{"Content":{
	"Cast":["Monica","Ross","Chandler","Joey","Phoebe","Rachel","Terry","[Cut to on the bus","<strong>Girl No. 1","<strong>Girl No. 2","(They all get off the bus","<strong>Chandler and Joey","Stephanie","(Rachel goes outside","<strong>Kid","","<strong>Together"],
	"Scenes":{
		"0":{"SceneDescription":"NONE","lines":[]},
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Chandler, Joey, Ross and Ben areNEWLINEthere.&nbsp; Ben is sitting in his little rocking seat.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Who da wenny-Benny boy? You the Wenny-wenny-Benny-Benny boy, yes. (BenNEWLINEstarts crying.) Don't cry. Don't cry. (To Ross) Why is he still crying"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Let me hold him for a sec. There. (Ben stops crying) Huh? There we are"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maye it's me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maye it's me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maye it's me"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maye it's me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Don't be silly. Ben loves you. He's just being Mr. Crankypants"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"There we go. All better. (gives Ben back to Monica"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"There's my little boy. (Ben starts crying again"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"There's my little boy. (Ben starts crying again"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Can I uh see something? (Takes Ben. When he puts him close to Monica,NEWLINEBen cries. When he moves Ben away, he stops crying. He does that a couple times."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Cool"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"He hates me. My nephew hates me"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, don't do this"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, don't do this"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on, don't do this"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What if my own baby hates me? Huh? What am I gonna do then"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Monica, will you stop? This is nuts. Do you know how long it's gonnaNEWLINEbe before you actually have to deal with this problem? I mean, you don't even have aNEWLINEboyfriend yet. (Monica glares at him.) Joey, she does not look fat"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is doing some cleaning as Phoebe sits on the couch withNEWLINEher guitar.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey Rach, wanna hear the new song I'm thinkin' of singing thisNEWLINEafternoon? I wrote it this morning in the shower"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing) <em>I'm in the shower and I'm writing a song. Stop me ifNEWLINEyou've heard it. My skin is soapy, and my hair is wet, and Tegrin spelled backward isNEWLINENirget.</em"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Uh, Rachel, sweetheart, could I see ya for a minute"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's up"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's up"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What's up"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"F.Y.I.. I've decided to pay a professional musician to play in here onNEWLINESunday afternoons. Her name is Stephanie... something. She's supposed to be very good"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But what about Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But what about Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"But what about Phoebe"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Rachel, it's not that your friend is bad, it's that she's so bad, sheNEWLINEmakes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain and swirl it around"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok, ok, so you're not a fan, but I mean, come on, you cannot do this toNEWLINEher"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Uh... (Points at Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Uh... (Points at Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Uh... (Points at Rachel."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing) <em>Lather, rinse, repeat, and lather, rinse, repeat, andNEWLINElather, rinse, repeat...as needed.</em"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel has just broken the news to Phoebe.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But, but this is my gig. This is where I play. My, my name is writtenNEWLINEout there in chalk. You know, you can't just erase chalk"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Honey, I'm sorry"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Honey, I'm sorry"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Honey, I'm sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"And he's going to be paying this woman? Why doesn't he just give herNEWLINElike a throne, and a crown, and like a, you know, gold stick with a ball on top"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying Terry's aNEWLINEjerk! That's where that came from"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, ok. You probably did everything you could."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, ok. You probably did everything you could."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok, you know what, lemme, let me just see what else I can do. (She goesNEWLINEover to Terry.) All right, look, look. Why don't you just let her go on after StephanieNEWLINEwhatever-her-name-is. I mean, you won't even be here. You don't pay her. It's not gonnaNEWLINEcost you anything"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I, I don't know."},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I, I don't know."},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I, I don't know."},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"I, I don't know."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Come on, Terry, I'll even clean the cappuccino machine"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"You don't clean the cappuccino machine"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"You don't clean the cappuccino machine"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Of course I clean it. I mean, I,I will cleeeean it. I mean, I willNEWLINEcleeeean it"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine"},
				{"Character":"Terry","Line":"Oh, all right, fine, fine, fine"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel goes back to Phoebe","Line":"Rachel goes back to Phoebe."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel goes back to Phoebe","Line":"Rachel goes back to Phoebe."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Done"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. Who's workin' for you babe"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh! Oh my god. This is so exciting. How much am I gonna get"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beauseNEWLINEshe's a professional"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I'm not gonna be the only one who's not getting paid"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, but Pheebs.."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, but Pheebs.."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, but Pheebs.."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, huh uh, I'm sorry, no. No, I'm not some like sloppy second, charityNEWLINEband. You know what, there are thousands of places in this city where people would beNEWLINEhappy to pay to hear me play."},
				{"Character":"[Time Lapse, Phoebe is on the sidewalk in front of Central Perk singing","Line":"Time Lapse, Phoebe is on the sidewalk in front of Central Perk singing."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing, angrily) <em>When I play, I play for me, I don't need yourNEWLINEcharity</em>. (Someone puts a coin in her guitar case) Thank you! La la la la la la la..."}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" A Street, Chandler and Joey are still trying to pick up women with Ben.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we shouldNEWLINEjust go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, hey, look at that talent. (Motions to two girls waiting for the bus."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to taxi driver) Just practicing. You're good. Carry on"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to taxi driver) Just practicing. You're good. Carry on"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler and Joey run to get on the bus","Line":"Chandler and Joey run to get on the bus."},
				{"Character":"(Chandler and Joey run to get on the bus","Line":"Chandler and Joey run to get on the bus."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait-wait-wait-wait"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait!&nbsp; Wait"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait!&nbsp; Wait"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Wait!&nbsp; Wait"},
				{"Character":"[Cut to on the bus","Line":"Cut to on the bus."},
				{"Character":"[Cut to on the bus","Line":"Cut to on the bus."},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 1","Line":"/strong> Hey, you. He's just adorable"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 2","Line":"/strong> So what are you guys out doing today"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 2","Line":"/strong> So what are you guys out doing today"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hangingNEWLINEwith the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) You done"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) You done"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) You done"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 1</strong>","Line":"Oh, there's our stop"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Get outta here. This is our stop too"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Get outta here. This is our stop too"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 2","Line":"/strong> You guys live around here too"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. We live in the building by the uh sidewalk"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You know it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all, what do you say we uh, getNEWLINEtogether for a drink"},
				{"Character":"(They all get off the bus","Line":"They all get off the bus."},
				{"Character":"(They all get off the bus","Line":"They all get off the bus."},
				{"Character":"(They all get off the bus","Line":"They all get off the bus."},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 1","Line":"/strong> So uh, you wanna go to Marquel's"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, sure, they love us over there"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, sure, they love us over there"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 2","Line":"/strong> Where's your baby"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Girl No. 2","Line":"/strong> Where's your baby"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Chandler and Joey","Line":"/strong> (running after bus) Ben! Ben! Ben!"}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Outside Central Perk, Phoebe is still singing.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing) ...<em> with the double double double-jointed boy</em>. (ANEWLINEwoman carrying a guitar case walks up.) Hey. So um, are you the professional guitarNEWLINEplayer"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah. I'm Stephanie"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah. I'm Stephanie"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Right. My name was on there (The chalk sign out front), but now it justNEWLINEsays carrot cake. So, um, so um, how many chords do you know"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"All of them."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"All of them."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"All of them."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"All of them."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah, so you know D"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah, so you know D"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, do you know A minor"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, do you know A minor"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, do you know how to go from D to A minor"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok. Um, so does your guitar have a strap"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"No"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh. Mine does. (singing) <em>Stephanie knows all the chords</em>. (makesNEWLINEa face"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is introducing Stephanie.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ok, everybody, let's give a uh nice warm Central Perk welcome to.."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(outside singing angrily) <em>Terry's a jerk, and he won't let me work,NEWLINEand I hate Central Perk</em>"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Thank you. I'd like to start with a song that I wrote for the firstNEWLINEman I ever loved. (singing) <em>Zachary</em>"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing/screaming) <em>You're all invited to bite me</em>"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing/screaming) <em>You're all invited to bite me</em>"}]
			},
		"7":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is standing by the door and looking at Phoebe counting herNEWLINEmoney as Stephanie is singing.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"(singing) <em>Just call me angel of the monring.&nbsp; Angel!&nbsp;NEWLINEJust touch my cheek before you leave me. Oh baby.&nbsp; Just call me angel of the morning.NEWLINE&nbsp; Angel!&nbsp; And slowly turn away.&nbsp; I won't beg you to stay, with me.</em"},
				{"Character":"(Rachel goes outside","Line":"Rachel goes outside."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel goes outside","Line":"Rachel goes outside."},
				{"Character":"(Rachel goes outside","Line":"Rachel goes outside."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, hi"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, hi"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Here. I thought you might be cold. (Hands her a cup of coffee."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Thank you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Whoa, look at you, you did pretty well"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the firstNEWLINEtwo, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Do you"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No. This whole like playing-for-money thing is so not good for me. YouNEWLINEknow, I don't know, when I sang Su-Su-Suicide, I got a dollar seventy-five.NEWLINEBut then, Smelly Cat, I got 25 cents and a condom. So you know, now I justNEWLINEfeel really bad for Smelly Cat"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. YouNEWLINEknow, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh! (Waves herNEWLINEhand over her head."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"It's not even that. I used to do my songs because it made me happy, butNEWLINEnow it's like, it's just all about the money"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually aNEWLINErequest for Smelly Cat"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, people missed you in there. And in fact, there was actually aNEWLINErequest for Smelly Cat"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really? From who"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really? From who"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, from me. And I know it's not your big money song, but it's myNEWLINEfavorite"},
				{"Character":"(A kid runs up, who looks like, or will look a lot like Phoebe's brother","Line":"A kid runs up, who looks like, or will look a lot like Phoebe's brother."},
				{"Character":"(A kid runs up, who looks like, or will look a lot like Phoebe's brother","Line":"A kid runs up, who looks like, or will look a lot like Phoebe's brother."},
				{"Character":"<strong>Kid","Line":"/strong> Hi. Uh, did I accidentally drop a condom in your case? It's kindNEWLINEof an emergency"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Here you go"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. Here you go"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Kid","Line":"/strong> Thanks a lot. Hey Christine, I got it"}]
			},
		"8":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Phoebe is teaching Smelly Cat to Stephanie.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"(singing) <em>Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you</em>"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no, no. I'm sorry. It's <em>smelly cat, smel-ly cat</em>"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"<em>Smelly cat, smel-ly cat</em>.."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"<em>Smelly cat, smel-ly cat</em>.."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Better. Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, much better. And you know what, don't feel bad, because it's aNEWLINEhard song"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You wanna try it again"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You wanna try it again"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah. From the top"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Yeah. From the top"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't youNEWLINEjust follow me"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Stephanie","Line":"Ok"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mmmm hmmm"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Mmmm hmmm"},
				{"Character":"<strong>Together","Line":"/strong> <em>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, what are they feeding you?NEWLINESmelly Cat, Smelly Cat, it's not your fault</em>"},
				{"Character":"(Stephanie does a little riff on her guitar","Line":"Stephanie does a little riff on her guitar."},
				{"Character":"(Stephanie does a little riff on her guitar","Line":"Stephanie does a little riff on her guitar."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's too much. Sorry"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's too much. Sorry"}]
			}
		}
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