{"Content":{ "Cast":["Joey","Chandler","[Monica and Phoebe enter","Monica","Phoebe","[Rachel enters","Rachel","Ross","","Carol","[Ross’s beeper goes off","[Rachel starts to walk up"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch reading.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Can I see the comics"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"This is the New York Times"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"This is the New York Times"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, may I see the comics"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, may I see the comics"}, {"Character":"[Monica and Phoebe enter","Line":"Monica and Phoebe enter."}, {"Character":"[Monica and Phoebe enter","Line":"Monica and Phoebe enter."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We are. He’s meeting us here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We are. He’s meeting us here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Rachel is meeting us here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Rachel is meeting us here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh come on, they can be in the same room"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh come on, they can be in the same room"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, you shoulda been there last night"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why? What happened now"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why? What happened now"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why? What happened now"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well Ross was hangin’ out over at our place, Rachel comes over toNEWLINEborrow some moisturiser from Chandler..."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah y-you, how hard is it to say something? Rachel came over toNEWLINEborrow something"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Anyway! Her and Ross just started yelling at each other"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait. Why was he yelling at her? He’s the one who slept withNEWLINEsomeone else."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened,NEWLINEthat she should of forgiven him by now"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Whoa!! He is soo unreasonable! God, although I think I understand whatNEWLINEhe means. Oh my God, this is like 60 Minutes, okay, when, when, at firstNEWLINEyou’re really mad at that pharmaceutical company for making the drug and then y'knowNEWLINEyou just feel bad for the people because they needed to make their hair grow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced.NEWLINEMan, I hope Ross doesn’t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what this is like? This is like when my parents got divorced.NEWLINEMan, I hope Ross doesn’t try to kidnap me after Cub Scouts"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, theyNEWLINEnever broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy..."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I had the same dream"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I had the same dream"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I had the same dream"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I had the opposite dream"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I had the opposite dream"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what maybe it’s gonna be okay, I mean it’s been aNEWLINEweek"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I mean it’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, I mean it’s never taken me a week to get over a relationship"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It’s never taken you more than a shower to get over aNEWLINErelationship"}, {"Character":"[Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"[Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"[Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"[Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"[Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"[Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(seeing her) Okay, let’s go!! Let’s hit the road!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Let’s get the show on it!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Let’s get the show on it!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and it’s sooo close"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Closer than here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Closer than here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Closer than here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Closer than here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(turning around and picking a cup off of a table) Oh, hey, look, I foundNEWLINEcoffee! (handing her the cup) Okay, let’s skedaddle"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Wait, I’m not just gonna drink somebody’s old coffee"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, your highness"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, your highness"}, {"Character":"[Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment","Line":"Ross enters behind Rachel, and look at each other for a moment."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(in a deep voice, imitating Ross) Um, Rachel I’m really sorry.NEWLINE(imitating Rachel) That’s okay, do you wanna get back together? (imitating Ross)NEWLINEYeah, okay. (in her normal voice) Did anyone else hear that?"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross’s, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced toNEWLINEsmoke by an open window.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples canNEWLINEcut glass over here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wait. Really?! ‘Cause mine get me out of tickets"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spendingNEWLINEthis time with me. It’s been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna sayNEWLINEthanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hey, hey, huh, how about this weekend we have a laser disc marathonNEWLINEokay, and maybe a tournament on my new dart board? Huh, huh, what do you think? (in anNEWLINEIrish accent) Two days of darts, it’ll be great"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’ll be great for next weekend"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’ll be great for next weekend"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’ll be great for next weekend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, no, this weekend guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, no, no, this weekend guys"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It’ll be great for next weekend. I mean, (in an Irish accent)NEWLINEit’ll be grrreat"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s going on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s going on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s going on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s going on"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachel’sNEWLINEsister’s cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, for the whole weekend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, for the whole weekend"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, for the whole weekend"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"We’re really sorry, but um, she did ask us first"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, that’s okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away forNEWLINEthe first weekend I’m alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know what, I can stay, I’m gonna stay. ‘Cause the last timeNEWLINEI went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in yourNEWLINEgrandmother’s cab, but y'know what, I’ll stay"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, Pheebs we kinda need you to drive us all up there in yourNEWLINEgrandmother’s cab, but y'know what, I’ll stay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Noo! I’ll stay. He’s my brother"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Noo! I’ll stay. He’s my brother"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What a pity stay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What a pity stay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! We’re gonna have fun. We can make fudge"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pity food? Y'know what that’s okay, all right, I don’t need anyNEWLINEof you to stay, okay nobody stays"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, then, I might as well offer to stay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, then, I might as well offer to stay"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The rest stop, Phoebe’s pulling in.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"[Both Chandler and Joey put their feet up against the glass, Monica doesn’t andNEWLINEgets thrown up against the glass","Line":"Both Chandler and Joey put their feet up against the glass, Monica doesn’t andNEWLINEgets thrown up against the glass."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in hisNEWLINEhands","Line":"Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in hisNEWLINEhands."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to Rachel, who’s staying in the cab.) Aren’t you gonna go"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Thank you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is ‘noNEWLINEtissue, no tuschy.’ (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybody’s going.NEWLINE(She gets out and starts to close the door."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, y'know what don’t close it (Rachel slams the door shut lockingNEWLINEthemselves out.) ‘cause the... keys...are in there"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What’s going on"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What’s going on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) My lighter’s in there! (points to the cab"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Carol and Susan’s, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as thereNEWLINEis a knock on the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"(answering the door) Hi!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey, what are you doing here"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Hey, what are you doing here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, oh just ah, I was just wondering, when you and I split up, did youNEWLINEget the tape that was half the last episode of M*A*S*H and half the hostagesNEWLINEcoming home"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ah yeah, but now it’s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages comingNEWLINEhome"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s Ben"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s Ben"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s Ben"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s Ben"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s Ben"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Where’s Ben"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"He’s sleeping"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"He’s sleeping"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh. (notices the table) Ooh, is this a ah, is this a bad time"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Umm, yeah, actually, Susan’s gonna be home any minute, it’sNEWLINEkinda an anniversary"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"It’s not that kind of anniversary"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"It’s not that kind of anniversary"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah! (realises) Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah! (realises) Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah! (realises) Oh"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sooo!! Anyway.."}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sooo!! Anyway.."}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Sooo!! Anyway.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Umm, candles, champagne, yeah anniversaries are great. ‘Cause youNEWLINEknow love lasts forever, y'know. Nothing like it in this lifetime, money in the bank, soNEWLINERachel and I broke up"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh God, Ross I am so sorry"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh God, Ross I am so sorry"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, well"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, well"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, well"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, well"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Y'know what, I want to talk to you about this so much, but we shouldNEWLINEprobably do it when we could really get into it, are you free for dinner tomorrow night"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh yeah, I’d love that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh yeah, I’d love that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh yeah, I’d love that"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh, great! Me too"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Oh, great! Me too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I guess it all started when Rachel got this new job. (he sits down at theNEWLINEtable."}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Carol and Susan’s, Ross is eating the dinner Carol made for Susan.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"....right? Right? I mean it’s pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean theyNEWLINEjust took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I don’t, I don’t needNEWLINEthem, huh, I’ve got you guys now as friends, you and Susan"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ah, Susan will be so pleased"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ah, Susan will be so pleased"}, {"Character":"[Ross’s beeper goes off","Line":"Ross’s beeper goes off."}, {"Character":"[Ross’s beeper goes off","Line":"Ross’s beeper goes off."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Where’s 717? (He gets up toNEWLINEreturn the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but RossNEWLINEgrabs the last piece.) Hey, you’ve have more of these for Susan right"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"No. But it’s okay, I’ll just put out pickles or something"}, {"Character":"[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as itNEWLINErings","Line":"Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as itNEWLINErings."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(answering the phone) (whispering) Ross, thank God"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs? What, why are you whispering"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs? What, why are you whispering"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Pheebs? What, why are you whispering"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I ate a bug"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I ate a bug"}, {"Character":"[Rachel starts to walk up","Line":"Rachel starts to walk up."}, {"Character":"[Rachel starts to walk up","Line":"Rachel starts to walk up."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only aNEWLINEpenny. Let’s stock up. (takes her into the bathroom"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Listen Ross, we ran out of gas, and we don’t know where we are, soNEWLINEwe can’t get a tow truck"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, now you want a favour"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, now you want a favour"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, now you want a favour"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, now you want a favour"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, please"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, please"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, oh, I’m sorry your car broke down Pheebs, but I’m a littleNEWLINEtoo busy with some of my real friends right now, but please call to let me know you gotNEWLINEhome safely okay"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"(running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe,NEWLINEhang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I’m not gonna pick them up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I’m not gonna pick them up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I’m not gonna pick them up"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Listen, we both know you’re gonna do it ‘cause you’re notNEWLINEa jerk. Okay? So you can either sulk here for a half hour and then go pick them up, orNEWLINEsave us both time and sulk in the car"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, Rachel doesn’t want me to..."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, Rachel doesn’t want me to..."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, Rachel doesn’t want me to..."}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Look, I-I-I am sorry that Rachel dumped you ‘cause she fell in loveNEWLINEwith that Mark guy, and you are the innocent victim in all of this, but don’t punishNEWLINEyour friends for what Rachel did to you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you’re right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you’re right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, you’re right"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"(on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens)NEWLINEWhat? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We were on a break!!! Okay!! (grabs the phone) We were, we were..., (calmsNEWLINEdown) yeah. Where are you? I’ll find you. (hangs up"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You slept with another woman"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You slept with another woman"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You slept with another woman"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You slept with another woman"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, you-you’re-you’re one to talk"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Carol and Susan’s, Carol is running to answer the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"(looking through the peephole) Ugh. (opening the door) Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi! Sorry I’m late. Were you sleeping"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ahh, nooo!"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ahh, nooo!"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ahh, nooo!"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ahh, nooo!"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Ahh, nooo!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you theNEWLINEbest one I could, ‘cause that’s not where you want to skimp"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You’re a genius, Ross"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You’re a genius, Ross"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"You’re a genius, Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an evenNEWLINE110"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Okay, I’ll pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Okay, I’ll pay you tomorrow. (pushes him out the door"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Okay, bye!"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Okay, bye!"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Okay, bye!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So they ah, they all took off, it was pretty hard watching them go,NEWLINEy'know"}, {"Character":"Carol","Line":"Yeah, okay, bye. (closes the door, turns out the lights, and runs back toNEWLINEthe bedroom"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(outside the door) So I’m gonna take off then"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(outside the door) So I’m gonna take off then"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Without The Ski Trip.html"}