I can’t just be a way to kill time ‘til you meet someone better!NEWLINEY’know boyfriends and girlfriends come and go, but this (Motions that theirNEWLINEfriendship) is for life"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! I’m so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wow! I’m so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it does"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it does"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it does"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, can I-can I make it up to you? Huh? I’m sorry. (They hug.) HowNEWLINEabout uh, dinner tomorrow night?! I’ll pay for myself"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, you wore me down"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, you wore me down"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, you wore me down"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joe, while you’re over there how about another beer for theNEWLINERoss-A-Tron"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ross—Is that back?!! (Chandler motions no."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"The Ross—Is that back?!! (Chandler motions no."}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica and Joey are there. Joey is reading a newspaper.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Awww! Mel Torme died"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, that paper’s like a year old"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, that paper’s like a year old"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aw! Does that mean the Sam Goody’s sale is over?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasn’tNEWLINEa mistake. Ahh, there’s-there’s limited seating in the hall"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Limited seating?! (Screechingly) I am just one tiny person"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well yeah, but she doesn’t know that. I mean, the last time she sawNEWLINEyou-you would’ve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! That’sNEWLINEnot the reason she’s not inviting me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh what’s the big deal?! I wasn’t even invited to the ceremony,NEWLINEjust the reception. And-and y’know what? If it makes you feel any better, Joan and INEWLINEwill just make an appearance and then, and then we’ll-we’ll leave early as aNEWLINEsign of protest"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joan"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, Joan Tedeski my date. She’s an assistant professor in theNEWLINELinguistics department. Tall, very beautiful, and despite what some people say, notNEWLINEbroad backed"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, you got Ross Gellar and guest?! I wasn’t invited andNEWLINEyou got and guest?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh-uh, excuse me, I do have to interrupt on Ross’s behalf. I-I thinkNEWLINEthe rule applies here y’know, since she has a chance to get on broad back"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(interrupting) Not broad backed"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, y’know, you’re bringing me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait a minute, y’know, you’re bringing me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? I can’t cancel on Joan"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Bec—Did you not hear me?! She’s an assistant professor in theNEWLINELinguistics department, okay? They’re wild! Why do you want to come anyway"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Because! She’s my cousin. I mean, we grew up together! We’reNEWLINEfamily y’know? Well that’s important to me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, all right, I’ll take you. I’ll go call Joan. (Does so."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, all right, I’ll take you. I’ll go call Joan. (Does so."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aww that’s nice. Family should be there, huh? This is her wedding,NEWLINEhappiest day of her life"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) We’ll see"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) We’ll see"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) We’ll see"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(laughs) We’ll see"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, sheNEWLINErecognizes someone sitting at the counter.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(gasps) (whispering) Oh my God! That’s David"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"David who"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"David who"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"David who"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David the scientist guy, David that I was in love with, David who wentNEWLINEto Russia and broke my heart David"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"(noticing Phoebe) Oh my God"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"(noticing Phoebe) Oh my God"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"(noticing Phoebe) Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, you say someone’s name enough, they turn around"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"David! (He kisses her cheek) What-what are you doing here? Aren’tNEWLINEyou supposed to be in Russia"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah, I’m just, I’m just in town for a conference. Umm, GodNEWLINEyou look phenomenal"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well… Yeah. You look great too. Did you get a haircut"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Yeah. Well I-I got like thirty of them"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Umm, look I-I-I got a confession to make"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didn’t know whether INEWLINEshould call or not, y’know I-I was only in town for a few days. And y’know, INEWLINEdidn’t want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wantedNEWLINEto see you and—but I didn’t know if you wanted to see me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, of course I would want to see you. I…I think about you allNEWLINEthe time"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Really? Because I think about you all the time."}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Really? Because I think about you all the time."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"I mean, there’s a statue in Minsk"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"That reminds me of you so much, I mean umm, it-it’s actuallyNEWLINEof Lenin. But, y’know at certain angles"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Umm, anyway…Do you want to have dinner tonight"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) Yes! Oh no!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) Yes! Oh no!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(excited) Yes! Oh no!"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"(disappointed) Oh. Uh, what"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can’t. I can’t believe I have plans, I can’t. Can youNEWLINEdo it tomorrow night though"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Uh no, I have to go in a few hours. I have to be on the red-eye. WellNEWLINElisten, y’know, next time you’re in Minsk umm"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Phoebe, can I talk to you for a second"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. (They go over and talk."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh. (They go over and talk."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you doing"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I have plans with Joey tonight"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I have plans with Joey tonight"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"So! He’ll understand"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"So! He’ll understand"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No he won’t. And that’s not even the point! Monica, I made aNEWLINEwhole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now y’know what? JustNEWLINEbecause, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-INEWLINEshould change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I don’t have myNEWLINEprinciples, I don’t have anything"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, you are so strong"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, you are so strong"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"God, you are so strong"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Or! I should rush through dinner with Joey and I can meet David at 9:00"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering andNEWLINEfinding their table.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Limited seating my ass. Let’s see who made the cut. (To the coupleNEWLINEsitting to her right.) Hi"}, {"Character":"The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Hi"}, {"Character":"The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Hi"}, {"Character":"The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m Monica Gellar. Who do you know the bride and groom"}, {"Character":"The Wedding Guest","Line":"/strong> Oh, I used to work with Frannie"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Used to work with her. Used to! I’m a relative and I didn’tNEWLINEget invited! A blood relative! Blood!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Stop saying, Blood to strangers"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Stop saying, Blood to strangers"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Monica) Stop saying, Blood to strangers"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know theNEWLINEhappy couple"}, {"Character":"The Second Guest","Line":"/strong> We went to college with both of them and now we liveNEWLINEnext door"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, you’re fine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, you’re fine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, you’re fine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, you’re fine"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is running up to meet David.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didn’t think you wereNEWLINEcoming"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wouldn’t miss this"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wouldn’t miss this"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wouldn’t miss this"}, {"Character":"David","Line":"Well, I’m very glad you’re here. (Kisses her hand."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, you’re such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! We’reNEWLINEgoing to my place! (Drags him off to her place."}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at theNEWLINEtable, alone, as a woman approaches.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"The Woman","Line":"Ross, sweetheart"}, {"Character":"The Woman","Line":"Ross, sweetheart"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, hey Aunt Millie"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, hey Aunt Millie"}, {"Character":"Aunt Millie","Line":"/strong> Isn’t it a beautiful wedding?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes, yes it is. It’s uh… (Aunt Millie uses this opportunity toNEWLINEgrab Ross and kiss him on the lips. After she leaves Ross quickly wipes his mouth with aNEWLINEnapkin.) Every time on the lips! Why?! Why on lips?"}, {"Character":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter","Line":"Cousin Frannie and her husband enter."}, {"Character":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter","Line":"Cousin Frannie and her husband enter."}, {"Character":"(Cousin Frannie and her husband enter","Line":"Cousin Frannie and her husband enter."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Here’s Frannie. Hmm, won’t she be happy to see me? (Starts toNEWLINEget up and greet Frannie."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Now wait a minute, you be nice! All right? I didn’t bring you here soNEWLINEyou can ambush her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them toNEWLINEmom"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Frannie was the one who found your Playboys and showed them toNEWLINEmom"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That bitch! (He gets up and they go over to ambush Frannie. Monica taps onNEWLINEFrannie’s shoulder."}, {"Character":"Frannie","Line":"(turning around) Monica! What"}, {"Character":"Frannie","Line":"(turning around) Monica! What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Am I doing here? Why? Surprised to see me? Ross brought me. How do youNEWLINElike that?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Frannie) Hi Frannie, congratulations"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You invite my brother, you invite my whole family, and not me?! Why?!NEWLINEWhat—Why wouldn’t you want me at your wedding? What could I have possibly done?!NEWLINE(Frannie’s husband walks up.) Stuart"}, {"Character":"Frannie","Line":"I believe you know my husband"}, {"Character":"Frannie","Line":"I believe you know my husband"}, {"Character":"Frannie","Line":"I believe you know my husband"}, {"Character":"(Monica is shocked into silence","Line":"Monica is shocked into silence."}, {"Character":"(Monica is shocked into silence","Line":"Monica is shocked into silence."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So it’s really a question of who could you have possibly done"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying toNEWLINEsalvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! Yay! Look! There’s a piece that doesn’t have floor on it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stick to your side"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Stick to your side"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, come on now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, come on now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, come on now"}, {"Character":"(Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop andNEWLINElook up at him. Joey sits down on the step","Line":"Joey finishes climbing the stairs and sees them. Chandler and Rachel both stop andNEWLINElook up at him. Joey sits down on the step."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(pulls out a fork) All right, what are we havin’? (Starts diggingNEWLINEin."}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With All The Cheesecake.html"}