{"Content":{ "Cast":["Monica","Chandler","Joey","Joey (looks at the box)","Rachel","Phoebe","Ross","","Dressmaker","Emily","The Vendor","(The phone rings","(She answers it","Mrs. Geller","Mr. Geller","Ross and Monica","Mr. Waltham","Mrs. Waltham","Ticket Agent","Drunk Man","Monica","Passenger","Minister","Emily","{Transcriber's Note","(Cut to the parents","(Cut to the Walthams","Gate Agent","(They all hug"], "Scenes":{ "0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]}, "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are getting ready for the flight toNEWLINELondon and Monica comes running in.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to getNEWLINEa taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, thereNEWLINEcould be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Six-hour trip to London. That's a lot of Monica"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What do you got there"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What do you got there"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What do you got there"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What do you got there"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Condoms, dude"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Condoms, dude"}, {"Character":"Joey (looks at the box)","Line":"How come the writing is in Spanish"}, {"Character":"Joey (looks at the box)","Line":"How come the writing is in Spanish"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don't read my condoms"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don't read my condoms"}, {"Character":"[Cut to the girls' apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe andNEWLINERachel watch","Line":"Cut to the girls' apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe andNEWLINERachel watch."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Passport, check! (As she puts away each item, she says check.) Camera,NEWLINEcheck! Traveller's cheques, check!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are you saying check too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are you saying check too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are you saying check too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Who are you saying check too"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Myself. Y'know for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing,NEWLINEyou get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realised it was weird"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only didNEWLINEit the one time. But it was pretty weird"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! Are you ready yet"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey! Are you ready yet"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yep! You got the tickets"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yep! You got the tickets"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yep! You got the tickets"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! Got 'em right here, (Pats his coat pocket) check"}, {"Character":"[Cut to the guys' apartment","Line":"Cut to the guys' apartment."}, {"Character":"[Cut to the guys' apartment","Line":"Cut to the guys' apartment."}, {"Character":"[Cut to the guys' apartment","Line":"Cut to the guys' apartment."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's all London, baby! Here we go. (He takes a picture of a less thanNEWLINEenthused Chandler and starts towards the girls' apartment."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got your passport"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got your passport"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got your passport"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You got your passport"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You don't want to lose that"}, {"Character":"(Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesn't know why, it takes him a little bit toNEWLINEfigure it out","Line":"Chandler glares at him. At first Joey doesn't know why, it takes him a little bit toNEWLINEfigure it out."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh!! (Runs to his room."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh!! (Runs to his room."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh!! (Runs to his room."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ohh!! (Runs to his room."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There it is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There it is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There it is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"There it is"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Street in front of the London Marriott, Joey and Chandler exit. Joey isNEWLINEcarrying a video camera and is shooting Chandler.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on! Do something"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on! Do something"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am, I'm ignoring you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I am, I'm ignoring you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, here! (Gives him the camera.) I wanna be the on camera guy. All right,NEWLINEfirst stop, Westminster Abbey. (Joey folds out his pop-up map of London. AllNEWLINEof the major landmarks pop-up like in a pop-up book."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, what the hell is that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, what the hell is that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, what the hell is that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's London, baby! All right, the hotel's here. (Points to the map.) Wait.NEWLINENo, we wanna go... No. I know. (Sets the map down.) I'm gonna have to go into the map. (SoNEWLINEJoey literally steps into the map."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I got it! (Picks up the map and starts walking.) Here we go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Listen-listen, we're not gonna have to walk this way the entireNEWLINEtime are we"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Shhh! (Pause) Man, you made me lose it! (He goes into the map again."}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey are sitting on the top floor on one of the red coaches inNEWLINELondon that doesn't have a roof. Joey is very enthusiastic and is pointing at all theNEWLINEdifferent sights. Chandler is really embarrassed and tries to make him stop. Afterwards,NEWLINEJoey tries to film Chandler with his video camera, and Chandler obviously hates this.NEWLINEThen, Joey falls asleep, and Chandler tries to take the video camera away from him.NEWLINEHowever, Joey is holding onto it (in his sleep) and won't let it go. Chandler pulls untilNEWLINEJoey lets it go, causing Chandler to fall out of his seat.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" A bridal shop somewhere in London. Monica is trying on her red bridesmaidNEWLINEdress, and Emily is watching. A dressmaker is working on Monica's dress.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Don't worry. You'll find some place to get married"}, {"Character":"(The dressmaker puts a pin in the dress, but accidentally pricks Monica with it","Line":"The dressmaker puts a pin in the dress, but accidentally pricks Monica with it."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oowww!"}, {"Character":"Dressmaker","Line":"Sorry. Lucky this dress is red"}, {"Character":"Dressmaker","Line":"Sorry. Lucky this dress is red"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"We can't find another place. Then we can't have the wedding! I've orderedNEWLINEchicken and salad and-and cake for 150. What should be the most wonderful day of my lifeNEWLINEis rapidly turning into just Sunday with a spectacular amount of food"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You're gonna find a place. But even if - God forbid - you didn't.. So youNEWLINEpostpone the wedding. Is that really so bad? I mean, think about it. You could take allNEWLINEthe time you needed to get everything that you want. You could have tulips, you could haveNEWLINEsalmon.... Mmmmm... Salmon!"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"I suppose it wouldn't be the end of the world... Oh, thank you"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"I suppose it wouldn't be the end of the world... Oh, thank you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But either way... You're gonna get married, you're gonna be happy, my mom'sNEWLINEgonna like you better than me"}, {"Character":"(Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable","Line":"Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable."}, {"Character":"(Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable","Line":"Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable."}, {"Character":"(Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable","Line":"Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable."}, {"Character":"(Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable","Line":"Emily smiles a bit and looks uncomfortable."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, god... She's told you that already, didn't she?"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" A park in London, Joey and Chandler walk up to a souvenir stand.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"So, what are you guys in the market for? We've got uh, scarves, tulipNEWLINEpost cards.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Check this out? Huh? (Joey has this big tall hat with a British flag on theNEWLINEfront of it.) Yeah. That's the stuff. What do you think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I don't have to buy that, I'm with stupid T-shirtNEWLINEanymore"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I don't have to buy that, I'm with stupid T-shirtNEWLINEanymore"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I like it. Here you go. (He pays for the hat."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, look, you're not really gonna buy that are you? Don't youNEWLINEthink you've embarrassed me enough for one day"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I embarrass you?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I embarrass you?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I embarrass you?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I embarrass you?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I embarrass you?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How can I answer that when I'm pretending I don't know you"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"He's just jealous. You'll fit right in; all Londoners wear them"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"He's just jealous. You'll fit right in; all Londoners wear them"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh really? Then how come no one here is wearing them"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"(looks around) They're all tourists"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"(looks around) They're all tourists"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, look, if you insist on wearing that, in public, y'know, you'reNEWLINEgonna spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If you're gonna make me choose between you andNEWLINEthe hat? I choose the hat"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"The Vendor","Line":"Good choice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thanks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, wait. All right, that's it, okay, I'm out of here. I am not goingNEWLINEto be embarrassed anymore! (He trips over a box, falls into a flower stand and walks awayNEWLINEtrying to be cool."}, {"Character":"(A man walks up to Joey and stares at Chandler and the flower stand. Joey turns aroundNEWLINEto introduce himself","Line":"A man walks up to Joey and stares at Chandler and the flower stand. Joey turns aroundNEWLINEto introduce himself."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How you doin'? Joey Tribbiani, America"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the couch as Rachel returns carrying a bunchNEWLINEof shopping bags.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(depressed) Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(depressed) Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So, did shopping make you feel any better about Ross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Manhattan does not have enough stores"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Manhattan does not have enough stores"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I think I can help you get over him"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You can"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You can"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You can"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You can"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You can"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You can"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. I just need you to bring me some photos of Ross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um-hmm"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And a small piece of chocolate"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And a small piece of chocolate"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And a glass of tepid water. (She gathers up all of these things."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ooh, is this one of those things where you throw it in a bag with someNEWLINEgraveyard dirt and hang it from a north-facing tree"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh, only if you have the hiccups too. Yeah, the pictures are for you, theNEWLINEwater and the chocolate is for me. I just didn't feel like getting up. Okay, I'm gonnaNEWLINEshow you a picture of Ross. Okay? And you're going to remember all of the bad things aboutNEWLINEhim. All right? Really focus on his flaws"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can do that. I certainly did it when we were going out"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. Umm, before we get started, I just wanna say for the record that INEWLINElove Ross, I think he's such a great guy. Here. (Hands her the picture, Rachel grabs itNEWLINEout of her hand.) Okay, now, close your eyes. And imagine that you're with Ross okay andNEWLINEimagine that you're kissing him. And you're-you're running your hands all over his body.NEWLINEAnd then you run your hands through his hair, but eew-oh gross it's some kind of grease,NEWLINEit's-uck! Hah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know, his uh, his hair never really bothered me that much, andNEWLINEy'know it was always more crunchy than it was greasy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let's try some uh,NEWLINEaversion therapy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, this is going to be harder than I thought. Umm, let's try some uh,NEWLINEaversion therapy"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So uh, now look at the picture.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So uh, now look at the picture.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, and umm... (She grabs the picture and smacks her in the head.)"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, how do you feel now"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, how do you feel now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I like you less"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I like you less"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is on the couch, and Rachel is sitting on theNEWLINEchair.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh! I thought of a good flaw! Ross pops his gum"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, right! (BEAT) Wait a minute, I do that too"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, right! (BEAT) Wait a minute, I do that too"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, I know. It drives me crazy"}, {"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."}, {"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."}, {"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'll get it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'll get it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'll get it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'll get it"}, {"Character":"(She answers it","Line":"She answers it."}, {"Character":"(She answers it","Line":"She answers it."}, {"Character":"(She answers it","Line":"She answers it."}, {"Character":"(She answers it","Line":"She answers it."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hello"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hey, Pheebs! It's Joey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey, Joey! Hey! Ooh! Ooh! I just say someone on the-that looks just likeNEWLINEyou on the subway. And I was gonna go over and say 'hi!' but then I figured, he doesn'tNEWLINEcare if he looks like you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That just cost me four bucks. But uh listen, I just called to see how theNEWLINEchick and the duck are doing"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, they're having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn'tNEWLINEbeen helpful at all. So, do you miss me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh, they're having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasn'tNEWLINEbeen helpful at all. So, do you miss me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Kinda, but I've just been having way too much fun"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So you're not homesick yet"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So you're not homesick yet"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So you're not homesick yet"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, I don't think so"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, I don't think so"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, I don't think so"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, the seven of us miss you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, the seven of us miss you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who's seven"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who's seven"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who's seven"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Who's seven"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know, me, Rachel, the birds, the babies.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ahh, the babies miss me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ahh, the babies miss me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Of course they do! Or I'm just really hungry"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Of course they do! Or I'm just really hungry"}, {"Character":"(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebe's door","Line":"There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebe's door."}, {"Character":"(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebe's door","Line":"There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebe's door."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, the pizza guy's here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, the pizza guy's here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? You ordered pizza without me?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? You ordered pizza without me?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. But y'know we were thinking about you, y'know we ordered the JoeyNEWLINESpecial"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Two pizzas?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep! Okay, gotta go, talk to you later"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait, well, where did you get it from?!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait, well, where did you get it from?!"}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is in her bedroom.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you remember where the duck food is"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. Why"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, it's in the guys' apartment under the sink. 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I'm sorry, I know this must be really hard, it's over"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know what? No. It's not over until someone says, I do.NEWLINE(Exits"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know what? No. It's not over until someone says, I do.NEWLINE(Exits"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I do! I do! I do! (Chases her into the hall, but Rachel doesn't stop.) INEWLINEdo! (Gives up.) Ugh, like I can really chase you. I'm carrying a litter"}] }, "9":{ "SceneDescription":" Rehearsal dinner hall. Ross and Emily are standing in the reception area.NEWLINEMonica arrives with her parents.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(Ross hugs his mom and dad)Hi. Mom. Dad"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Sweetheart. 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How do you do?NEWLINEVery nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it's the Gellers. (She pays noNEWLINEattention she's talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it's the Gellers. (She'sNEWLINEstill not responding.) She's very self-absorbed, you know. 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