{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One Where the Monkey Gets Away.html":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Ross","(Enter the other fou","Monica","Phoebe","Joey","Chandler","All","(They all leav","Mr. Heckles","(Barry bursts i","Barry"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel is talking to a customer.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, okay, I checked. We have: Earl Grey, English Breakfast, Cinnamon\nStick, Camomile, Mint Medley, Blackberry, and.. oh, wait, there's one more, um.. Lemon\nSoother. You're not the guy that asked for the tea, are you? (Guy shakes his head) Okay"}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are eating Chinese.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Marcel. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Bring me the rice, c'mon. Good boy. Good\nboy. C'mere, gimme the rice. (Marcel brings the rice) Thank you, good boy. Well, I see\nhe's finally mastered the difference between 'bring me the' and 'pee in the'. (Rachel\nignores him) 'Bring me the' and- Rach"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, this is so stupid! I mean, I gave Barry up, right? I\nshould be happy for them! I am, I'm happy for them"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No. Oh, oh, I guess it would be different if I were- with somebody"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whoah, uh, what happened to, uh, 'Forget relationships! I'm done with\nmen!' The whole, uh, penis embargo"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right\nguy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With\nPaolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wait-wait. I, I got it. I was there"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's\nlike, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes, I really do! In fact, it's funny, very often, someone\nwho you wouldn't think could-could curl your toes, might just be the one who.."}, {"Character":"(Enter the other fou","Line":"Enter the other four"}, {"Character":"(Enter the other fou","Line":"Enter the other four"}, {"Character":"(Enter the other fou","Line":"Enter the other four"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"...Gets interrupted. Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi, how was the movie"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi, how was the movie"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wonderful"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wonderful"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So good"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So good"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"So good"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Suck-fest"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Suck-fest"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Toootal chick-flick"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I-I'm sorry it wasn't one of those movies with, like, y'know, guns and\nbombs and, like, buses going really fast.."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey, I don't need violence to enjoy a movie. Just so long as there's a\nlittle nudity"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"There was nudity"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"There was nudity"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"There was nudity"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"There was nudity"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I meant female nudity. Alright? I don't need to see Lou\nGrant frolicking"}, {"Character":"Monica and Phoebe","Line":"Hugh! Hugh Grant"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Alright, I've gotta go. C'mon, Marcel! C'mon! We're gonna go take a bath.\nYes we are, aren't we? Yes, we are"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They're still just friends, right"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"They're still just friends, right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(To Marcel) And I will see you tomorrow"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, hang on, hang on. Does Aunt Monica get a say in this"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"'Pwease, Aunt Monica, pwease?' Oh, unclench. You're not even gonna be\nthere"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is taking care of Marcel and they are watching a\nsoap opera.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Now, now the one in the feather boa, that's Dr. Francis. Now, she used\nto be a man. Okay, now look, see, there's Raven. We hate her. We're glad she's dying.\nOkay- (Marcel pushes down a cushion to reveal a shoe) Wh- wh- Marcel, are you playing with\nMonica's shoes? You know you're not supposed to pl- whoah. Marcel, did you poo in the\nshoe? (Takes the shoe into the kitchen) Marcel, bad monkey! Oh! Oh! (She notices the\nnewsletter and taps the contents of the shoes onto it, then folds it shut) Sorry, Barry.\nLittle engagement gift. I'm sure you didn't register for that. (She leaves the apartment\nholding the newsletter at arm's length. However, she leaves the door open. Marcel runs out\nin the opposite direction. There is a shot from the TV and Rachel runs back in) Who died?\nWho died? Roll him over! Oh, c'mon, roll him over! Oh...! Well, we know it wasn't Dexter,\nright Marcel? Because- (Looks down and notices he is missing) Marcel? Marc- (Notices the\nopen door"}, {"Character":"[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's","Line":"Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could you lose him"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"How could you lose him"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wait. He pooped in my shoe? Which one"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don't know. The left one"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Which ones"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Which ones"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. Oh, those little clunky Amish things you think go with everything"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Entering) Hey."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Entering) Hey."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(Entering) Hey."}, {"Character":"All","Line":"/strong> Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Whoah, ooh, why is the air in here so negative"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rachel lost Marcel"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Rachel lost Marcel"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no, how"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no, how"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh no, how"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"He- he pooped in my shoe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which one"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which one"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Which one"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Those cute little black ones I wear all the time"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"No, which one? The right or left? 'Cause the left one\nis lucky.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"C'mon, you guys, what're we gonna do, what're we gonna do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Alright alright. You're a monkey. You're loose in the city. Where do you\ngo"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, it's his first time out, so he's probably gonna wanna do some of\nthe touristy things. I'll go to Cats, you go to the Russian Tea Room"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna\nkill me"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, we'll start with the building. You guys take the first and second\nfloor, Phoebe and I'll take third and fourth"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, what'm I gonna do? What'm I gonna do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, you stay here, and just wait by the phone. Spray Lysol in\nmy shoe, and wait for Ross to kill you"}, {"Character":"(They all leav","Line":"They all leave"}, {"Character":"(They all leav","Line":"They all leave"}, {"Character":"(They all leav","Line":"They all leave"}, {"Character":"(They all leav","Line":"They all leave"}, {"Character":"(They all leav","Line":"They all leave"}, {"Character":"(They all leav","Line":"They all leave"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Anybody wanna trade? Oh.."}, {"Character":"[Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr.\nHeckles emerges","Line":"Cut to a hallway in the building, Monica and Phoebe are knocking on a door. Mr.\nHeckles emerges."}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"Whaddyou want"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"Whaddyou want"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"Whaddyou want"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why would you leave your Belgian waffle in the hall"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"I wasn't ready for it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"I wasn't ready for it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"A monkey. Have you seen a monkey"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"Saw Regis Philbin once.."}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"Saw Regis Philbin once.."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. (They move off"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"You owe me a waffle"}, {"Character":"Mr. Heckles","Line":"You owe me a waffle"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's","Line":"Cut to Monica and Rachel's."}, {"Character":"[Cut to Monica and Rachel's","Line":"Cut to Monica and Rachel's."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white\nface... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay.\nThanks"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey. How did, uh, how'd it go today"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Great! It went great. Really great. Hey, is that wine"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. You, uh, you want some"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. You, uh, you want some"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah. You, uh, you want some"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, I would love some. But y'know what? Y'know what? Let's not drink it\nhere. I'm feeling kinda crazy. You wanna go to Newark"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder\ncapital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we\nwere, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine)\nWell"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God, Ross, I cannot do this"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, quick and painful. (Starts to cork the wine)"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh God... Okay. Alright. Alright. Okay. Ross, please don't hate me"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, what? What-what"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, what? What-what"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, what? What-what"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, what? What-what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know Marcel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know Marcel"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"...Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"...Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"...Yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, I kind of... I kind of lost him"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's. Rachel and Ross are there. Ross is trying to get the dress\noff Marcel.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It'll be nice to get this off finally, won't it? Yes it will. (Marcel\nresists) Or we can leave it on for now, that's fine"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y'know, with the right pair of pumps, that would be a great little\noutfit"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Listen, I'm- I'm sorry I was so hard on you before, it's just I.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your.."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, Ross, c'mon. It's my fault, I almost lost your.."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah, but you were the one who got him back, y'know? You, you were great.\n...Hey, we uh, we still have that, uh, that bottle of wine. You in the mood for, uh,\nsomething grape"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That'd be good"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That'd be good"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"That'd be good"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Alright. (He goes to get the glasses. Then he hesitates and turns off the\nmain light. Rachel looks round and he acts surprised) The, uh, the neighbours must be\nvacuuming. (He sits down and starts to pour the wine) Well, so long as we're here and, uh,\nnot on the subject, I was thinking about, uh, how mad we got at each other before, and,\num, I was thinking maybe it was partially because of how we, um.."}, {"Character":"(Barry bursts i","Line":"Barry bursts in"}, {"Character":"(Barry bursts i","Line":"Barry bursts in"}, {"Character":"(Barry bursts i","Line":"Barry bursts in"}, {"Character":"Barry","Line":"/strong> Rachel"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Barry?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Barry?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Barry?"}, {"Character":"Barry","Line":"/strong> I can't. I can't do it, I can't marry Mindy. I think I'm still\nin love with you"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Oh"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We have got to start locking that door"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"We have got to start locking that door"}] } } } }