{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS.html":{
"Cast":["Monica","(Rachel enters","Rachel","Joey","Ross","Chandler","","Phoebe","(The phone rings","Stage Director","PBS Volunteer","Gary Collins"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail.\nShe finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(In a sexy voice) Come in. I've been waiting for you."},
{"Character":"(Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"(Rachel enters","Line":"Rachel enters."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi! I just wanna-(sees Monica)-Ahhh!!! Oh my God! (She runs out in\nhorror.) Oh my God"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(pulling on a robe) Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I-I-I was um, I was\ntaking a nap"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Since when do take naps in that position. Oh God Monica, tell me\nyou were waiting for a guy! Please tell me you were waiting for a guy"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work!\nHa"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yes. Yes, I was. A guy. From work. (Thinks) I'm seeing a guy from work!\nHa"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(Gasps) That cute waiter guy from your restaurant, the one that looks\nlike a non-threatening Ray Liotta"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-huh, that one"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Uh-huh, that one"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm\njust gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on\nthe door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm… (Rachel opens the door.) It's\njust Joey and Ross"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why aren't you guys at the movie"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why aren't you guys at the movie"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, we were! But Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us\nout"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I had to talk loud because the movie was loud"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I had to talk loud because the movie was loud"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Monica and Rachel) He's talking to London"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But why?! Did he get in touch with Emily"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping\nthat someone will help him get in touch with her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on phone) I-I-I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy,\nold twit"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross! Way to suck up to the family"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross! Way to suck up to the family"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica\nis the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all\nhere! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uhh, yeah. She uh, she uh, she uh might've mentioned him"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So Mon, when are we gonna meet this new secret waiter man"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Ohh, he's really shy. I-I don’t think he's up to meeting everyone\nyet"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex she ever\nhad"},
{"Character":"(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement","Line":"Chandler is quite pleased with that statement."},
{"Character":"(Chandler is quite pleased with that statement","Line":"Chandler is quite pleased with that statement."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I might've said that. (Chandler laughs.) Why is that funny"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky\ndog"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, Emily's willing to work on the relationship"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That's great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"In London"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"In London"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"In London"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"She wants me to move to London"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"But you live here! (Ross rolls his eyes.) You know that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What-what-what are you gonna do"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What-what-what are you gonna do"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I bet if I talk to Carol and Susan I can convince them to move to London\nwith Ben"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another\ncountry so you can patch things up with your new wife"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It could happen"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy\nthat lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his\nfront stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful.\nThat old jackass"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Maybe Joey's right. Maybe all good deeds are selfish"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I will find a selfless good deed! 'Cause I just gave birth to three\nchildren and I will not let them be raised in a world where Joey is right"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sure"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"If you're cooking on the stove, does that mean that your new secret\nboyfriend is better in bed than Richard"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler! (Pause) Is he"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler! (Pause) Is he"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Well, y'know I-I-I think I'm gonna respect the privacy of my new secret\nboyfriend"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had\nlearned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He\njumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance."}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Ross is telling Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler about Emily's\nultimatum.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"So I asked Emily if she would come to New York, and she said yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh-ohh"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Ooh-ohh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Great"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No-no-no! Only if I promise never to see Rachel again"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?! You can't—what did you tell her"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed\nto make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, you can't just not see Rachel anymore, she's one of your best\nfriends"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, but you've known Rachel since High School and you cannot just cut\nher out of your life"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That's true"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you cannot"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No, you cannot"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks for the help, problem solved. (Wipes his hands."},
{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
{"Character":"(The phone rings","Line":"The phone rings."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(answering it) Hello"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hey Mon"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(on phone) Hey Mon"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV\nand that's good exposure."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(Looking at the TV) You're not on TV"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, uh, okay, how, how about now? (He waves his hand in front of the woman\nnext to him and you can now see his arm on TV."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, there he is! There he is"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, there he is! There he is"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hello New York! (The woman bats his hand out of the way."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" The Telethon, Joey's phone rings and he answers it.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(in a bored voice) PBS telethon"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(on phone from Central Perk) Hey Joey, I just wanted to let you know\nthat I found a selfless good deed. I just went down to the park and I let a bee sting me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! What good is that gonna do anybody"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?! What good is that gonna do anybody"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, it helps the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee\nis happy and I am definitely not"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Now, y'know the bee probably died after he stung ya"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Thinks for a moment.) Aw, dammit! (Slams the phone down."},
{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"Back on in 30 seconds people"},
{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"Back on in 30 seconds people"},
{"Character":"(Joey gets up and moves to the other end of his row to talk to the guy sitting there","Line":"Joey gets up and moves to the other end of his row to talk to the guy sitting there."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me"},
{"Character":"PBS Volunteer","Line":"Hey, no way, I'm in the shot man"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on man! You've been here all day"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Come on man! You've been here all day"},
{"Character":"PBS Volunteer","Line":"Yeah, I-I'm taking pledges here, eh"},
{"Character":"Stage Director","Line":"We're on in 3, 2, (points to Gary Collins."},
{"Character":"Gary Collins","Line":"Welcome back to our fall telethon. Now if you've been enjoying the\nperformance of Cirque Du Soleil, (As he is speaking, Joey and the volunteer\ngetting into a shoving match.) and you'd like to see more of the same kind of programming,\nit's very simple. All you have to do (Joey is knocked down.) is call in your pledge and at\nthat time tell the operator, one of our volunteers, what kind of programming you'd like\nto… (Just as the volunteer sits down, Joey pulls him to the ground."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" The Telethon, Joey answers his ringing phone.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(in an unenthusiastic voice) PBS Telethon"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(on phone) Hi Joey"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(on phone) Hi Joey"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey Pheebs"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I would like to make a pledge. I would like to donate $200"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"$200? Are you sure Pheebs? I mean, after what Sesame Street did to\nya"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to\nlots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good\nthing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you don't a little good about donating the money"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you don't a little good about donating the money"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"A hamster? What, those things are like 10 bucks"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah, not the one I had my eye on"},
{"Character":"Gary Collins","Line":"(on TV.) It looks like we have surpassed last year's pledge total!\nThank you viewers! The pledge that did it was taken by one of our volunteers…(He\nwalks over to where Joey is sitting.) Oh boy! And may I say one of our sharpest dressed\nvolunteers, (Joey stands up.) Mr. Joseph Tribbiani"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, look-look, Joey's on TV! Isn't that great? My pledge got Joey on TV!\nOh that makes me feel—Oh no! (Realizes that her deed made her happy and therefore\nit's selfish and covers her mouth in horror."}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as\nthere's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Hi! Are you ready? We're gonna be late"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"For what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"For Stella! Remember? She's gettin' her grove back in like 20 minutes"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, I uh, totally forgot about that. You mind if I take a rain check?\nI'm waiting for a call from Emily"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure. I guess. Hey, I hear you don't have to go to London. Yay"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Like what"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Just stuff. Y'know kinda what Emily wants"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, why don't you talk to me about it, maybe I can help"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your\nhelp"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I-I know you can do that too. I'm just, I'm just saying if you\nneed somebody to talk to… Hi"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thanks"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ross? Look, whatever this relationship stuff that Emily wants, just give\nit to her. Come on, the bottom line here is that you love her. So just fix whatever she\nwants fixed. Just do it. (The phone starts ringing.) I mean, you're gonna have to\ntry. You'll just gonna hate yourself if you don't. (The phone keeps ringing.) Oh come on\nanswer it! It's driving me crazy"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"(answering the phone.) Hello. (Listens) Hi sweetie. (Listens.) Good. Look\numm, yes I've been thinking about that thing that you wanted me to do and, I can do it.\n(Rachel gives him a thumbs up.) So will you come to New York? (Rachel wants to know what\nshe said, and he gives her a thumbs up and she goes over and hugs him. All the time not\nknowing what's going on."}]
}
}
}
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