{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where No One Proposes.html":{ "Cast":["Rachel","(Joey is stunned","Joey","Ross","Monica","Mr. Geller","Chandler","Phoebe","Nurse"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s Room, Joey moves Ross’s coat to get the tissues Rachel wants \nand the engagement ring box Mrs. Geller gave him falls out of the pocket it was \ninside. Joey goes to one knee, picks up the box, opens it, and sees that it’s an \nengagement ring.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey"}, {"Character":"(He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open","Line":"He turns to face Rachel on one knee with the box open."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(seeing the ring) Oh my God. (Pause) Okay"}, {"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."}, {"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."}, {"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."}, {"Character":"(Joey is stunned","Line":"Joey is stunned."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking \ndown the hall to Rachel’s room","Line":"Cut to Ross getting of an elevator carrying a bouquet of flowers and walking \ndown the hall to Rachel’s room."}, {"Character":"[Cut back into Rachel’s room","Line":"Cut back into Rachel’s room."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So uh…I guess we should…make it official huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh… Look Rach…(Ross enters.) Hey Ross is here! Hey look! It’s my \ngood friend Ross. Hey Ross"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey Joey. (To Rachel) Hey you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey and look he brought flowers. Thanks Ross, but I’m really \nmore of a candy guy. (Laughs."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You’re weird today. (He turns to Rachel and Joey puts the ring \nback.) (To Rachel) Listen I uh, wanted to talk to you about something"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uh yeah, actually I kinda need to talk to you too"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, I’m sorry. I meant no"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey \nlook who’s here"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Where’s my granddaughter? I’ve been practicing my magic \ntricks"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He pulled a quarter out of my ear"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He pulled a quarter out of my ear"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, where’s uh, where’s mom"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey, where’s uh, where’s mom"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"She went to pick up Aunt Liddy"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, Aunt Liddy’s coming? That means we get five dollars \neach"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"So when do I get to meet Emma and show her this? (Pulls a \nbouquet of flowers out of his sleeve."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Wow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Wow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Wow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Wow"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Wow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh Dad, Emma’s in the nursery. I’ll take you now. If you want, \nbut (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, I still need to talk to you"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I know, I still need to talk to you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh hey but, before you guys do that (To Rachel) I need to talk \nto you, and Ross, I need to talk to you"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(To Monica) Oh and I need to talk to you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"About what"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"To see if know what these guys are talking about"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s Room, Phoebe is entering.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you all right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Uhh… I think I just got engaged"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! He did it"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God! He did it"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well…did you know he was gonna ask me"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Are you kidding? I’m like the one who talked him into it. I \nlike to think of myself as the puppet master of the group"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you really think this is a good idea"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And you really think this is a good idea"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I just talked him into it, don’t tell me I have to do you too. \nThe puppet master gets tired people"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just don’t know! It just doesn’t feel right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I just don’t know! It just doesn’t feel right"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why?! You two are so meant to be together, everybody thinks \nso"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?! Even Ross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really?! Even Ross"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Especially Ross"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Especially Ross"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh y’know what? I’ll-I’ll come \nback later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross who’s entering."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wow! Kind of uh, kind of a full house here. I’ll guess just…I’ll \ncome back. (Ross exits followed by Joey."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"There he goes, your fiancée."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"There he goes, your fiancée."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I guess so"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I guess so"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I guess so"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Although he does play with himself in his sleep"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can’t say that I’m surprised"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can’t say that I’m surprised"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel’s Room, she is taking the ring out of Ross’s jacket, looks at \nit, and puts it on her finger as Joey enters.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey uh, is it okay to come in"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Of course! Oh Joey, this ring I…it’s beautiful I love it"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah uh look Rach, there’s something I gotta tell ya"}, {"Character":"(There’s a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma","Line":"There’s a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah! Hi Emma. Hey, why do you think she won’t take my \nbreast"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"It’s all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, \nbut don’t worry. It’ll happen"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(watching) Yowsa! (Looks away."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(watching) Yowsa! (Looks away."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay sweetie, you can do it. Just open up and put it in your \nmouth"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dear Lord"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dear Lord"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dear Lord"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dear Lord"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Dear Lord"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m sorry honey, what were you saying"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh-uh yeah, I think that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh look, she’s pulling away again! Do you think my nipples are \ntoo big for her mouth? (Joey gets embarrassed.) She looks scared. Doesn’t she \nlook scared"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know, I don’t really know her"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Y’know, I don’t really know her"}, {"Character":"Nurse","Line":"Why don’t we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. \n(Does so."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To God) Are you kidding me?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(To God) Are you kidding me?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s just so frustrating! Why doesn’t she want my breast?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know! Maybe she’s crazy! (Storms out."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" The Janitor’s Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out \nwhat to do now.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, we can’t stay in here forever"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, I still can’t believe my dad saw us having sex! He didn’t \nmake it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"This is okay. We’re all adults here; there’s nothing to be \nashamed of. Now, let’s put our underwear in our pockets and walk out the door. \n(They do so and find Mr. Geller leaning against a wall stunned."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Dad! I can still call you that right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi Dad! I can still call you that right"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Of course. I’ll always be your dad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, \nthat wasn’t for fun"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It wasn’t fun?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It wasn’t fun?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It wasn’t fun?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"It wasn’t fun?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(To Monica) Why? Why-why-would you—Wh-why… (To Mr. Geller) \nLook, I just don’t want you to think that we’re animals who do it whenever we \nwant"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh, I don’t think that. Before today I never thought of \nyou two having sex at all. It was a simpler time"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"The truth is, Dad, we’re-we’re trying"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"The truth is, Dad, we’re-we’re trying"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, we’re trying to get pregnant"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Oh my God! This is so exciting! Well, get back in there! \n(Points to the closet) I’ll guard the door"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, that’s okay dad, we-we can wait until later"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! I don’t think so! Aren’t you \novulating"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Whoa-whoa-whoa! I don’t think so! Aren’t you \novulating"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Daddy?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Daddy?"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Well you gotta get at it princess! When your mother and I \nwere trying to conceive you, whenever she was ovulating, bam, we did it. That’s \nhow I got my bad hip"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s funny, this conversation’s how I got the bullet hole \nin my head"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"This one time I had my knee up on the sink and your \nmother, she was"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Daddy! I don’t think we need to hear about the specific \npositions you and mom had sex"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"You’re right, you’re right. This is about your positions. \nNow, what I saw in the closet is not the optimum position for conceiving a \nchild, although it might feel good"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t feel good right now"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t feel good right now"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t feel good right now"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I don’t feel good right now"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"But pleasure is important, (To Chandler) and it helps if \nthe woman has an orgasm. You up to the task sailor"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Seriously sir, my brains? All over the wall"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" A Hallway, Chandler is following Joey.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"You still haven’t told Rachel you weren’t really \nproposing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No! She had the ring on, she seemed so excited, and then she \ntook her breast out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Joey, you have to tell her what’s going on! And what did it \nlook like?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I didn’t look at it. Stupid baby’s head was blocking most of \nit"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Go and tell Rachel right now before Ross finds out"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look, it’s not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me. I \ndon’t want to hurt her"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, just do it gently"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, look, just do it gently"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You’re right. You’re right. I-I’ll go tell her now before Ross \nfinds out and I’ll be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the \nway. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were \nin) if you want to check that out"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Outside the Janitor’s Closet, there are people having sex and Mr. \nGeller is trying to give them some pamphlets.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on \nhow to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(walking by with Chandler.) Hey dad"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"(pause) Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my \npamphlets back? (They do so.) Thank you"}] } } } }