{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//THE ONE WITH THE SHARKS.html":{ "Cast":["Phoebe","Ross","Mike","Rachel","Monica","Joey","Hayley","Hayley's roommate","Chandler"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross is in central perk Phoebe comes in", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"oh hey Ross oh I'm so glad someone's here could you zip me up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"sure"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"sure"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"thank you can you believe no one between my apartment and here offered \n to do that for me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"people (shakes head, they sit) so why you all dressed up"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"oh yea now um how is that going, is it getting serious"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take \n my grade a loins off the meat market"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"you know I really admire your whole dating attitude, it's so healthy \n I'm always like is this moving to fast? Is this moving to slow? Where's this \n going"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"yea you know you are a bit of a drama queen"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"but you, your so much better off you just go from guy to guy having fun \n and never worrying that it terns into anything serious"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about \n (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my god you're right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know and yet here you are all ready for the next date"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and \n never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong \n with me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me \n as the type of person that wants to get married anyway"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wanna get married (grabs a tissue"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wanna get married (grabs a tissue"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"please don't cry because of me Pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, \n I've been divorced three times"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"least you've been married, OH MY GOD! I wanna trade lives with Ross \n (cries more"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Phoebe (comes in smiling then sees Phoebe crying) what's wrong"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"nothing, I'm excited about our date, Mike this is Ross Geller this \n is Mike Haaaaa (starts crying"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm sorry I didn't catch"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm sorry I didn't catch"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm sorry I didn't catch"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"its Mike Hanage"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh Ross Gelle"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh Ross Gelle"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Hey, so are you sure your ready to go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"uh huh (terns to Ross) how do I look (all her make up has gone everywhere"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"do you have a compact in your purse"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(goes to cry) N"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(goes to cry) N"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"you look great.
\n Opening Credit"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross is at Phoebe's", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"so how'd the date go"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"well it was awful every time I thought about what you said I started \n crying"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So he hasn't called"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"So he hasn't called"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-in"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"now I feel terrible this is all my fault"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been \n my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is \n to meet a guy like that"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We are a rare breed"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We are a rare breed"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Ross goes to see Mike to explain about Phoebe", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(He knocks at the door, Mike opens it) Hey Mike sorry to just drop by \n like this, can I come in"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Sure (looks confused) who are you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I'm Ross, Phoebe's friend from the coffeehouse"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"yeah I really, really need to talk to you about something"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Ok, unless you're not gonna try to get me to join a cult are you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(laughs) N"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(laughs) N"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(laughs) N"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"oh it's just you have that look (shuts the front door"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Damn super cuts"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Damn super cuts"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"what's up is Phoebe ok"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before \n you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"that's why she was weird"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"that's why she was weird"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"yes, yeah I said something stupid about her never having had a serious \n relationship, but you should know she is so much fun, a wonderful person please \n don't blow her off"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, \n were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from \n the coffee house"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"well then I didn't need to bother you or the four other Mike Hanagen's \n I bothered"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"hey wait wait wait wait wait! Is that true what you said Phoebe's never \n had a serious relationship"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"of course she has. if she'd never had a serious relationship I'd go round \n broadcasting it like some unstoppable moron"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"but you did say i"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"but you did say i"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"but you did say i"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-à-vis \n the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious \n relationship with. Vicrum"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Vicrum"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Vicrum"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Vicrum"}, {"Character":"Mike","Line":"Vicrum"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel is at Monica's, talking about Chandler & him watching "Shark \n Porn"", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"do you know how many times I've seen him jump up like that, believe \n me I know what he was doing"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"man sharks. I always knew there was something weird about that dude. \n But you promised to love him no matter what"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"what means if he gets like a disease or kills someone. not if he gets \n his jollys to jaws"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ah! You know what honey guys are just different, they like things that \n we can't understand, you know I once dated this guy who wanted to pretend he \n was an archeologist and I was a naughty cave woman that he unfroze from a block \n of ice"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Eww are you talking about my bother"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Eww are you talking about my bother"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"yeah I didn't disguise that very well did I"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(enters) He"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(enters) He"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(enters) He"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sits down) H"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through \n our date I realized I already slept with her"}, {"Character":"(Monica makes a strange face and sits dow","Line":"Monica makes a strange face and sits down"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"so basically you've slept with all the woman in New York and now you're \n just going around again"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping \n with me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But you don't remember sleeping with her"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But you don't remember sleeping with her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"yeah but she should remember sleeping with me I am very memorable, you \n guys know"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"what, how do we know, we never slept with you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"and who's fault is that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"and who's fault is that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"what's the big deal, you forgot, she forgot, maybe you were having \n an off nigh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"HEY! I never have an off night ok although sometimes when I'm a little \n bloated I don't feel very sexy BUT EVEN THEN I'M BETTER THEN MOST"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey why don't you just let it go and ask her out again"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"yeah your both so slutty you don't even remember who you've slept with, \n you're made for each other"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Interesting. all right I'll go out with her again and try to get past \n it (reaches for the chips) OH SALT BLOATY"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, Joey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Joey, Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"you don't think sharks are sexy do you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. (Pause) wait a minute what was the little mermaid"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey is back at Hayley's place after there date", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"so it was kind of a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents, a \n perfect couple getting divorced, I kinda took it the hardest cause I was the \n youngest"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh huh, sure, yeah. How can you not remember me"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could you not remember that we slept together"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"What! When"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"What! When"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I dunno"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I dunno"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"I really, really think I would remember sleeping with yo"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"come on, come on, search your brain all right. it was (thinks) a certain \n amount of time ago, I was here you were here, we had sex (starts pointing out \n the places) here, here, here NOT there. Anything"}, {"Character":"Hayley","Line":"no it's not ringing any bells"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember \n any of this"}, {"Character":"Hayley's roommate","Line":"Hey Hayley you've really gotta fix that doorknob. Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ooooooooooh, I slept with you! And you obviously remember me Hey! I still \n got it. (Turns back to Hayley) so were good. (She just glares at him) I'll let \n myself out"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for \n Chandler", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hi honey I'm home"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi, how was your flight? (She hugs him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"oh it was great"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"oh it was great"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Here why don't you sit down, get yourself comfortable because I. (Monica \n shows him the tape then puts it in) have a little surprise for you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"well, well, well it must be five in Tulsa because it's six o clock \n IN NYC"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ok (sits down next to him) This is how much I love you. (She presses \n play then puts her arm around Chandler's neck."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(Chandler looking confused) Honey why am I watching a bunch of sharks \n swimming around"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is this not the good part? Do you want me to fast forward to something \n a little toothier"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they \n did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"does what always have to be sharks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"does what always have to be sharks"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Honey look we can do something else, do you want me to get into the \n tub and thrash"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's going on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's going on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What's going on"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"sweetie it's ok, I still love you, let me be a part of this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"let ME be a part of this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. angry sharks turn you on"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"no they don'"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"no they don'"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"no they don'"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"then why were you watching them and giving YOURSELF a treat"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching \n regular por"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"really"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"really"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I cannot tell you how happy that makes me! (They hug"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You are an amazing wife. (Monica shrugs) No really you're amazing \n you were actually gonna do this for me, I mean where do you find the strength \n and understanding over something like that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm very, very drunk right now"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm very, very drunk right now"}] } } } }