{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where Rachel Quits.html":{
"Cast":["Chandler","Rachel","Gunther","","Monica","Ross","Joey","Phoebe","Woman","(Chandler mouths ‘Okay.","Guy","Sarah"],
"Scenes":{
"1":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are sitting on the couch.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reading the comics) Eh..., I don’t, I don’t know"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still\nbe allowed to fly this thing"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks\ngetting trained by another waitress"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"(laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training\nagain, whenever"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(thinks about it) Yeah"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(thinks about it) Yeah"}]
},
"2":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, the gang’s all there discussing the incident.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"You broke a little girl’s leg?!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I know. I feel horrible. Okay"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame\nStreet last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I’m gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do\nyou think she’ll like"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk.."},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Maybe a Hello Kitty doll, the ability to walk.."},
{"Character":"(Rachel starts to laugh, and Ross notices her","Line":"Rachel starts to laugh, and Ross notices her."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m gonna get back to retraining. (gets up"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I’m gonna get back to retraining. (gets up"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right, see you guys. (starts to leave"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look out kids, he’s coming! (Ross continues to leave with his\nhead down in shame."},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"And I gotta go sell some Christmas trees"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Have fun. Oh wait, no, don’t! I forgot I am totally against that\nnow"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Me having a job"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Me having a job"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and\ntheir, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey,\nhow do you sleep at night"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I’m pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey,\nPhoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their\nfulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really"},
{"Character":"(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help\nhim out","Line":"Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help\nhim out."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of\nthem, it’s the only chance to see New York"},
{"Character":"[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel","Line":"cut to Gunther retraining Rachel."},
{"Character":"[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel","Line":"cut to Gunther retraining Rachel."},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"...and after you’ve delivered the drinks, you take the empty\ntray..."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Gunther, Gunther, please, I’ve worked here for two and a half\nyears, I know the empty trays go over there. (points to the counter."},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What if you put them here. (sets the empty tray on another stack of\nempty trays on the back counter."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Huh. Well, y'know that’s actually a really good idea, because that\nway they’ll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses\ndo that too"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"They already do. That’s why they call it the ‘tray\nspot."},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"They already do. That’s why they call it the ‘tray\nspot."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it\nwas a club they went to. Oh God, I’m, I’m sorry. (walks away"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"It’s all right. Sweetheart"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"It’s all right. Sweetheart"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"It’s all right. Sweetheart"}]
},
"3":{
"SceneDescription":" A hallway, Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on\na door.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"(looking through her peephole, we see Ross standing in the hallway.)\nYesss"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi, I’m selling Brown Bird cookies"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"You’re no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, hi, I’m, I’m an honorary Brown Bird (does the Brown Bird\nsalute."},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"What does that mean"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"What does that mean"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"What does that mean"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"What does that mean"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but I’m not invited to\nsleep-overs"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I can dial 9-1-1 at the touch of a button, y'know. Now, go away"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, please, please, um, it’s for a poor little girl who wants to go\nto Spacecamp more than anything in the world"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I’m pressing, a policeman is on his way"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I’m pressing, a policeman is on his way"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, okay! I’m going. I’m going. (goes across the hall to knock\non another door."},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I can still see you"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I can still see you"},
{"Character":"Woman","Line":"I can still see you"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right!"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right!"}]
},
"4":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, all except Phoebe are there, Ross is telling the gang, minus\nRachel who’s still being retrained, about the different cookie options.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters,\nSanta, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, I’ll take a box of the cream filled Jesus’s"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait a minute, one box! Come on, I’m trying to send a little girl to\nSpacecamp, I’m putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, but ah, there’s coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you\nwhat, I’ll put you down for eight boxes, one for each night"},
{"Character":"(Chandler mouths ‘Okay.","Line":"Chandler mouths ‘Okay.’"},
{"Character":"(Chandler mouths ‘Okay.","Line":"Chandler mouths ‘Okay.’"},
{"Character":"(Chandler mouths ‘Okay.","Line":"Chandler mouths ‘Okay.’"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mon"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mon"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, I’ll take one box of the mint treasures, just one, and\nthat’s it. I-I started gaining weight after I joined the Brown Birds. (to Ross)\nRemember, how Dad bought all my boxes and I ate them all"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because\nyou ate them all. But ah, y'know I’m sure that’s not gonna happen this time, why\ndon’t I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the\nRudolph’s"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come on, now you know you want ‘em"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t do this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’ll tell you what Mon, I’ll give you the first box for free"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(she reaches out for it and stops) Oh God! I gotta go! (runs out"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on! All the cool kids are eating ‘em! (chases after her."},
{"Character":"[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel","Line":"cut to Gunther retraining Rachel."},
{"Character":"[cut to Gunther retraining Rachel","Line":"cut to Gunther retraining Rachel."},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we don’t\njust trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(sitting down next to Chandler) I’m training to be better at a job\nthat I hate, my life officially sucks"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Look Rach, wasn’t this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you\nwanted to do fashion stuff"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, yeah! I’m still pursuing that"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out\nresumes like what, two years ago"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I’m also sending out.... good thoughts"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I’m also sending out.... good thoughts"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"If you ask me, as long as you got this job, you’ve got nothing\npushing you to get another one. You need the fear"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The fear"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The fear"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The fear"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"The fear"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He’s right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go\nafter a job you really want"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well then how come you’re still at a job that you hate, I mean why\ndon’t you quit and get ‘the fear’"},
{"Character":"(Chandler and Joey both laug","Line":"Chandler and Joey both laugh"},
{"Character":"(Chandler and Joey both laug","Line":"Chandler and Joey both laugh"},
{"Character":"(Chandler and Joey both laug","Line":"Chandler and Joey both laugh"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Because, I’m too afraid"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer,\ny'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just don’t want to be 30 and still work here"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah, that’d be much worse than being 28, and still\nworking here"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Rachel"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Can’t I just look at the handles on them"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"You would think"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"You would think"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"You would think"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know\nwhy I’m a terrible waitress? Because, I don’t care. I don’t care. I\ndon’t care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I don’t care where the\ntray spot is, I just don’t care, this is not what I want to do. So I don’t think\nI should do it anymore. I’m gonna give you my weeks notice"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Gunther","Line":"What?"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Gunther, I quit"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Joey) Does this mean we’re gonna have to start paying for\ncoffee? (Joey shrugs his shoulders."}]
},
"5":{
"SceneDescription":" Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now it’s a little more\nmoney, but you get a nicer smell"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"Looks good. I’ll take it"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you\ndon’t want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead\ntree she has"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"It’s-it’s-it’s almost dead"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"It’s-it’s-it’s almost dead"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"It’s-it’s-it’s almost dead"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay but that’s why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil it’s\nChristmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joe"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, the ah, trees that don’t fulfil their Christmas destiny are\nthrown in the chipper"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"I-I think I’m gonna look around a little bit more"},
{"Character":"Guy","Line":"I-I think I’m gonna look around a little bit more"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"(entering) Hey, guys. I’m here to pick out my Christmas tree"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well look no further, (shows her the dead one) this one’s yours!\nAhhh"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is this the one that I threw out last year"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Is this the one that I threw out last year"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right y'know what, nevermind! Everyone wants to have a green one!\nI’m sorry, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to get so emotional, I guess it’s\njust the holidays, it’s hard"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh honey, is that ‘cause your Mom died around Christmas"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh honey, is that ‘cause your Mom died around Christmas"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh, I wasn’t even thinking about that"},
{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh. (turns and looks at Joey, who gives a ‘way-to-go’ thumbs\nup and smile."}]
},
"6":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, and Ross are there.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I lost. Some little girl loaned her uniform to her nineteen year old\nsister, who went down to the U.S.S. Nimitz, and sold over 2,000 boxes"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Rachel, who’s entering) Hey! How’d the interview go"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I blew it. I wouldn’t of even hired me"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I blew it. I wouldn’t of even hired me"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, come here sweetie, listen, you’re gonna go on like a thousand\ninterviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) That’s not how that was supposed\nto come out"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"This is the worst Christmas ever"},
{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"This is the worst Christmas ever"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the\ncoffee house"},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I can’t! It’s too late! Terry already hired that girl over\nthere. (points to her) Look at her, she’s even got waitress experience. Last night\nshe was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That word was swans"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That word was swans"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"That word was swans"}]
},
"7":{
"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Here we go. I’m serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts\nhumming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Ross) Should I tell her I ordered tea"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No."},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"No."},
{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I\nah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, it’s\njust time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room)\nAh, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it\nfeels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again"}]
},
"8":{
"SceneDescription":" The hallway between the apartments, Ross is bringing Sarah to Joey and\nChandler’s.",
"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"I’m, I’m sorry you didn’t get to go to Spacecamp, and\nI’m hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah\nTuttle’s Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump\nup, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in\ntinfoil."},
{"Character":"Sarah","Line":"Really Mr. Geller, you don’t have to do this"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh come on! Here we go! (picks her up and puts her in the chair) Stand by\nfor mission countdown"},
{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(simulating an echo) Ten, ten.., nine, nine, nine....,\neight, eight, eight... (Chandler hits him in the back of the head) Okay, Blast off"},
{"Character":"(They start shaking the chair likes it’s flying into outer space. Ross picks up a\nsoccer ball and starts spinning it in his hand and runs around the chair beeping like a\nsatellite. Chandler also starts running around the chair and saying..","Line":"They start shaking the chair likes it’s flying into outer space. Ross picks up a\nsoccer ball and starts spinning it in his hand and runs around the chair beeping like a\nsatellite. Chandler also starts running around the chair and saying..."},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m an alien. I’m an alien"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m an alien. I’m an alien"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m an alien. I’m an alien"},
{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I’m an alien. I’m an alien"},
{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh no! An asteroid! (throws the soccer ball off the back of Joey’s\nhead."}]
}
}
}
}