{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Nana Dies Twice.html":{ "Cast":["Monica","Ross","Mr. Geller","Nurse","(Ross runs out too","Mrs. Geller","Aunt Lillian","Chandler","Shelley","Phoebe","Rachel","Joey","Andrea","","Lowell","Chandler"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break.  \nShelley enters.)
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\nShelley: Hey gorgeous, how's it going?

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Chandler: Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent lights... does it get\nbetter than this?

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Shelley: Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody\nwho would be perfect for you.

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Chandler: Ah, y'see, perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'co-dependent', or\n'self-destructive'...

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Shelley: Do you want a date Saturday?

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Chandler: Yes please.

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Shelley: Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's-

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Chandler: He's a he?

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Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna\ngo flush myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye...

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Opening Credits

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Ross: So, uh, how's she doing?

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Aunt Lillian: The doctor says it's a matter of hours.

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Monica: How-how are you, Mom?

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Mrs. Geller: Me? I'm fine, fine. I'm glad you're here. ...What's with your hair?

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Monica: What?

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Mrs. Geller: What's different?

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Monica: Nothing.

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Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.

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(Monica strides over to Ross, who is making coffee, and talks to him aside.)

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Monica: She is unbelievable, our mother is...

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Ross: Okay, relax, relax. We are gonna be here for a while, it looks like, and\nwe still have boyfriends and your career to cover.

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Monica: Oh God!

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(They hug.)

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[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"The fuzzy little mints at the bottom of her purse."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n'\nLos. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Not just restaurants, from our house"}, {"Character":"(The nurse comes out of Nana's room","Line":"The nurse comes out of Nana's room."}, {"Character":"(The nurse comes out of Nana's room","Line":"The nurse comes out of Nana's room."}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Mrs. Geller"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Mrs. Geller"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Mrs. Geller"}, {"Character":"(Everyone stands up. Cut to Ross and Monica in Nana's room","Line":"Everyone stands up. 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Well, she's not,\nquite."}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"She's not- past, she's present, she's back"}, {"Character":"Aunt Lillian","Line":"(reentering) What's going on"}, {"Character":"Aunt Lillian","Line":"(reentering) What's going on"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"She may have died"}, {"Character":"Aunt Lillian","Line":"She may have died"}, {"Character":"Aunt Lillian","Line":"She may have died"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"We're looking into it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"We're looking into it"}, {"Character":"(Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room","Line":"Monica returns with the nurse and they go into Nana's room."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I, uh, I'll go see. 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Then he opens one of the drawers and\nclimbs into the closet using that; he falls behind the chest of drawers with a shout","Line":"He tries pushing against the chest of drawers. Then he opens one of the drawers and\nclimbs into the closet using that; he falls behind the chest of drawers with a shout."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Here's my retainer"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Here's my retainer"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Here's my retainer"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, gorgeous"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"(sheepish) Hey. Look, I'm sorry about yesterday, I, um"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No, nono, don't- don't worry about it. Believe me, apparently other\npeople have made the same mistake"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Oh! Okay! Phew!"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Oh! Okay! Phew!"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Oh! Okay! Phew!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, uh... what do you think it is about me"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"I dunno, uh... you just have a-a.."}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"I dunno, uh... you just have a-a.."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"...Quality, right, great"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great\ncouple"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"What? He's cute"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"What? He's cute"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"What? He's cute"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"What? He's cute"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Is Brian..."}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Is Brian..."}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Is Brian..."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with\nsomeone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him"}, {"Character":"Shelley","Line":"Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get\na Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Rachel are preparing to leave for the funeral.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) How we doing, you guys ready"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did\nyou know my ears are not my best feature"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Some days it's all I can think about."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Some days it's all I can think about."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you-you mean your earrings"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, you-you mean your earrings"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What'd I say"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What'd I say"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sticking her foot out) Hm-m"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are these the shoes"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Are these the shoes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or..."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, we-uh- we don't have shoes here, or..."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, don't we look nice all dressed up?...It's stuff like that, isn't\nit"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" The Wake, at the Gellers' house. Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe\nsquatting over him, checking to see if he's injured.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, don't worry, I'm just checking to see if the muscle's in\nspasm...huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, what is it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What, what is it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You missed a belt loop."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! No-n"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! No-n"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! No-n"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh! No-n"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, it's in spasm"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident.\n(Hands Ross a bottle of pills. 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How do you feel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I feel great. I feel- great, I fleel great"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow, those pills really worked, huh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys\nare the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh! That's so nice.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh! That's so nice.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh! That's so nice.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"...Chandler!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"...Chandler!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to\nme"}, {"Character":"Andrea","Line":"(turns to a friend) You were right. (They walk off and leave Chandler."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Rachel. Rachel Rachel. (Sits down beside her) I love you the most"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(humouring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(humouring him) Oh, well you know who I love the most"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh.. you don't get it! (Passes out and slumps across her"}, {"Character":"(Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of\ndisappointment","Line":"Cut to Joey watching TV in the corner. He makes an extravagant gesture of\ndisappointment."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Whaddya got there"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Whaddya got there"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hides the TV, but he still has an earphone) Just a, uh... hearing\ndisability"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What's the score"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What's the score"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What's the score"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Seventeen-fourteen Giants... three minutes to go in the third"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Beautiful! (Turns to watch with him"}, {"Character":"(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the gam","Line":"Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game"}, {"Character":"(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the gam","Line":"Time lapse. 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I don't need flowers, I'm dead'"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That sounds like Nana"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That sounds like Nana"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That sounds like Nana"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That sounds like Nana"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Do you know what it's like to grow up with someone who is critical\nof every single thing you say"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"...I can imagine"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"...I can imagine"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the\npositive, life-affirming person that she is"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all\nover again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Tell her what"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Tell her what"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Tell her what"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"How she drove you crazy, picking on every little detail, like your\nhair... for example"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'm not sure I know what you're getting at"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"I'm not sure I know what you're getting at"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Do you think things would have been better if you'd just told her the\ntruth"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"...No. I think some things are better left unsaid. I think it's\nnicer when people just get along."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"More wine, dear"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I think so"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I think so"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I think so"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"(reaches out to fiddle with Monica's hair again, and realises)\nThose earrings look really lovely on you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. They're yours"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Thank you. They're yours"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Geller","Line":"Actually they were Nana's"}, {"Character":"(There is a cry of disappointment from the crowd of men","Line":"There is a cry of disappointment from the crowd of men."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Now I'm depressed! ...(To everyone) Even more than I was"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, Lowell"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Hey, Chandler"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Hey, Chandler"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So how's it going there in Financial Services"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"It's like Mardi Gras without the paper mache heads. How 'bout you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good, good. Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about me, but,\nuh... I'm not"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"I know. That's what I told her"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"I know. That's what I told her"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"I know. That's what I told her"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So- you can tell"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Pretty much, most of the time. We have a kind of... radar"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you don't think I have a, a quality"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you don't think I have a, a quality"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Speaking for my people, I'd have to say no. By the way, your friend\nBrian from Payroll, he is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He is"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He is"}, {"Character":"Lowell","Line":"Yup, and waaay out of your league. (Exits"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I\nwanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.