{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//THE ONE WITH PHOEBE'S BIRTHDAY DINNER.html":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Joey","Ross","Rachel","Monica","Chandler","Waiter","<","Waiters"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk. All except Chandler, plus Emma.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh hey you guys, I couldn't get a reservation for the night
of my \nbirthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Thursday? But that's Halloween"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"[It's just] So spooky, that's all"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So, so, is Mike coming to dinner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No! It's my first birthday with a boyfriend, and he has to
work. \nUch, I get mad at him, but I think it's a little to soon to
show my true \ncolors"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Pheebs, I would make a reservation for five, because one of
us has \nto stay home and watch Emma. (to Ross:) Which one of us should
go to \ndinner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, Rachel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Actually, um, I was thinking maybe both of us could go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, yay"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks, I put a lot of extra thoughts on your gift"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Alright, okay, so we can all go now. That is fun. Hey, you
know \nwhat? We all haven't been together the six of us in such a long
time"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What are you talking about? We're all together right now"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, Mon, Chandler's not here"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, dear god"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" The Bings'. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. \nSomeone'S
knocking at the door.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(from outside) Trick or treat! (It's obviously Halloween eve,
the \nnight of her birthday dinner."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(opening the door) Hey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh, and treat it is. (Monica's breasts."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hmhmm. (ties up"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, so glad I changed. Almost weared my ??? outfit that
can't \ncontain my breasts"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is not, what I'm wearing. I'm ovulating and Chandler's
gonna \nbe home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ohh. Oh wait! (Jis) you guys won't be late for my dinner,
will \nyou"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over \na
week. We'll probably be the first ones there"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"'kay, see you there. Happy humping! (outside meeting
Chandler.) \nHey...hey! Oh, wow, somebody smoked out here? Oh my god,
don't people know, \nyou're not allowed to smoke in public spaces"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Actually, in Oklahoma smoking is legal in all commune areas
and \noffices with fewer than fifteen people"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You smoked"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! I just happened t'do a lot trivias about smoking \nin
different states. For example, in Hawaii cigarettes are \ncalled
Leyhallalookoos"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(smells at him) Chandler, you stink of cigarettes"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you kidding? The woman has the nose of a bloodhound ...
and \nthe breasts of a great goddess"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(embarrassed) I'm gonna go. (leaves to stairs"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(getting in) Okay, something to cover the smell ... \nOven
cleaner! (sprays himself, reads label) Unscented"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I've missed you. join me
in the \nbedroom"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, I'm good"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No thanks, I'm good"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(shrinks back) Right. You know what? Actually I just get
off the \nplane, so I'm feeling kinda gross. Maybe I should just take a
shower"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't need a shower"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't need a shower"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(still backs away) Alright, the truth is, I soiled myself
during \nsome turbulences"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What do I smell? (sniffs him) I smell smoke. Huh--did \nyou
smoke"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay,
five. A \npack. Two pack...a...a carton. Three big fat cartons in two
days. (How many \ncigs are there in one pack and how many packs in one
carton in the US?) But \nit's over, I made a decision, I'm not gonna
smoke anymore"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(gets a pack out of his jacket"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But, those are for you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But, those are for you"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" The restaurant. Phoebe and Joey are sitting alone at a \ntable
for six.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Where is everyone? They're forty minutes late"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I know, u-uch"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I'm starving. I know we were coming here tonight, I ate
nothing \nall day"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What about me, he? Only had one lunch today"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"(with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our
party \nshortly"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes, they are expected presently. Yeah, yeah um, their
arrival is \nin the offing"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Right. We do have a table for two available, perhaps you
would be \nmore comfortable"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No, they're comin', we're waitin' right here"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Joseph! (to waiter) Thou needn't worry, they shan't be long"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"It's just that we do have some large parties waiting"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"One really does have a stick up one's ass. Doesn't one"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside Ross and Rachel's.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, well the ??? is not home"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Uch"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Uch"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh-oh, wait, my mother is gonna be here any minute. And she has
the \nkeys"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Alright, I can't, I can't wait that long. You have to \ndo
something--knock that door down"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I would, but I bruise like a peach. Besides, y...you \nknow,
everything is gonna be fine. The baby's sleeping"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if she jumped out the basinet"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What if she jumped out the basinet"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Can't hold her own head up, but yeah jumped"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my god, I left the water running"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rach you did not leave the water running. Please, just pull
yourself \ntogether, okay"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah, did I leave the stove on"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah, did I leave the stove on"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You never cooked since 1996. (Actually Rachel cooked in \"609 -
TOW \nRoss Got High\", first aired 1999-11-25."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Is the window open? Because if there's a window open, a bird
could \nfly in there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh my god, you know what, yeah, I think you're right. I think
.. \nlisten, listen"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ubb"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A pigeon, a pigeon. (previously scared Rachel turns away) No,
no \nwait, no-no, an eagle flew in. Landed on the stove and caught
fire. The baby, \nseeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty
bird's aid. The eagle, \nhowever, misconstrues as an act of aggression
and grabs the baby on its \ntalon. Meanwhile the faucet fills the
apartment with water. Baby and bird \nstill up lays (?) are locked in a
death grip, swirling around the whirl pool, \nthat fills the apartment"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The Bings' bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in \nbed
already.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Spend more time with the tie. That'll make a baby"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, I can't do this. I can't make luv to you while \nwe're
fighting this way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh sure, now you're Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted
to \nhave sex right after my uncle's funera"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That was a celebration of life. Alright, look, I'm not
gonna do \nthis. Alright, is this really the way you want a baby to be
conceived"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you're right. Mnya, we shouldn't do it like this. Huch.
For \nwhat it's worth, I'm, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have come down on
you so hard \nabout the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the
end of the world"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Mean it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are incredible. Unless, I...I'm not gonna smoke again.
And \nif I do, I promise, I will hide it so much better from you. (they
kiss"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"D'you want to"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"D'you want to"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, let's celebrate life"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"'kay"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Bings in bed, finished.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh. You are welcome"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You know what? Let's not talk"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"But you said you forgave me. It was just a couple \nof
cigarettes--no big deal"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, blablablabaybaybay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave it"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Leave it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said
you \nwouldn't have sex with me while we're fighting"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You tricked me to get me into bed"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's right, I got mine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's right, I got mine"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I feel so used"}, {"Character":"<","Line":"b"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" continues, Joey finished everything", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"How was everything, sir"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive"}, {"Character":"Waiter","Line":"Well, I hope, you got some room left"}, {"Character":"Waiters","Line":"(with birthday cake, singing) Happy birthday to you, \nhappy
birthday to you, happy birthday dear .."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Joey! Joey"}, {"Character":"Waiters","Line":"... Joey, happy birthday to you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the best birthday ever"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"That's the best birthday ever"}] } } } }