{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Joey's Bag.html":{
	"Cast":["Monica","Chandler","(They change places","","Rachel","Joey","Ross","Phoebe","The Pastor","The Casting Director","Frank Sr.","(Silence ensues","Yeah"],
	"Scenes":{
		"1":{
			"SceneDescription":" Chandler's bedroom, he is giving Monica a massage.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"I can't believe we've never done this before! It's sooo good! So\ngood for Monica!"},
				{"Character":"(Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes","Line":"Chandler picks up the timer being used and turns it to zero at which it chimes."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh! Look at that, time's up! My turn"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"That was a half an hour"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's your timer"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's your timer"},
				{"Character":"(They change places","Line":"They change places."},
				{"Character":"(They change places","Line":"They change places."},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Y'know, I don't like to brag about it, but I give the best\nmassages"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, then massage me up right nice"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"All right, then massage me up right nice"},
				{"Character":"(She starts the massage, only she is doing extremely hard and Chandler is gasping in\npain","Line":"She starts the massage, only she is doing extremely hard and Chandler is gasping in\npain."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Ah! Ahh!! Ahh!"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"It's so good, isn't it"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"It's so good I don't know what I've done to deserve it"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Say good-bye to sore muscles"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Say good-bye to sore muscles"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good-bye muscles!"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Good-bye muscles!"}]
			},
		"2":{
			"SceneDescription":" <i>Bloomingdale's</i>, Rachel is fixing Joey up with some new clothes.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay now Joey, y'know that since you're returning all of this stuff\nright after the audition you're gonna have to wear underwear"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right, then you'd better show me some of that too then"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, it's missing something. Ooh, I know! Umm, okay. (Goes and grabs a\nbag, that looks like a purse, and shows it to Joey."},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Really? A purse"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It's not a purse! It's a shoulder bag"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It looks like a women's purse"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"It looks like a women's purse"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No Joey, look. Trust me, all the men are wearing them in the spring\ncatalog. Look. (Shows him.) See look, men, carrying the bag"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and\nlooks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse\nlooks good on me, a man"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Exactly! Unisex"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Maybe you need sex. I had sex a couple days ago"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No Joey! U-N-I-sex"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, I ain't gonna say no to that"}]
			},
		"3":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new\nbag.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey"},
				{"Character":"(As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in\nshock","Line":"As he walks past both Chandler and Ross notice the bag and stare at each other in\nshock."},
				{"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Wow! You look just like your son Mrs. Tribbiani"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just\nlooked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your\nstuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Your make-up"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(entering) Joey, what are you doing with the bag? You're audition is not\nuntil tomorrow"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, but sandwich time is right now. (Removes a sandwich and starts\neating."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, y'know you get any mustard on that bag, you can't return it"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why would I return it? I love this bag"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why would I return it? I love this bag"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, then you owe me $350"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, then you owe me $350"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Fine! Do you take Vasa or Mustercard? (He's holding the fake credit cards\nthat come with the bag."},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(glaring at him) Joey"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(glaring at him) Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right relax, look I'll pay you with the money from the acting job I am\ndefinitely gonna get thanks to you"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's the part, Anti-man"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's the part, Anti-man"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"What's the part, Anti-man"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Hey, don't listen to them. I think it's sexy"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"U-N-I-sexy? (Smiles provocatively.)"}]
			},
		"4":{
			"SceneDescription":" The Funeral Home, continued from earlier. Phoebe is returning after looking for\nher father.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, did you catch him?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Uh-huh"},
				{"Character":"Ross","Line":"Wh-what did he say?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"He said, \"Nice to meet you Glenda.\" (They stare at her,\ndumbfounded) Well, obviously I couldn't give him my real name"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why?! Why not?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come on, you saw the way he ran out of here! What do you think? He's\ngonna stick around and talk to the daughter he abandoned"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did you say to him"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"What did you say to him"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of\nFrancis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house\nlater"},
				{"Character":"The Pastor","Line":"Could everyone please take their seats"},
				{"Character":"The Pastor","Line":"Could everyone please take their seats"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"All right, well, I just can't think about that right now. I just wanna\nsay good-bye to my Grandma"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, let's go say good-bye"},
				{"Character":"(They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats","Line":"They put on their glasses and try to find their way to their seats."}]
			},
		"5":{
			"SceneDescription":" Joey's audition, he is with bag.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Any time you're ready, Joey"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"(reading from the script) Well, you must be new here. Why don't we get a\ntable and I'll buy you a drink"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"(stopping him) I'm sorry. Could you, could you try it\nwithout the purse"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, sure. (He takes it off and starts reading.) Well, you must be new\nhere. Maybe we should—I'm sorry, can I ask you something? (He stops and asks a\nquestion."},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Sure. What"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, first it's not a purse"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, first it's not a purse"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay, anytime"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"I mean if-if you're thinking it's a woman's bag, it's not. It's a man's\nbag"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okayyyy! Anddd, go"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okayyyy! Anddd, go"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right look, let me show you the catalog! (Does so.) See? Huh? It's the\nlatest thing! Everyone's got one! Men! Women! Children! Everyone's carrying them"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Umm, do you sell these bags"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Umm, do you sell these bags"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"Okay! Thank you! That was great"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah but I didn’t read anything"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah but I didn’t read anything"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"I think we've seen enough"},
				{"Character":"The Casting Director","Line":"I think we've seen enough"},
				{"Character":"Joey","Line":"Okay! All right, I'll see ya. (As he's walking off stage.) (Patting the\nbag.) We got it! We got it"}]
			},
		"6":{
			"SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Frank Sr. is just arriving.",
			"lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Umm, thank you for meeting with me"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Thank you. All right"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on\nthe arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to\nstate for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh yes. Yes, yes, I am, uh-hmm"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"So, what did Francis leave me"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Huh"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Oh yes. Yes. Yeah—no. She did. She left you umm, (looking in her\npurse) this lipstick"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh. Huh. It's huh, well it's (opens it) oh it's—ew used. Umm,\ncool"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my\nofficial forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You\nand uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes, yes I was"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, umm, question 2) Umm, did that marriage end A. Happily, B. Medium,\nor C. In the total abandonment of her and her two children"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"It really says that?"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"It really says that?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. See? (Quickly shows him."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yeah. See? (Quickly shows him."},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well then I guess then I-I would I would have to say C"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Hmm, okay, total abandonment. Okay, reasons for abandonment, A.\nTop secret government work, B. Amnesia, or C. Or you're just a selfish, irresponsible bad,\nbad man"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Y'know, I don't think I want the lipstick that much. (Gets up to\nleave.) But umm… Oh, would you do me a favor? And umm, would you, would you give\nLilly that, please? (Hands her a note."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"What?"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well Lilly, when you see Lilly would you give her that, that note?\nBecause I wanted to talk to her at the memorial but, well I pictured her getting mad at me\nthe way you got mad at me and I well, I chickened out. So, uh, I wrote her that note,\nwould you give it to her please"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"But you-you-you came to see Lilly"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yeah, yeah. Why"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yeah, yeah. Why"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yeah, yeah. Why"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Lilly's dead. (He looks up in shock."},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"She what?"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She's dead"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"She's dead"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Are you sure"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, if she isn't then cremating her was a big mistake"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"I can't believe this. I just—I can't believe this.\nHow-how—Oh my God. How long ago"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"17 years ago"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Oh! What about, what about the girls"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, Ursula is a waitress and-and she lives in Soho. And Phoebe,\n(pause) is on this couch"},
				{"Character":"(Silence ensues","Line":"Silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"(Silence ensues","Line":"Silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"(Silence ensues","Line":"Silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"(Silence ensues","Line":"Silence ensues."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yep, lipstick and a daughter, big day for you"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Phoebe, I-I-I-umm, (Sits down next to her and brushes against her\nleg.) Oops. (He backs up.) I just, I-I-I-I don’t, I don’t know what to say. I\njust can't believe that you're my daughter, you're so pretty"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"So would it, would it make you feel better if I said I was very, very\nsorry that I left"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Y'know what, it doesn’t matter what you say it's not gonna make a\ndifference anyway, so you can just go"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"All right. Well, y'know in my defense I was a lousy father"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's a defense"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That's a defense"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Yes. Yes it is. I burned the formula and I put your diapers on\nbackwards. I mean, I made up a song to sing you to sleep, but that made you cry even more"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You make up songs"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You make up songs"},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"Well no, just-just that one. But, it was stupid. Let's see, how did\nit, how did it go. Umm. (Singing.)"},
				{"Character":"<i>Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>\nWhy won't you go to sleep?<br>\nSleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>\nYou're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! </i>(Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)<i></","Line":"i>Sleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>\nWhy won't you go to sleep?<br>\nSleepy girl, sleepy girl.<br>\nYou're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! </i>(Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)<i></i"},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"Yeah","Line":"eah."},
				{"Character":"(Phoebe is trying not to smile. He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand and\nturns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. She doesn't","Line":"Phoebe is trying not to smile. He moves closer and very shyly holds out his hand and\nturns his head, hoping for Phoebe to take his hand. She doesn't."},
				{"Character":"Frank Sr.","Line":"I just, I y'know, I'm not very good at this. So, umm… (Backs\naway."},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Well, I am. (Moves over and takes his hand."},
				{"Character":"(She holds his hand for a little while then","Line":"She holds his hand for a little while then…"},
				{"Character":"(She holds his hand for a little while then","Line":"She holds his hand for a little while then…"},
				{"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back."}]
			}
}
}
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