{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With All The Rugby.html":{ "Cast":["Chandler","Rachel","Woman","Emily","Ross","Devon","Liam","Monica","Phoebe","Joey","","Janice","Ticket Counter Attendant","Mrs. Chatracus"], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" A beauty parlour, Rachel is getting a manicure while Chandler, yes Chandler, is\ngetting a petticure (Does that scare you that I know those terms?  Well, it scares\nme.).", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done!  And you\nsaid it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is.  Also, you said there would be\nother guys here. There are no other guys here"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, there’s a guy right over there. (Points to the counter"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"That’s a mailman! That’s our mailman! (Waves to the\nmailman) (Sarcastic) Hi. How are ya"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Chandler, don’t worry! This doesn’t make you any less of a\nguy! (Chandler starts blowing on his fingernails like women do.) That does!\n(Chandler stops blowing.) What am I sitting on? (She looks and finds a huge nail.) I hate\nto think what this woman was scratching when this broke off"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you know who used to have nails like that"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you know who used to have nails like that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hmm"}, {"Character":"Woman","Line":"OH…MY…GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. It’s Janice."}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" A street, Ross and Emily are walking home from a date.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"I can’t believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such\nstories about New York"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, it’s really not that bad. I mean, I-I for one, feel perfectly\nsafe"}, {"Character":"(At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and\npicking her up","Line":"At that moment two very large men start screaming and running towards Emily and\npicking her up."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Help! Help!! Help! Help!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Help! Help!! Help! Help!"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing\nthem) Liam, Devon, this is Ross"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"Hey, mate"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"Hey, mate"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"Hey, mate"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"Hey, mate"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"Hey, mate"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"How are ya man"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"How are ya man"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh hey, that was a good one, huh? (Imitating himself) Help! Help"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"So how are you? I’ve been meaning to ring you ever since I arrived\nbut umm, well, I’ve been rather busy"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that\nU2 concert"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh my God. I think you’re right"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh my God. I think you’re right"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh my God. I think you’re right"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"(puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each\nother was that morning"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Oh, Liam. (Ross laughs and takes her back."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, Liam. So uh, what, were you guys playing soccer or something—or\nshould I call it (In an English accent) football"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"We were playing rugby"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"We were playing rugby"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"We were playing rugby"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"In fact we’re playing a game at the park tomorrow. You’re\nwelcome to play too if you want"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"(laughs) Ross play rugby? I don’t think so"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"(laughs) Ross play rugby? I don’t think so"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"What’s ah, what’s so funny about that"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Well I mean, you’re American to start with. You don’t even have\nrugby here"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, we didn’t have freedom here until 1776, either so"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, we didn’t have freedom here until 1776, either so"}, {"Character":"Devon","Line":"So good then! We’ll see you at Riverside Park at 2:00! Cheers"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Cheers"}, {"Character":"(Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee.\nThe Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup,\nspilling its contents","Line":"Liam and Devon both take a swig of their beers, while Ross takes a swig of his coffee.\nThe Brits both crush their cans, and not to be out done, Ross crushes his coffee cup,\nspilling its contents."}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are plugging in\na bunch of electronics.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Done"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering, with Joey) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! What’s up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! What’s up"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey! What’s up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"This switch thing has been driving me crazy. So I turned it off and\nchecked every outlet. Now, four of them don’t work. Which means, one of them\nhas to be controlled by the switch. So, I plugged in things in all four of the outlets\nthat-that make noise, so that way, when I turn it on I just follow the noise and find out\nwhich one it is"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(to Rachel) I bet I stopped listening before you did"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Y’know, you-you also could’ve used uh, lamps and then\nfollowed the light"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah, well, I’m using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody\nready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear\nsomething! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises it’s Joey."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s coming from Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s coming from Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s coming from Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s coming from Joey"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh my God, that’s so freaky! Turn him off!"}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" The park, everyone is warming up for the rugby game. Only Joey and Phoebe came\nto support Ross.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Ross-Ross-Ross-Ross! Stay away from that guy (Points), and that guy\n(Points). And that one—Dude! They’re all huge"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"They don’t look any bigger than me"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, maybe that’s because you’re closer to you. So you look\nbigger to you from where you are"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"I’m just going to say hi to the lads. All right"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"I’m just going to say hi to the lads. All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"All right"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Okay. (Goes to say hi to the lads.)"}, {"Character":"(A player comes over and picks up a ball in front of Phoebe","Line":"A player comes over and picks up a ball in front of Phoebe."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to the player) Hi"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(to the player) Hi"}, {"Character":"(The player stands up and smiles. Showing that he has no front teeth","Line":"The player stands up and smiles. Showing that he has no front teeth."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Whoa! (The player leaves and to Joey) I kinda liked it"}, {"Character":"(The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game","Line":"The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game."}, {"Character":"(The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game","Line":"The referee blows the whistle and the players gather to start the game."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Okay, I know what I have to do. I’ve got to go Red Ross. (Joey and\nPhoebe don’t know what he’s talking about.) Y’know, Red Ross"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I totally don’t know what you’re talking about"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Come on! The time we were all waiting in line for Dances With Wolves and\nthat one guy cut in line in front of us and I just lost it?! Screamed at him! Turned all\nred! Red Ross!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You’ll see"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You’ll see"}, {"Character":"[Cut to Emily, Devon, and Lia","Line":"Cut to Emily, Devon, and Liam"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"Liam, do me a favour. Tell the lads to go easy on Ross, it’s his\nfirst time"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"You don’t say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and\nspikes it in his face."}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"(to Ross) Good luck, babe"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"(to Ross) Good luck, babe"}, {"Character":"Emily","Line":"(to Ross) Good luck, babe"}, {"Character":"(The scrum forms and the game is underway","Line":"The scrum forms and the game is underway."}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Ross! Ross! Come on! Get in here! (Ross gets pumped up.) Ross! Come on"}, {"Character":"(Ross walks over to the scrum, walks around a bit looking for a way to get into the\nscrum","Line":"Ross walks over to the scrum, walks around a bit looking for a way to get into the\nscrum."}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in"}, {"Character":"Liam","Line":"Ross, come on! Get in the bloody scrum! Ross, get in"}, {"Character":"(Ross, urged on by his team-mates, jumps on top of the scrum and falls headfirst into\nthe middle, leaving his feet sticking straight up","Line":"Ross, urged on by his team-mates, jumps on top of the scrum and falls headfirst into\nthe middle, leaving his feet sticking straight up."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"JOEY!!!!!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"JOEY!!!!!"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"JOEY!!!!!"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The airport, the Yemen Express counter, Chandler is still trying to get rid of\nJanice.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Y’know you, really didn’t have to take me to the airport"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh please. Every moment is precious. Y’know? Besides, somebody had\nto ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends don’t\nreally seem to care too much that you’re leaving"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, we’re really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this\nis uh, good-bye then"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"On no! No! It’s not good-bye, I’m not leaving until you get on\nthat plane"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay. Then I guess it’s just, wait here then. (Hands her the sign\nthat says, Wait Here.\") (To the ticket agent) Hi. I need one fake ticket to Yemen"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"One ticket to Yemen"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"One ticket to Yemen"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"One ticket to Yemen"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no-no-no, no. No, no, no, I just, I just need a pretend ticket"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"I’m sorry sir, I don’t understand."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"Are you travelling with a child"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"Are you travelling with a child"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No. All right, y’know what, she’s (Points to Janice) gonna\nthink that I’m handing you a credit card, but what I’m really gonna do is hand\nyou a library card"}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"Ah, sir a ticket to Yemen is $2,100 and we don’t\ntake library cards"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"What’s the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"What’s the matter? Is something wrong? Do you have to stay"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(to the ticket agent) American Express"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel’s, Monica is reading a book as\nRachel returns.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hi"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(noticing a bunch of pictures around the door that weren’t there\noriginally.) What-what are-what are these"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, just some pictures I made and hung up. I thought they’d\nbrighten up the place. They do don’t you think"}, {"Character":"(Rachel rips one of the wall and finds a huge hole underneath","Line":"Rachel rips one of the wall and finds a huge hole underneath."}, {"Character":"(Rachel rips one of the wall and finds a huge hole underneath","Line":"Rachel rips one of the wall and finds a huge hole underneath."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No-no-no, no"}, {"Character":"(Rachel rips off another one, revealing another hole. Rachel then moves onto a third\none, but this one doesn’t have a hole underneath it","Line":"Rachel rips off another one, revealing another hole. Rachel then moves onto a third\none, but this one doesn’t have a hole underneath it."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I know that there’s no hole there, I just really liked that\npicture"}, {"Character":"(Rachel looks at it and then throws it away. She then removes a fourth one, revealing a\nthird hole","Line":"Rachel looks at it and then throws it away. She then removes a fourth one, revealing a\nthird hole."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Look at this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Look at this"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God! Look at this"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Okay, but there is a wire back there! I mean that switch is\nconnected to something"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t care! The wires have come loose in your head"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t care! The wires have come loose in your head"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"I just thought that if I could follow the wire I could find out what it\ndid"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And did you?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And did you?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No. It disappears back there behind that baseboard. For a minute there,\nI thought it went downstairs"}, {"Character":"(Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps","Line":"Rachel removes a paper on the floor which is covering a hole and gasps."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But it didn’t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"But it didn’t. Say hello to Mrs. Chatracus"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God"}, {"Character":"Mrs. Chatracus","Line":"Hello darling"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello, Mrs. Chatracus"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hello, Mrs. Chatracus"}] }, "7":{ "SceneDescription":" The airport, the flight to Yemen is being called.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Ticket Counter Attendant","Line":"(on the P.A.) This is the final boarding call for\nFlight 664 to Yemen"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I-I guess I gotta go"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I’ll wait for you. Do you even know how long\nyou’re going to be gone"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, just until we find an energy source to replace fuel"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Oh. Well, I’ll right you everyday. (Reading the address) 15 Yemen\nRoad, Yemen"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, good-bye. Good-bye."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, good-bye. Good-bye."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, good-bye. Good-bye."}, {"Character":"(He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks\nout the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice,\nbut she sees him","Line":"He gives the agent his ticket and walks onto the jetway. Janice walks over and looks\nout the window. Chandler walks back into the terminal and tries to walk right past Janice,\nbut she sees him."}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler!"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"Chandler!"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and\nalso-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"No! No! I wanna see you take-off"}, {"Character":"Janice","Line":"No! No! I wanna see you take-off"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, I then guess I’m going to Yemen! I’m going to Yemen!\n(To this old woman also going to Yemen.) When we get to Yemen, can I stay with you"}] } } } }