{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Chandler Crosses A Line.html":{ "Cast":["Chandler","Ross","(Paus","Phoebe","All","","Monica","Rachel","Kathy","Joey"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating\nbreakfast.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy\nnaked! It was like torture"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Y'know if we ever go to war and you’re captured, you’re in for a\nbig surprise"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It just keeps getting worse and worse! Y'know? I mean it’s bad\nenough that I’m in love with my roommates girlfriend—which by the way, I think\nshe knows. Because every time we’re in the room together there’s this weird like\nenergy between us. And call me crazy, but I think she likes me too. And now I have seen\nher naked. I mean at least when I’ve seen her with clothes on, I could imagine her\nbody was like covered in boles or something. But there are no boles, she’s smooth!\nSmooth! (leaves"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"(Paus","Line":"Pause"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow! Could everyone totally see up his robe"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! Oh my God"}, {"Character":"All","Line":"Yeah! Oh my God"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are sitting on the couch playing cards,\nand Phoebe is working on a new song.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(singing) \"Little, tiny Tarzan, swinging on a nose hair.\nSwinging with the greatest of ease…\" Darn it! Now, I don’t know who to\nget to the next verse"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, you could just go uh, \"greatest of ease… (plays air\nguitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn.\" Then go right into it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, ooh, I like that! Yeah. Wait! How do you know about\n‘bah-bah-bha-bhan?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well umm, y’know, I used to play"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well umm, y’know, I used to play"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yeah, that’s right, the keyboards, huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in\ncollege. I mean that’s-that’s when I really found my sound"}, {"Character":"(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink","Line":"Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink."}, {"Character":"(Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink","Line":"Monica is taking a drink as Ross says that, laughs, and snorts her drink."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh God! Orange juice just came out of my nose, but it was totally worth\nit. Oh my God, I completely forgot about your sound"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"He used to lock himself in the basement for hours. No one was every\nallowed to hear, \"The Sound."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wanna hear \"The Sound."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I wanna hear \"The Sound."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really? No. I mean, nah, I haven’t played in so long, and-and, well\nit’s-it’s really personal stuff, y’know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, play that funky music white boy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up in—No, yeah,\nokay. (Runs out."}, {"Character":"[Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut,\n"The Sound.","Line":"Cut to later that same day, Ross has retrieved his keyboard and is about to debut,\n\"The Sound.\""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, guys"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right! Bring it on, you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Here we go. (Plays one note) Y’know, I’ve-I’ve never played\nmy stuff for anyone before, so it’s important that-that you understand it’s\nabout communicating very private emotions. (Plays another note) Y’know, umm, you\nshould-you should think of umm, my work as wordless sound poems. That’s what\nI’m"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting) Oh my God! Play"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting) Oh my God! Play"}, {"Character":"(Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over\nthe background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam,\nsomeone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes,\nand for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks","Line":"Ross starts to play. He plays a key that has a back beat sound attached to it. Over\nthe background music he plays the sound of a barking dog, a mooing cow, a laser beam,\nsomeone coughing, a jackhammer, a doorbell, a police siren, a ray gun, breaking dishes,\nand for a closer he plays the sound of a loud crash. Basically, the music sucks."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(At a loss for words) Boy, that was-that was, umm… terrific"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really, bitchin’"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really, bitchin’"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really, bitchin’"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, it was so—wow"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Wow, it was so—wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really?! I mean, really?!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really?! I mean, really?!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I mean, you should play in public"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Thanks, you guys. That’s uh—ohhh, I wanna, I wanna play you\nanother piece! Umm! Uh-oh! I left my uh, helicopter sounds on another disk. I’ll be\nright back! Okay? (Runs to fetch them) This is so nice, I’m—I am so…\n(starts to break up and leaves"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh God bless my dad sound proofing the basement"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I can’t believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus\nit’s just, it’s so different from the stuff you usually hear"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You mean like, music"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You mean like, music"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You mean like, music"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, continued from earlier. Chandler and Kathy are still\nkissing, then they stop suddenly.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No-no-no-no, this is bad! It’s bad! This is bad"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Horrible"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Horrible"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wait the uh, the kiss or the situation"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"No-no-no, the kiss was good"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"No-no-no, the kiss was good"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"No, but that’s bad"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"No, but that’s bad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ooh! Yes! Okay! Here’s what we do, we-we forget it happened"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, we-we swallow our feelings. Even if it means we’re unhappy\nforever. Sound good"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Can you really do that"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Can you really do that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I have to; he’s my best friend, and you’re seeing him"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Chandler, I like Joey a lot, but with you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(interrupting) Oh-no-no-no! Don’t! Don’t! See-see,\nyou’re getting me confused, I’m starting to urn."}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"I’m sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I-I think we have too"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I-I think we have too"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Okay. Bye"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Okay. Bye"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Okay. Bye"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"Okay. Bye"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Bye. (Kathy leaves and Chandler wonders over to and leans up against\nthe door.) Are you still out there"}, {"Character":"Kathy","Line":"(outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on\nit.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Aww man! I can’t believe I locked myself out again! (He knocks on the\ndoor."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hang on buddy! (He goes over and unlocks the door and opens it to\nreveal a fully furnished apartment."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I sure did"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I sure did"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I sure did"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I sure did"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I just thought it’d make me feel good to do something nice\nfor my friend"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, you’re amazing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, you’re amazing"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no-no-no. This is amazing. (He goes over and\npresses a button on a remote control that opens the entertainment center doors revealing\nthe TV."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(very excited) A TV as if it appears from nowhere! That’s the dream!\nMan, how did you afford this stuff"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, y’know I’m 29. I mean who needs a savings account"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, y’know I’m 29. I mean who needs a savings account"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, I don’t know"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey\nlisten, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I’m\ngonna do that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You mean with Casey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You mean with Casey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You mean with Casey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no-no, I think I’m gonna see how things go with Kathy. She’s\npretty cool"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or Casey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or Casey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Or Casey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no, Kathy"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No-no, Kathy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Could be Casey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Could be Casey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No, Kathy"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No. No, Kathy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Consider Casey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know what I think? I think somebody’s got a little crush on\nCasey. How ‘bout I fix you two up? What do you think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That all the pieces of my life are falling right into place"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch and Phoebe is getting\ncoffee as Chandler enters. Ross is also there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Chandler! Saw the new furniture. Very nice"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kissed Kathy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I kissed Kathy"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are you serious"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does Joey know"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Does Joey know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No. Is there anyway, anyway you think he’ll\nunderstand this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You obviously haven’t screwed over a lot of your friends. (They all\nlook at her) Which we all appreciate"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you\nkissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just would’ve just stepped aside"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, don’t say that! Don’t say that. That’s not true. Is\nit"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, don’t say that! Don’t say that. That’s not true. Is\nit"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I think maybe, yeah"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I think maybe, yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"He loves you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"He loves you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Then why didn’t you tell me to do that?!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I said-I said something to Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah! No, that’s right. And I thought it was a really good idea"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, I remember that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, I remember that"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I remember you did"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I remember you did"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"God!! (Sits down in disgust.) What am I gonna do?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, Chandler, you’re gonna have to tell him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why?! Why do I have to tell him?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why?! Why do I have to tell him?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because you do"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because you do"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I know"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I know"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, would it be okay if I wrote a song about this"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross is playing his music. Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting\non the couch.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, he’s lost it. He’s totally lost it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(removing ear plugs) What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Phoebe, his music could not get any worse. There are\nrats in the basement that are hanging themselves"}, {"Character":"(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause","Line":"Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it.\nY’know, I’m not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my\nset"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"After that? Yeah! No, I mean if I can help"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and\nRachel","Line":"Phoebe gets up and goes to play, Ross goes over and sits down next to Monica and\nRachel."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, like I could lose it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, like I could lose it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I played bad on purpose guys"}, {"Character":"(Both Monica and Rachel laugh","Line":"Both Monica and Rachel laugh."}, {"Character":"(Both Monica and Rachel laugh","Line":"Both Monica and Rachel laugh."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, so you were trying to play bad this whole time"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah—no, just that last song"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah—no, just that last song"}] } } } }