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NEWLINE Joey: Uh, ah, Monica's pregnant?!
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NEWLINE Monica: (shocked) Really? (She looks around, suddenly embarrassed) NEWLINE Let's get past the moment.
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NEWLINE Phoebe: What's your news?
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NEWLINE Chandler: Thank you. I got a job in advertising. (Everybody cheers)
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NEWLINE Monica: (hugging Chandler) Oh, honey, that's incredible!
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NEWLINE Phoebe: (inquisitive) Gosh, what's the pay like? (Everybody NEWLINE stares at her indignantly) Oh, come on people… (defending) come NEWLINE on, now, if I don't know who makes the most, how do I know who I like the most! NEWLINE (She looks at Joey) Hey Joey! (Joey winks at her)
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NEWLINE Chandler: Actually, it pays nothing. It's an internship.
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NEWLINE Joey: Oh, that's cool. We have interns at 'Days Of Our Lives'.
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NEWLINE Chandler: Right. So, it'll be the same except… less sex with you. NEWLINE (Joey nods)
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NEWLINE Ross: So, uh, what kinda stuff do you think they'll have you do there?
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NEWLINE Chandler: Well, it's a training program, but at the end, they hire the NEWLINE people they like.
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NEWLINE Phoebe: (enthusiastic) That's great.
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NEWLINE Chandler: Yeah, I mean, there's probably gonna be some ground work which NEWLINE will probably stink, you know, grown man getting people coffee is a little humiliating NEWLINE
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NEWLINE (At the same time, Gunther puts down a cup of coffee in front of Chandler)
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NEWLINE Chandler: (grinning awkwardly) Humiliating and noble!
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NEWLINE (Gunther shoots a nasty look at him while leaving)
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NEWLINE Ross: You know, if I didn't already have a job, I think, I would have NEWLINE been really good in advertising.
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NEWLINE Monica: Ross, you did not come up with got milk?
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NEWLINE Ross: Yes, I did, I did! (He turns to Joey, disappointed) NEWLINE I should have written it down!
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