{"Content":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Joey","Monica","Chandler","Both","Doug","Kara","(The duck quacks","Phoebe","Ross","Janice","(They both turn around","","(Pause"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to pry more information about ChandlerNEWLINEand Monica from Joey who's sitting on the couch and busy downing a pizza.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on Joey!!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Rach, I told you everything I knew last night! Look, it's not that big of a deal,NEWLINEso Monica and Chandler are doing it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can't believe you would say that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can't believe you would say that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Sorry. Monica and Chandler are making love"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! I mean come on! This is a huge deal! (She sits next to him on theNEWLINEcouch.) Fine I want—I need more details, who-who initiated the first kiss"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(thinks) I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(thinks) I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(thinks) I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(thinks) I don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is he romantic with her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are they in love"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Are they in love"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(thinks) I don't know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(thinks) I don't know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You don't know anything"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You don't know anything"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh, I know one thing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh, I know one thing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"They did it right there on the couch."}, {"Character":"(He points to where she's sitting and she jumps up quickly","Line":"He points to where she's sitting and she jumps up quickly."}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are weNEWLINEcelebrating"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over from the Christmas party"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I think this is so cool because none of our friends are here and we can be aNEWLINEreal couple. We don't have to hide"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I know, I can do this. (He takes her hand."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ooh, and I can do this. (She kisses him on the cheek."}, {"Character":"(They both stand real close together","Line":"They both stand real close together."}, {"Character":"(They both stand real close together","Line":"They both stand real close together."}, {"Character":"Both","Line":"We can't do that. (They separate."}, {"Character":"Both","Line":"We can't do that. (They separate."}, {"Character":"(Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up","Line":"Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up."}, {"Character":"(Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up","Line":"Chandler's boss (Doug) walks up."}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hey Bing! (Slaps him on his ass.) (Sees Monica) Wo-ho-ho, who's the pretty ladyNEWLINEand what the hell is she doing with you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I asked myself that very question, sir. Uh, (Points to Monica) this isNEWLINEMonica. (Points to his boss.) This is my boss, Doug. Doug this is Monica"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, nice to meet you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, nice to meet you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, nice to meet you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, nice to meet you"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hi! And this is my wife Kara"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Hi! And this is my wife Kara"}, {"Character":"Kara","Line":"Nice to meet you Monica. Bing! (Slaps Chandler on his butt."}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, sir"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, sir"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, sir"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, sir"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, sir"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, sir"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Yeah, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Yeah, Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe"}, {"Character":"(Chandler does a fake laugh","Line":"Chandler does a fake laugh."}, {"Character":"(Chandler does a fake laugh","Line":"Chandler does a fake laugh."}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"Come on honey, let's go drink our body weight. (They walk off leaving ChandlerNEWLINEand Monica alone."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What was that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That noise you just made"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That noise you just made"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that was my work laugh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, that was my work laugh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? Your work laugh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Really? Your work laugh"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, believe me, to survive this party, you're gonna have to come up with oneNEWLINEtoo"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, check me out"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, check me out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"(She walks up to where Doug is finishing another joke to another group","Line":"She walks up to where Doug is finishing another joke to another group."}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"…says $30 Father; same as in town"}, {"Character":"Doug","Line":"…says $30 Father; same as in town"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe is settling a dispute between the chick andNEWLINEthe duck.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"(The duck quacks","Line":"The duck quacks."}, {"Character":"(The duck quacks","Line":"The duck quacks."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, then what happened"}, {"Character":"(The duck flaps its wings frantically","Line":"The duck flaps its wings frantically."}, {"Character":"(The duck flaps its wings frantically","Line":"The duck flaps its wings frantically."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(gasps) Ohh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. (The chick clucks.) You'll get your turn"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Nothing! (Picks up and sets the chick down on the floor.) (To the chick.) ThisNEWLINEis not over"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! No! No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! No! No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! No! No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No! No! No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I was up all night writing this really nasty letter to Emily! It was perfect andNEWLINEnow it's all covered in-in… (The duck quacks.) Actually, thanks"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering from his room) All right! Everybody ready to go to the movies"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh actually, I think I'm gonna skip it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I'm gonna stay and read my book. I just wanna be alone right now"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh. Are you sure you don't want to come? Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, they get mail andNEWLINEstuff"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's okay, Joe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's okay, Joe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's okay, Joe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's okay, Joe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's okay, Joe"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, let's go Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, let's go Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(licks the envelope and encounters a foreign substance on the glue.) Oh God"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can't believe you let them win"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, at least you hid your feelings well about it. (Removes a smashedNEWLINEracquet from his bag."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was frustrated"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was frustrated"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was frustrated"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was frustrated"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It was my racquet"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It was my racquet"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was frustrated with you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was frustrated with you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrowNEWLINEnight"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know what really bothers me? Is—it's how-how different you act aroundNEWLINEthem! I mean y'know the throwing the tennis games, the fake laugh, the I'll see youNEWLINEaround, Bing! Not if I see you first, Doug! (Mocks the fake laugh.) INEWLINEgotta tell you, I don't like Work Chandler. Okay? The guy's a suck-up"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay y'know what, because you said that, I'm not putting out tonight"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, continued from earlier.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Uh-oh-okay. Uh-oh-okay. I know what you all are thinking. But Chandler is in Yemen!NEWLINEI'm a young woman! I have needs! I can't wait forever"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! No that's what I was thinking"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! No that's what I was thinking"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"So I'm asking you please, take a moment before you judge me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, nobody's judging you. (They all turn and look at Ross."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, nobody's judging you. (They all turn and look at Ross."}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh! Okay! (To Ross) You, Mister Right Place at the Right Time, call me! (DoesNEWLINEher famous, or is that infamous, laugh and exits."}, {"Character":"(They all turn and glare at Ross","Line":"They all turn and glare at Ross."}, {"Character":"(They all turn and glare at Ross","Line":"They all turn and glare at Ross."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, look, I-I know what you guys are going to say"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You two will have very hairy children"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You two will have very hairy children"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I didn't know you would say that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I didn't know you would say that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross! Janice?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross! Janice?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross! Janice?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, hold on! Hold on. Hold on. This is Ross, okay? He's our friend. HeNEWLINEobviously went crazy. He obviously lost his mind"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Look, I didn't lose my mind! Okay, Janice and I have a lot in common!NEWLINEWe've-we've both been divorced. We-we both have kids"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So are you actually gonna see her again"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So are you actually gonna see her again"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So are you actually gonna see her again"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Phoebe! Don't put ideas in his head"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I am gonna see her again"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I am gonna see her again"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I am gonna see her again"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Phoebe!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Phoebe!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit Phoebe!"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Phoebe and Joey are there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, put your 20 bucks down. First one to find the tasty treat wins. Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-hmm"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removesNEWLINEthe waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) AndNEWLINEthey're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Get your foot off my contestant! Judge"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, no violation"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohhh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey guys"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"(Neither of them turns around from watching the chick and the duck look for the tastyNEWLINEtreat","Line":"Neither of them turns around from watching the chick and the duck look for the tastyNEWLINEtreat."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y'know what? It sounds so weird to say this but, I just had a great day withNEWLINEJanice!"}, {"Character":"(They both turn around","Line":"They both turn around."}, {"Character":"(They both turn around","Line":"They both turn around."}, {"Character":"(They both turn around","Line":"They both turn around."}, {"Character":"(They both turn around","Line":"They both turn around."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you serious?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you serious?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah! I opened up to her about all the terrible stuff that's been happening toNEWLINEme. I mean I talked for hours. (Joey has lost interest and is watching the race again.) ItNEWLINEis amazing to have someone give you such-such focused attention"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You don't need Janice for that, you've got us. We"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And the duck gets the Nutter-Butter"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just anNEWLINEold Wonton"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Judge rules, Nutter-Butter"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, tough call"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey Rach! Hey, you mind if I read my comic books in here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure! Why"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure! Why"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure! Why"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh well, Chandler and Monica are over there and it's kinda hard to concentrate"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What?! She just called and said that she was gonna be working late! She keepsNEWLINElying to me! That's it! Y'know what? I'm just gonna go over there and confront them rightNEWLINEnow"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler'sNEWLINEbedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking","Line":"Cut to Chandler, Joey, and Ross's apartment, Rachel enters and sneaks up to Chandler'sNEWLINEbedroom where she overhears Chandler and Monica talking."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racistNEWLINEjokes now?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(from his bedroom) All right, so you're telling me that I have to tell racistNEWLINEjokes now?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sorry! I'm just—I'm not very good at this! I'm a terrible liar and I hateNEWLINEhaving to lie to Rachel"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But we're not ready to tell yet"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But we're not ready to tell yet"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know! It's just that…ever since high school Rachel was the one person INEWLINEtold everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend"}, {"Character":"(Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp inNEWLINEthe process","Line":"Rachel decides not to confront them and starts to walk out, knocking over a lamp inNEWLINEthe process."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Joey?! Oh my God, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey! Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wh-wh-what are you doing here? (She tries to pull her shirt down to cover theNEWLINEfact that she's wearing men's boxers."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I was actually—I-I came over here to-to borrow this lamp. To umm,NEWLINElook at my books, y'know, see them a little better"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay great!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay great!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay great!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay great!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay great!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay great!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great! Umm, well what-what I was doing in Chandler's room is that umm, I wasNEWLINEcleaning it! In fact, he pays me to clean it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! What a great way to earn some extra pocket money"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know when I said to you earlier that I was at work umm, I'm at my new work"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at myNEWLINEbooks"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'll get back to my new job"}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"(Pause","Line":"Pause."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"'Kay. (Pause.) Congratulations on your new job. (She goes and hugs Monica andNEWLINEis almost in tears."}, {"Character":"(After she exits, Chandler enters","Line":"After she exits, Chandler enters."}, {"Character":"(After she exits, Chandler enters","Line":"After she exits, Chandler enters."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Man, she is really gullible"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Man, she is really gullible"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Chandler is reading a magazine as Ross hands him aNEWLINEbeer.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Dude, we got to talk"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and INEWLINEhope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. 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Well,NEWLINEbut I want you to remember that I forgave you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And, I want you to remember that I gave you twenty (counts his money) sevenNEWLINEdollars. No strings attached. Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write itNEWLINEdown—let's write it down"}] } } }, "Title":"Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Chandler's Work Laugh.html"}