{"./Data/Friends/ToConvert//The One With Phoebe’s Cookies.html":{ "Cast":["Chandler","Ross and Rachel","Ross","Rachel","Joey","Monica","Phoebe","Monica and Phoebe","Mr. Geller",""], "Scenes":{ "1":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler\nenters wearing glasses.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Hey, you guys"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross and Rachel","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, what do you think"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So, what do you think"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"About what"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"About what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, what"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, what"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Are you kidding? Okay, I’ll give you a hint; I’ll give you a\nhint. (Points to his glasses."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Eyes! No, no. Your eyes! No. Chandler’s eyes"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got glasses"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got glasses"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I got glasses"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well, you-you’ve always had glasses"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No I didn’t"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No I didn’t"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No I didn’t"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you sure"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Are you sure"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah-yeah, did-didn’t you use to have a pair? They were really\nround, burgundy, and they made you look kind of umm"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Feminine"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Feminine"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Feminine"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Feminine"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yes"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"No"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didn’t think I used to\nwear glasses, right"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Of course! (She mouths, \"I have no idea,\" to the rest of the\ngang."}] }, "2":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and\nstarts chewing on the ear piece.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Do you know what I was thinkin’"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Nothing, I just like to go like this. (Does it again."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh why, do you have a lecture"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Uh why, do you have a lecture"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, why"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, why"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Then free as a bird. What’s up"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"My dad wanted to know if you wanted to play racquetball with us"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Wow! That’s great! Dad must really like you, he doesn’t ask\njust anyone to play"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah and he didn’t really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed\nhe meant you"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, did-did you correct him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, did-did you correct him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Well, did-did you correct him"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No, I-I thought it would be more fun this way"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"This is so cool, maybe this is something you can do every week"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the\ntrash cans. He does that every week too"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Oh, just so you know, you-you have to let him win"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeah"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"He hates to lose"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Oh no problem, maybe I’ll play with my left hand"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You’re not a lefty?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You’re not a lefty?"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You’re not a lefty?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Does anybody know me?"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Does anybody know me?"}, {"Character":"(Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly","Line":"Phoebe enters, walks up to Monica, and exhales exasperatedly."}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s wrong Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"What’s wrong Phoebe"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the\nstupid fire burned it up"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No!! Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box\nand keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"(pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because I’m normal!\nThat was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an\nengagement present"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, we have to get you an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, we have to get you an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Oh, we have to get you an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Don’t worry about it Pheebs"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No one got me an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"No one got me an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie\nin a plastic baggie.)"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"An old cookie"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"An old cookie"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"(To Chandler) This is what happens when you don’t register for\ngifts"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can’t accept this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can’t accept this"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"We can’t accept this"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"‘Cause it’s gross"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do\nstuff like this at work all the time"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"Really?"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Yeah! I bet I can do it"}, {"Character":"(Chandler looks over and sees Ross glaring at them","Line":"Chandler looks over and sees Ross glaring at them."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, we owe you a present"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Okay, we owe you a present"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Two! I’ve been engaged twice"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Two! I’ve been engaged twice"}] }, "3":{ "SceneDescription":" Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the\ncookie recipe by eating small pieces.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"All right, I definitely taste nutmeg"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You do"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"You do"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"You don’t? (Laughs) Well, that’s the difference between a\nprofessional and a layman"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That and arrogance"}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"That and arrogance"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! How was sailing"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! How was sailing"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t want to talk about it. Y’know, you could’ve at\nleast saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs what’s left of the cookie and pops in his\nmouth."}, {"Character":"Monica and Phoebe","Line":"No-wait-no-no!!!!!!"}, {"Character":"Monica and Phoebe","Line":"No-wait-no-no!!!!!!"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(recoils in horror) Women are mean!!! (Storms out."}, {"Character":"Phoebe","Line":"I can’t believe that! Now the only thing left of my\ngrandmother’s legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out\nto Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Chandler) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Chandler) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(entering with Chandler) Hey"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! How was it"}, {"Character":"Monica","Line":"Hey! How was it"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We\nwere bonding. He even said I could call him dad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And what did he ask you not to call him"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"And what did he ask you not to call him"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Daddy. All right look, here’s the story. (Flashback to Chandler\nabout to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished\nplaying racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was\nreally steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way\naround the steam-filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and\nthat’s when it happened"}, {"Character":"[Cut to the flashback, Chandler’s no longer doing the voice-over","Line":"Cut to the flashback, Chandler’s no longer doing the voice-over."}, {"Character":"[Cut to the flashback, Chandler’s no longer doing the voice-over","Line":"Cut to the flashback, Chandler’s no longer doing the voice-over."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Guys"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Guys"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall."}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"Have a seat son. (You can see Mr. Geller sitting closer to the door\nas Chandler walks over and sits in his lap.) Hey!! (Chandler quickly jumps off and sits\nnext to him with a shocked expression on his face."}] }, "4":{ "SceneDescription":" Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"(getting up) All right, I’m off to see your dad"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Whoa-whoa, aren’t you a little over dressed"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(laughing) Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story\nanymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to face—And by face I\ndon’t mean his lap. And by face, I don’t mean my ass. (Exits."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"(To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I don’t know. Y’know, they didn’t get us anything"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Thank you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(entering) Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Hey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well hello! So, when are we gettin’ back out on the water matey?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh uh, I don’t know the boat way to say this, but uh never"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Why not"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Because! You’re mean on the boat"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What? I was just trying to teach you"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, lesson learned! Rachel is mean"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"Yeeeeeep… Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her\ndad’s boat she wouldn’t let me help at all"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldn’t move your arms\nbecause you were wearing three life jackets"}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You have to respect the sea! (Storms off."}, {"Character":"Ross","Line":"You have to respect the sea! (Storms off."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta\ntell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all\nthe time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Does a good teacher say, \"Put down the beer pinhead!?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Does a good teacher say, \"Put down the beer pinhead!?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Well, does a good student drink seven beers during his first lesson"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Six and a half! You knocked that last one out of my hand! Remember"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well it hit me anyway! And it would’ve hurt a lot less if I had\nfinished that last beer"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"All right, y’know what? I-I’m sorry. I will try to tone it\ndown and uh stop yelling"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You won’t boss me around anymore"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"You won’t boss me around anymore"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I won’t boss you around"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"I won’t boss you around"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you’ll be nice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you’ll be nice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And, I’ll be nice"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And, I’ll be nice"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"And you’ll be topless"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And—Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And—Joey"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"And—Joey"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you want me to learn?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Do you want me to learn?"}] }, "5":{ "SceneDescription":" The Mr. Bowmont, it's Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident\nsailing expert.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay Joey honey, you’re doing really good! All right, now I’m\njust gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which\nside is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":" Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":" Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":" Oh yeah"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Right"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nope"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nope"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Nope"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"It’s left sweetie, but that’s okay sweetie, that’s a\ntough one"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"I don’t know why you just don’t say left"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of\nthe boat.) The left"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Huh"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"(hurrying over) Okay! Okay, you’re yelling again! See that"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No-no, no-no-no, very quiet, said with love, no yelling"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me\na little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the\ncunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working\nefficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Uh, wow, you just said a bunch of stuff I didn’t know there"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead."}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Joey, come on! We just went over this! (She does it instead."}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead\nwith the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"(angrily) No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not\nsee the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson!\nI did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which\nobviously is an impossible thing to do"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right that’s it! You’re yelling and I don’t see you\ntaking your top off! I quit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"All right that’s it! You’re yelling and I don’t see you\ntaking your top off! I quit"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"What do you mean you quit?! You can’t quit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Why not?"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Because you’re not finished yet and I won’t have it! Greens do\nnot quit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Greens? I’m a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Greens? I’m a Tribbiani! And Tribbianis quit"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Oh my God, wait did I—I just said Greens don’t quit\ndidn’t I? (Pause) (Angrily) Did I just say Greens don’t quit?"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yes! Yes! You did and you’re still yelling at me"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"No! No! No! I’m not yelling at you, I’m just yelling near you.\nOh God Joey, oh I’m my father. Oh my God, this is horrible! I’ve been trying so\nhard not to be my mother I did not see this comin’. Oh, Joey, I’m sorry.\nI’m so sorry. I just wanted you to learn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, hey I did learn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, hey I did learn"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Well, hey I did learn"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Really"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Come on"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah! Come on"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Awww"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Awww"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Awww"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Yeah, it’s okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. It’s\nthe larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is\nright"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Left"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Left"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Left"}, {"Character":"Rachel","Line":"Left"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit"}, {"Character":"Joey","Line":"Damnit"}] }, "6":{ "SceneDescription":" The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.", "lines":[{"Character":"","Line":""}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So you understand, I’d feel a lot more comfortable if you\ndidn’t tell people what happened. Y’know, I’m a little…I’m a\nlittle embarrassed about it"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"I understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than\nembarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating\nJudy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I\nwas a lawyer"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you do when they found out"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"What did you do when they found out"}, {"Character":"Mr. Geller","Line":"They never did, so if you ever see me giving them legal advice just nod\nalong. Shall we?"}, {"Character":"(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only\nChandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which\nmeans swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didn’t\nseem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler","Line":"Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only\nChandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which\nmeans swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didn’t\nseem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler."}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So I guess we wear swimsuits in here"}, {"Character":"Chandler","Line":"So I guess we wear swimsuits in here"}] } } } }