{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Ross","Phoebe","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Rachel","All","Katie","","The Interviewer","(They enter","The Acting Teacher"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, everyone is there except Monica as Ross enters carrying a hugeNEWLINEstack of newspapers.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on theNEWLINEtable."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well that’s no way to sell newspapers. Why don’t you try,NEWLINEExtra! Extra! Read all about it"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, Monica’s restaurant got a horrible review in the Post. (They allNEWLINEgasp.) I didn’t want her to see it, so I ran around the neighborhood and bought allNEWLINEthe copies I could find. (He hands the paper to Phoebe and they all read it."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Man, this is bad! And I’ve had my share of bad reviews. I stillNEWLINEremember my first good one though. (Quoting) Everything else in this production of <i>OurNEWLINETown</i> was simply terrible. Joey Tribbiani was abysmal"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(seeing the stack of newspapers) Oh my God! Look at all the newspapers!NEWLINEIt must be a good review! Is it great?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(reading) Oh dear God"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(reading) Oh dear God"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"But the good news is, no one in a two-block radius will ever know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What about the rest of Manhattan?"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What about the rest of Manhattan?"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, they all know"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, they all know"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, this is horrible"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh my God, this is horrible"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m so sorry"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m so humiliated"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I’m so humiliated"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah but y’know what they say Mon, There’s no such thingNEWLINEas bad press"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don’t think that umm, (reading) The chef’s Mahi MahiNEWLINEwas awful awful, is bad press"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I didn’t write it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is he right? Am I really—Am I awful"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is he right? Am I really—Am I awful"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"All","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Yeah Monica! You listen to me, okay? And I’m not just sayingNEWLINEthis because I’m your friend, I’m sayin’ it ‘cause it’s theNEWLINEtruth. You’re food is abysmal"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Monica is cooking as Chandler looks on.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> (entering) Hey uh Monica, I can’t remember. Did we say we were gonnaNEWLINEmeet here or at the movies?</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Monica:</b> We said at the movies, but…</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> Okay, I’ll see you there. (Starts to leave) </p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Monica:</b> Joey! (He returns) Now that you’re here…</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> Sure, I can hang out ‘til I have to meet ya. (To Chandler) WhatNEWLINEuh—How come you’re not going?</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Chandler:</b> I have a job interview I have to get ready for.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> I thought you already have a job.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Chandler:</b> And people say you don’t pay attention. No, this is a much betterNEWLINEjob. It’s vice-president of a company that does data reconfiguration and statisticalNEWLINEfactoring for other companies.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> Wow! How do you know how to do that?!</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Chandler:</b> That’s what I do now.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Monica:</b> Hey Joey, come taste this.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> What is it?</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Monica:</b> Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well… (Feeds him aNEWLINEspoonful of what she’s cooking.) I’m getting my revenge!</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Joey:</b> You cooked him?</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Monica:</b> No. He teaches a course on food criticism at the New School, so beforeNEWLINEwe go to the movies I wanna go by there and make him try my bouillabaisse again. Oh, INEWLINEcannot wait to read the front page of the Post tomorrow! Restaurant reviewer admits:NEWLINEI was wrong about Monica.</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p><b>Chandler:</b> The front page? You really do live in your own little world,NEWLINEdon’t ya?</p>NEWLINENEWLINE<p",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Rachel enters.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi Pheebs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey! Oh, how did baby shopping go"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, it was great! We got everything that we needed! Oh and Ross, almostNEWLINEgot something that wasn’t on the list. A whore"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, we were paying for our stuff and this saleswoman just startedNEWLINEflirting with him"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well did she know you two weren’t married"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well did she know you two weren’t married"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! Well the idea of a woman flirting with a-with a single man,NEWLINEwe-we must alert the church elders"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You don’t understand! You didn’t see how brazen she was"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sounds like you’re a little jealous"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sounds like you’re a little jealous"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Sounds like you’re a little jealous"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! I’m not! I-I-I just think it’s wrong! It’s-it’sNEWLINEthat I’m—Here I am about to pop and he’s out picking up some shop girl atNEWLINESluts ‘R’ Us"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Is that a real place? (Rachel’s stunned) Are they hiring"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey Phoebe! (To Rachel) Fatty"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey Chandler, why so fancy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey Chandler, why so fancy"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey Chandler, why so fancy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I got a job interview. It’s kinda a big deal too. Its a lotNEWLINEmore money and I’d be doing data reconfiguration and statistical factoring"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, I think I know someone who does that"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait, I think I know someone who does that"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Me! I do that. So… Seriously, do I look okay? I’m littleNEWLINEnervous"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah! You really—You look great"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh yeah! You really—You look great"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, just don’t get your hopes up"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, just don’t get your hopes up"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why not"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, the interview"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, the interview"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What about it"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y’know! You don’t make a very good first impression"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shocked) What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh you don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh you don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh you don’t know"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you serious?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you serious?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, when I first met you, you were like, Blah, blah, blah.NEWLINEI was like, shhh"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is it that I do"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is it that I do"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What is it that I do"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well it’s just like you’re trying too hard. Always makingNEWLINEjokes, y’know, you just—You come off a little needy"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Rachel) Did you like me when we first met"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, I’m not gonna lie to ya, but I am gonna run away fromNEWLINEyou. (Gets up and hurries out."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" Ross and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are unpacking and setting up their newNEWLINEpurchases.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All this stuff takes up a lot of room. Hey how uh, how serious are youNEWLINEabout keeping Ben in your life"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"My son? Pretty serious. (There’s a knock on the door and Ross answersNEWLINEit.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Well, the delivery went out to you and I realized they forgot this. (ANEWLINEblanket."},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, must’ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left inNEWLINEyour store"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, must’ve been fairly obvious since it was the only thing left inNEWLINEyour store"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Listen, to be honest, home deliveries are really a part of my jobNEWLINEdescription"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh. (Reaches into his pocket for some money as Rachel enters the livingNEWLINEroom and watches holding two stuffed dinosaurs."},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Oh uh…I actually came here to ask you out"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Oh uh…I actually came here to ask you out"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Oh uh…I actually came here to ask you out"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. I’m just gonna put this (TheNEWLINEmoney) back in my pocket, pretend that didn’t happen. Uh yeah, actuallyNEWLINEI’m free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Katie","Line":"Sure"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Horny bitch. (They both look at her, pretending that the dinosaursNEWLINEshe’s holding are arguing.) No! You’re a horny bitch! Noooo! You’re theNEWLINEhorny bitch! No! You’re a horny bitch"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are entering.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I can’t even believe this! I really come off that badly"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! It’s okay, you calm down after a while and then people can seeNEWLINEhow really sweet and wonderful you really are"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh good. Good, because I’m sure this interview is gonna last aNEWLINEcouple of weeks"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, don’t freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. HowNEWLINElong before you have to leave"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, don’t freak out! Okay? I-I will help you. HowNEWLINElong before you have to leave"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"An hour"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"An hour"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"An hour"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can’t help you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can’t help you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, all right, we’ll just do our best. Okay? So let’sNEWLINEsay I’m the interviewer and I’m meeting you for the first time. Okay. Hi!NEWLINECome on in, I’m uh, Regina Philange"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Chandler Bing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Chandler Bing"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Chandler Bing"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bing, what an unusual name"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Bing, what an unusual name"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well you should meet my uncle, Bada. (Pause) I’ll let myself out"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Phoebe are still working on hisNEWLINEinterviewing techniques.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"…I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’tNEWLINEmicro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Um-hmm, that’s good to know. But let’s stop focusing on whatNEWLINEyou don’t do, and start focusing on what you do do"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(suppressing a smile) What I do do…is manage to uh, create anNEWLINEatmosphere of support for the people working with me"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I see. Nice sidestep on the do do thing by the way"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You gotta go"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You gotta go"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You gotta go"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! (Stands up."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! (Stands up."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, don’t worry. You’re ready"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, don’t worry. You’re ready"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Absolutely! Just fight all your natural instincts and you’ll beNEWLINEgreat"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" An Office Building, Chandler is on his interview.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"…also I was the point person on my company’s transition fromNEWLINEthe KL-5 to GR-6 system"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"You must’ve had your hands full"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"You must’ve had your hands full"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That I did. That I did"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"So let’s talk a little bit about your duties"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(nervous) My duties? (Trying not to crack a joke) All right"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Now you’ll be heading a whole division, so you’llNEWLINEhave a lot of duties"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(trying not to laugh) I see"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(trying not to laugh) I see"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(trying not to laugh) I see"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"But there’ll be perhaps 30 people under you so you canNEWLINEdump a certain amount on them"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(really try not to laugh) Good to know"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(really try not to laugh) Good to know"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"We can go into detail"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"We can go into detail"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No don’t I beg of you"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No don’t I beg of you"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"All right then, we’ll have a definite answer for you onNEWLINEMonday, but I think I can say with some confidence, you’ll fit in well here"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(relieved) Really?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(relieved) Really?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(relieved) Really?"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Absolutely. (They walk to the door.) You can relax; you didNEWLINEgreat"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Y’knowNEWLINEI’ve been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hardNEWLINEto sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesn’t understand) Duties. (StillNEWLINEdoesn’t.) Duties! (Still doesn’t.) Poo. (Still doesn’t."},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh my God this doesn’t count! Okay? The interview was over, thatNEWLINEwas the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! CallNEWLINEsecurity! There’s a crazy guy out in the hall"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo?"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo?"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo?"},
				{"Character":"The Interviewer","Line":"Poo?"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’ll look forward to your call. (Walks away."}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" The New School, Joey and Monica are walking down a hallway.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well I had a great time! Learned how to bake, ate great food, that’sNEWLINEthe first A I’ve gotten since seventh grade, and I didn’t have to sleepNEWLINEwith the teacher this time"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, look! Acting for Beginners! Want to feel good about yourself"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What the hell"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What the hell"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What the hell"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What the hell"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What the hell"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"(They enter","Line":"They enter."},
				{"Character":"(They enter","Line":"They enter."},
				{"Character":"(They enter","Line":"They enter."},
				{"Character":"The Acting Teacher","Line":"All right, let’s start with some basics. Can anybodyNEWLINEtell me what the difference between upstage and downstage is"},
				{"Character":"(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly","Line":"No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly."},
				{"Character":"(No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly","Line":"No one can and Monica looks at Joey expectantly."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, this was a stupid idea. (Exits."}]
			}
		}
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