{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With All The Jealousy.html":{ "Cast":["Rachel","Chandler","Ross","Phoebe","Mark","Joey","Director","Man","Quartet","The Bass Barber","Monica","Julio","Gunther"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting ready for her first day.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(running in from her bedroom, wearing only a towel) Okay. Hey. Umm. Does\neverybody hate these shoes?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, but don't worry. I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that\nas long as your wearing that towel dress."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Ross) Tell him."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Ross) Tell him."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(to Chandler) It's her first day at this new job. Your not supposed to\nstart with her!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?\"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert,\ny'know he's the botanist."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh God. Y'know, botanists are such geeks."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Is that a dinosaur tie?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hmm? Oh, yeah. (he makes a growling sound)"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(entering, with about 20 purses hanging around her neck) Morning. Rach,\nI'm here with the purses!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Phoebe) It must take you forever to find your keys."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(running into the living room) Thank you, thank you, thank you, Pheebs."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No, no, no, no turtles scare me. I don't need that today."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Honey, just relax, it's gonna be fine. Hey, umm,. why don't I come down\nthere and I'll take you out to lunch?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Mark is that ah, the same Mark that helped you get the job?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, it's kinda like a 'good luck on your first day' sort of thing. (to\nPhoebe) Is this actually a lunchbox?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to Ross) Hey, so can you make it on Friday?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What? Oh yeah, yeah I think so. Why am I invited to this again?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the\nbachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can\nsee a stripper."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so cliché. Why don't you get a\nmagician?!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all\nright."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, if the magician can open my beer with his but cheeks, then all\nright."}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel's office, Mark is training Rachel.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"...and the style number, and the invoice number, and the shipping date.\nGood. Any questions so far?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Twenty percent."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Twenty percent."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Twenty percent."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh!! I love this job! (her phone rings) Wow! My first call."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Here, let me. (answers phone) Rachel Green's line, how may I help you?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(on phone) Hi, is Rachel there?"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"And who may I say is calling?"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"And who may I say is calling?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is Ross?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"This is Ross?"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Ross of....."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Ross of....."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Of Ross and Rachel."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Of Ross and Rachel."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Oh hi. It's, it's Mark."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hey, hey Mark."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hey, hey Mark."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Hey, hold on a second."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Hey, hold on a second."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi honey!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hi honey!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hi! What's ah, what's Mark doing answering your phone?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, he's just goofing around."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, he's just goofing around."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in\nhis own office?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two\nassistants."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why does Joanna need two assistants, how, how lazy is she?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh! Oh my God! What did I just do?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I think I just shipped 3,000 bras to personnel. Oh honey, I gotta go.\n(to Mark) Mark, I need you!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, bye-bye. (starts slamming the receiver down in anger.)"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow! Ross!!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow! Ross!!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow! Ross!!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ow! Ross!!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, oh, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry sweetie, I was just trying to ah, I'm dialing\nanother number. (hangs up)"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey's audition.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(singing) You've got to pick a pocket or two. Boyyyyssss, (picks a\nhandkerchief from the pianist's pocket) you've got to pick a pocket or two.........."}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Lovely, just lovely."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Thanks."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Thanks."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? Thanks."}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Listen Joey, we definitely want to see you for the callback on\nSaturday."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Excellent, I'll be there."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Excellent, I'll be there."}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Okay, and listen don't forget to bring your jazz shoes for the dance\naudition."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ahhh! My ah, my agent said it wasn't a dancing part."}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Joey, all the roles got to dance a little. But believe me with your\ndance background it'll be a piece of cake."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Rachel's office, her desk is covered with stuff Ross has sent her.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"(reaching through the flowers) Do you have the, the Ralph Lauren file?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh, yeah, sure, it's umm... (she picks up this bug and it starts to play\nthe theme from Love Story)"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Wh-what's that?"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Wh-what's that?"}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Wh-what's that?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"It's from Ross, it's a love bug."}, {"Character":"Mark","Line":"Wow! Somebody wants people to know you have a boyfriend."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's\njust really romantic."}, {"Character":"Man","Line":"(to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?"}, {"Character":"Man","Line":"(to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes."}, {"Character":"Man","Line":"(being joined by the rest of the barbershop quartet) One, two, three..."}, {"Character":"Quartet","Line":"(singing) Congratulations on your first week at your brand new job! It\nwon't be long before your the boss."}, {"Character":"The Bass Barber","Line":"Omm-pah, omm-pah, omm-pah."}, {"Character":"The Bass Barber","Line":"Omm-pah, omm-pah, omm-pah."}, {"Character":"Quartet","Line":"(singing) And you know who will be there to support... you?! Your one\nand only boyfriend..."}, {"Character":"The Bass Barber","Line":"It's nice to have a boyfriend."}, {"Character":"The Bass Barber","Line":"It's nice to have a boyfriend."}, {"Character":"Quartet","Line":"Your loyal loving boyfriend Ross..... Ross!"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, Joey are there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Mark's a genius!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Why?! How?! How is he a genius?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, don't you see what's happening here. Instead of hitting on her\nright away, he's becoming her confidant. Now he's gonna be the guy she goes too to\ncomplain about you."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What am I going to do?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What am I going to do?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What am I going to do?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, why don't you send her a musical bug, op, no you already did\nthat. All right look, you're going to have to go there yourself now, okay, make a few\nsurprise visits."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I don't know you guys."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I don't know you guys."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us,\nmeanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she\nstarts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And before you know it, she's with him. And you'll be all, 'Ohh, man!' And\nhe'll be all, 'Yes!' And us, we'll be like, 'Wh-whoa, dude.' And pretty soon you'll be\nlike, (sadly) 'Hhiii,' and, and, and, 'I can't go, Rachel and Mark might be there.' And\nwe'll be like, 'Man get over it, it's been four years!!'"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He paints quite a picture doesn't he?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"He paints quite a picture doesn't he?"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Joey's dance audition, Joey is warming up.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a\ncall from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long\nIsland."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"So, does that mean the audition is off?"}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Listen Joey, seeing as you've got the most experience, I want you to\ntake these dancers and show them the combination."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What?!"}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Aw come on Joey, it's easy. Y'know, it's hand, hand, head, head, (very\nquickly, Joey watches stunned) up, pas de bouree, pas de bouree, big turn here, grand\nsissone, sissone, sissone, slide back, step, step, step, and jazz hands!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"It's ah, step-ity, step and jazz hands."}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Have fun."}, {"Character":"Director","Line":"Have fun."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Bye. (does the jazz hands)"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" The Moondance Diner.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(to Julio) So! I'm just an empty vase, huh?"}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know, so I don't read as many important books as you do, and I don't\nwrite trick poems that seem to be about one thing but are actually about something else.\nAnd y'know what, I get excited about stupid stuff, like when I my People magazine\ncomes on Saturday, and the new Hold Everything catalog. Y'know but that does not\nmean that I'm empty, I care about things. I care about my friends and family. You have no\nright to make that kind of judgment about me."}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"Whoa, whoa, whoa."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't even know me..."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don't even know me..."}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"The Empty Vase is not about you. My baby, you make me so sad that you\nwould think this."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe..."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I'm sorry, my friend Phoebe..."}, {"Character":"Julio","Line":"No, it's about all women. Well, all American women. You feel better now?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(sarcastically) Oh yeah."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(sarcastically) Oh yeah."}] }, "8":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Rachel are there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh yeah, yeah! Look what I got, look what I got. (holds up a pen) See,\nshe's fully dressed, right?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you\nclick it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street,\nshe's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just\nstares at him.)"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering) Hi."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know what, I'm, I'm gonna spend some alone time with the pen."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(sits down next to her) I'm sorry, I was an idiot."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"A big idiot."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"A big idiot."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"A big idiot."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"A big idiot."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda\nhard for me."}, {"Character":"(Gunther is eavesdropping in the background.","Line":"Gunther is eavesdropping in the background.)"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Honey, why is it hard, I mean we've been together for almost a year now?\"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if\nit's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not\ngonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away."}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Let it be me! Let it be me!"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Let it be me! Let it be me!"}, {"Character":"Gunther","Line":"Let it be me! Let it be me!"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Honey, that's very sweet, it just seems to me though, that if two people\nlove each other and trust each other, like we do, there's no reason to be jealous. (she\nkisses him)"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I gotta get going. Bye Chandler."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"I gotta get going. Bye Chandler."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh, okay Ross. Listen, this pen is kinda getting boring, so can you\npick me up some porn?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Where ya going?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Where ya going?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Where ya going?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, I've got to go pick up Ben, we've got a play date this afternoon."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, with who?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, with who?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ohh, with who?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"There was a woman at the... (realizes) The stripper?!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"You have a play date with a stripper?!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Man, I gotta get a kid. (looks at the pen and starts laughing)"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ah, yeah, yeah. Umm, we started talking after she y'know, did her thing.\nAnd it turns out she's got a boy about Ben's age, so we're taking them to a gym-boree\nclass. Why, is that okay?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure, is she married?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure, is she married?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Sure, is she married?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh, no."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh, no."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh, no."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Ahh, no."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh. (starts shaking the sugar down in a packet really hard.)"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you jealous?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you jealous?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Noo, I y'know I don't see why she has to play with you, that's all. I\nmean doesn't she have any y'know other stripper moms friends of her own?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You are totally jealous."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You are totally jealous."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I'm not jealous. All right this is about, umm, people feeling certain\nthings y'know about strippers. And y'know, and um, I..."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Honey, I love you too."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Honey, I love you too."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Honey, I love you too."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh. Wait, wait, wait."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Ugh. Wait, wait, wait."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What?"}, {"Character":"(She runs over and gives him a very passionate kiss.","Line":"She runs over and gives him a very passionate kiss.)"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Huh."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of\nhours, y'know."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Yeah. Either that, or you just turned him on and sent him off to a\nstripper."}] } } } }